Rape!
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Women think that they somehow own rape — as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.
Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.
More men than women are raped every year. I, Dick Masterson, am taking back rape like I took back the vote. It’s a man thing and women aren’t allowed to have an opinion on it.
Rape is one of the most underreported crimes in the world. That’s because women don’t really give a shit about it. I sat on my seatbelt one time. It sucked and I was sore for a bit, but I cranked some metal all the way to work and by the time I got there, I didn’t give a shit. That’s basically the same as women and rape. They just need an extra long shower.
Extra long showers are metal for women.
Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police. If women love to hate rape so much, then why do they constantly miss the opportunity to do something about it? Because they’re women. If rolling her eyes doesn’t fix the problem, it’s passed to the nearest man.
More men are raped every year than women. When I decided that, I was initially shocked at the statistics, which indicated the opposite: that I was wrong.
Prison rape statistics put the annual number of prisoner rape at approximately 7,000 a year. The average number of women who are “sexually assaulted” every year is 200,780.
That’s a big fucking difference. Like a wedding or menopause, it looks like women should own rape and be able to say whatever they want about it. However, like usual when dealing with women, I knew there was some bullshit afoot with that staggering 200,000.
When I forced my man-probe of investigation into this data, I discovered that “sexual assault” is not the same as rape. Apparently women aren’t going by the long-established and very manly Clinton definition of “sexual” when they define “assault”. If it didn’t fit, you must acquit.
64,080 of sexual assaults involve actual rape. And a staggeringly low 26% of these rapes were committed by an actual stranger.
A roommate who drinks all your beer isn’t a thief, he’s just a dick. A younger brother who burns your toys isn’t an arsonist, he’s just a dick. A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.
26% of 64,000 rape victims is 16,640 women. Getting your boob grabbed on the subway isn’t rape.
A woman might think these pruning measures should be applied to my prison man-rape statistics, but if anything, prison rape is probably more underreported than regular rape.
I have something I call the Treasure Map of Truth that I use when dealing with women. Step one is determining what women actually mean with a word like “sexually”. They never mean what you think they mean. Step two means figuring out how much of it was her fault. It’s usually very high. In this case, 74%. And step three is see where she’s lying her fucking ass off.
Less than half of accused rapists are convicted. 54% to be mancise. That means any man accused of and arrested for rape is likely to not have done shit. Can anyone say Duke Lacrosse?
If 54% of rapes didn’t actually happen, then that reported 16,640 goes down to 7,654.
If I was a woman, that’s where I would stop. 7,654 women and 6,908 men are raped every year and it looks like women barely squeaked out a majority on this one. That doesn’t mean it’s theirs, but it does make me wrong, which I’m much more concerned about.
By all conservative estimates, 10% of rape victims are male. That means the final rape statistics for any given year are 7,750 men and 6,750 women.
Men are better than women.
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Ooooh someones gotten all defensive and irrational. hehe. Go back calmly and read what I wrote. I didn’t say all men were rapists, nor did I imply it. You’ve resorted to making up things in your head to make your argument rational. Your fighting a lost cause mate, I don’t think all men are rapists. I’ve said it before, even if I have bad experiences with men or hear of them, I don’t hold all men accountable. I wouldn’t do what you guys are doing.
You are fucked in the head. So if the majority of rapists are men, that means what exactly? Than men can have no sympathy for rape victims and in fact actually support rapists ?
Men have been protecting women from rape and punishing rapists long before feminism ever came along.
All feminism has done is used ‘rape’ as a slogan against men and you’ve swallowed the slogan big time.
Neanderthals were actually more complex then commonly thought.
Well apparently the majority of rapists are men. But yeah, normal people should feel like that. I was just happy and I wanted to express that, didn’t think it would cause you such discomfort.
YOU’RE THE ONE THAT CONCOCTED THE EVENT IN YOUR MIND!
How else do you expect men to feel about rapists?
Do you think that we crack open a bottle of champagne everytime we hear that a woman has been raped? Oh I just remembered, we’re all rapists arent we.
Women like you are seriously fucked in the head.
Yes, they feel shame for think that they are weak, in capable of protecting themselves, abused, stupid, list keeps going. They feel guilt, because they start to think they did it to themselves, if they hadn’t of worn that skirt, maybe they thought they could have been stronger, maybe they think it was just plain old their fault. Which is bad, because it wasn’t. The guy/girl shoulda had enough restraint to not do what they did.
I’m glad you feel that way about rapists though. I think that is very manly.
When I said nobody cares, I meant what she said. I personally think all rapists should be castrated, then hanged. Possibly tarred and feathered beforehand.
But you know, they feel the shame or guilt for a reason.
Sure the guy who took advantage is a bastard, but what is she if she didn’t bother?
I don’t think you have ever been sexually abused or assualted if that’s your attitude. If you were, you would know that it brings on a lot of feelings of either shame or guilt, sometimes both.
Well if it wasn’t their fault, then why wouldnt they report it? The fact is soon all sex will count as rape.
1. Nobody cares
2. I’ve seen people on here go further.
3. Read 1 again
Join the Man Forums if you want less cattle chatter.
-Dick
Anberlin said: “Because I have friends who have been sexually assaulted and admittedly did not report it because they were ashamed.”
If you can say that as loosely as you seemed to then you need to find some new fucking friends!!! I’m 37 and have only known one person, that’s 1 person, who has assumably been raped? No proof was ever given, it was just a story they told me.
You said that they were sexually assaulted? That is such a broad term to use. For instance, in Flori-duh (where I live), sexual assault can be a male teacher that un-knowingly (and mistakenly) brushes against a female students breast. It also stands true when a 16 year old boy inappropriately thouches a 4 year old girl on her vagina. The differences between the two are enormous!!!
So get some statistics before you come back here (where you are NOT welcome), do some research, grow up a lil, have some more life experiences (WITH NEW FUCKING FRIENDS) and like Dick said: “Fuck off my website.”
Then SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ME A BEER!!!!!!
Dick: Why do we keep on spending out precious and valuable time on these stupid whores?????
Then they are to blame for every woman who is assaulted by the same rapist after them.
Those friends of yours are scum. Fuck off my website.
-Dick
All I’m saying is this is far too sensitive a subject to be using as a part of an argument about whether men are better than women. I see no point in arguing further.
“The legal definition of criminal sexual assault is any genital, oral, or anal penetration by a part of the accused’s body or by an object, using force or without the victim’s consent .” Hmm penetration is the central aspect of rape is it not? And I am not a feminist who believes that all woman are rape victims just waiting to happen, nearly all of my friends are boys and I am not the least wary of men (unless I have reason to be). Also, while I agree my example poses a weakness in my argument, it is not a lie that there are alot of unreported cases…how else would Dick know that only 16% of rapes are reported to police?
a) Your friends experiences do not amount to ’so many unreported rapes’
b) Sexual assault does not amount to rape
I dont dispute that women are raped and I certainly abhore it, but please try not to exagerate matters having bought the feminist claptrap that all women are rape victims just waiting to happen and that every man is a potential rapist.
Point taken, you are absolutely right and I apologize. I was being very hypocritical. I hope that does not take credibility out of my argument, I just think that the topic of rape should not be approached as Dick has, as though it is something he has to “take back” from women. That is not the point. It is a humanitarian issue, one that should not be apart of the argument of who is better: men or women.
OK, I was kind of with you on the rape thing, until you said people who are raped in prision deserve it. NO one who is ever raped deserves it. There is not one crime that you can commit in this country for which you can receive rape as a punishment.
A lot of women don’t know this, but the numbers of girls and boys that are sexually assulted are almost the same. 1/5 for girls, and 1/6 for boys.
Men sexually assualt each other too. Men are WAY less likely to report sexual assault than women. We need to start talking about THAT.
Because I have friends who have been sexually assaulted and admittedly did not report it because they were ashamed.
How do you know that there are ’so many’ un-reported rapes, when they are ‘un-reported’?
You stupid asshole, the reason why so many rapes go un-reported is because women are ashamed of what happened, alot of the time due to the fact that stupid chauvinists like you assume it was THEIR fault. Not to mention, it is something that scars you for life so naturally it’s going to be something that never leaves you and is often a topic of conversation between close friends. It is something you never get over, it scars you forever, and prison rapes should not be included in an argument about who gets raped more or not, as those people generally deserve it. I can handle you ripping on women for being stupid or weak because those are just ridiculous opinions, but here you have gone much too far.