Pharma-do or Pharma-don’t?
Most of the time hiring a woman for anything other than prostitution is merely a dumb idea. Let me rephrase that for newcomers. Hiring a woman for anything other than using her sex appeal is a dumb idea — that’s what any job comes down to as a woman: being a prostitute.
And why not? While using her natural and only abilities, a woman can only fuck up badly enough to get fired. The fuckup is self-contained.
But what about when lives hang in the balance? Do women have any sense of obligation?
No. It turns out that they definitely do not.
Take what happened to me this weekend. Apparently, Saturdays are the slow days at a pharmacy and they use this down time to give their C-list staffers a chance. By that I mean women were manning the pharmacy. In some cases the last stop between yourself and a terminal fucking disease — women were in charge of that.
There were all kinds of women too. Fat Asian women, fat white women, a fat woman of indeterminable heritage. It looked like the studio audience from The View had shanghaied a drug emporium and the joke was on me.
“Great,” I said, stepping up to the counter and preparing to get fucked. It went a little something like this.
“I need this prescription filled. I don’t have my health insurance card, but I’m on Blue Cross. I’m sure you could get the information by using a phone or a computing machine.”
The woman gave me a confused and hungry look.
“You need your card though.”
This employee needed to be fired instantly, and as a man I should have had the power to do so. It would have taken only the simple call she wasn’t willing to make to report the behemoth on her third strike. After which I could have informed her that her services were no longer required and that the Krispy Creme down the street was having a two for one sale. She could feel free to cart her fat ass on down there.
Strike one and two were obviously being a woman and being a fat woman respectively.
“I’m sure you can ring up Blue Cross and get my information,” I said. “I mean I’m sure that’s possible. I can see the phone from here.”
She drummed her obese, sausage fingers on the counter and thought about it.
She tried to — or at least she put a phone to her head, which in hindsight is as much as I could have expected. I think it all worked out for the best anyway, as in most cases with women it’s best to simply sit them in the corner and let a man manhandle everything. That way they don’t get their incompetent fingers all over everything and end up sticking you with a bottle of prescription Chia Pet seeds.
It’s not because women lazy or dumb either. It’s because they’re all vindictive cows who want to be the chewy, gooey centers of great black holes of failure. If you come to them with a need for anything: affection, sex, histamine blockers — they want to throw it back into your face like thick jeweled tornados.
Fuck you, ladies.
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Obviously wasn’t available when you made this childish remark femaleIII.
It should have stated ” Probably mad ‘coz you got a small dick, dick”. You even screwed that one up.
Ooooooh, Dicky’s upset. Wahhhhh. Whatzamatta, can’t take your own medicine? You can bash people but people can’t bash you?
You’re probably sitting at home playing on your damn computer waiting for your wife to come home from 10 hours at work so she can support your ass. She probably picks up the kids at daycare ‘coz you’re incapable of watching them while she works.
What am I talking about?!! You can’t HAVE kids with a dick as small as yours…..
Hugs & kisses,
SweetThang
Do you also have a pair of reading glasses to employ on the front page — where it says NO WOMEN ALLOWED.
Otherwise you’re just plain rude.
-Dick
Oh, please, Alan, this site is FULL of puerile obloquy towards women.
If you didn’t realize that, that’s the only evidence needed to support my claim. And it does indeed appear that you didn’t know.
By the way, “puerile obloquy” means “childish insults”, toots. I’ve got a thesaurus, too.
Feminine intelligence at it’s best. “I can’t think of an intelligent remark or display evidence to support my claim, so I shall retort with pedomorphic invectives.”
Those are big words kiddies, they mean ‘childish insults’.
Dick, you spend a lot of time being angry.
Probably mad ‘coz you got a small dick.
Not if he’s a man. If you are a man, Mech Pilot. Congratulations on doing your job correctly. Good thing for Best Buy or Sears they put a man in charge of those customer returns!
-Dick
And that is what you claim to be a “prepared” argument. Obviously you have not read enough of this site to see that the men on this site read studies and journals and the news and we come with more evidence than a trivial retail anecdote. I think I can speak for Dick when I say,
Fuck off this site!
To bad if you had only come prepared you wouldn’t have to trash someone else for your shortcoming. I hate dealing with people like you at my work. They walk up “I need to return this.” I ask “Do you have a receipt?” They say “Well no.” I tell them “Get lost.”. Or in other cases it goes more like this. Man walks up “I want my money back.” I ask “Why sir?” “I don’t like the product.” he says “Alright” I say “Let me see your receipt.” He hands it to me I look at the date and it’s been more then thirty days so I tell him “Sorry sir I can’t return this it has been more then thirty days.” He gets a bit flustered and exclaims “But I want my money back!” I tell him “Sorry sir I can do an exchange if you wish for the same price as the item but I can’t give you your money back. It’s company policy clearly stated on the bottom of the receipt.” He gets quite angered knowing he is wrong but not accepting it yells and argues to no avail the bastard can keep his fucking product and go to hell. If you’re not prepared don’t slander upon others for your own mistake just take it like a man and deal with it.
Oh come on dick! that was just pathetic! you can do better than that lol
Totally masculine kudos to Dick. Man points all around.
-wolfe
That’s hysterical … womenarebetterthanmen.com …
Because I had to blow some money for tax purposes.
Don’t let the door hit your fat ass on the way off my site.
-Dick
Why did you buy Womenarebetterthanmen.com ??