The Booby Trap’s Cousin
Well think again. Apparently, in addition to everything in the world, men are also better than women at not getting raped.
I know this is a sensitive subject, so I’m going to be treading more lightly than usual today. Here’s the gist of what’s going on:
All feminists are more retarded than you think and would rather women be raped in far away countries than miss a chance to flip way the fuck out and ride a high tide of feminist agenda when it’s totally inappropriate and when no one gives a shit.
Rampant rape is a huge problem in Africa, so some woman invented a device that is a big deterrent to rape. You can find more information about the device here, or you can just listen to this humorous description of what it’s like.
It’s like when you get a soda out of a vending machine, instead of pulling out a soda, what happens is that an oven mitt full of fishing hooks permanently attaches to your hand.
Yea. Woah is right, men.
As a man, I can tell you that that is so far beyond fucked you’d need to stop for gas like probably twice to get there. It is not only a serious deterrent to rape, but also to thinking about anything below the waist for the next several days. In fact, I’m making its inventor, Sonette Ehlers, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s first Honorary Man of the Month. Way to go Sondy.
When I first read about this, just like any other man who read about it, I thought it was fantastic. Women are weaker and smaller than men and need that kind of protection. That’s why men invented things like mace, kicks to the groin, and the plastic polymers and alloys that are used in anti-rape devices.
Feminists, however, disagree.
Apparently, having a rape-free environment is someone else’s problem and therefore feminists are calling for the banning of all such anti-rape devices. These feminists are thinking several things, and they’re saying it too, just follow the links at the bottom.
“Responsibility? I don’t like the sound of that.”
“Something can actually deter rape? Does that mean we have to change what we wear?”
“Rapists need to just stop raping. That’s way more feasible!”
Well played, ladies. Well played. We can only hope these jackasses haven’t shamed any temporarily clear-thinking women into staying away from the drug store today.
I know one thing for certain. If alien abductions and anal probing became the outer-space version of The Macarena this year, men would be lining up around the block to buy these fucking things.
Honestly, sometimes I just can’t get over how straight we men truly have our heads screwed on. It’s like we need robots or another gender in the middle just to keep us on our toes.
Some sickening excerpts:
“a disgusting idea and represents a complete failure to understand the nature of rape” here
“The device puts the burden of responsibility on the woman rather than the rapist when clearly it should be the other way round.” here
“It is a terrifying thought that women are being made to adapt to rape. [bolded] here
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December 11th, 2005 at 3:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: aa524eb129acd
If it was physically possible for women to rape a person, they would certainly do it. They do at least as horrible things as well, including false allegations of rape against men. The fact that sexual rape is a crime committable only by men is the reason why wimmin keep bringing up the issue. Rape is a never-ending fuel for them to pump up and justify male antagonism. That’s why they are both furious about it and wish it would never end.
December 12th, 2005 at 1:26 am - IP Man-Hash: dc6df4d5c25ad
Nooo, the issue is bought up because it is a horrendous crime, or are you a rapist who doesn’t consider it wrong? Don’t bother answering me, I’m not going to bother wasting my valuable time reading your pathetic response.
December 12th, 2005 at 8:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 801d8edb201cf
Women rape and mutilate their sons all the time when they take them to get circumcised as youngsters. That is why men hate you ignorant sort of bitches later on in life !
December 12th, 2005 at 2:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 53e1faf86a4ce
Of course I don’t approve rape. I’m not a sick fascist like you, either. What I mean is ‘There is a large industry, led by mental health professionals and pressure group organisers, who all have a vested interest in the expansion of the very problem that they are pledged to combat. The greater the so-called “epidemic”, the more they can justify their demands for resources’, as Leo Mckinstry put it. That’s why they are so strongly against a device which would significantly reduce the number of women getting raped.
December 12th, 2005 at 3:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60450c9269d25
Female needs to take some of those meds she’s always trying to prescribe to others that happen to disagree with her.
December 14th, 2005 at 12:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 957564b4aff6d
I’d managed to miss this post.
Just when I think feminists have hit the bottom of the well of stupidity, they burrow themselves deeper into the muck.
December 16th, 2005 at 3:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 855239f484b2b
Female(femme) Fatale,
“You are damn lucky a woman isn’t in the Oval Office, cause if I was, many of you would no longer be walking the earth. I’m not kidding”
It has finally lost it.
Now we have proof.
Oh, Look ! You can start killing these right away Femme !
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/hospitalpage.asp?hospitalID=56 40
December 16th, 2005 at 3:52 am - IP Man-Hash: dc6df4d5c25ad
CJ, are you advocating that I kill American infants? I can understand your suscpicion of these people with their oversized chins, loud voice boxes and clueless musical tastes but you have obviously missed the point of my mass extinction plans. Children don’t learn to sort into categories until at least the age of three (you will notice when they start to do this when they become obsessed with wearing one particular item of clothing and no others, eg. if it doesn’t have Thomas the Tank Engine on it, forget it) thus they have not yet been able to become prejucided and thus are exempt from the culling. Of course, if there parents have to go, then so be it, I’m sure the pandas will be able to find far more suitable carers for them.
December 16th, 2005 at 4:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 855239f484b2b
Guys, please pass around the hat.
I cannot take more of this, it’s just too laughable.
But….save Thomas the Tank Engine ok.
April 13th, 2006 at 5:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0ea1ecbd0b006
You know Fem for all your bullshit about Dick and his essays I don’t think he has ever once said that women or people should be “culled”. You cull herds of animals, and if that is your view of humanity I cordially invite you to be the first to die in this glorious experiment.
-Strength and Honor-
April 13th, 2006 at 8:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: bfd66b4084d2c
It truly is impossible for a woman to stay on topic about anything. But then again how can you stay on topic about something you have no understanding of whatsoever.
Really, I dont think one of them read more than two lines of Dicks’ post before posting comments on it. Oh, and Nicole I really should compliment you on your superhuman ability to manipulate a persons writing into meaning whatever in the world you want it to.
As for the the contraption Dick wrote about. While it’s good to try and come up with a quick fix to the problem it’ll probably just get a bunch of women killed and every other woman who gets raped will have a stick shoved in first “to be safe”.
May 31st, 2006 at 7:37 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
The comments at the bottom of Dick’s article lend a fascinating insight into the workings of the female mind.
Why is it important to understand something you want to eradicate? I manage to kill cockroaches and flies without having to understand them.
If he was a responsible person, he wouldn’t be a rapist. It’s my burden to put locks on the doors of my house. I could bitch about how the burglars out there should take responsibility for it, but it’s a waste of time and pisses people off.
Maiming the rapist is “adapting” to rape? And having the choice of buying one of these devices is “being made to adapt”?
Why do women believe that shopping is compulsory?
-Big Al
June 6th, 2006 at 9:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec403599fee4d
The real figure should read ” 1 in 4 wimmin will lie about being raped!”
Statistics show 45 to 47% of all rapes being false.
women speak “We shouldn’t have to change or stay at home to be safe, we just need more men to protect us from all men who are rapist so we can sell our vaginas instead to the highest bidders!”
August 15th, 2006 at 10:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 0d17ac160ff85
Female is one fucked up character. Seriously. She needs help.
She probably hasn’t amounted to much in her life, which is why she is so pissed at the world. Taking it out on men is her only means of escape.
One thing she can do, however, in order to make life more pleasing is to get a job with the government! Yes, some obscure policy think tank that relies on public support (ie., $$$) for its existence, since nobody in the right mind would willingly pay for their shit. Then she can obsess all day about how men have screwed her (figuratively, since I don’t suspect anything but a blind nympho would be interested in her) and actually get paid for it. Kinda like whoring but without the physical effort!
August 15th, 2006 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
There are such places. One is called Office of Gender Affairs, and another is the National Women’s Media Centre. Such a great way to waste men’s hard earned tax dollars.
August 15th, 2006 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
She is certainly fucked up.
-Dick
August 15th, 2006 at 1:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9ad1c5946114d
I think you got her all wrong..
Most women are attention whores, they jsut don’t know how to get attention in a proper manner. They aren’t funny or intelligent and since she is an old fat fugly witch this is her only way of getting the man attention she craves. Needless to say it isn’t good attention but it’s the best she can do.
September 24th, 2006 at 12:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
hooks? ouch.
what the hell? ok, most of the time these victims are 100 percent innocent. its the random few that “have it coming” by dressing provacatively and playing little mind games. how fucking insensitive. my friend was raped when she was only 8 years old. no she didnt dress like a whore. and she WAS in her own house. its horrible what happens to girls/women these days and how people try to put blame on the victim.
September 24th, 2006 at 11:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 304bc5804cc76
And no one wants to hear about it. Fuck off.
-Dick
October 4th, 2006 at 4:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d17ac160ff85
what the hell? ok, most of the time these victims are 100 percent innocent. its the random few that “have it coming” by dressing provacatively and playing little mind games. how fucking insensitive. my friend was raped when she was only 8 years old. no she didnt dress like a whore. and she WAS in her own house. its horrible what happens to girls/women these days and how people try to put blame on the victim.
Yeah, that’s a bullshit example, assuming it’s true.
Take Dick’s advice: get the fuck off this site.