Pets Are Not Children
Men are a lot like dogs. That’s right, that’s what I said. Talk to any woman about anything and eventually she’ll tell you exactly the same thing.
Men are dogs.
Of course, just like any other time a woman opens her mouth, she doesn’t have any fucking clue what she’s talking about. She’s right only because women vomit words from their mouths with such a frequency that eventually she has to be right, even though she’s probably contradicting something she’s just said, or possibly jibbering in a language she doesn’t know.
If men are dogs, then women are drunken parrots with The Home Shopping Network and a credit card on speed dial. That’s why men are better pet owners than women; because the only things women know how to do are squawk and peck.
Dogs are loyal, resourceful, and they have positive attitudes. They also don’t give a shit about being too clean because that is really neurotic and ruins the fuck out of the feel of an otherwise livable home.
What could be more man-like than that? Those kinds of man-traits, that men share with dogs as well as with all the other animals in the wild that have to make their own way instead of goldbricking on the couch day-in, day-out and conjuring up reasons why weddings are important enough to spend more than dick on — make men better pet owners than women. Hands down.
Let’s take a pet’s impact on others into account first. Because that’s how men behave. Rocking the boat is inappropriate unless it’s necessary to get the job done, and when owning a guinea pig or a Chihuahua it is fucking not.
How many times have you seen a dog in a sweater or in a purse? Probably not a lot, but when you did, you can bet your ass that a man didn’t do that. A man also has never had a bunch of pictures of his pets in his wallet or his Man Bag that he’s ready to whip out on the unsuspecting at a moment’s notice. Nor will a man tell stories about his pets that are not extremely humorous; because that’s a huge waste of everyone’s time.
That’s strike one for women, who will begin a show-and-tell tale at any random point over their pet’s lifeline and finish no one knows the fuck where because there’s no point to any of it anyway. No one gives a shit if the cat turns purple in the winter time or the hamster likes the raisins more than the sunflower seeds. Leave that kind of life sucking bullshit in the diary or the equally horseshit LiveJournal.
Here’s strike two. Pets are not babies. No matter how much women want everyone to think the pug in their lap has been brewing inside of them for nine months, it fucking hasn’t. It was a few hundred bucks and there’s like a billion of them. That means no one wants to see pictures of the ugly thing, no one wants to hear about baby’s first poop, and no agency is going to come haul anyone away if the fucker misses a few meals. It’s not a big deal.
I’m not even going to make the third point that men are better than women at being pet owners because men are better than women at taking care of things. Let me just say this. Men never complain about raising a baby do they? The midnight feedings, the constant crying; I’ve only ever heard those complaints come from women. Women who all complain about taking care of babies as often and as grandly as they can, like they’re all the Virgin fucking Mary — even if they don’t have any of their own! I don’t even know how that works.
It’s because taking care of babies or pets or classic cars comes naturally to us men. It’s our sixth sense. Our man sense. Our mighty man-empathy. The only thing women can empathize with is a cactus.
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read wolfe’s laws about women before posting will you?
i am not gay but i dont have shit against gays. calling guys gays when you lose an argument is womenly and thats why you should fuck out of this website.
Nice comeback.
Heh!
You want me frip over?
Had to put a Thai hooker joke in there. Sweet and petite, easy to beat.
This is TV!
Aww, the little prude is upset because she knows that she will never orgasm. Hey, just because your head interprets those sensations as negative feelings, much like the pain from getting stabbed, does not give you the right to be a bigoted cunt and not face the reporcussions.
If you wanted to enjoy sex, you should have been born male. That’s all there is to it, you little slut.
And on the subject of homosexuality, we don’t pick at our bros dicks when we hang out with them, or sit with them in our boxers and post the ’sexxay pics’ on myspace. Even if it’s the in thing to do, God might interpret your silly act as a lack of personality and character.
you guys are really whack. I have a woman and she is very sexy, smart and sweet. she is not a whore and deserves every amount of respect that I do. You mutherfuckers are fucking gay. this must be some type of group for gay men or something cause I dont know a man that isn’t gay who disrespects women as much as you guys do. I really do agree with tracy, and i know that she is as good as a woman as any other. Show these Gay boys what a real woman feels like tracy!!
go fuck yourself
I hope that none of you guys have girlfriends because I know that they are highly unsatisfied. All of you might just be gay.
Heh!
If men are dogs, women are bitches.
As far as I know, more women go for the “banana in the tailpipe” than men. =]
20 times? 20 times?
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
Oh, man, that writing thing is killing me! There’s a reason men run the world, sweetie, and why you get put down so that you don’t have to worry your little head about screwing anything up.
If girls are the ‘high rank,’ why is it that everyone here is laughing at you? And why is it that you care so much about what we have to think and say - oh, wait, there’s that damn logic again.
You just let out another lie.
Lie lie lie. Your words may carry no weight but they sure are funny.
Dogs are also loyal, which is more than I can say about any woman.
why do you men always think that you are doing something when you aint doing shit!! women are truly the high rank. women have a keener sense of smell and sight, and can read and write 20 times better then men can. women were always better than men since birth. women are born with their whole reproductive system and mature earlier. women also only think with one head which makes them smarter then men who on the other hand also think with one head but it always seems to the really small one in their pants. Think you idoits!!! oh wait, im sorry i forgot you guys cant because the only thing your small head understands is your hand.
dogs and men
theres a reason that they say a dog is a mans best friend, its because dogs and men are the same species. They both like to urinate in any place thaey can find, they both sleep outside, they like to fuck anything that moves no matter what it is, they dont like baths and smell repulsive and always fall for the banana in the tail pipe every time no matter how many times that trick is played.
Ooh, we got another anonymous big talker. Don’t tell me, you’re going to try and post something about how awesome you are for typing out the mental equivilant of a bloody dump, and then act like “oopsie, I messied upsie”? Damn, just fuck off this site right now and save yourself any more embarassment.
Why would you bother making a whole website on this crap
Manly words Sots.
I do hate women. It’s perfecty natural to hate an entire group when 99% of their behavior is repugnant.
I do not answer for the others here, because they’re men with their own non-sheepish opinions which I could give a fuck less about.
I have an easier explaination. The women who come here completely fucking stupid and controlled by feminism.
Son of the Suns, calm down. I have never insulted you and I rarely direct any comments towards you at all, I think “Eat shit and die of a disease” is a tad harsh. I was merely explaining why women come away from this site with the idea that the men here hate women.