Comments on: Pets Are Not Children

By: Anna

Anna — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:15:00 +0000

Bitches: Female dogs- they take care of their faimly, protect them, they are sweet, smart and take care of their babies.
Basterds: male dogs- they hump anything that moves, they piss every where and are more dangerous to children.

By: Lincoln

Lincoln — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:12:00 +0000

if all men a dogs then that means all women are bitches

By: Petit Orenji

Petit Orenji — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 05:50:00 +0000

great. now get off the comp and go wash the dishes and clean the toilet.

By: Johnnyfleming620

Johnnyfleming620 — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 06:31:00 +0000

This is all true. And well written. Years ago young girls would at least be taught how to be classy whores. This included amazing us with home cooked meals. And sewing hems as to not be replaced by a more skilled girl. Then corrupt womens live law began.. next thing family values are gone never to return.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:53:00 +0000

Holy fuck, finally someone who understands that this is CLEARLY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK. :D Cheers!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:52:00 +0000

No, you are not funny.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:51:00 +0000

You do know that you’re a humourless bitch who wouldn’t know tongue-in-cheek if it came on her face, right?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:49:00 +0000

/agree

By: Ivy

Ivy — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:13:00 +0000

You do know he is talking about ALL women? That includes you.

By: Kacha

Kacha — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 05:32:00 +0000

Tl;Dr.

By: A. Matthew

A. Matthew — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 23:28:14 +0000

Like all the other posts that I have read on this site, this is a great post and unfortunately I do have to completely agree that men make better pet owners then women. I say unfortunately because I take after my mom in my dog loving ways and since I believe that my mom stands apart for general women kind is hard to admit that she falls into the same bucket as the rest of them but in this case I know that she does-as a kid my dad was resistant to getting a family dog but my mom pushed for it until my dad relented. We got a great dog who quickly became my best and most loyal pal, and even though my mom loved him to pieces and was his primary care giver, eventually it was my dad who ended up walking him every day. Be on a more general pet owning level I know that men make better pet owners then women because just as the post states, women have the tendency to treat dogs like babies, thereby completely undermining any attempt to instill any sense of discipline in their dog. It is a fact that dogs require discipline, they are pack animals and they need to know where they stand in their human pack so it is essential to instill and reinforce obedience and discipline in a dog. Women fundamentally misunderstand how to do this and more often then not fail to become the “alpha” hence the reason why you see women getting pulled by their dog when they do attempt to walk them. Men naturally know how to maintain their alpha dominance with their dog just by using their tone of voice because the dog interprets the human voice the same way that they would growls and barks from other dogs. More importantly, dogs can read a human’s energy field so it essential to maintain a calm, cool, collected energy around dogs otherwise they will get nervous and a nervous dog is nearly impossible to train or control-most women have no idea how to maintain calm energy hence the reason they have such a hard time controlling their dogs. Add in the fact that women reinforce bad behaviors like feeding dogs from the table and then wonder why their dog always begs for human food. Anyway, men make better pet owners.

By: Hzzz

Hzzz — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 07:26:28 +0000

I would own a pug and put a spider costume on it all day if I could. Pugs are hilarious, and disguising a pug as a giant daddy long legs is as confusing as magic…

In fact, I want a pug. but I wont put a sweater on it, unless its made of bubble wrap.

In defense of some women, foreign women are truly more excellent than americunts in alllllll ways. I have to deal with those twats daily until i can make enough man money to gtfo of this hoe crusted continent. I love America, but I hate the women that come out of this place, especially Southern California.

USMC, wherever you get F-king sweaters, I want one. That shit sounds manly as beer… cold beer…

“I hope that none of you guys have girlfriends because I know that they are highly unsatisfied. All of you might just be gay.” Tracy is a pretty manly, albeit androgynous name. How dare you brandish that name, give it back to the pipe smoking, clue taking, crime stopping man you took it from. Wait, this must be the Tracy my friend was telling me about that had a clit the size of his little finger.

By: Duke

Duke — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 20:41:27 +0000

Aaaaand. What’s your fucking point?! lol He took something that’s been around forever (chauvinism) and he found a way to make money off of it. Woop-De-Fucking-Do. If you would have thought of it first, you would have done it, but instead HE is the one who’s made a living. Who gives a shit if he won’t show his real self? You wannna blow him? Just take it for what it is, smile, and don’t worry about shit so much.

By: Duke

Duke — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 20:30:59 +0000

It’s called abortion you fuck-tard.

By: Krayzor

Krayzor — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 12:53:40 +0000

This is the best website I’ve ever encountered and I’m a woman.
I am sick and tired of all of these stupid idiotic women thinking that they are the greatest thing that walked this earth just because they can give birth. My college requires us to take this class with a super liberal feminist professor. . . It is the most ridiculous shit on the face of this earth. If I have to hear one more thing about how “equal” we need to be I will punch someone.

So Thanks…this is awesome.

By: qwerty

qwerty — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 23:44:49 +0000

Women probably talk them to death!

By: UhmOkay

UhmOkay — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 03:41:05 +0000

No, men are not like dogs. That’s an insult to dogs.

By: jaxon menger

jaxon menger — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 18:20:42 +0000

hey Dick i completely agree with what you my sister spent like 500 dollars on some little dog she liked it until it wasnt a puppy then guess what? i go outside to check on it one day and the thing is starving and you could count its ribs and shit. what happened the first week i took care of it, it finnaly was being fed and watered and was actually at a good weight then now she tries to tell me to take care of my own since we gave her dog to a family member but my dog is never hungry but she says some stupid woman shit that i need to pay attention to its feelings because im not outside every minute with but she has no clue what the fuck shes talking about.

By: Lolwut

Lolwut — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 20:31:38 +0000

I’ve seen a gay man with it once. Though he probably had a woman’s advice.

To any of the other women on this page not laughing…
Joke site is obvious.

Kitchen THAT-A-WAY. >

By: LadyWomanLadida

LadyWomanLadida — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 08:16:54 +0000

We’re more like snakes ;)