The Booby Trap’s Cousin
Well think again. Apparently, in addition to everything in the world, men are also better than women at not getting raped.
I know this is a sensitive subject, so I’m going to be treading more lightly than usual today. Here’s the gist of what’s going on:
All feminists are more retarded than you think and would rather women be raped in far away countries than miss a chance to flip way the fuck out and ride a high tide of feminist agenda when it’s totally inappropriate and when no one gives a shit.
Rampant rape is a huge problem in Africa, so some woman invented a device that is a big deterrent to rape. You can find more information about the device here, or you can just listen to this humorous description of what it’s like.
It’s like when you get a soda out of a vending machine, instead of pulling out a soda, what happens is that an oven mitt full of fishing hooks permanently attaches to your hand.
Yea. Woah is right, men.
As a man, I can tell you that that is so far beyond fucked you’d need to stop for gas like probably twice to get there. It is not only a serious deterrent to rape, but also to thinking about anything below the waist for the next several days. In fact, I’m making its inventor, Sonette Ehlers, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s first Honorary Man of the Month. Way to go Sondy.
When I first read about this, just like any other man who read about it, I thought it was fantastic. Women are weaker and smaller than men and need that kind of protection. That’s why men invented things like mace, kicks to the groin, and the plastic polymers and alloys that are used in anti-rape devices.
Feminists, however, disagree.
Apparently, having a rape-free environment is someone else’s problem and therefore feminists are calling for the banning of all such anti-rape devices. These feminists are thinking several things, and they’re saying it too, just follow the links at the bottom.
“Responsibility? I don’t like the sound of that.”
“Something can actually deter rape? Does that mean we have to change what we wear?”
“Rapists need to just stop raping. That’s way more feasible!”
Well played, ladies. Well played. We can only hope these jackasses haven’t shamed any temporarily clear-thinking women into staying away from the drug store today.
I know one thing for certain. If alien abductions and anal probing became the outer-space version of The Macarena this year, men would be lining up around the block to buy these fucking things.
Honestly, sometimes I just can’t get over how straight we men truly have our heads screwed on. It’s like we need robots or another gender in the middle just to keep us on our toes.
Some sickening excerpts:
“a disgusting idea and represents a complete failure to understand the nature of rape” here
“The device puts the burden of responsibility on the woman rather than the rapist when clearly it should be the other way round.” here
“It is a terrifying thought that women are being made to adapt to rape. [bolded] here
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I am a woman and I really dislike feminists because they do not stand for equality they stand for what most pig-headed men stand for. They want to be better. I think we should just look at everyone as being individual. We are all different.
Honestly I think that device is a good idea. It would help a lot of women. Especially in certain places in Africa there are a lot of weak people due to the lack of food and clean water. They need protection. There is a big problem with AIDS as well, so women need more protection. Stupid feminists.
ur links dont work dumb fuck
A rapist with more than two brain cells is going to wear a rubber to diminish the chance of leaving DNA traces, and he’s also likely to check manually if a device has been inserted. That’s simply a question of professionalism.
A boyfriend however is a different matter. His girlfriend invites him over after a break up. They have sex. He leaves for the hospital in great agony. He will probably not file a complaint, because she can insist she never gave consent, and he’ll have a rape charge hanging over his head, or she can claim that she forgot she was wearing the device and didn’t remove it. Perfect crime. Expect to read about it in your newspaper before long.
Boyfriend will have to learn to think like a rapist.
raped mutelated and then killed
anybody who finds castration, in any degree, humourous, deserves to be raped.
Factual dissonance - a buddy of mine passed out drunk one night when we were in college, only to wake up to an obsessive girl (whom he had very clearly expressed his disinterest in) blowing him without any kind of permission or consciousness on his part. Was it a fucked up violation of privacy, personal space, and explicit wishes? Absolutely. Did he sue her, go to the college administration/any other manner of authority figures? No. In fact, we made fun of him for weeks afterwards because he got raped (orally… at least) and he’s a dude. But you know what? He was asking for it because he was promiscuous, flirted with girls a lot, and passed out while she was around. The line of logic that claims that a man can’t get raped by a woman (though it is rare) assumes that a man’s dick is happy only when his brain is. Case-in-point, the oft-embarrassing middle school music class boner.
So, for some of the women out there who see a double standard - yeah, it’s there, but it’s not that only men can rape women, but rather that only women have the right to claim victimhood. If a man complains about something - even getting raped - then he’s a pussy. I’m not saying women deserve to get raped, but ladies, imagine having to hold yourself to that standard and not even complain about it (which would of course make you a pussy). Of course, all of this neglects the fact that men can also get raped by other men (and there are, in fact, buildings full of this kind of activity, commonly known as prisons), but nobody gives a shit, least of all other men. So hop on off that cross.
Well said.
Rape is just another thing we women lie about on a regualr basis, there are far fewer actual rapes than the amount reported.
hi your all right…cya
YES! god yes. Dirty bitch. Deserves everything she gets. Oh mikey, men didn’t invent the device, a woman did. But you know why this sort of device hasn’t been made for women yet? I’m guessing coz the majority of rapists are men, so it would be a failed market. Sounds like your a little pissed at the idea of this, why?
Women get hurt so we make devices to mutilate men. Women do the same thing and no one would consider it. So do you think it can be beneficial and great if a woman rapes a minor boy that we remove her clit and sew her up?
I really agree with that last quote, “It is a terrifying thought that women are being made to adapt to rape.” And I think the device would be a great idea, if there wasn’t a risk that some chick isn’t gonna be a bitch coz she found out her man was cheating or something and …you know.
So I don’t know, I’m torn (no pun intended). It can be so so so so so benificial and great, but it can be so so so so so dangerous. But it speaks loads about what kind of world we live in.
So men should control their actions but women can do whatever they want? That makes no sense. And what do you mean as usual most most don’t rape women and you never see news about that, you just care about the few men who do such a thing. I demand a apology for your comparing all men to a rapist. and make it quick. It’s not all men’s fault for your attraction to the wrong kind of man.
No put all rapists (who are out of their minds like your father) in jail. Men are responsible for their own actions and as usual, put the blame on women just because they CANT or WONT control their actions. You attack us and blame us women. Make all the excuses in the world for yall actions. Yall are just stupid dumb asses starting with your father
I absolutely think a woman with a gun it a terrible idea unless they have a man around to teach them how to use one. Most women I know can’t handle a gun to save their fuckin’ lives. The idea of the movie ‘Enough’ was a nice idea and just that; a fuckin’ movie.
Women would turn the streets of America into Beirut on steroids and still not hit a tank 10 feet in front of them if they truly thought a gun was a tool that should be handled by a woman… but what do I know, I’m just a Marine?
od dear me there was a test? oh my…ahhh welll…still a bitch :) and yes i still believefeminists sunk lower with the whole adapting for rape :/ there isnt anything wrong with protecting yourself…i mean whos gonna rape you if you might have something in you thatll damage their precious stick?(no offense on the name you guys) …
No Kristina, only morons believe that shit. You failed the test.
Catfight!
- Anka & Alina Puscasu - My baby (tell me why)
one word…bitch…but anywho…feminists really believe that shit?….for heavens sake…just as arielle said…just when i thought feminists couldnt sink any lower…….uh oh…im starting to agree with you men….crap…is that good or bad ? :P
Its a good idea, and would work well just worries me that there are alot of sick women out there that would use this device for revenge purposes.
There one is Misandry.