The Booby Trap’s Cousin
Well think again. Apparently, in addition to everything in the world, men are also better than women at not getting raped.
I know this is a sensitive subject, so I’m going to be treading more lightly than usual today. Here’s the gist of what’s going on:
All feminists are more retarded than you think and would rather women be raped in far away countries than miss a chance to flip way the fuck out and ride a high tide of feminist agenda when it’s totally inappropriate and when no one gives a shit.
Rampant rape is a huge problem in Africa, so some woman invented a device that is a big deterrent to rape. You can find more information about the device here, or you can just listen to this humorous description of what it’s like.
It’s like when you get a soda out of a vending machine, instead of pulling out a soda, what happens is that an oven mitt full of fishing hooks permanently attaches to your hand.
Yea. Woah is right, men.
As a man, I can tell you that that is so far beyond fucked you’d need to stop for gas like probably twice to get there. It is not only a serious deterrent to rape, but also to thinking about anything below the waist for the next several days. In fact, I’m making its inventor, Sonette Ehlers, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s first Honorary Man of the Month. Way to go Sondy.
When I first read about this, just like any other man who read about it, I thought it was fantastic. Women are weaker and smaller than men and need that kind of protection. That’s why men invented things like mace, kicks to the groin, and the plastic polymers and alloys that are used in anti-rape devices.
Feminists, however, disagree.
Apparently, having a rape-free environment is someone else’s problem and therefore feminists are calling for the banning of all such anti-rape devices. These feminists are thinking several things, and they’re saying it too, just follow the links at the bottom.
“Responsibility? I don’t like the sound of that.”
“Something can actually deter rape? Does that mean we have to change what we wear?”
“Rapists need to just stop raping. That’s way more feasible!”
Well played, ladies. Well played. We can only hope these jackasses haven’t shamed any temporarily clear-thinking women into staying away from the drug store today.
I know one thing for certain. If alien abductions and anal probing became the outer-space version of The Macarena this year, men would be lining up around the block to buy these fucking things.
Honestly, sometimes I just can’t get over how straight we men truly have our heads screwed on. It’s like we need robots or another gender in the middle just to keep us on our toes.
Some sickening excerpts:
“a disgusting idea and represents a complete failure to understand the nature of rape” here
“The device puts the burden of responsibility on the woman rather than the rapist when clearly it should be the other way round.” here
“It is a terrifying thought that women are being made to adapt to rape. [bolded] here
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September 28th, 2005 at 10:38 am - IP Man-Hash: e2bdae6dd4ca9
It’s your thoughts and opinions he doesn’t give a shit about, Nicole.
September 28th, 2005 at 11:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 3dddc19b55aad
Ratio of violence “caused by men” to violence “caused by women” is not the same as the ratio of male to female murderers convicted in American courts.
September 28th, 2005 at 2:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbdbd8f85eb8a
65% of all teenaged girls are lesbians–look it up.
October 28th, 2005 at 11:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0224fa72dd0ef
dick, did you delete my post about my two friends who were both raped by their fathers when they were toddlers? i bet you couldnt find an answer to my question ‘do you really think that a two year old has the ability to defend herself against a fully grown man?’ hmmmm, maybe you were embarresed for your gender that some men are actually low enough to do that to a child that has no chance of fighting back, that doesnt even know what sex is.
October 29th, 2005 at 8:50 am - IP Man-Hash: b80985ab28e28
I deleted it because it was completely disgusting and bullshit. I delete things that are either blatant lies or extremely offensive, as this is a site for all ages of men.
-Dick
October 29th, 2005 at 4:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Guys know how wrong rape is and no man needs to feel guilty for the wrongdoings of a miniscule minority let alone apologise for it.
If guys were anywhere near as bad as most of these lesbo fascist feminist believe then every woman on the planet would be raped every single day and there is nothing that women could do to stop men from doing so. Hell, we would have written it into the constitutions and bylaws the world over by now.
Barbaric tribes and armies have used rape as a means of intimidation in the past and guess who put a stop to it? Yes, civilised men.
Women are now stupidly buying into this feminazi bullshit that not only do men not look out for women, but in fact all men are ‘The Enemy’.
So forgive me, but even though I agree that rape is wrong, if it happens to someone who is not remotely known or related to me, I dont give a fuck.
October 29th, 2005 at 7:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: fac87ed6b8223
WOMYN are OPPRESSED because the MEN and their RAPE PENISES are jealous of our EMPOWERMENT. EMPOWERMENT is even better than being a PRYNCESS!!
BODY RAPE is not the only way MEN and their RAPE PENISES violate WOMYN, they also use EYE RAPE, LOGIC RAPE, LONG-DISTANCE RAPE and GRAPE RAPE. OPRAH told me that Jesus was really a EMPOWERED WOMYN and I believed her because I am WOMYN and so is SHYE and we are part of THE HYVE MYND.
I grew my ARMPYT HAYR out, got a BUZZ-CUT and a B!A! in WOMYN’S STUDYES and now MEN and their RAPE PENISES won’t date me because they are INTIMIDATED by POWYRFUL WOMYN.
We demand EKWALITEE but can do better due to DOUBLE-THINK and STYTYSTYCS.
We’re working on a thing called DALIMONY where MEN and their RAPE PENISES have to pay $DELICIOUS MONEY$ after they are DEAD. Also, we are lobbying the PATRIORKEE to make it legal for WOMYN to FEAST ON THEIR YOUNG, just like sharks do.
In 50 years WOMYN will be able to breed without MEN and their RAPE PENISES so we won’t need MEN and their RAPE PENISES anymore! I grow HUNGRY for HAHGANDAZ.
“We have this VAGYNA. Death to MEN and their RAPE PENISES. The WICCAN EARTH GODDYSS is great!”
-A loyal FEMYNYST.
October 30th, 2005 at 12:13 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
You are fucking clueless
October 30th, 2005 at 12:45 am - IP Man-Hash: fac87ed6b8223
“So forgive me, but even though I agree that rape is wrong, if it happens to someone who is not remotely known or related to me, I dont give a fuck.”
They lie about it all the time, wommin are compulsive liars.
DITTO to your statement Geeza.
October 30th, 2005 at 3:25 am - IP Man-Hash: fac87ed6b8223
I can remember reading somewhere that wimmon are rape ready.
October 30th, 2005 at 5:00 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
CJ, do you want to know what visual I have of you? Let me try to describe it for you. 17year old, overweight, bad spotty complexion, addicted to hardcore porn, unemployed, near illiterate bogan, compulsive pot smoker and likes the methamphetamine when you can afford it. Your local dealer “mate” often does you a favour, or so you think, when he cuts you some napisan crack from his backyard lab. You only tend to have actual intercourse when you visit a brothel and even then, most of the girls are in their mid 40’s (and that’s the way you like it). They all laugh at you when you arrive, perform and leave, but you’re too stoned to know it. You’ve flirted with the neo-nazi movement, but they gave it too you to rough, too soon, so now you’ve turned to beating up on the one group you think who you think will just roll over and take it. Here’s my advice. Get off your fat arse and go back to flipping burgers at Maccas.
October 30th, 2005 at 5:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 3dddc19b55aad
Christian J,
I can remember the first time I came across the demented scrawlings from the likes of Robin Morgan, Andrea Dworkin and Susan Griffin.
Your parody of their typical female readership is excellent.
October 31st, 2005 at 10:59 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Those women are the worst human beings in history. That have no philosophy.
-Dick
November 13th, 2005 at 7:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2c4ed158601a8
To get back to the article, I have a question about the actual practicality of this invention.
It is well-documented that most rapes in South Africa are gang rapes. So how does this device prevent a woman being held down by a gang of men who then grab her hand and force her own finger into her vagina so that the device clamps onto that, then pull her hand away, leaving the gang free to penetrate the woman without further fear of injury?
Sounds like an idea not fully thought out, to me.
November 14th, 2005 at 12:14 am - IP Man-Hash: dfe55fb70a080
That’s because it was designed by wommyn.
November 14th, 2005 at 10:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Richard, indeed there are a number of problems with this kind of device — and certainly this incarnation of such a device. However, what it does do successfully is take a step in the right direction. Women should do everything they can to prevent rape. Most of the solutions women give on the subject are ludacris or infeasible at best. The device marks the birth of responsibility and “preventative medicine”.
If you say any of that to a woman, however, you will be stoned.
-Dick
November 15th, 2005 at 3:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 425d424ec3cc4
Things like this are the first step in preventing rapes, especially in places like Africa. It needs to be improved and built upon though, to stop gang-rapes and the like. Preferably by a man, because I’m the first to admit that us women aren’t particularly great at making things better.
Don’t worry Dick, you won’t get stoned by me.
November 16th, 2005 at 1:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 107944c662d64
I believe such a device would possibly enrage the culprit to the point he may inflict lethal damage on the victim (if perhaps holding a knife etc)
However, the western man need not worry about such shenanigans as the 1 in 4 women will be raped statistic is misleading and part of an instilled fear to sustain the male/female wedge. This separation of the sexes fuels the conflict necessary to compete for yearly gov’t money.
Hence, the special interest group is fed with tax dollars, and has incentive to maintain gaps between people.
Considering rape has now been lowered to inappropriate touching, actual forcible rape is less than 1 in 1000 western women per lifetime.
November 16th, 2005 at 2:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 637bafa67bded
And how exactly do you know this Chrisvet? You must have some super amazing man type psychic powers there to be able to state that with such certainty. You must be richer than Richard Branson with your abilities. Sure, he might own an island or two, or three, or even four, but you could probably buy them all and more after a high rollin’ night in Vegas.
And hey, don’t go throwing any crap stats at me m’kay, cause actually believing them would mean I’d also have to believe in the tooth fairy or that all victims of rape actually report the incident….where the hell did I put that tooth???
November 16th, 2005 at 9:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
According to a nine-year study conducted by former Purdue sociologist Eugene J. Kanin, in over 40 percent of the cases reviewed, the complainants eventually admitted that no rape had occurred (Archives of Sexual Behavior, Vol. 23, No. 1, 1994). Kanin also studied rape allegations in two large Midwestern universities and found that 50 percent of the allegations were recanted by the accuser.
Kanin found that most of the false accusers were motivated by a need for an alibi or a desire for revenge. Kanin was once well known and lauded by the feminist movement for his groundbreaking research on male sexual aggression. However, hell hath no fury like a woman who has been shown to be a fucking idiot. Or should that be fucking liar? Whatever.
The “need for an alibi” reason, in fact, fits in well with Dick’s post at .
When someone’s wife gets the clap she won’t say “I’ve been screwing around for the last x years of our marriage.” She’ll say “I was raped.” It’s what women do when thay are presented with the consequences of their actions. They lie.