Pets Are Not Children
Men are a lot like dogs. That’s right, that’s what I said. Talk to any woman about anything and eventually she’ll tell you exactly the same thing.
Men are dogs.
Of course, just like any other time a woman opens her mouth, she doesn’t have any fucking clue what she’s talking about. She’s right only because women vomit words from their mouths with such a frequency that eventually she has to be right, even though she’s probably contradicting something she’s just said, or possibly jibbering in a language she doesn’t know.
If men are dogs, then women are drunken parrots with The Home Shopping Network and a credit card on speed dial. That’s why men are better pet owners than women; because the only things women know how to do are squawk and peck.
Dogs are loyal, resourceful, and they have positive attitudes. They also don’t give a shit about being too clean because that is really neurotic and ruins the fuck out of the feel of an otherwise livable home.
What could be more man-like than that? Those kinds of man-traits, that men share with dogs as well as with all the other animals in the wild that have to make their own way instead of goldbricking on the couch day-in, day-out and conjuring up reasons why weddings are important enough to spend more than dick on — make men better pet owners than women. Hands down.
Let’s take a pet’s impact on others into account first. Because that’s how men behave. Rocking the boat is inappropriate unless it’s necessary to get the job done, and when owning a guinea pig or a Chihuahua it is fucking not.
How many times have you seen a dog in a sweater or in a purse? Probably not a lot, but when you did, you can bet your ass that a man didn’t do that. A man also has never had a bunch of pictures of his pets in his wallet or his Man Bag that he’s ready to whip out on the unsuspecting at a moment’s notice. Nor will a man tell stories about his pets that are not extremely humorous; because that’s a huge waste of everyone’s time.
That’s strike one for women, who will begin a show-and-tell tale at any random point over their pet’s lifeline and finish no one knows the fuck where because there’s no point to any of it anyway. No one gives a shit if the cat turns purple in the winter time or the hamster likes the raisins more than the sunflower seeds. Leave that kind of life sucking bullshit in the diary or the equally horseshit LiveJournal.
Here’s strike two. Pets are not babies. No matter how much women want everyone to think the pug in their lap has been brewing inside of them for nine months, it fucking hasn’t. It was a few hundred bucks and there’s like a billion of them. That means no one wants to see pictures of the ugly thing, no one wants to hear about baby’s first poop, and no agency is going to come haul anyone away if the fucker misses a few meals. It’s not a big deal.
I’m not even going to make the third point that men are better than women at being pet owners because men are better than women at taking care of things. Let me just say this. Men never complain about raising a baby do they? The midnight feedings, the constant crying; I’ve only ever heard those complaints come from women. Women who all complain about taking care of babies as often and as grandly as they can, like they’re all the Virgin fucking Mary — even if they don’t have any of their own! I don’t even know how that works.
It’s because taking care of babies or pets or classic cars comes naturally to us men. It’s our sixth sense. Our man sense. Our mighty man-empathy. The only thing women can empathize with is a cactus.
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Dick masterston looks like a sleazeball. I doubt he could make any woman ‘cry’. what a load of horseshit.
How cute KL. Well, I’m actually weary of fuckin’ with you. You’re pissed off, hateful, probably fat (I know for sure more body fat than I have), lazy, spiteful, bitter, feminist, and have nothing better to do with your time. You’ve targeted me for whatever reason and God forbid you’re on your rag.
I have no further use for this bitch. Your show is hereby cancelled.
- Sgt. Reyes
P.S. BTW A bunch of my Marine buddies are having a good-hearted laugh at your ridiculous comments right now. God it’s fun!
Yes, you are. The few, the proud… but you’re a sham.
Actually, my Dad was a draft dodger because he didn’t believe in the Vietnam war so, no, he wasn’t particularly proud of my choice.
I’m scum now? I could care less whether you believe what I say or about who I am. I’m still proud, belong to the few and a Marine.
You can suck it KL.
- Sgt. Reyes
Kim, if it makes him feel better to call himself a pure killing machine let him but its all bullshit. I bet hes never even went to war. Plus even if he was one big fucking deal. Anybody can be a scumbag like him and you. Its easy to kill someone and bad mouth women but its not easy to build others up and do something worthwhile.
IM SURE SGT REYES FAMILY IS VERY PROUD OF HIM… THAT IS IF HE EVEN HAS ONE. Doubt that considering his foul attitude, did your wife leave you Sgt?
LOL sgt reyes , youre so wrong. Not all marines are scum like you.
Actually, all of them are lean killing machines who generally like to fight, fuck, drink and kill. Don’t see many of them feeling sorry for apthetic bitches like you or any bitch for that matter.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
- Sgt. Reyes
@ Lynn. I’ll just have to say ‘Amen’ to that actually.
@ KL. I guess the last resort for you is to insult the tough training and time I did in the Marines. Who cares. You’re just a pasty, fat, burger-eating, jealous, lonely, pathetic, harpy, feminazi whore who’s got nothing better to do. I NEVER said I hated women but think women as a whole could benefit from some of us Chauvinists opinions.
… Oh and stay off acid KL.
@NarniaFanatic. What neurons?
@ King Wang. Would love to see that cunt KL in combat action, not watching my back though. ROFL! She probably got rejected from some branch of the military and is venting, although with the amount of time she spends between this site and her donuts I doubt she gets out much or gets any.
Bullshit. Sgt. Reyes is a fucking killing machine a pure cunt like you could never match, because you neither own the spine, the balls OR the dick to do what he will to protect the country.
As always, being a fucking moron in public only proves you are a loud moron……….in public, for everyone to see, KL.
Not all people are whiny fucks like you KL. Thank God.
Man, whoever names themselves after gay, really old lame-ass books written by the asshole who did “Alice In Wonderland” must REALLY be looking for attention, or must be a teenage girl.
Dick went to the Dr. Phil house, and triumphed. He made small babies, naked men, and shrews like yourself cry at his mere presence, then smoked a cigar and had sex with everyone but the kids and that dude (i.e., all females there). THAT is the power of Dick. Got Dick?
You never had the neural synapses to lose, but being stupid, you never knew that…………..
That last neuron must be very lonely. Dick was on Dr. Phil and dominated. High five.
Man, whoever made this site is so narrow-minded and they need to go to a mental institution or…the Dr. Phil house or something.
I’ve already skimmed over these posts and I think I’ve already lost some neurons trying to read it.
Reyes is a disgrace to Marines everywhere. Not all of them are like him thank god.
It’s easy actually. Like all wars, math is involved.
War Math- Keep killing people until no one wants to fight anymore.
I am personally for a scorched earth policy, but since America is full of weak people, we can’t field a really effective army, or any strategy.
In truth, the army is strong, the STRATEGY is weak.
Other than that, start up the Draft again, go town to town (all proven strategies), go house to house, killing anyone that resists, looks like an enemy, or whines like one. Repeat as needed.
The only SMALL problem is that you will inevitably kill an innocent.
But then again, that is war. Numbers. Winning. No more Enemies.
No, instead, America whines a lot, of course the ones whining are not the ones actually fighting or doing anything remotely like killing or dying, just whining. As one of the other Dudes on here said, having the weak run your country prevents the strong from defending and/or winning any conflict.
It comes down to willpower and common sense. You have to have MORE willpower to finish the job, and MORE common sense than the people you are protecting.
Wars are not debatable issues, anymore than killing someone wanting to really kill you. If you stand around philozophizing, the enemy surely will stand around after winning sodomizing you……
The problem is, NOW, America is as Rome, or any other great empire in the final stages of coming apart. It is its’ own worst enemy. TOO many people have a say. The WEAK rule. Etc.
Shooting a dog is just that, killing a dog. Some say Murder. I say top of the food chain with the vested interest of staying there. So killing another human is as easy as ordering a pizza, as the secret to Pizza and Potatos is that they don’t try to stick knives in you.
Yes, it isn’t so much a stalemate as a true loss. Loss being defined as “Victory” and the enemy no longer ABLE to pose a problem anymore.
Now, “Victory” is defined as showing up and shooting a few people then crowing about how it helped.
I can only tell you what I think personally should be done strategically to win against freaks who will NEVER stop, ever. No, we won’t win, the country is too weak in every department. We will withdraw of course, because actually winning is “too hard” to do, according to Americans now.
So pathetic, there was a time when ALL countries feared us.
Now, they laugh when we show up, because 300 dudes with bolt-action rifles can hold a force of 100,000 of us off. All because some whiny asshole back here doesn’t want to win, or do the work to win.
And because a bunch of lazy native assholes there would rather WE do the work to fix THEIR problems……
Inevitably, it comes down to the population over THERE. The natives. Obviously, like Vietnam, as a whole, they are weak enough they won’t fight and clean up their own problems. Like crazies with bombs. At best, when we walk out of there, because they won’t take over as a PEOPLE, and fight to stop this, they will collapse again, and another Saddam will step in. It is borne out over and over again in world history.
In reality, it is a shit foreign country I don’t care about, but most definitely another milestone of how bad off America is as a military powerhouse, which I DO care about.
We won’t win a war, because no one but the bad guy wants to win.
The rest, as they say, is history, and as of yet, there are no shortages of stupid people wanting to run governments worldwide.
How do you expect the United States to win a war where “the enemy” is willing to take themselves down to take us down before we kill them?
Killing a suicidal. Murdering a suicidal.
It all sounds stupid.
Really, unless this war gets a few hundred thousand more American soldiers, it will stay at a stalemate.
Truth:
War is a Bitch. People croak out. Usually, on both sides.
Numbers- The more of them you kill, the less likely the will keep wanting to fight YOU.
Yes, I fought (I stated this before).
I don’t find civilian casualties to be all that important. Sometimes, it is accidental, other times, people like Ghenghis Khan amongst MANY other leaders understood basic shock tactics that have been in force for the last 6,000 Man-Years. Strategy, and accidents.
Trust me, only so much of a shit country like Vietnam before someone gets tired and puts a round downrange into a civvy. That’s life.
People with Power = People with Strength.
People with Strength = Victory.
Plus, the casualties of ALL interesed parties in this ENTIRE engagement don’t even rate a BAD DAY in Vietnam, WW1 OR WW2. When you burn out 3 MILLION people in less than 3 years during WW1, come tell me, THAT is fucking atrocity baby.
Ask the Russians how bad Stalin was during the Winter Campaign.
Ask Napolean. Ask Alexander the Great. Ask Hannibal.
I hate hearing bitching about numbers when the people that are eating lead are not AMERICAN. I could truly care less. I am NOT in a war to give fuck how many of THEM die, after all, I want to WIN, not LOSE.
The Secret to War: If you are too fucking weak and lazy to fight, YOU DO NOT HAVE A SAY IN THE MATTER. You do the work, you get to bitch.
Ok, posting above, having a glitch with the computer. I’ve posted before that I don’t curse without severe provocation, the following is severe provocation.
BULL-SHIT!
As the wife of a Marine, I can damn well assure you that our military is not over there shooting innocent civilians willy-nilly! You have no idea of the mindset of the kind of people that perpetuate the acts of terrorism that you are so casually laying at the feet of our military. Our people go to extremes in order to avoid unnecessary civilian deaths, whereas some asshole terrorist straps bombs all over himself, drives right into a market and blows up men, women and children without a care. Our people actually put their own lives in danger in order to avoid civilian deaths.
100% perfect? No. In all stratas of society, you have exceptions. When you consider the scarcity of actual incidents of deliberate civilian targeting, and really think about it, then you might have some clue as to the caliber of people that voluntarily put their lives on the line for the service of our country.
You really think that less than 1 out of 1000 consider civilian deaths acceptable in this manner? I’d pull your head out of your whitewashed butt, and start watching/ reading the news, and I’m not talking about the New York Times. You might learn something.
I think the problem is feminists are continually reinventing history to suit their own self opinion of their importance and status with total disregard for reality. They live in a fantasy world of fallacious logic and false interpretation of so many aspects of history (if not direct lies that if spoken enough become “truth” to their gullible sisters minds) that in many cases they’ve lost all grasp of factual observation. They use science and culture to make excuses for their own bad behaviour, then reject science and culture in favour of twisted perceptions when they need to present their gender in a more favourable light or provide themselves with credit for things which they had absolutely no direct hand in whatsoever. Indeed, in many instances it would be surprising if they were even witness to or aware of some of the things they take credit from men for having done. In turn, if the deed is discrediting, they twist this yet again back to being the responsibility of men.
Trying to follow their trains of “logic” is laughable at best, and outright scary in terms of the dementedness observed in the middle ground. At the worst end, it’s nothing but irrationally vile vituperative vilification of the male gender.
Um, Jesus did not treat them equally.
If he did, at least one of his disciples would have been female.
And Jesus is from the bible. The bible is about him. That ‘bible shit’ is jesus, therefore, you must also believe that jesus was a ‘prejudice, judgemental, egotistal’ man.
That has to be the stupidest thing I have heard or read all day. And I watched 2 hours of television today - commercials and all - so you know that this little girly-girl knows a lot less than she thinks she knows. I mean, she just repeats what the other cunts bray and she then expects us to worship her.
What a stupid, annoying, egocentric bitch.
Anyways, because you see ignorance as an excuse for cruelty, I’ll kindly straighten you out and dispel your ignorance so that you do not end up cursing me out for not pointing out precisely where in your little self-proclaimed masterpiece you fucked up. Here it is:
You cite the bible and then you discount your source. There you have it. Now, while we are on the topic of religion, one of the sects of Christianity waylaid by the rise of the RCC was one in which Jesus knocked up a prostitute.
Dipshit girly-girl, shut the fuck up when the adults are talking.