Pets Are Not Children
Men are a lot like dogs. That’s right, that’s what I said. Talk to any woman about anything and eventually she’ll tell you exactly the same thing.
Men are dogs.
Of course, just like any other time a woman opens her mouth, she doesn’t have any fucking clue what she’s talking about. She’s right only because women vomit words from their mouths with such a frequency that eventually she has to be right, even though she’s probably contradicting something she’s just said, or possibly jibbering in a language she doesn’t know.
If men are dogs, then women are drunken parrots with The Home Shopping Network and a credit card on speed dial. That’s why men are better pet owners than women; because the only things women know how to do are squawk and peck.
Dogs are loyal, resourceful, and they have positive attitudes. They also don’t give a shit about being too clean because that is really neurotic and ruins the fuck out of the feel of an otherwise livable home.
What could be more man-like than that? Those kinds of man-traits, that men share with dogs as well as with all the other animals in the wild that have to make their own way instead of goldbricking on the couch day-in, day-out and conjuring up reasons why weddings are important enough to spend more than dick on — make men better pet owners than women. Hands down.
Let’s take a pet’s impact on others into account first. Because that’s how men behave. Rocking the boat is inappropriate unless it’s necessary to get the job done, and when owning a guinea pig or a Chihuahua it is fucking not.
How many times have you seen a dog in a sweater or in a purse? Probably not a lot, but when you did, you can bet your ass that a man didn’t do that. A man also has never had a bunch of pictures of his pets in his wallet or his Man Bag that he’s ready to whip out on the unsuspecting at a moment’s notice. Nor will a man tell stories about his pets that are not extremely humorous; because that’s a huge waste of everyone’s time.
That’s strike one for women, who will begin a show-and-tell tale at any random point over their pet’s lifeline and finish no one knows the fuck where because there’s no point to any of it anyway. No one gives a shit if the cat turns purple in the winter time or the hamster likes the raisins more than the sunflower seeds. Leave that kind of life sucking bullshit in the diary or the equally horseshit LiveJournal.
Here’s strike two. Pets are not babies. No matter how much women want everyone to think the pug in their lap has been brewing inside of them for nine months, it fucking hasn’t. It was a few hundred bucks and there’s like a billion of them. That means no one wants to see pictures of the ugly thing, no one wants to hear about baby’s first poop, and no agency is going to come haul anyone away if the fucker misses a few meals. It’s not a big deal.
I’m not even going to make the third point that men are better than women at being pet owners because men are better than women at taking care of things. Let me just say this. Men never complain about raising a baby do they? The midnight feedings, the constant crying; I’ve only ever heard those complaints come from women. Women who all complain about taking care of babies as often and as grandly as they can, like they’re all the Virgin fucking Mary — even if they don’t have any of their own! I don’t even know how that works.
It’s because taking care of babies or pets or classic cars comes naturally to us men. It’s our sixth sense. Our man sense. Our mighty man-empathy. The only thing women can empathize with is a cactus.
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You can’t even write without sounding stupid. Yes we will one day die and so will you. We hope you beat us to it.
Can you say something intelligent? Oh forget that .. just get your dumbass off this site.
You people are pieces of shits. You are fucking stupid and thats what I would expect from lowlifes like you people. Yeah men and women are differant but as soon as you talk shit you are no longer worthy of being alive. I only say bad things about people how talk shit. You all should DIE!!!!!!!!!
it is in the nature of woman to “own” her child
wich is sick
in modern psychology they call this term the natural possession of the mother for the child
no real man will agree with all that bs
a real man is a good father and does anything for his children
we men dont own our kids
we protect them
every guy knows what im talkin about
and please women spare me your comments
if you sex like a whore you live like a whore
most women are just silly biatch
whoa! she probably does have a degree os psychology, up her ass, some psychologist probably shoved it up there for anal probing and forgot about it…..ok that was intense, but a possibility
Good question suprise(sic), this is a far cry from Star weekly or The Enquirer. I don’t know why you do either. You’re a testament to whatever public skooling sistim yoor a part uv.
What are you? 12 or so? Are the life and times of Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears, still a major aspect of your life? Do you spend more time wondering about them then you do yourself? Are you going to spend the rest of your life like this? You must have a degree in psychology to know all of these things about us.
-Strength and Honor-
You’re welcome?
-Dick
May your blade chip and shatter.
its ok i give thanks to guys like you ..you will die a empty, sad, life alone and out of everybodies way only to realize that most of your life was wasted online spent around other gay and angry men just like you that just shared your opinions with each other.good looking out!:)
Right you are, suprise. Btw, it’s spelled incorrectly, cunt.
All who come to the darkside come by lost love, only to linger in it’s memory.
I don’t know of all the others but I am single and will stay that way until feminism is wiped from the Earth. This movement is happening as much offline as online, and every time a man gets his family and future stolen from them it grows exponentially.
We will prevail. You will submit.
why even bother posting to this however i do find it really funny actually because everybody knows like i said in my earlier comment mr.dick got his heart broken along time ago by some women he is still very bitter about this! and the other men on this website that post all for mr. dick are only here because in real-life their wives control every aspect of their lives and this is their outlet… let it be its only healthy everybody knows most people with internet rage are just upset that they cant control whats going on offline. plus most the articles are funny and stupid so their assuming to read.
You’re right, FuckFeministBitches. That’s good advice.
-Dick
lol
I forgot what the page was about..
Dick is so right on again!
No women are more like cats.
Except cats are funny when they are young, women are rarely ever funny.
Cats are only out for themselves. Cats never do anything spectacular nor do women except you can potty train both.
Dogs can be so loyal, eager to please, taught many things and they even save lives. And these are man qualities.
Men are total dogs, all the time.
Which is why they are awesome! You love cuddling with them and spending time with them, but sometimes you just want them to leave you alone too (or at least I do) so you send them outside to go play. The same way I think that the way a man drives and treats his car is indicative of how he is to a woman, I think a girl’s attitude towards her pets is the same that she will be in a relationship. If she’s some dumb bitch that dresses up her dogs and takes them everywhere with her, then she’ll only be in a relationship to be showing off her man candy. If however, she doesn’t share “amusing” little anecdotes about her pet, she won’t be a stupid gossiping dumbass about her boyfriend to people who don’t need to know, and who honestly don’t even care to know.
All men are dogs, but not all women are squacking parrots, some of us are dogs too. I guess that just means that sometimes we like to lick our man all over.
P.S. Female you are an annoying, bigoted bitch, and you need to stop subjecting us to your stupid ethnocentric views on life. Really. We don’t care, and you won’t change the minds of any man by being exactly what they hate: a stupid cunt.
I mean YOUR… I’m tired.
T-M-I dude, T-M-F-I indeed! Those are the types of excuses that zoophiliacs give to justify their actions. lol
On a serious note though, you lost a few man-points there though. If you’re gonna have a favorite pet, make it a dog.
I didn’t mean it like that, I meant I could always really on them for comfort, you sick fuck. You’re man points can go straight up your ass for all I care, because cats are my favorite animals. Dogs just annoy me.
T-M-I dude, T-M-F-I indeed! Those are the types of excuses that zoophiliacs give to justify their actions. lol
On a serious note though, you lost a few man-points there though. If you’re gonna have a favorite pet, make it a dog.
hmm mighty men-empathy…
T-M-I dude, T-M-F-I indeed! Those are the types of excuses that zoophiliacs give to justify their actions. lol
On a serious note though, you lost a few man-points there though. If you’re gonna have a favorite pet, make it a dog.
Really? I heard Hitler’s mother was just a peach. /sarcasm.
I just laughed my ass off at that line. Beautiful.
Though, I am more of a cat person. I value intelligence and independance. I’ll admit to treating my pets like children, only because I am a man and I value honesty. They provide me with a sort of companionship that no woman could match.
Could she help me clean the litter box without complaining once? . I don’t think so. It’s like I asked her to perform surgery while running a fucking marathon. I don’t friggin’ whine about it, because I value responsibility and get the job done like any man should.