Pharma-do or Pharma-don’t?
Most of the time hiring a woman for anything other than prostitution is merely a dumb idea. Let me rephrase that for newcomers. Hiring a woman for anything other than using her sex appeal is a dumb idea — that’s what any job comes down to as a woman: being a prostitute.
And why not? While using her natural and only abilities, a woman can only fuck up badly enough to get fired. The fuckup is self-contained.
But what about when lives hang in the balance? Do women have any sense of obligation?
No. It turns out that they definitely do not.
Take what happened to me this weekend. Apparently, Saturdays are the slow days at a pharmacy and they use this down time to give their C-list staffers a chance. By that I mean women were manning the pharmacy. In some cases the last stop between yourself and a terminal fucking disease — women were in charge of that.
There were all kinds of women too. Fat Asian women, fat white women, a fat woman of indeterminable heritage. It looked like the studio audience from The View had shanghaied a drug emporium and the joke was on me.
“Great,” I said, stepping up to the counter and preparing to get fucked. It went a little something like this.
“I need this prescription filled. I don’t have my health insurance card, but I’m on Blue Cross. I’m sure you could get the information by using a phone or a computing machine.”
The woman gave me a confused and hungry look.
“You need your card though.”
This employee needed to be fired instantly, and as a man I should have had the power to do so. It would have taken only the simple call she wasn’t willing to make to report the behemoth on her third strike. After which I could have informed her that her services were no longer required and that the Krispy Creme down the street was having a two for one sale. She could feel free to cart her fat ass on down there.
Strike one and two were obviously being a woman and being a fat woman respectively.
“I’m sure you can ring up Blue Cross and get my information,” I said. “I mean I’m sure that’s possible. I can see the phone from here.”
She drummed her obese, sausage fingers on the counter and thought about it.
She tried to — or at least she put a phone to her head, which in hindsight is as much as I could have expected. I think it all worked out for the best anyway, as in most cases with women it’s best to simply sit them in the corner and let a man manhandle everything. That way they don’t get their incompetent fingers all over everything and end up sticking you with a bottle of prescription Chia Pet seeds.
It’s not because women lazy or dumb either. It’s because they’re all vindictive cows who want to be the chewy, gooey centers of great black holes of failure. If you come to them with a need for anything: affection, sex, histamine blockers — they want to throw it back into your face like thick jeweled tornados.
Fuck you, ladies.
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February 9th, 2006 at 1:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9ab12eae34b7e
Thank you alan for attempting to make me feel inferior. I find that through reading this site I find it worthless to even attempt to sway the minds of you petty imbeciles. Read all the journals and watch as much news as you desire in the end it’s all just a buyist media standpoint. If you want the straight facts you have to experience it yourself. So stop pushing paper and sitting in front of your tv. Try actually doing something productive with your life to help someone other than yourself.
As for you Dick I am a man. I also happen to work in retail for a second job yes. But working out in the real world also puts me more in touch with the true nature of people. It gives me more real perspective then a nine to five paper pusher.
February 9th, 2006 at 1:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
I don’t have a Thesaurus. I use my brain. And if you cared to read more of the site than a few snippets, you would notice that the men addressed the women chiming in cordially at first, and when the females decided to degrade into immature, defamatory rants, like the one you just posted, then and only then were they met with hostility. And even then, the men, didn’t besmirch themselves by stooping to the level of harsh commentary about genitalia.
Even after the display you have put forth, I still haven’t attacked you on a personal level. Neither did Dick. But since you insist…
Get the Fuck off this site, you tuna-smelling, cunt-cheese having, cum-guzzling gutter slut.
Forgive me for the extremely obscene and offensive language, Dick.
February 9th, 2006 at 1:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: f65649d815312
Christian J:
I already addressed Sir Dick by name once, in the first sentence, in my first entry. I didn’t have to do it again in the second sentence. It was not grammatically incorrect.
Although your first sentence was.
However, I should have said, “Probably mad ‘coz you’VE got a small dick.” Regardless, I think the point was still clear, that Dick has a small dick.
There’s no need to get bogged down in grammatical minutiae, but I do thank you for helping me to again make the point about Dick’s nano-genitalia.
I also happen to agree with Mech Pilot. You guys are all just disagreeing and arguing just for the sake of disagreeing and arguing. Surely you have better things to do.
I’m sure you’ll retort that I must, as well. But you see, I’m at work. I’m getting paid a decent amount of money right now to harass you guys and get a good laugh out of it. And you guys just keep coming at me and providing me with one.
Who’s stupid here?
February 9th, 2006 at 1:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
I wasn’t attempting to portray YOU as inferior, Mech. I stated that your argument was inferior and that unless you were going to present a more intelligent, evidentiary post to go away.
February 9th, 2006 at 2:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9ab12eae34b7e
Thank you alan. I was refered to as a “mangina” on another post and I find that a bit contradictory to your statement here.
In response to your last post. I did, do you have nothing further to say?
February 9th, 2006 at 2:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: f65649d815312
Alan:
Misogyny, or any other type of prejudice, bad behavior, criticisms, insults, crime, terrorism, etc., etc., etc., can ALWAYS be linked back to that person’s low self esteem. Every single time. Pretty much EVERY bad thing that happens in this world is the result of someone not feeling good about themselves. A site like this supposedly born out of contempt for women speaks more about the person authoring it than the people it targets.
In all seriousness, I was doing research on something else and happened upon this site. I took a look and got sucked in. It’s a ridiculous site, but you have to understand that women are going to feel compelled to reply just by the nature of this site. Of course we’re going to stick up for our gender. Especially because your information is opinion and not fact, and just because a bunch of women haters say it, it doesn’t mean it’s true. The fact of the matter is, the whole LOT of you have to feel pretty badly about yourselves to be so hateful about an entire gender. An ENTIRE gender? Are you kidding me? I’ve had some bad experiences with men, but in general, I love men. But then again, I feel pretty good about myself, my whole tuna smelling, cum guzzling self, and I don’t need to be angry at an entire gender, or race, or religious group, or whatever, to feel superior.
And the fact that Dick does makes me suspect that there’s something that’s making him feel inferior to women, to the point where he has to bash us all in an attempt to make him feel better about himself. It might be a small dick. I don’t know. I don’t know him personally, so it’s hard to say. He could be wielding an enormous penis, I don’t know. But something, somewhere along the line, caused him to hate women. Because people don’t come up with this type of stuff if they’ve had a normal, loving childhood and normal, loving relationships. He would have no reason to hate anyone if that was the case.
So basically, it’s just deductive reasoning. Some bad experience, somewhere along the line, marked him so indelibly that he’s chosen to label the whole female gender bad. Nothing is ever that black or white. Nothing. Ever. But at least he had the creativity to build the site. And he’s not dumb, either, so there are some redeeming qualities about him.
Bash me all you want, babes. Not only do I not care, but I can take and deliver it right back. In addition, I drink beer, I love sex, I take out my own trash, I pump my own gas, I hang my own pictures, I drive a kick-ass luxury truck, I make a good living, I’m attractive, and I have a good life.
Take care.
Amy
February 9th, 2006 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Except that time when terrorism was called a revolution. And then the low self-esteemers in question were put on the dollar bills of one of the most prosperous countries in the world.
Every time except that one small example.
Amy you, sweetheart, are a joke. Way to lead with your stupidest foot forward.
-Dick
February 9th, 2006 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: f65649d815312
The revolution was terrorism? Dick, is this you criticizing MEN?!?!?!?
February 9th, 2006 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
The American Revolution was labeled as terrorism at the time. Sounds like some little girl needs to go back to Bitch School.
-Dick
February 9th, 2006 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9ab12eae34b7e
I love how you have only addressed part of her statement Dick. I have realized that when the men on this site cannot come up with a retort they don’t say “good point I’ll note that one” they just ignore it and bash away. America may be a super power but that does not mean they are prosperous. National debt ring a bell? “War” on terrorism?
I do have to agree with whateva on most of her points. Bashing a whole gender seems a bit extreme. I can understand gender bashing the individuals who have hurt you or hurt others, but then the same can be said for women. I have had some horrible experiences with women but I don’t consider the whole lot of them inferior. I know several extremely interesting females that everyday I could speak with them for hours and never become bored. Furthermore they are quite beautiful as well. Men might try being bit less shallow it may actually get them somewhere.
February 9th, 2006 at 2:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
As a man, you’re entitled to your opinion, but I have to say I’m at a loss on how to reconcile the logic to that one.
-Dick
February 9th, 2006 at 2:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9ab12eae34b7e
Again you ignored the rest of my post. i find this to be pointless. If you are going to put forth the effort to respond please do not ignore the rest of what I have said Dick. America has a huge Ntional debt, they are in another Vietnam fighting an unending war against an ideal instead of a nation. The fact that they have a great amount of power does not entitle them to being prosperous. They have flourished but the rest of the world hates them even the citizens themselves hate them. That does not sound so very prosperous to me.
February 9th, 2006 at 2:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
The rest of the world hates America? And how do the citizens hate themselves?
-Dick
February 9th, 2006 at 2:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 64d9818f850cb
Any type of prejudice? Like Dick having a small dick? So it follows that you have a low self-esteem and and a vagina so wide that every dick is small for you.
February 9th, 2006 at 2:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9ab12eae34b7e
Again Dick you have yet to address the majority of my post. I find that if you are going to reply at all be ready and willing to address the whole post instead of picking out the parts easily bashed. And yes the majority of the countries in the world despise america for what it is doing. The citizens of america do not hate themselves I was refering to them disliking their countries administration.
February 9th, 2006 at 2:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Addressing every point in everyone’s post would be quite a waste of my time.
A chain is only as strong as it’s weakest link.
-Dick
February 9th, 2006 at 2:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9ab12eae34b7e
Then I find Dick that your website has been a waste of my time.
February 9th, 2006 at 3:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Mech Pilot, please don’t go. I need more of a rest.
February 9th, 2006 at 3:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
The irony there is just too delightful to pass up.
Men are better than women at defending women.
-Dick
February 9th, 2006 at 3:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Which is why they voted for it in 2000 and 2004.