Pregnancy Does Not Imply Equality
A screwdriver has a purpose. Without this tool, men wouldn’t be able to screw anything for less than the cost of a video game — and women wouldn’t be able to dent my car by dropping one on the hood while trying to put the Christmas decorations away on a shelf two feet above their fucking head.
If it’s out of reach, get a man. If it’s got buttons, get a man. If it affects the fate of anything more than an unboiled egg or the color of drapes, get a man.
Texas Instruments once had a social conscience. They devised a pink Speak N Spell that flashed only the following:
In case of thought, get a man!
Sadly, it was recalled. Oh the lives it may have saved.
A screwdriver is matched in usefulness only by the chainsaw or pistol. Without these things, we would all have been eaten by bears or raped by trees long ago. When women say, “none of you would be here without us,” they’re inviting you to live in this world, where guns and penicillin are just as important as pumping out spawn.
Horses can have babies too. Why don’t we let them vote? Why don’t we put Mr. Ed on the ballot?
Also, none of us would be here without monkey-rape. “Consent” was invented about ten seconds after “money”. It’s as “mandatory” as taxes.
As much as it pains me to say, chainsaws and pistols are not equal to men. They’re just tools. I love them and they’re useful, but it’s true. Men are better than pistols and chainsaws and pizza scissors.
Women have a purpose too. Women are good for making babies.
They’re so “good for” it, they base their entire lives around it. Just like men do with money, sports, and anything else that involves achievement. Achievement is betterment through personal sacrifice. Achievement is the success that results from an increase in the global quality of life. Achievement is what makes a person rich when they can’t hit their “pay day” by forgetting to take some birth control. Men are as obsessed with all that shit as women are with babies.
Women aren’t good for raising babies, unfortunately — at least that what every crime statistic says — but no one can deny their petri dish powers of procreation.
The pregnancy card is as desperate to play as, “I’m with the band,” or grabbing a sleeping girl’s boob. In the Deck of Women, they’ve got 13 of that card in every suit.
When asked, all of Americans say they would rather follow a man than a woman into the unknown. These Americans are commonly called: voters, the army, the employed, families, children, all religions, and anyone who has ever watched TV. That’s because while “the unknown” could include a Baby Crank-Out competition, it most likely won’t. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to need a dick around.
-Dick
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December 18th, 2007 at 12:45 am - IP Man-Hash: e0f131a688f70
Fear of idiocy, anger at its existence, I assume you mean?
Oh no, that means you aren’t superior! Are you sure you’re a man?
December 19th, 2007 at 7:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: fbb1524dc36a6
Really? We’re going to listen to “nigger tits” rant about equality and disrespecting those who are different from us? I guess it’s not alright to hate anyone with a vagina, but it’s fine to hate anyone with dark skin.
December 20th, 2007 at 2:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf
Only a woman will miss my point or evade it like a whore who has got kicked out of the house after sex. Bravo.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4d198dde2a74a
Makes me wonder, cunt, why do you care so much about men being alone? Ooooh, I see, because a lone, unmarried man doesn’t have to slave 60 hours a week just so that his wife can buy a new pair of shoes everyday. Because a lone, unmarried man doesn’t have to pay alimony either. Because a lone, unmarried man is free to spend his money as he chooses. Because a lone, unmarried man actually has more sex than a married man.
Yes, we’ll die alone, but with smile because we have more fulfilling life. Hah!
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
Everyone dies alone. Its interesting to see how women equate a relationship in their minds. ME ME ME.
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a
i have come across men’s movement website which want gender equality .fuck these men. there should be total removal of feminism
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a
even the world’s dumbest man is more intelligent than the most intelligent women on earth.any form of intelligence a woman has is because of learning it from men.the education provided in schools and colleges is what men have formed through their brains.if women are getting education then they are becoming more masculine.hence women don’t deserve higher education.
any job a woman gets is because of reservation.academic results does not show ur intelligence.women can never achieve masculinity that a man is born with.therefore no woman should get a job.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a
feminism is destroying culture all round the globe.look what feminism has done.all the religions in the world hinduism,islam,christanity,jains,buddhist are anti feminsit.they knew if women are given man power then they will destroy the earth
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a
sunita williams ,the female astronauts sucks. she does not deserve to be in the space
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a
hey dick this is for you:
why dont you write an article that any job a woman gets is because of reservation.
April 7th, 2008 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: e6ba0505713d8
I freakin hate Dr Phill. i cant wait till he finaly dies of cancer like hes suppose to. i hate indians to. their filthy stinky and even more retarded than a fatty house wife. hah stinky filthy skunk nigger. eww i hate it when filthy 3rd world brown skinned niggers try to act like humans. sick….anyways dick is white and he can tell me what to do anytime he wants and he can degrade me all he likes, cuz for one ..hes white..and two..look at his mustash. its a very powerful badass mustash growing on his white beatiful face. go beat your filthy sand nigger indian wifes in your own country asshole.. id rather have a white man with a badass mustash tell me how to live and lift heavy things for me and beat me when i deserve it.. dang his mustash rules.. ok bye
April 8th, 2008 at 12:15 am - IP Man-Hash: ee130b722aac3
lmao.. stupid bitches most of his comments are true.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
hmm….i wonerd who raises these sucessful men and mould them into the sucessful men they are today…..duh its their mothers(women)……yes you men have made the world what it is today……open your eyes and look at the mess you have made!!!!!
May 12th, 2008 at 8:15 am - IP Man-Hash: c9bd9883de3af
1: Can you learn how to spell? 2: Your logic is faulty, it’s been proven that single mothers are the ones who create the ones who fuck everything up in the first place.
May 12th, 2008 at 7:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
so you have a mother who is single
May 24th, 2008 at 1:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 3d89fb8a156b8
Very well said. Oh how I lol.
May 24th, 2008 at 2:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 250c0142a3dde
Women are for the most part useless. One day you will be a hero.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 77c4cf7d455b6
WHAT!? Seriusly. what? He’s a minority, and therefore doesnt matter? YOU. ARE. CRAZY. Gtfo my internet. That statement proves that you’re completely mindless, and if you’re not willing to communicate - gtfo.
So… If I read something I agree with, I MUST POST AN AGREEING COMMENT! No. The majority of the comments are negative, because if one agrees, one shuts the fuck up. There is a saying, I dont remember it though, screw that, but its something about “the one who is silent, agrees”.
Goddamn.
YOU. ARE. FUCKING. CRAZY.
But okay, I’ll play by your rules. If you’re so sure your “almighty” god will punish this guy, wtf are you bitching about? Isn’t it against your religion to judge in the name of The Father? Are you not supposed to forgive? See the best in people?
Fuck, I hate religius people who thinks they can apply their rules to others.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 77c4cf7d455b6
“NO U!”
Well argued. Oh, bravo. So, instead of your original attempt to disprove his statements, you switch to namecalling?
Bravo. Brav-fucking-o.
July 6th, 2008 at 12:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a50bd58cebf5
What a nob!
Fucking racists get right on my tits!
(I’m not a woman and don’t have tits)
Dick is very right and really quite amusing.
But why allow some arsehole like kuntvomit bang on and be a racist little keyboard hero who knows fuck all about anything!