Rape!
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Women think that they somehow own rape — as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.
Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.
More men than women are raped every year. I, Dick Masterson, am taking back rape like I took back the vote. It’s a man thing and women aren’t allowed to have an opinion on it.
Rape is one of the most underreported crimes in the world. That’s because women don’t really give a shit about it. I sat on my seatbelt one time. It sucked and I was sore for a bit, but I cranked some metal all the way to work and by the time I got there, I didn’t give a shit. That’s basically the same as women and rape. They just need an extra long shower.
Extra long showers are metal for women.
Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police. If women love to hate rape so much, then why do they constantly miss the opportunity to do something about it? Because they’re women. If rolling her eyes doesn’t fix the problem, it’s passed to the nearest man.
More men are raped every year than women. When I decided that, I was initially shocked at the statistics, which indicated the opposite: that I was wrong.
Prison rape statistics put the annual number of prisoner rape at approximately 7,000 a year. The average number of women who are “sexually assaulted” every year is 200,780.
That’s a big fucking difference. Like a wedding or menopause, it looks like women should own rape and be able to say whatever they want about it. However, like usual when dealing with women, I knew there was some bullshit afoot with that staggering 200,000.
When I forced my man-probe of investigation into this data, I discovered that “sexual assault” is not the same as rape. Apparently women aren’t going by the long-established and very manly Clinton definition of “sexual” when they define “assault”. If it didn’t fit, you must acquit.
64,080 of sexual assaults involve actual rape. And a staggeringly low 26% of these rapes were committed by an actual stranger.
A roommate who drinks all your beer isn’t a thief, he’s just a dick. A younger brother who burns your toys isn’t an arsonist, he’s just a dick. A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.
26% of 64,000 rape victims is 16,640 women. Getting your boob grabbed on the subway isn’t rape.
A woman might think these pruning measures should be applied to my prison man-rape statistics, but if anything, prison rape is probably more underreported than regular rape.
I have something I call the Treasure Map of Truth that I use when dealing with women. Step one is determining what women actually mean with a word like “sexually”. They never mean what you think they mean. Step two means figuring out how much of it was her fault. It’s usually very high. In this case, 74%. And step three is see where she’s lying her fucking ass off.
Less than half of accused rapists are convicted. 54% to be mancise. That means any man accused of and arrested for rape is likely to not have done shit. Can anyone say Duke Lacrosse?
If 54% of rapes didn’t actually happen, then that reported 16,640 goes down to 7,654.
If I was a woman, that’s where I would stop. 7,654 women and 6,908 men are raped every year and it looks like women barely squeaked out a majority on this one. That doesn’t mean it’s theirs, but it does make me wrong, which I’m much more concerned about.
By all conservative estimates, 10% of rape victims are male. That means the final rape statistics for any given year are 7,750 men and 6,750 women.
Men are better than women.
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How do you know that there are ’so many’ un-reported rapes, when they are ‘un-reported’?
You stupid asshole, the reason why so many rapes go un-reported is because women are ashamed of what happened, alot of the time due to the fact that stupid chauvinists like you assume it was THEIR fault. Not to mention, it is something that scars you for life so naturally it’s going to be something that never leaves you and is often a topic of conversation between close friends. It is something you never get over, it scars you forever, and prison rapes should not be included in an argument about who gets raped more or not, as those people generally deserve it. I can handle you ripping on women for being stupid or weak because those are just ridiculous opinions, but here you have gone much too far.
The way some rape victims go on and on about it is annoying. So what you got raped? It sucked. But it’s not on par with murder is it. Nobody died. People seem obsessed with child sex abuse and rape. They talk about it all the time. It’s on the media all the time. As a species it would seem we’re preoccupied with what we socially prescribed as being sick.
And women go on about rape being so bad because it’s a forceful domination of male power over them. Well if you didn’t get pregnant and you weren’t physically damaged then sure it must have sucked to be put in your place like that, to be shown how much you can’t control the world. But let’s stop pretending it’s as bad as murdering people because it isn’t.
And really those women who just define themselves by their rape need a slap and it being pointed out that life goes on, it’s history now and really there ARE worse things that can happen to you and being a victim doesn’t make you special.
On the other hand, while I’m sure this shit is just for reactions lets discuss this for a second:
“A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.”
We all know if we passed out and some other man had his penis in our asshole or we found out it had been there then there would be some serious blood being spilled over the matter. Quite possibly murder involved.
So let’s not pretend it doesn’t matter cause it does. Drunken girls who agree to fuck because they’re drunk should absolutely not be able to say rape since it’s their own stupid fault for being drunk, they agreed and should accept responsibility for their actions. But passed out? There’s no concent there, it’s not her responsibility. It should be taken seriously, and you should consider the feelings of someone who’s been violated like that even if the article is simply for reactions - there’s no corrective factor involved with the shock it’s just for giggles. So you shouldn’t do it.
Ha ha! Loser. Nice name….. for a neanderthal.
“That is the same kind of tone you use, you claim to be for justice, when you really just want to see men get burned.” Yes. If there assholes - Serious assholes. Women to. No exceptions. I want ASSHOLES burnt, people like rapists and child molesters.
The reason I question you Clair, is because you may seem to be for justice, true justice, but there is always a “but” in your reasoning.
You say that women should be punished, but you dont go into detail, you only go into detail about what men are doing.
It’s like when you read a story about a women teacher molesting a student, the media calls it a “relationship”, but if its a man who did it, then the media calls it molesting or sexual assault.
That is the same kind of tone you use, you claim to be for justice, when you really just want to see men get burned.
It’s also like the title IX, look at the surveys done, almost every women interviewed will say it discriminates againts men, BUT it helps women so they think it’s ok.
Total fucking crap!
It’s probably best to just ignore this Coderch as there’s nothing to be gained by responding to his irrationality. Wolfe knows this, obviously.
Personally, I’d never bring a knife to a gunfight…or a big loud mouth for that matter.
No, he has backed down from a DIRECT challenge from me, which goes to show that he’s unmanly. As for my “verbal ineptitude”, well, first of all English is not my first language. Secondly, this may or may not be true. Compared to Dickens, probably, but it I still write the English language better than 99% of your stupid countrymen. And finally, I think it’s funny that you guys proclaim to not being homophobic, and yet you try to make homosexual insinuations to imply that I’m not manly. Hypocrisy much? Yes, it is.
P Coderch
Ummm….What were you reading?? I don’t address that women don’t get punished..? “Like Necroswordsman said, “if they’re innocent then the woman deserves to BE raped”. Same goes for men.” Thats from my previous post. This indicates that I have acknowledged that their are people that falsely cry rape, and it advocates punishment.
I “fail” to “address the very large percentage of fasle rape accusations compared to actual rape”? I didn’t need to mention statistics. I simply stated an opinion - a right opinion. Therefore I didn’t fail.
“…first we have to stop all the false accusations…”. Agreed. However, thats going to be a little hard considering the overwhelming amount of assholes out there.
“but you dont want to deal with that issue do you.” Who says? You? What makes you think I don’t? I think it’s a very grave issue that needs to be addressed.
P Coderch Wolfe’s silence has said more about him than your tirade. He hasn’t tucked his tail between his legs and run.
More like he has sat their and laughed his ass off at your verbal ineptitude. I can’t help but note how you always mention something between his legs.
Then what happens when they are found inoccent, as so many men are, can we now punish the people who wrongly accused the man?
I’ll bet you say no to that one Clair.. double standard anyone!
…..You did a really bad job trying to answer for me. I guess thats just what you wanted t hear, because my answer varies drastically from what you think I think. I said “All rapists should be punished with physical brutality”. I wasn’t saying people accused of being rapists should be punished but ACTUAL rapists. And yes. Any person who cries rape falsely should also be punished. Like Necroswordsman said, “if they’re innocent then the woman deserves to BE raped”. Same goes for men.
But they dont Clair, they dont get punished, and you know it. You sit there and condem rapist and talk about punishment, but you fail to address the fact that women do not get punished for false rape accusations. You also fail to address the very large percentage of fasle rape accusations compared to actual rape.
So if you want the actual rapist to get punished, first we have to stop all the false accusations, but you dont want to deal with that issue do you. Untill that issues is addressed, we will never see justice.
Then what happens when they are found inoccent, as so many men are, can we now punish the people who wrongly accused the man?
I’ll bet you say no to that one Clair.. double standard anyone!
…..You did a really bad job trying to answer for me. I guess thats just what you wanted t hear, because my answer varies drastically from what you think I think. I said “All rapists should be punished with physical brutality”. I wasn’t saying people accused of being rapists should be punished but ACTUAL rapists. And yes. Any person who cries rape falsely should also be punished. Like Necroswordsman said, “if they’re innocent then the woman deserves to BE raped”. Same goes for men.
If she says that no harm was done, hahahaha.
Fuck her.
People branded as rapists get no love. And even if she admits to lying, they still dont.
Then what happens when they are found inoccent, as so many men are, can we now punish the people who wrongly accused the man?
I’ll bet you say no to that one Clair.. double standard anyone!
Haha.
Everyone knows rapists get gang-raped in prison and sometimes castrated.
What they fucking deserve. However, if they’re innocent then the woman deserves to BE raped.
Ok then. All rapists should be punished with physical brutality.
Now that’s manly.
STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSHES, YOU FAGGOT. ARE YOU GOING TO FIGHT ME OR NOT? WHAT ARE YOU SO FUCKING AFRAID OF IF I’M AS PATHETIC AS YOU SAY I AM? I THINK YOUR SILENCE TO MY CHALLENGE SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT YOUR MANHOOD, OR BETTER YET, ABOUT YOUR LACK THEREOF. I THINK THAT I HAVE PROVEN MY POINT ABOUT WHO’S THE REAL MAN BETWEEN ME AND YOU, SINCE I HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR AND HAVE CHALLENGED YOU OPENLY, WHILE YOU PUT YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND RAN AWAY FROM MY CHALLENGE LIKE THE BITCH I KNEW YOU WERE. KEEP TELLING TO YOURSELF THAT YOU’RE MORE OF A MAN THAN I AM, BUT THE ONLY ONE YOU’RE FOOLING IS YOURSELF. DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW THAT I’M RIGHT.
P Coderch
My purpose is to kill her, or at least to inflict as much physical damage to her body as I possibly can. Your gay insinuations only prove three things:
1. You are uncreative and suck as sarcasm.
2. You are a homophobe.
3. You do the same thing you accuse me of doing: insulting me insted of arguing.
Hope this helsp.
P coderch
Wow…this worthless spooge-dumpster just called my mother a cunt. Well, she’s right that my mother is a cunt, but I’d still fucking kill you for mentioning that. Just because I agree with you does not mean that I give you the right to insult my family, you stupid fucking piece of cockroach turd!
P Coderch