Pregnancy Does Not Imply Equality
A screwdriver has a purpose. Without this tool, men wouldn’t be able to screw anything for less than the cost of a video game — and women wouldn’t be able to dent my car by dropping one on the hood while trying to put the Christmas decorations away on a shelf two feet above their fucking head.
If it’s out of reach, get a man. If it’s got buttons, get a man. If it affects the fate of anything more than an unboiled egg or the color of drapes, get a man.
Texas Instruments once had a social conscience. They devised a pink Speak N Spell that flashed only the following:
In case of thought, get a man!
Sadly, it was recalled. Oh the lives it may have saved.
A screwdriver is matched in usefulness only by the chainsaw or pistol. Without these things, we would all have been eaten by bears or raped by trees long ago. When women say, “none of you would be here without us,” they’re inviting you to live in this world, where guns and penicillin are just as important as pumping out spawn.
Horses can have babies too. Why don’t we let them vote? Why don’t we put Mr. Ed on the ballot?
Also, none of us would be here without monkey-rape. “Consent” was invented about ten seconds after “money”. It’s as “mandatory” as taxes.
As much as it pains me to say, chainsaws and pistols are not equal to men. They’re just tools. I love them and they’re useful, but it’s true. Men are better than pistols and chainsaws and pizza scissors.
Women have a purpose too. Women are good for making babies.
They’re so “good for” it, they base their entire lives around it. Just like men do with money, sports, and anything else that involves achievement. Achievement is betterment through personal sacrifice. Achievement is the success that results from an increase in the global quality of life. Achievement is what makes a person rich when they can’t hit their “pay day” by forgetting to take some birth control. Men are as obsessed with all that shit as women are with babies.
Women aren’t good for raising babies, unfortunately — at least that what every crime statistic says — but no one can deny their petri dish powers of procreation.
The pregnancy card is as desperate to play as, “I’m with the band,” or grabbing a sleeping girl’s boob. In the Deck of Women, they’ve got 13 of that card in every suit.
When asked, all of Americans say they would rather follow a man than a woman into the unknown. These Americans are commonly called: voters, the army, the employed, families, children, all religions, and anyone who has ever watched TV. That’s because while “the unknown” could include a Baby Crank-Out competition, it most likely won’t. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to need a dick around.
-Dick
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November 7th, 2007 at 8:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I really do not like Dr Phil
November 7th, 2007 at 8:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 88ed3a75eb411
It’s not Dr. Phil english….im not from Texas.
November 7th, 2007 at 9:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Who cares. Everyone, stop talking about dr. phil. I hate him, and anyone with half a brain probably hates him to. In my opinion he gives the most stupid advice, or if it’s not stupid it’s common sense and then the crowd applauds him like he discovered a cure for cancer.
November 7th, 2007 at 9:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5c0c64ba0e338
Sorry to see such a pathetic excuse for a man on national television. Hiding behind glasses- trying to be “cool”, but looking a fool instead. Go start a man’s commune you latent piece of shit. What was your mother thinking when she fucked your father? She should have flushed your ugly ass down the toilet. Little man, little 2″ excuse for a penis, no brain, 1/2 of one brain cell.. Poor Dick wants to suck Uncle Adolf’s dick.. tsk tsk tsk- looksl like you’ve got someone’s pussy hair all over your top lip, bitch. Your falsely inflated sense of self is wasted, you poor slob. I hope you and the man hater tear each other apart, it’s the best either of you deserve, psycho/sociopath(etic). Kneel and be prepared for the beating of your life- you’ll beg for more, disgusting pig.
November 7th, 2007 at 9:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 88ed3a75eb411
All y’all should just give it a rest. Girls and guys that actually appreciate themselves and women shouldn’t waste their time on this you’re only giving the people that agree with all of this power.
November 7th, 2007 at 9:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 962605e2139e6
The laws of women (as discovered and cataloged by men, much like everything else) will not be denied tonight!
Thank you “goddess supreme”. You are are exhibit 2,238,348,247 of why men are better than women.
Google the laws of women if you know how to use the internet (I’m speaking to men here because women, as always, are not allowed to be on this site.
November 7th, 2007 at 9:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Goddess Supreme is a pole dancing whore.
November 7th, 2007 at 9:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
o…k. I’m a tad scared…
November 7th, 2007 at 9:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I thought thats what guys here liked
November 7th, 2007 at 9:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
You thought wrong.
November 7th, 2007 at 9:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Hm. Ok. Just under the impression that guys here saw women as sex objects, I sorta cam to that conclusion after hearing that alot.
Anyway, it’s good that you don’t like pole dancers.
November 7th, 2007 at 9:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: ceeb4e25bbf8e
What’s your address?
Let me see, stupid whorish 14-year-old fat-ass cunt named Goddess Supreme (coincidentally embodying the values, or lack thereof, of bitches everywhere)…
Or a 21-year-old virgin concubine - yes, sexually submissive and yet grateful for my man-generosity…
One will get pregnant with my best friend and then blame him/me for not respecting her rights as a free womyn. The other will shut up and bring me a beer and a sandwich, and will be more than hesitant to not pull her worth. Customs fees, immigration papers, plane ticket - efficiently, $500 at most. And, of course, she would acknowledge her place in the household and cost me a one-time fee. Oh, and the multiple wives thing
Yeah, you really don’t measure up here. I don’t give a shit if you, in particular, claim you will not fuck an ‘average Joe’ sober. Men just cross the border to get pussy whenever you bitches get drunk on your illusion of power.
A stripper crying ‘rape?’ After getting perhaps $1000 - and you can’t even touch the slut?
Yeah, you western women just aren’t my thing.
November 7th, 2007 at 9:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 62cd006fb5586
God damn the repetition. They post the same thing. To the letter. It’s not surprising that a life spent shirking responsibility can make these women ignore the truth. Hell you can call us all gay but the fact of the matter is there’s barely a man on here who will say he doesn’t like vagina. WE LOVE VAGINA. The problem is the cunt it’s attached to.
November 7th, 2007 at 10:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: ceeb4e25bbf8e
“Kneel and be prepared for the beating of your life- you’ll beg for more, disgusting pig.”
My quote of the day.
The good thing about public ignorance is that you too can exploit the loopholes. Fewer competition for superior women - I’m sorry, you little cunts just do not make the cut. I believe in someone who can contribute to society, and understands why a man does not appreciate it when you pull the pregnancy card after the third week. Stupidity and prudishness are not virtues, little whore. Small penis jokes do not incapacitate men. Just because our inferior society does not allow us to punch you in the face for doing something idiotic - as we would a man - does not mean you are superior for doing so.
November 7th, 2007 at 10:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9bdc8dc76a1d8
Oh Goddess Supreme you are hilarious.
“Sorry to see such a pathetic excuse for a man on national television. Hiding behind glasses- trying to be “cool”, but looking a fool instead.”
Your sweet Avril Lavigne (sp?, don’t care) rhymation stirs up images of a crying 16yr. old girl that just lost her virginity to a mechanical bull.
The rest of your drivel is just incomprehensible bullcrap. I don’t even need to insult you because you’ve already done all the work for me.
November 7th, 2007 at 10:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 904f55006453f
Goddess Supreme said: ***Sorry to see such a pathetic excuse for a man on national television. Hiding behind glasses- trying to be “cool”***
He’s not trying to be cool. First off, he is cool, and doesn’t have to try. Second, he’s wearing the glasses so he won’t be recognized in public. His opinions are not popular with women. Knowing how irrational they, are, he doesn’t want to get stabbed by some fat bitch in the parking lot because she doesn’t like what he has to say.
Goddess Supreme, contrary to what you might believe, in recent days, I came across two women on this site who were able to discuss their objections without using insults. They don’t agree with Dick, but they were able to voice their opinions in a civil manner.
Children use insults, because they don’t have the cognitive capacity to make a valid argument. So grow up, finish school, and come back when you can actually talk to us like an adult.
November 7th, 2007 at 11:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
Well it certainly isn’t english. I should know, I am English!
November 7th, 2007 at 11:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
What sorry part of the planet speaks like this? Are you all inbred by any chance?
November 7th, 2007 at 11:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90e246a2b8264
Pregnancy and the “sacred” role of motherhood are things of the past. In only another 30 years or so, there will be artificial wonbs that will make babied with far less schizofrenia, autism and epilepsy than women currently make. This, combined with virtual-reality that allows your brain to feel exactly what it’s like to have sex with beautiful young women, or with realistic silicon undroid women, will make the female of the Human Species even more redundant than it already is - if such a thing is even possible.
P Coderch
November 8th, 2007 at 12:10 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
URADUMBASS your 19, live on your own, own a car, and go to school fulltime. Allegedly you don’t depend on a man for any of this.
I guess daddy doesn’t count.