The Booby Trap’s Cousin
Well think again. Apparently, in addition to everything in the world, men are also better than women at not getting raped.
I know this is a sensitive subject, so I’m going to be treading more lightly than usual today. Here’s the gist of what’s going on:
All feminists are more retarded than you think and would rather women be raped in far away countries than miss a chance to flip way the fuck out and ride a high tide of feminist agenda when it’s totally inappropriate and when no one gives a shit.
Rampant rape is a huge problem in Africa, so some woman invented a device that is a big deterrent to rape. You can find more information about the device here, or you can just listen to this humorous description of what it’s like.
It’s like when you get a soda out of a vending machine, instead of pulling out a soda, what happens is that an oven mitt full of fishing hooks permanently attaches to your hand.
Yea. Woah is right, men.
As a man, I can tell you that that is so far beyond fucked you’d need to stop for gas like probably twice to get there. It is not only a serious deterrent to rape, but also to thinking about anything below the waist for the next several days. In fact, I’m making its inventor, Sonette Ehlers, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s first Honorary Man of the Month. Way to go Sondy.
When I first read about this, just like any other man who read about it, I thought it was fantastic. Women are weaker and smaller than men and need that kind of protection. That’s why men invented things like mace, kicks to the groin, and the plastic polymers and alloys that are used in anti-rape devices.
Feminists, however, disagree.
Apparently, having a rape-free environment is someone else’s problem and therefore feminists are calling for the banning of all such anti-rape devices. These feminists are thinking several things, and they’re saying it too, just follow the links at the bottom.
“Responsibility? I don’t like the sound of that.”
“Something can actually deter rape? Does that mean we have to change what we wear?”
“Rapists need to just stop raping. That’s way more feasible!”
Well played, ladies. Well played. We can only hope these jackasses haven’t shamed any temporarily clear-thinking women into staying away from the drug store today.
I know one thing for certain. If alien abductions and anal probing became the outer-space version of The Macarena this year, men would be lining up around the block to buy these fucking things.
Honestly, sometimes I just can’t get over how straight we men truly have our heads screwed on. It’s like we need robots or another gender in the middle just to keep us on our toes.
Some sickening excerpts:
“a disgusting idea and represents a complete failure to understand the nature of rape” here
“The device puts the burden of responsibility on the woman rather than the rapist when clearly it should be the other way round.” here
“It is a terrifying thought that women are being made to adapt to rape. [bolded] here
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i think this is rather brutal, give me a chastity belt or tazer ne day! youve got to admit these are really brutal devices almost over the top
i completely agree rape is very wrong and discusting but seriously, slicing his cock? arrest him and charge him and everything but that just seems wrong!
You know the point of that post is really about the people who try to ban a usefull product because it’s a bandaid rather than a cure for rape…. well guess what women deserve a bandaid if they can’t get the cure! That’s like saying people shouldn’t take insulin because it doesn’t cure their diabetes. Instead they should just wait around untill they die while doctors try to find a cure.
Rape is not going anywhere. With education and punishment it may go down, but there will always be jack asses who take advantage of others. So while we are waiting for hell to freeze over (and men to stop acting like retarded monkeys) we should take whatever steps we can to slow down the number of women raped….. hey I’ve never heard anyone bitch about women using mace and ball kicking, eye poking fighting to avaoid being raped…. so what’s wrong with adding this to our arsenal?
The Catholic Church doesn’t claim that having sex with a virgin will cure AIDs, that’s an urban myth in Africa, causing little girls to be raped and contract HIV. No stupid anti-rape device can help these girls, girls given a life sentence for being too young and innocent.
Ohh “everyone knows” do they?
If everyone shared your opinion then all that this website would consist of would be Dick saying “women are useless” and everyone else agreeing.
Also you would be able to come up with something resembling facts or evidence to back up your claims, which you haven’t. Ever.
Of course we wouldn’t ask a passing female for help. Everyone knows that females are useless.
So Dickweed, you’re telling me that if a man, or a woman for that matter, twice as big and strong as you was raping you, you wouldn’t ask a passing female for help?
GET A LIFE!!!
See what kind of people your website attracts Dick. People who couldnt care less about anyone but themselves.
You know what CB, when your down on your luck and have knowhere to turn, I hope that when you ask for help, you will be told “why cant you help yourself”. Then maybe you will have feelings of empathy for those you have so easily disgarded.
Help them? Why the fuck should we? Why can’t they help themselves? More to the point, I have my own issues I struggle with on a daily basis. Why can’t these ungrateful sods send me money for my beer and ammunition habit? Huh? It’s not like they need a lot of money, now is it?
Maybe the Catholic Church should be blamed. If masturbation wasn’t a sin, and those do-gooder Catholic Nun missionaries hadn’t planted the Judeo-Christian ethics into their native noggins, then rape would be eliminated in Africa. I blame the Pope!
By the way lets not get on the topic of people being raped that’s a little to sensitive for someone who has no sensitivity at all Dick. I really wouldn’t worry about that device unless your planning on going to Africa to rape someone. I would also like to say that men get raped just like women do but we don’t know how much because men don’t talk about it. Also I would like to state with all this wonderful technology that men have created, you know like TV and satelites, we have known about all the horrible things that have been happening and we all just let them rot because Africa dosen’t really have anything that we can make money on. It makes me sick to my stomach that you would use this topic especially concerning the African women. For gods sake Dick the men over there are raping kids as old as 2 because they think it will cure them of aids. Why don’t you do something better with your time and money and help these people.
Dick Masterson, well done for proving your complete idiocy by not recognising obvious sarcasm.
Unless of course you did, in which case you have nothing against my argument which is that women getting raped does not make them inferior to men, but men raping women makes them inferior to women.
this is a load of crap! you people dont know shit from clay
i think u r right but it depends where u live doesn’t it??? somewhere like america is the most popular state for people to get raped because the cops dont give a shit!!!
Australia is more safe because the cops actully do things about it and we dont just sit on our asses and winge!
Nicole I disagree. I don’t think rape is a very good way to show that you’re better than someone else. That you would suggest such a thing could be very upsetting to some people. That’s exactly the kind of blunder I was trying to avoid by banning women from this site.
Since it’s such a sensitive topic, why don’t you go to the feminists’ sites and tell them to keep their oversized noses out of it.
-Dick
“While she’s having her clothes ripped off and her face beaten and her innocence and dignity stolen, is he simply proving that men are better?”
Have you been watching Oprah?
Perhaps you should consider who rapes women Dick. Yes its men. Seeing as you think “there has never been anything wrong with any man ever” according to you this is pretty sick. Does a man having the power to rape a woman make him so much better than her? While she’s having her clothes ripped off and her face beaten and her innocence and dignity stolen, is he simply proving that men are better?
What if it were the other way around. What if we, women, had such low levels of dignity that we had to go out and steal someone else’s, would that make us better?
Think wisely Dick, this is a sensitive topic.
The last quote is the best. Adapt? What’s that?
Egads!!! Why would women want to eliminate such an effective product? I applaud sondy, she sure was thinking quite MANly when she designed that.