Rape!
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Women think that they somehow own rape — as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.
Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.
More men than women are raped every year. I, Dick Masterson, am taking back rape like I took back the vote. It’s a man thing and women aren’t allowed to have an opinion on it.
Rape is one of the most underreported crimes in the world. That’s because women don’t really give a shit about it. I sat on my seatbelt one time. It sucked and I was sore for a bit, but I cranked some metal all the way to work and by the time I got there, I didn’t give a shit. That’s basically the same as women and rape. They just need an extra long shower.
Extra long showers are metal for women.
Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police. If women love to hate rape so much, then why do they constantly miss the opportunity to do something about it? Because they’re women. If rolling her eyes doesn’t fix the problem, it’s passed to the nearest man.
More men are raped every year than women. When I decided that, I was initially shocked at the statistics, which indicated the opposite: that I was wrong.
Prison rape statistics put the annual number of prisoner rape at approximately 7,000 a year. The average number of women who are “sexually assaulted” every year is 200,780.
That’s a big fucking difference. Like a wedding or menopause, it looks like women should own rape and be able to say whatever they want about it. However, like usual when dealing with women, I knew there was some bullshit afoot with that staggering 200,000.
When I forced my man-probe of investigation into this data, I discovered that “sexual assault” is not the same as rape. Apparently women aren’t going by the long-established and very manly Clinton definition of “sexual” when they define “assault”. If it didn’t fit, you must acquit.
64,080 of sexual assaults involve actual rape. And a staggeringly low 26% of these rapes were committed by an actual stranger.
A roommate who drinks all your beer isn’t a thief, he’s just a dick. A younger brother who burns your toys isn’t an arsonist, he’s just a dick. A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.
26% of 64,000 rape victims is 16,640 women. Getting your boob grabbed on the subway isn’t rape.
A woman might think these pruning measures should be applied to my prison man-rape statistics, but if anything, prison rape is probably more underreported than regular rape.
I have something I call the Treasure Map of Truth that I use when dealing with women. Step one is determining what women actually mean with a word like “sexually”. They never mean what you think they mean. Step two means figuring out how much of it was her fault. It’s usually very high. In this case, 74%. And step three is see where she’s lying her fucking ass off.
Less than half of accused rapists are convicted. 54% to be mancise. That means any man accused of and arrested for rape is likely to not have done shit. Can anyone say Duke Lacrosse?
If 54% of rapes didn’t actually happen, then that reported 16,640 goes down to 7,654.
If I was a woman, that’s where I would stop. 7,654 women and 6,908 men are raped every year and it looks like women barely squeaked out a majority on this one. That doesn’t mean it’s theirs, but it does make me wrong, which I’m much more concerned about.
By all conservative estimates, 10% of rape victims are male. That means the final rape statistics for any given year are 7,750 men and 6,750 women.
Men are better than women.
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August 21st, 2007 at 1:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 369bfee4084ad
@Catherine: You don’t have that much power. I’m not alienated. I’m just not all that interested in flame wars and insult exchanges. My purpose is to fight for men’s rights, and against feminist cancer. To that end, if someone says something idiotic about those things or about their perceptions of reality, I’m right there.
No, I don’t need an apology.
@ Doubt: I think I know which site you’re talking about. Is it about a chick who stripped down to her thong while alone with a man in her apartment, and then had to force him to leave when he got the wrong idea? As I recall, I left a comment there telling her she was damn lucky he was a good guy, or she may be dead in a ditch by now. Women are stupid. Or should I say, feminist women with an entitlement complex are stupid?
August 21st, 2007 at 2:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f59001e0c599
Yes, and her entire ‘condition’ is based upon ripping into a man who did the ‘right’ thing. It kind of comes off as a crusade against mankind, if you ask me - a very rare crusade where you’re going to hell just for being a man, and then you’re going to hell for being a heterosexual man…
And then you’re going to hell for telling an off-color joke, and then you’re going to hell for being disenchanted at the idea that you’re automatically a rapist and you can’t do anything about it.
By the way, Kelly, did you see that ‘you’re a rapist’ list? Isn’t that funny, and it’s supposed to be taken seriously! Right, so gurlz are superior to me. I can live with that, I’ll stay home complaining about the bane of man. Oh, wait, I still have to do all the work and then give you half my money when you decide that I made you cheat on me and you have to run off with my best friend? I don’t quite comprehend it.
You just come off as being a grabby little gold-digging slut. I’m sorry if I come off as condescending, but then I’m the one who is automatically subhuman for my gender.
I suppose gurlz don’t think that far into it.
I’d almost say that feminism is greatly responsible, in part for the anger and bile it causes, in part for the ignorance it ejaculates, for the oil bust. But hey, don’t think that far into it, that’s subhuman.
August 21st, 2007 at 3:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: c72d3d7fa1251
@ Kelly Mac/Doubt: “….she was damn lucky he was a good guy, or she may be dead in a ditch by now. Women are stupid. Or should I say, feminist women with an entitlement complex are stupid?”
Sure, you could call it that. I would just call the “almost raped woman” a loser and a lucky one at that.
When I was a little younger I took a girl out on a traditional date (you know, food & movie) and on the way home she suggested we ‘find somewhere quite to talk.” Needless to say, within an hour she was nude in my car (she undressed herself). When I decided to take it to the next stage, she refused my advances and said “I’m not that kind of girl.” Seriously.
I thought it was more humorous than anything else, but did tell her that the next guy she pulled that on might not be as easy-going.
Not sure if it sunk in, mainly because I never called her again. To me, she was a complete turnoff.
Besides, she had funny looking tits!!
August 21st, 2007 at 6:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f59001e0c599
According to most feminists, you would have ‘almost raped’ her - you know, sent telekinetic messages to her ordering her to take off her clothes. But yeah, it does kind of put this whole rape hype into perspective. If gurlz are that stupid, it just shows the little teases they really are.
And just look at how ungrateful the whore (mex) is - this guy is nice, doesn’t get angry, and she rests her entire ’cause’ - giving gurlz even more hype and entitlement (if she got her way, and we currently can’t look at a gurlz’ tits when she brandishes them, how much further would she push it? No more bad thoughts? Tracking our internet usage in dormitories, then apartments, then suburbia?).
The fact is, that whore is very unremarkable. She’s probably attractive, but who gives a shit? You were born with big tits, a nice face, and a nice ass - congratulations. I look good, but I don’t - and can’t, oh you’d better believe society doesn’t let me - hide behind my appearance in place of character. But she decides that she doesn’t get enough entitled to her by tools and passive men, and that she’s going to lash out at someone who has done nothing - nothing - wrong.
Imagine of feminists like Female, Alex, and Cathy got their way. Almost raped would be the new rape, raped - I don’t know, the lines between opinion and morality get blurred every day.
And in conclusion, “Thank you for the drink, but much as I like sex, I won’t suck your dick.”
I wonder if taking a drink gives off the wrong impression. If you’re a pussy who has no spine and people push you around, society shouldn’t even let you make a sob story about it. Let alone an entire personality (you notice how she can’t go one sentence without reminding people she has an entire manufactured condition?)
Like sex. Like you just sit there, take a pounding, and automatically orgasm. Thank God a depression is coming, those sluts are products of excess. I’d sure as hell rather worry about my health and well-being than worry about whether some bitch feels like pressing charges for some crime she might have kinda, sorta fantasized about… but I must have done something!
The slut is always right. Ah, that era will come to an end soon. Yeah, you have nice tits. Will those keep you warm at night - I think not. And, of course, it’s somehow my fault. I’m sorry, I’m a poor college student already, I can’t go to some rich jock’s house and lie there catatonic for ten minutes to get my grocery money ‘the easy way.’
For some odd reason, I’m ready for this age of excess to come to an end. I suppose it’s partly due to the fact that it will put low-lives like female back on the street, where cleavage and a nice rack will get you killed, not promoted. And for some odd reason, after feeling the pressure society has applied on me as a man, I’m okay with that. I suppose I’m just snapping into your Neanderthal-male stereotype, Female.
August 21st, 2007 at 9:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1
You are so dumb and so arrogant.
Obviously it is a VERY controversial point - hence all the controversy. You are so fucking arrogant to think you can just spout out that something isn’t controversial simply because you either don’t understand the other side of the argument, or you are too lazy to read, or you are too spoiled to care (actually, it’s the first two).
Why do I have to fucking spell everything out for you? Alex, you’re the only one on this forum who doesn’t get what people are saying. Either we’re all really bad communicators, or you should jump off a cliff so as not to waste our time.
Fault lies with she who bears the responsibility. You get raped… let’s say the guy goes to prison, and is killed in jail. Yeah, he got “justice”, but guess what… you still bear the responsibility of having been raped for your entire life. It’s yours to wake up with each day the fucking sun rises. You could have prevented the rape by being careful, but guess what… you fucking didn’t! There. I fucking S P E L L E D it out for you. Everybody here gets it. They may not agree, but at least they get it. You don’t get it. If I had to spell it out for you any more, I’d need more letters on my god damn keyboard!
Come to think of it, you probably don’t even read what people write before you respond, because you just don’t make sense. I spend a whole paragraph explaining why rape is the victim’s fault, and you come back with “hardly controversial” as if anyone on this planet should respect you.
You see, you think you deserve respect because you have a pussy. Because you are part of the Bitch Brigade (Great article, by the way, MansVoice). Alex, your pussy is rotten. If the shelf-life of a girl is 23 years, you were the fruit that came with botulism to begin with. You never had a shelf life. And there’s a reason everybody hates your mother.
Don’t even respond to me, because you have absolutely no deductive reasoning capabilities, and I’m tired of S P E L L I N G everything out for you, only to have you still be clueless. You are so incredibly stupid.
August 21st, 2007 at 9:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1
By the way, man-points all around to all the men here, and even half a man-point to KellyMac, for some Pulitzer-prize level writing on the subject.
And one BIG FUCKING MAN POINT to Dick Masterson for taking the bull head-on, and writing honestly and so openly on such a taboo subject, in such a daring, prehensile, and inspiring light.
August 21st, 2007 at 9:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2b828af8d625
Dick, well done!
Another fine podcast. Stirring the pot a little are we?
We know women are raped each year and we know prison rape exists.
I’m not a statistician but the numbers are impressive.
I’m not an expert, but from what I undrstand rape is more about control and violence then sex.
Are you aware that women rape men too?
Women, help me understand how on earth a woman rapes a man. Does she strap on a huge strap-on dildo and render the male helpless with your beauty and charm and then has her way with him?
How exactly do you get a man to get it up, keep it up and service you against his will?
If both parties are willing, then isn’t it consentual?
If control is the issue with rape, and a woman sets out to rape me, unless she looks like godzilla, I’m throwing in the towel. If Lucy Lawless (Xena Warrior Princess) orders me to strip naked before her and sport a boner, my hands would be in hyper drive (I’m quivering just thinking of it) I’d obey her to the letter! Sha-wing.
Why then if a woman gets raped is it a mans fault (ok, some men are sexual deviants, preditors and the like), but others are not.
How can a woman possibly rape a man. How can a woman take advantage of a man and force him to have sex with her if he’s not interested?
Most women think men are pigs but truth be told, most of the women I know are piglets. I hang out with them at happy hour, and clubs and see them in action, they dance with strangers, leave for awhile, come back all deshevelled, smeared make-up and walking funny leaving a snail trail like nothing ever happened.
These are the same women that I work with each day. Most of them are professional, management folk and some are even married.
So then, if a woman really can’t rape a man (unless he’s ready, willing and able), and rape is a control thing, how on earth does it happen.
I think rape is alot like sexual harassment, if the woman has a hard-on against the guy for some strange reason (and we know there are millions of them) she plays the rape card.
Who said that women weren’t vindictive? I understand that now you can get busted for “leering” at woman even if you are meerly looking in the general direction of a woman.
What’s next mind control? (look Gladys, he’s undressing you with his eyes). Men will have to walk around with “horse blinders” on.
Unless I’m looking intently at a woman parting my hair with my tongue, making naughty hand jestures and salivating at the mouth, I’m not leering at you. I might be looking at you wondering how in the fuck is that flimsy cafateria chair is not collapsing under that fat ass
Go ahead ladies, play the rape card, play all your games, because all your doing is driving away the really good guys that really want to treat you right. Your frightening the bejesus out of all of them and all that will be left are the sickies, pervs and jerks.
It’s your call.
I think I’ll call my therapist.
Hey, check this out “therapist” is really two words,
“the-rapist”.
-Banzai
August 21st, 2007 at 10:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
“How can a woman possibly rape a man. How can a woman take advantage of a man and force him to have sex with her if he’s not interested?”
With all due respect, this very topic has been addressed on the site by a well respected poster who was victimized by a woman.
August 21st, 2007 at 10:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2fc9c80dda615
HAHAHAAA EXTRA LONG SHOWER!!!!! HHAHAHAHAHA
August 21st, 2007 at 10:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2fc9c80dda615
Some fucking cocksucker Banzai says above …. “I’m not an expert, but from what I undrstand rape is more about control and violence then sex.”
BRAINWASHED fucking mangina cunt fuck off and die. Of course it is about sex. If it was about violence plenty more rape victims would die. You fucking moron it is about sex and apes do it, dolphins rape, rape is natural. I would fucking rape your girl if I could get away with it, so fuck off.
August 21st, 2007 at 10:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2b828af8d625
Malestrom, you sound like an inbred dipshit!, suck my dick you fuckhead! I think you’re a fucking pussy!!
Did I get that right?? =>——– Malestrom cocksucker!!
-banzai
August 22nd, 2007 at 12:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 44ab2d72d808d
Rape is natural? Haha you’re a loser
August 22nd, 2007 at 1:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f59001e0c599
Actually, it does occur frequently in natural environments. You’re confusing the morals of society with nature. Now rape is wrong, but don’t go trying to mix your personal opinions with reality. Your opinions are yours, but your type has a very slippery grasp of reality, among other things, so you’d best just try not to mix the two. Wait, you use an alias on a IP tracking site?
Forget what I just said, I won’t try to reason with you. I know your type. Just sit down and shut up.
August 22nd, 2007 at 3:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 2fc9c80dda615
Rape is Natural you fucking idiot. Ask Sam Harris you fucking idiot. Morals are a social construct. There is some evidence to suggest there is a genetic predisposition to not like seeing our mothers or sisters raped. But as for strangers, the only reason we are anything other than indifferent to seeing a fellow man getting his end in is the fact that we are programmed from an early age to ‘agree’ that rape is wrong against all females.
Personally, you know where I stand, I am against rape for my mother and sisters, but pro rape for yours. Especially if your mother is a MILF, and is asking for it, which includes leaving the house.
August 22nd, 2007 at 5:26 am - IP Man-Hash: a7a16be1327f0
Thats the reason why I treat women like shit and dirt because they deserve to be treated as such. They treat the nice guys who sing songs about “feminism” like crap but love us fuckers who criticize the shit out of them.
Know what Female? Blow me.
Know what Alex? Blow me.
August 22nd, 2007 at 6:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
When a man rapes another in prison, it is a form of insult and humiliation. Basically, women are born to be sexually used by man, ao when a man sexually uses another, he is basically telling that man that he’s a woman, which is the worst insult ever. This is why most men rather be killed than raped - becoming a woman. In Warcraft, we have this expression when some guy or team loses badly “they got raped”, which basically means that they were reduced to womenhood, which is synonymous with bitchdom.
P Coderch
August 22nd, 2007 at 6:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
I see nothing wrong with a raping a woman, to be honest with you guys. It is a form of quick release from tension. I have put rhopinol in the drinks of girls and then rape them. Hey, they may be passed out, but as long as they’re breathing they’re game - not necrophilia though. Not into corpses.
P Coderch
August 22nd, 2007 at 7:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f59001e0c599
This isn’t Warcraft, it’s real life.
Not many people here give a shit about WOW, and I’m fairly certain no one cares what level your imaginary likeness is on some computer somewhere. Your average girl deserves to be treated like shit, lets herself be treated like shit, and is the least miserable when she’s treated the way she knows she deserves to be treated. Why else would strippers go bat-shit whenever they see a preacher or a church - they absolutely dissolve. Imagine talking to a prostitute about the afterlife - good luck holding up a conversation with that little girl. Or her family, especially her parents. Within a few short minutes she would be bawling her eyes out.
I’d go so far to say that a girl shouldn’t act surprised when she gets raped. Women do not deserve to be raped, but they are a minority of the female population. Needless to say, rape is a cruel and unusual act, and should be avoided, but… if you pass out on a park bench, if you’re a man you’re going to wake up without your wallet. That’s just how it goes. If you’re a girl wearing slutty clothes and you teased every guy, you’ll likely be fondled - erm, almost raped.
Of course, I’ll only stand for the harsh judgment and spite against male rapists (who rape gurlz, not women) if whores are held to the same standards. Like tracked down and placed under constant surveillance.
August 22nd, 2007 at 8:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1
Rape is all woman’s fault in a different sense as well. Women created prostitution laws. Without the option of prostitution, rape. Women therefore created rape.
Want to end rape, restore prostitution.
August 23rd, 2007 at 4:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 2fc9c80dda615
I live in a cuntry where there is legal prostitution and brothels, it’s fucking great. I can rent some cunt for half an hour, and hold her fucking torso to the fire, and look at me fucking her in a mirrored room, and choose which cd i want playing at the time, all for the cost of a night out, and I can choose from a line up of three or four cunts, like sushi on a conveyor belt, if I want a mature slut, i get her, if want a gook, i get her, it’s great. But I still condone rape because condom sex totally sucks, you feel like 50% less, so the odd rape is ok.
Fuck You all.