Pets Are Not Children
Men are a lot like dogs. That’s right, that’s what I said. Talk to any woman about anything and eventually she’ll tell you exactly the same thing.
Men are dogs.
Of course, just like any other time a woman opens her mouth, she doesn’t have any fucking clue what she’s talking about. She’s right only because women vomit words from their mouths with such a frequency that eventually she has to be right, even though she’s probably contradicting something she’s just said, or possibly jibbering in a language she doesn’t know.
If men are dogs, then women are drunken parrots with The Home Shopping Network and a credit card on speed dial. That’s why men are better pet owners than women; because the only things women know how to do are squawk and peck.
Dogs are loyal, resourceful, and they have positive attitudes. They also don’t give a shit about being too clean because that is really neurotic and ruins the fuck out of the feel of an otherwise livable home.
What could be more man-like than that? Those kinds of man-traits, that men share with dogs as well as with all the other animals in the wild that have to make their own way instead of goldbricking on the couch day-in, day-out and conjuring up reasons why weddings are important enough to spend more than dick on — make men better pet owners than women. Hands down.
Let’s take a pet’s impact on others into account first. Because that’s how men behave. Rocking the boat is inappropriate unless it’s necessary to get the job done, and when owning a guinea pig or a Chihuahua it is fucking not.
How many times have you seen a dog in a sweater or in a purse? Probably not a lot, but when you did, you can bet your ass that a man didn’t do that. A man also has never had a bunch of pictures of his pets in his wallet or his Man Bag that he’s ready to whip out on the unsuspecting at a moment’s notice. Nor will a man tell stories about his pets that are not extremely humorous; because that’s a huge waste of everyone’s time.
That’s strike one for women, who will begin a show-and-tell tale at any random point over their pet’s lifeline and finish no one knows the fuck where because there’s no point to any of it anyway. No one gives a shit if the cat turns purple in the winter time or the hamster likes the raisins more than the sunflower seeds. Leave that kind of life sucking bullshit in the diary or the equally horseshit LiveJournal.
Here’s strike two. Pets are not babies. No matter how much women want everyone to think the pug in their lap has been brewing inside of them for nine months, it fucking hasn’t. It was a few hundred bucks and there’s like a billion of them. That means no one wants to see pictures of the ugly thing, no one wants to hear about baby’s first poop, and no agency is going to come haul anyone away if the fucker misses a few meals. It’s not a big deal.
I’m not even going to make the third point that men are better than women at being pet owners because men are better than women at taking care of things. Let me just say this. Men never complain about raising a baby do they? The midnight feedings, the constant crying; I’ve only ever heard those complaints come from women. Women who all complain about taking care of babies as often and as grandly as they can, like they’re all the Virgin fucking Mary — even if they don’t have any of their own! I don’t even know how that works.
It’s because taking care of babies or pets or classic cars comes naturally to us men. It’s our sixth sense. Our man sense. Our mighty man-empathy. The only thing women can empathize with is a cactus.
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Women are like children; they spend their entire lives in a permanent state of childhood, enveloped in both magic and superstition. It is because of this that all women need to be physically disciplined in public in order to behave properly. All of the great English jurists of the past, including Sir William Blackstone, one of the chief founders of modern Western jurisprudence, recognized this central characteristic of the female personality; it is the legal abandonment of a man’s right to administer corporal punishment to his wife that has enabled feminism and female emancipation to come into existence.
“Dogs are loyal, resourceful, and they have positive attitudes. They also don’t give a shit about being too clean because that is really neurotic and ruins the fuck out of the feel of an otherwise livable home.
What could be more man-like than that?”
Dogs will also eat their own crap, smell every other dog’s ass, and lick the crap off of their own asses constantly. Dogs have disgusting breath. Dogs have no dignity. Dogs are just dogs. They are just animals. Only a moron like yourself would be dumb enough to compare yourself with stupid animals.
Why don’t you stop all this fool’s nonsense about dogs and so called “manliness”, and begin talking about HUMAN BEINGS YOU BRAINLESS FUCKTARD.
Because people like you make humanity look bad.
Right. Fuck you jizzbag, its the other way around.
The ones that make humanity look terrible are low-lifes like YOU, who have the absurd kind of audacity to compare human beings to dumb animals.
You know what, you’re no better than these animals you think are so great. Go lick the shit off of your ass little dog man.
Wow, into beastality aren’t you? What a little pervert you are.
Actually you’re the only one that mentioned anything about bestiality, so you’re probably the real pervert here. Add to that the fact that you guys think dogs are so amazing and “manly”…
Says the one ranting about licking shit out of dogs assholes…Seriously go get help.
You’re only adding more to this stupid argument about dogs and manliness. Maybe you should get help too.
NO U
“Dogs will also eat their own crap”
Well… like the ladies in this vid, I suppose (don’t watch this if you don’t want to puke)
http://www.mortalkup.com
Is that the infamous two-girls one cup thing? Ugh, can’t believe even a woman would do such a thing.
Yea. It’s THAT video. I lost my ability to be easily astonished long time ago. Remember. Don’t look it if you are delicate of stomach.
if MANkind could reproduce asexually then women would be in cages with the other monkeys. and yes i have dated women engaged in sexual intercourse and loved it, and i completely lied about my male philosophy so i could fuck the inferior bitch then i dumped her ass because she wouldnt grill me a steak and clean the house. women are good for 3 things fucking, reproducing, and all the little jobs men cant be bothered to do like cooking and cleaning, i mean sure we see them try to do mens jobs but they all fail miserably like when mrs. clinton gave up against obama a MAN. once sexbots are invented women will be wiped out by our superior force and this earth will finally be what it originally was in the bible… eden. speaking of religion did you know that in the original bible woman was created from one of mans ribs also eve was the one that first ate the forbidden fruit and ruined paradise for humankind. dont bother replying because i will probably never come here again i just wanted to give my 2 cents. and if you want to dispute my claims or say that im lieing and i live in my parents basement then i want physical proof and documents or its fake, my proof? literally everywhere around the world is my proof just look outside or at yourselves you inferior gender.
fuck you you inferior bitches
and have a glorious day all those born with penises and testacles
“…Men never complain about raising a baby do they? The midnight feedings, the constant crying; I’ve only ever heard those complaints come from women.”
men don’t fucking take care of the kids or get up at night to feed them you FUCKING IDIOT. if you don’t have a kid then your “opinion” on the subject is null & void. it’s like talking politics, but not being registered to vote.
here’s a thought, get a real job and try contributing to society you loser.
i really feel sorry for all of you men on here, clearly you don’t have a girlfriend or you wouldn’t be so angry with the female gender and bowing down to this dickhead.
So you’re complaining about doing your job? You’re supposed to take care of the baby because the man is tired from getting the food to feed it with. Besides, if you girls would stop fucking so many men you have to go to a talk show like Maury or some shit to find the father, you might find a man who’ld take care of the child.
Also, stop whining, if you don’t want a child, keep your legs close.
You’re missing the point here ,the point is that sick bitches want to compete against men in everything , and it’s only because of the hate they have towards men .
And when they compete against men they only show how not build they are to compete against men, they only demonstrate how much inferior they are when competing against a man.
Yes ,there are smart women , but not smart in a man way , they’re smart in woman way , and men are smart in a man way .It’s way different and if you want to put in a competition this ,than man way is way way way superior.
And because of competition between males , they developed bigger and powerfull brains , and bigger and powerfull bodies
Women know this , they are not that stupid , and now they try to make a society in witch they have privileges because they’re women , like marriage , certain requirements in police , army , fire department , business , politics ,school and other.
They want that in all things there should be 50% -50% even though they can’t compete with men , like physical requirements and many other , they say women should be supported because of their handicap compared to men.
Now nature and evolution made that handicap of women compared to men for a reason?? ohhhh it damn was for a reason!!! what’s that???? ohh yeahh , women are build to raise kids inside and outside, and men to compete , protect babies and get food for babies.But evolution it’s the reason there are men or males in order for the strongest smartest to succeed and mate with women and so his superior genes compared with other males should be passed on .And from this competition between males ,emerged all science , inventions , and all , in order for males to compete better with other males .Like the Europeans and their science and technology superior , compared to others with their fighting abilities superior.
Now women are envious on that , and they don’t want to raise babies inside and outside , but they only show how inferior they are when they try to compete against a man.
But how much men can take this shit ??, a inferiority constantly challenging them ??? and every time they fail due to their inferiority .
Now witch is to blame ??? men for being men or women for wanting to be men???
If you think the problem is because men are men , and not because women want to be men , then you’re a nuclear reactor of stupidness , and need to be put in a concrete sarcophagus not to irradiate with stupidness.
Now you get it??
Ohh and I haven’t told you the women of being smart , yahh , I’ve graduated the best university in my country , and in my group we were 200, and 7 women .
Well women always staid in the first row and never said a shit , they were just swallowing information like a vacuum cleaner , never understood a shit on what we were talking about , just copy , copy , copy and more copy , 0 understanding , and I have to say this , they were very good at swallowing information , but 0 understanding , the same in high school and always.
After graduating , i kept contact with one , and she could not find work as an telecommunication and electronics engineer with a decent salary , she tried at a big company . but didn’t got the job, she found a poor paid job , and then decided to attend to a new university in economics.
The thing is that women just are not made to compete in male competitions , that would be against all nature , genes , logic and everything .
Ohh and about grammar mistakes , I’m from Europe , my first language is Italian , second English , third Romanian , and French.
I’ve learned English from Hollywood movies , so sometimes I make mistakes in grammar in the other 3 languages.
And I never said I want stupid women , I actually want smart women so that she will not be a leech, but their intelligence it’s not set to compete with men intelligence , same as their bodies , it’s not set to compete with men bodies.
All in all we are more alike than different , but that doesn’t mean a woman can successfully start competing in man challenges , they are only showing how inferior they are compared to a man when it comes to a men competition.Women will only succeed in satisfying their hatred towards men .
But how much do you think this will go on??? women hating men , calling them names and shit , and men not to do anything about it ??? I got fed up with this shit.
There will be a total separation between men and women , in US it already started by making marriage only for gays and lesbians , and now for whom do you think it will be better this total separation??? For nobody!!!
It will be a necessary one because what sick feminist are doing , and men have the capacity to replace women , but that will be in 20-30years (artificial womb , robots), but still the first robots aren’t going to raise a kid as good as a woman , so yes there will be a tough change , but sick feminist are making it necessary.
I think all of you are ignorant… if you have to tell other people you are better than them, you are only justifying it to yourself.
People hate things, they don’t understand, or can’t comprehend.
It might be true that one person is better than another, but not every single person of one said sex is better than the other.
Also there are women smarter than men, and there are men that are smarter than women. Half the people on this site, are in the less intelligent side, on both sex’s…
But this is an interesting, and humorous site…I just wouldn’t learn anything useful here… Hate gets you no where. Half the people you hate don’t care… the other half don’t know you hate them.
P.S. Why do people misspell stuff while posting on this site?
There is a spell check built into it, so the red underline means it isn’t spelled right.
Women should be veiled in public because women hate sex. Veiling women in public helps keep the male sex urge under control and reduces rape.
I think embracing Islam would cure all of the woman problems
jeff that’s the spirit . But women are build to have kids all their lives , and now that there are to many humans one is enough , and now they got so much free time and don’t have on what to spend it.
Haha. Women do act like being able to bear a child is a sacred right and it makes them feel special. You can just see it in their actions and it makes me fucking sick. I have found out over the years that being able to bear a child is not special. Most women can do it and even crack whores who don’t want children can have them. Doesn’t sound too special to me. I hope im sterile so I never have to deal with that bullshit but I’m not that lucky I’m sure. One of my friends (who is a girl) was laughing at a guy because he was sterile. I said what the hell is so funny, that guy is lucky. He doesn’t have to worry about having a child with a women he will probably end up divorcing. Women hate to hear that. haha. Marrige should probably be banished. It is pretty much a dead practice. It has no meaning, just a big show. You know it is the #1 cause of divorce. haha. The only reason it still exist is because of women and religion. Poor guys getting suckered into it all the time.
haha yeah thats one thing i do agree with. women who dress dogs up and all that shit need serious help
For the ladies out there who cant have kids they consider their pets as their childern
Its not us men who take all credit for creation like women do. Let’s face it, women are good for NOTHING so you might as well be incubators.
don’t worry , we will replace them with robots and make kids in labs , don’t sweet it !
sperm have to swim,to fight to reach the goal of reproducing.
they have millions of rivals in this race.
they have to work to get what they want.
eggs just sit there and wait.
no work.
like the women cells they are.
lazy fucking bastards.
Weeeeeeeee!
It’s like racism, only you use the X and Y chromosomes instead of skin color!
On this story, I didn’t even read the title! I just when right on in to a bloodbath: the grand battle for gender supremecy.
What I find slightly interesting is the fact that I appreciate some points on both sides.
For instance, I agree that women spend a little too long on their appearances. Some might complain, “but then I couldn’t get a decent man!” Maybe if you would stop trying to look good to us and got some work done, we would lower our expectations and maybe the human race would progress a little faster.
And guys! You say, “oh, we’re equal, so I can hit you if you hit me.” Well think here. You’re saying we have superior man arms and physical awesomeness, then a weak slap to us is like a rough punch to the “inferior gender.”
The girls on here say, “you’re all insensitive jerks! so mean, meanies!” Let the idiots have some fun and say they’re better than you. Go do something more valuable and stop your whiney-ass complaining! In fact, I think I’ll do something more altogether wholesome and productive with my time by trying to saw off my own arm with a green Crayola-crayon.
Quite simply, woman is not capable of the widespread and considerably broader nature of male sociality because her entire psychology is oriented towards the formation of limited dyadic relationships with small numbers of social intimates. This is because all of her resources, in the form of the time and money she must necessarily expend throughout the course of an ordinary day, must be regularly diverted into maximizing her reproductive potential to optimal levels of efficiency. The inability of most women to interact with others on any sort of wide scale maybe due to the fact that the only thing of value that any woman possesses is her vagina and that this can be given profitably to one man and one man alone upon which her entire upkeep and sustenance depend. Of this, Schopenhauer remarks:
Further, while a man will, as a rule, address others, even those inferior to himself, with a certain feeling of consideration and humanity, it is unbearable to see how proudly and disdainfully a lady of rank will, for the most part, behave towards one who is in a lower rank (not employed in her service) when she speaks to her. This may be because differences in rank are much more precarious with women than with us, and consequently more quickly change their line of conduct and elevate them, or because while a hundred things must be weighed in our case, there is only one to be weighed in theirs, namely, with which man they have found favour; and again, because of the one-sided nature of their vocation they stand in closer relationship to each other than men do; and so it is they try to render prominent the differences in rank. (pg. 61)
I never claimed either one was worse, Shane did.
How would you know? Unless you’ve actually experienced being shot [and having your muscles torn, bone shattered], which pain is worse?
Oh, you manholes.
How would you know, unless you’ve actually experienced giving birth, which pain is worse?
HE KNOWS HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE DICK UP HIS ASS. BUT IT STILL DOES NOT HURT AS BAD AS CHILDBIRTH SHANE. UNLESS YOU FIND SOMEONE WITH A 10LB DICK THEN YOU MIGHT KNOW, BUT WHO KNOWS SHANE YOU MIGHT LIKE THAT, HUH?