Comments on: Presto, Chango! Women Are Shitty Magicians

By: RB

RB — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 08:03:05 +0000

homosapanies

Oh man I lold.

By: The Man

The Man — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 07:09:02 +0000

Learn how to spell bitch.

By: man+alone=god

man+alone=god — Tue, 12 May 2009 05:35:55 +0000

mmm…the sweet smell of cunt!

By: fuckinA!

fuckinA! — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 13:45:09 +0000

you sir, are right! women have a fantasy that whatever they think is correct! fanciful bullshit flight of fancy. get your head out of your asses, you dumb bitches and realise that men rule, dumbassed women drool.

By: John_Petrucci

John_Petrucci — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 14:08:19 +0000

Presto. Good album ^_~

By: Deathslayer

Deathslayer — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 18:02:32 +0000

Smells better than the website and attention whoring we’re suddenly seeing.

Deathslayer

By: KristinM

KristinM — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:38:46 +0000

mmm… the sweet smell of redundancy…

By: KL

KL — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:57:27 +0000

”Women make shitty magicians”- wow, must have took a lot of brain power to come up with this article

By: Doubt Fish

Doubt Fish — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 00:28:33 +0000

Geeza said:

Beyond ‘tits and ass’ a woman is of no entertainment value whatsoever.

Fucking signed.
Have you seen lesbians making out? Girls have no fucking idea whatsoever how to kiss and fuck! What, you softly, awkwardly kiss her? I would fucking love lesbian porno if I could find a girl who actually knows how to take charge, grab those titties, push her tits against the girl, grind her crotch against the bitch, grab her hair. No, we get some bullshit about how a girly-girl found someone who ‘cares for her’ and the chick sits on her lap and awkwardly eats her face.
Fucking despicable. Girly-girls are so fucking awkward, it makes me want to put a drill bit to my head.
So much fucking talkie-talkie. Hell, bitches can’t fucking shut their lips! SHUT THE FUCK UP, girly-girl! You aren’t going to get arrested for taking charge, ravage the fucking bitch.
I can’t find anything where these wannabee men actually act like the men they wish they were! Lesbian sex is fucking lame.
ATTN: Girly-girls, you can be weak and effeminate, but whatever you do, don’t be this fucking whore:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=lp8qU6KyeBw

This is why we hate you, girlies. This is why we hate you so fucking much.

By: Geeza

Geeza — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 00:13:01 +0000

Beyond ‘tits and ass’ a woman is of no entertainment value whatsoever.

By: Doubt

Doubt — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:46:44 +0000

mari said: You guys are so fucking retarded.I'm a girl and I think we are pretty equal.We are both people we are both grouped as homosapanies.So what the fuck are you talking about with men magaicas?What the fuck is wrong with you people?You make me want to punch you all in your fat fucked up faces!

So is that why we need two standards for men and girls on military, police, college applications, sports teams, and any other conceivable profession? You stupid whore, that is what we want - everyone to be judged on the same standard. That does not mean you get any privileges whatsoever. If a guy does something that is demeaning and requires no effort, he is looked down upon. The same goes for you, whore, no matter how you think you should be treated. As for the violence thing, let's assume you did punch me in my face. What would happen if I did what you would do if I did the same to you and had you arrested for assault? We are equal, after all, and deserve to be treated as equals.

By: mari

mari — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:37:37 +0000

You guys are so fucking retarded.I’m a girl and I think we are pretty equal.We are both people we are both grouped as homosapanies.So what the fuck are you talking about with men magaicas?What the fuck is wrong with you people?You make me want to punch you all in your fat fucked up faces!

By: Heinrich Himmler

Heinrich Himmler — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:29:29 +0000

lol, Women do believe in magic. If you are smart, dont put your soul or wallet on the line to help them maintain this illusion! My ex wife and i used- USED to have a gambling problem. Godamn indian casinos anyway. I took me YEARS to convince her that every and all slot machines are, very obviously, fixed in favor of the house. I.e. you may win $500 spining the wheels on this shit but it is going to cost you at least $5000 to get there. So there we sat, me being a woosie and not forcing her to stop pulling the damn handle. And her believing in magic and miracles. Such as that the people running the casino, and fixing the slot machines (and make no mistake, the godamn slot machines ARE fixed, always will be forevermore, and you’d be a complete and utter fool to believe otherwise for one second) were interested in anything other than taking every cent we would give them. After years of this and winding up thousands in debt she finally became a believer. I saw it happen before my eyes. After watching the stupid wheels on the slot slut spin around for the 5 millionth godamn time, and not even dime out come out of this piece of shit, she had a catharsis. It was extroardinary so i will describe it. It’s exactly like watching an animal video, where a bear is being chased by tracking dogs and gets cornered. The bear lunges at the dogs to kill them but they are too fast, too many, and too ornery and the bear suddenly realizes, for the very first time in its life, that its ass is well and truly kicked and nothing it can think or do will change it in the least! The bear plops down its ass, puts its head down and looks very defeated. And waits for the man-hunter to pump it full of lead and kill its last illusion for good. This same exact thing happened to my lovely ex when she finally realized that indian casinos were nothing morethan the Red Man’s Revenge. And after that, we drove away from Big Chief Rolling Dice and the stupid casino, and $20,000 later, it is not even a conversation point between us. Yes, women want to believe in miracles, magic, and illusion. Point being, if you are smart you can maybe manipulate a woman’s gullibility and deep-held beliefs in Santa Claus, the easter bunny and michael jackson’s innocence, and wangle them into bed for a time or two. But dont let their silly, stupid and irrational belief in “magic” ever get between you, your soul or your wallet!!!!

By: wolfe

wolfe — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 22:20:16 +0000

I don’t know, Chris. Saying women are magicians because of the things they can remove, disappear or destroy is a little like saying hurricanes are magicians.

What they lack in showmanship, they more than make up for in subtlety and effect.

Few have accused women of being subtle in their swathes of destruction. Effect though, you’re certainly right there.

-wolfe

By: Chris M

Chris M — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:12:17 +0000

I don’t know about all women, but certainly most (ex)wives are magicians.

They can revert a life’s savings to a sum of zero in the blink of an eye.

They can transform a credit card balance from zero to maxed out in the same span of time.

They can perceive with uncanny extra-sensory perception personal slights and rejoinders that are unseen by people of normal senses.

They can turn the rule of justice into the rule of law, and make the two extraordinarily exclusive from each other.

They can make a man’s children disappear forever.

What they lack in showmanship, they more than make up for in subtlety and effect.

By: g

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 17:45:44 +0000

sadly this post had little logic and science in it except maybe hatred to women. While you are free to do so, it would be nice if you pulled out studies like in the brains dept or about the sizes bit.

But thinkin about it i really aint seen many women magicians!
peace
G