Pregnancy Does Not Imply Equality
A screwdriver has a purpose. Without this tool, men wouldn’t be able to screw anything for less than the cost of a video game — and women wouldn’t be able to dent my car by dropping one on the hood while trying to put the Christmas decorations away on a shelf two feet above their fucking head.
If it’s out of reach, get a man. If it’s got buttons, get a man. If it affects the fate of anything more than an unboiled egg or the color of drapes, get a man.
Texas Instruments once had a social conscience. They devised a pink Speak N Spell that flashed only the following:
In case of thought, get a man!
Sadly, it was recalled. Oh the lives it may have saved.
A screwdriver is matched in usefulness only by the chainsaw or pistol. Without these things, we would all have been eaten by bears or raped by trees long ago. When women say, “none of you would be here without us,” they’re inviting you to live in this world, where guns and penicillin are just as important as pumping out spawn.
Horses can have babies too. Why don’t we let them vote? Why don’t we put Mr. Ed on the ballot?
Also, none of us would be here without monkey-rape. “Consent” was invented about ten seconds after “money”. It’s as “mandatory” as taxes.
As much as it pains me to say, chainsaws and pistols are not equal to men. They’re just tools. I love them and they’re useful, but it’s true. Men are better than pistols and chainsaws and pizza scissors.
Women have a purpose too. Women are good for making babies.
They’re so “good for” it, they base their entire lives around it. Just like men do with money, sports, and anything else that involves achievement. Achievement is betterment through personal sacrifice. Achievement is the success that results from an increase in the global quality of life. Achievement is what makes a person rich when they can’t hit their “pay day” by forgetting to take some birth control. Men are as obsessed with all that shit as women are with babies.
Women aren’t good for raising babies, unfortunately — at least that what every crime statistic says — but no one can deny their petri dish powers of procreation.
The pregnancy card is as desperate to play as, “I’m with the band,” or grabbing a sleeping girl’s boob. In the Deck of Women, they’ve got 13 of that card in every suit.
When asked, all of Americans say they would rather follow a man than a woman into the unknown. These Americans are commonly called: voters, the army, the employed, families, children, all religions, and anyone who has ever watched TV. That’s because while “the unknown” could include a Baby Crank-Out competition, it most likely won’t. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to need a dick around.
-Dick
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November 7th, 2007 at 5:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1cce070239425
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
If I ever need a pick-me-up all I need to do is examine the arguments and intelligent comments made by all the trespassing strumpets that flaunt their 3 celled brains all over this site. It amuses me no end.
And of course she wants you detached. Its called “fake angry” and its some sort of courting process that women go through these days.
*D3C*
November 7th, 2007 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: cd091be6492d1
Anyone know where I can get video of Dick on Dr. Phil?
November 7th, 2007 at 5:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2aca105ee831a
Amazing
November 7th, 2007 at 5:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: f65b77c8fbe84
hey dick i think that your a total dickhead and you need to get either laid or go like vanish off the face of the earth. Your a rude sexist bastard. You may think that im saying this because i am a woman but hey if it wasnt for your MOTHER (a woman) you wouldnt be here on this earth now would you. Sorry if your mommy didnt love you enough but guess what grow up get over it. Sorry that your so immature that ass hole who needs to get a life.
November 7th, 2007 at 5:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1cce070239425
Arguments referring to the fact that women can give birth and that is why we are here in the first place : 188,935,213.
Other arguments that actually prove women are better than men : 0.
*D3C*
November 7th, 2007 at 5:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: c30866709dff5
choo choo, logic train, first stop, you.
if it “was” for woman, thanks for that, hey, instead of bragging about what you are supposed to do (good job, you take care of your kids and you can satisfy a penis, I bet you brag about never having been to jail and being able to read, although the latter is suspect), why don’t you stop worrying about what a internet parody blogger is writing.
November 7th, 2007 at 6:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 039f2b8bd5576
Good lord, ladies. Don’t let up! I have never been so entertained by a group of inarticulate mouth breathers before.
@ Tonya, you should go read violentacres.com, you may find a like minded person writes it.
November 7th, 2007 at 6:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: d1f442d98583f
wow - i had to get on here out of complete curiosity. i’ve never hurt such rubbish leave a person’s mouth. why are the women on here are getting so angry? it just fuels the fire and i think we can all agree that he is SO NOT WORTH IT. he wears the village people’s sunglasses that if i remember right - went out decades ago. that would be about the same time as that porn star mustache of his. that would be the only way this loser could get laid - is if he was in the adult movie industry. no woman with any form of a mind would give him the time of day. his mommy obviously didn’t breast feed him as a baby and he is fighting coming out of the closet - hence the mustache and sunglasses. this dr phil segment will make us laugh!!
November 7th, 2007 at 6:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: b6c7f2dca3e16
My name is Danny.
Yes, I’m a man, but I don’t agree with anything said on this website.
All of you men and women, have the right to free speech, but to use it in a way that is hurtful and rude is probably not the best approach to change something about this.
I have a beautiful wife. She is a high school history teacher, and together we are raising our three beautiful daughters. I hope my daughters don’t have to hear men talk about them in the way that most of you men have.
However, that doesn’t mean that women are completely innocent. Of course not all women are successful, independent and respectful. And being hateful towards these men on here isn’t going to make it any better.
Have you heard the saying, “Don’t fight fire with fire”?
Dick-
I hope that you learn that not all women are the “whores” you believe they are. Or at least, that most aren’t.
Your articles are full of logical fallacies. Especially the top ten reasons men are better than women. You seem like a well educated man, so I would think that your points would be a little more logical and factual.
Men, take the time to think about where you will be in thirty years. I’m happy to be settled down with a wife and kids. Will you all still be visiting this website, bashing women, and discriminating against them?
Women, it’s not right to be treated this way, and I know that many of you are very intelligent and independent. Therefore, instead of fighting back and putting them down for their beliefs, show them you deserve their respect. I know some of you have, and I like reading those.
-Danny. :)
November 7th, 2007 at 6:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 93e6987243fc1
ATTENTION ALL LADIES! Quit giving him crap because that’s all he’s trying to do is make all the women in the world pissed off. We SHOULD all feel sorry for him.
I’m sure at some point in his pathetic life he got burned really bad by a beautiful smart women, so now, in order to make him self feel better, he feels like he has to bash EVERY woman. Every woman he pisses off, he is one step closer to gratitude.It’s really sad and I feel sorry for him, whatever happened to him… poor sad man.
Also, did you see how he says at the beginning of this, LADIES, DO NOT ENTER ANY FURTHER or whatever it said, he really WAS wanting every woman to enter, because I bet you anything, most men… REAL men could care less about this site.
Any guys that do enjoy the women bashing on this site… I’m sure you have a pathetic little story too….or you just have a pathetic little something between your legs.
Oh, ya, if there are any men reading this… by the way, a little info about WOMEN… we really DON’T need you for all those little things we ask you to do around the house (we just want you to feel good about your self once in awhile and make you feel that you have a purpose) Otherwise, we have more and more of THESE sad men in the world.
Men like these are noticing the trend… Most women have it all, intellect, money, beauty, vibrators. What does that leave men?? They need to try and put women down as much as they can in the hopes that they will weaken them, but guess what Dick, nice try!! Women have rose from years and years of being treated like shit and now we are unstoppable!! Ha ha ha ha… you suck.
Oh, ya save the any stupid comments…
November 7th, 2007 at 6:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1cce070239425
Whoa! Quick to launch attacks on sexuality and masculinity towards the men that visit this site, when at the same time you are condemning them when any sort of slander is directed at the fairer sex.
Its a warped sense of equality you have there Zana.
*D3C*
November 7th, 2007 at 7:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: f32d3f866c70b
Exactly my thought… Dick goes on Dr. Phil and as usual women took it personally and decided to come and attack him. Their lack of intelligence leaves them no other choice than “he’s gay”, “he’s never got laid” or “doesn’t he have a mother”? - Get creative already women.
Don’t you see his man-genius? He went to Dr. Phil’s show, the one where the typical stupid women are hooked to and he targeted the perfect audience - YOU!!! And now here you are!
Perfect strategy Dick - the idiots fell for it!
November 7th, 2007 at 7:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 754b75c3ea26d
This website use to piss me off. I had forgotten about it months ago, and then yesterday I saw dick on Dr Phil. HILARIOUS - I laughed my ass off for hours after seeing what a wimpy NON-man dick really is. He lacks real manhood SO MUCH, he didn’t even have the balls to show his real self on tv, he had to disguise himself. Very manly there dick, very manly. THANKS for the laughs there little man.
November 7th, 2007 at 7:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 88ed3a75eb411
All y’all r idiots!
November 7th, 2007 at 7:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 844bc4f871fb2
Women stop complaining about dick remember your not allowed on this sight.
November 7th, 2007 at 7:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 94ca328ce02e4
Wow, this entire page is funny. In case of thought get man? Men need tools to screw? Well, although very ignorant, it’s still funny. Anyway, most women say this type of stuff about men on more or less a daily basis. I don’t get why everyone has to flip out when it’s turned around.
Here’s the thing, equality and sameness are not the same thing-but, if a woman has a right, a man has the same right. It’s not fair to say women can be sexist and men can’t; moreover, while I do not agree with anything I’ve read here, I’d die for the biggots right to be a biggot.
I hate to say it, because I don’t like sexism or racism or prejudice in general, but we can believe whatever we like. It does not mean we’re @ssholes if we don’t see things in the same light as other people-though it often shows that we are dilluted and ignorant.
Whatever the case, I’m saving this page on my favorites so I can send the femnazi’s I know to it and let them rape your eyes off with their text.
November 7th, 2007 at 8:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
Wtf kind of english is that?
November 7th, 2007 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 88ed3a75eb411
its the F kinda english i wanna speak!
November 7th, 2007 at 8:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1cce070239425
It’s Dr. Phil english. He says y’all all the time. Then he goes out the back and fucks some chickens.
*D3C*
November 7th, 2007 at 8:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I really do not like Dr Phil