Rape!
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Women think that they somehow own rape — as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.
Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.
More men than women are raped every year. I, Dick Masterson, am taking back rape like I took back the vote. It’s a man thing and women aren’t allowed to have an opinion on it.
Rape is one of the most underreported crimes in the world. That’s because women don’t really give a shit about it. I sat on my seatbelt one time. It sucked and I was sore for a bit, but I cranked some metal all the way to work and by the time I got there, I didn’t give a shit. That’s basically the same as women and rape. They just need an extra long shower.
Extra long showers are metal for women.
Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police. If women love to hate rape so much, then why do they constantly miss the opportunity to do something about it? Because they’re women. If rolling her eyes doesn’t fix the problem, it’s passed to the nearest man.
More men are raped every year than women. When I decided that, I was initially shocked at the statistics, which indicated the opposite: that I was wrong.
Prison rape statistics put the annual number of prisoner rape at approximately 7,000 a year. The average number of women who are “sexually assaulted” every year is 200,780.
That’s a big fucking difference. Like a wedding or menopause, it looks like women should own rape and be able to say whatever they want about it. However, like usual when dealing with women, I knew there was some bullshit afoot with that staggering 200,000.
When I forced my man-probe of investigation into this data, I discovered that “sexual assault” is not the same as rape. Apparently women aren’t going by the long-established and very manly Clinton definition of “sexual” when they define “assault”. If it didn’t fit, you must acquit.
64,080 of sexual assaults involve actual rape. And a staggeringly low 26% of these rapes were committed by an actual stranger.
A roommate who drinks all your beer isn’t a thief, he’s just a dick. A younger brother who burns your toys isn’t an arsonist, he’s just a dick. A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.
26% of 64,000 rape victims is 16,640 women. Getting your boob grabbed on the subway isn’t rape.
A woman might think these pruning measures should be applied to my prison man-rape statistics, but if anything, prison rape is probably more underreported than regular rape.
I have something I call the Treasure Map of Truth that I use when dealing with women. Step one is determining what women actually mean with a word like “sexually”. They never mean what you think they mean. Step two means figuring out how much of it was her fault. It’s usually very high. In this case, 74%. And step three is see where she’s lying her fucking ass off.
Less than half of accused rapists are convicted. 54% to be mancise. That means any man accused of and arrested for rape is likely to not have done shit. Can anyone say Duke Lacrosse?
If 54% of rapes didn’t actually happen, then that reported 16,640 goes down to 7,654.
If I was a woman, that’s where I would stop. 7,654 women and 6,908 men are raped every year and it looks like women barely squeaked out a majority on this one. That doesn’t mean it’s theirs, but it does make me wrong, which I’m much more concerned about.
By all conservative estimates, 10% of rape victims are male. That means the final rape statistics for any given year are 7,750 men and 6,750 women.
Men are better than women.
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Do Not Pass Go
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August 21st, 2007 at 7:55 am - IP Man-Hash: b49936f2bf38b
@ Mansvoice- You misinterpret what I say if you think I’m arrogant or have a big ego. ALL I meant is that criminals are to blame for their crimes. Hardly a controversial viewpoint.
August 21st, 2007 at 7:56 am - IP Man-Hash: b49936f2bf38b
Also, where did I ever imply ANYTHING about men being my ’slaves’?
August 21st, 2007 at 8:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
Huh?
August 21st, 2007 at 8:20 am - IP Man-Hash: ff4893678328d
I am fine with criminals being punished. You just seem to assume that the victims themselves are pure and innocent especially for one such as rape. Most genuine rapes occur at parties where women get drunk, doped etc. The rapist then gets punished, sentenced to jail etc. Fair enough. The point is this, however, that the women knowingly go to these “wild parties” where the probability of rape is… astoundingly high? Then again, on the stats, only 16% of women report “rape”? Were they really raped or were they ashamed that they were being sluts and cummed on?
I dont think we misinterpreted you. Keep in mind that this is a man’s forum; the same that it is a man’s world. When you say something, phrase it appropriately and maybe just maybe, you will get a proper response back. Thats the problem with you feminists. You seem to think that you own this god’damn world. The thing is, you dont. Men do so hush when the big boys are talking.
August 21st, 2007 at 9:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
@MansVoice: To whom are you addressing your last post? Ack. Never mind. I’ll leave it at ‘huh?’
August 21st, 2007 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ab60015f6eb6
I was addressing it to you. You are a decent woman so what you doing here?
August 21st, 2007 at 9:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Its so easy for you females to make statments like that, but in reality those women you say are “more likely to be victimized” and “its directly thier fault”, will get NO PUNISHMENT.
Thats the big reality you and all other females will not face, because you have no sense of justice or fairness. Every female is a victim in this society, you have never had to pay for anything you do, its always someone else who pays.
A man would never, ever let that happen to him. A man would never, ever let someone else take the blame for what he did. This is why you will never be equal to a man. Never!
August 21st, 2007 at 9:34 am - IP Man-Hash: a8014d2ff3afb
Spoken like a true, great man. *applause*
August 21st, 2007 at 9:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
I find the interplay between commenters fascinating. Perhaps I comment because there’s not much evidence that decent women exist, if you judge by the usual comments posted. I presume that your l-o-n-g post (which begins “I am fine with criminals being punished”) just above mine is addressed to someone else. I’ve said little regarding this thread, other than I think Dick’s sense of humor went unnoticed.
August 21st, 2007 at 9:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
Oh, and I usually just check to see who’s commented, and if I see wolfe or sonyad, I hop to that thread.
August 21st, 2007 at 10:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Likewise for wolfe, yourself, diamatik, sots, and other. Even some who can amply do without the flattery, as much as my propensity to read/savor someone’s posts in particular can be taken as such.
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August 21st, 2007 at 10:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 49119190473c9
If you leave your keys in your unlocked car and someone steals it, you are responsible for the damages.
-Dick
August 21st, 2007 at 10:47 am - IP Man-Hash: a8fc8ce9fb283
Yeah, but who’s the asshole?
August 21st, 2007 at 10:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 66d38a12d22d6
@Dick…
Girls, however SHOULD leave thier keys in the car, stand on top of it with a megaphone announcing to the parking lot, “I have my keys in my car. It is an expensive car, and I left the title in the glovebox. There is absolutely no way that I can stop you from stealing my car, and if you do, I will not persue you legally. Please do NOT steal my car. Thank you.”
Thereafore, it is the thief to blame, because she was the victim, so she is definatly NOT wrong.
August 21st, 2007 at 10:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 369bfee4084ad
@Dutch269: Please read my first paragraph you quoted.
August 21st, 2007 at 12:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f59001e0c599
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mexicanicepick
I love this. The slut is basically a cocktease who was ‘almost raped.’ She then sits on her fat ass media whoring and moaning about how much it sucks to be ‘almost raped.’ I suppose being a tease and taking your pants off don’t exactly send a very clear message. She also bitches about how the man dared to call her three times.
So let me get this straight: Gurlz don’t have enough rights, Ms Female, as it is. It isn’t enough to be able to get a man arrested for looking at you. It isn’t enough to be able to garner attention from being a lying cunt - and then when you’re called out, labeling your opponents as ‘pro-rape.’ No, not getting your fat ass kicked like you deserve, not getting your nose broken with a satisfying ‘crack.’ You have to keep at it and tools dare to back you up.
Basically, what it is:
Gurlz need more superiority over the inferior stronger sex.
I’m sorry if I’m kind of behind the times here, much like the Jews were during the holocaust, but I find some very interesting correlations between Feminazis and regular Nazis…
You’re evil and going to hell for not following the doctorne, which you don’t believe in fundamentally and does not really work out for you. Basically, you’re already handicapped and oppressed as it is, but with sluts like Female and Cathy here, you’re evil for not screaming with them for more oppression.
And you are subhuman if you believe that someone of the fairer sex should have any sliver of responsibility for their actions.
I believe one slut who teases about her ‘naturally’ big tits said,
“Thank you for the drink, but as much as I like sex, I will not suck your dick.”
And then another bitch outright admitted that gurlz - not women - do not use their brains during sex. She then goes on to describe in detail the unbelievable superior orgasms the gurlz can achieve. While they just sit there catatonic.
I’m sorry if I’m not with the times here, but let me just get to the basics here - feminism not only has nothing for me, but I do not believe in it either. It boils down to:
Gurlz must have a double-standard, thinly veiled in a hybrid of romantic chivalry and just not-looking-directly-at-it mentalities.
Feminism requires men to admit their inferiority, while at the same time chanting ‘we are equals.’ Double-think, anyone?
Feminism requires men to admit their sub-human status and identify themselves all as potential rapists, in the eyes of society and the law. However, despite the fact that a majority of gurlz are potential prostitutes at one time or another in their lives, there is no tracking service designed to keep them from loitering around school bus stops and playgrounds.
Your argument requires you to continually abandon points and reason with catchphrases and chants, and to skirt around to another pseudo-topic.
Did I mention that because of my gender, I deserve to be ‘taken care of’ if I dare to have any voice or opinion of my own? I am essentially a figurehead for the superior gurlz?
Ah, and I take the brunt of any self-inflicted BS a gurl does to herself. Bad life decisions? I’m the reason she’s a slut, I put a gun to her head and make her show cleavage and those sexy, sexy little low-muscle-mass armsies and legsies.
I’m sorry, sweeties, if daring to side with the silent majority means I’m going to hell, but then again, I kind of feel that you are the ones who need to shut the fuck up.
PS
Female - can you actually leave this time, or is that too much? Oh, we’re intimidated, we really are. Your inferior logic just horrifies us.
August 21st, 2007 at 1:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: a8fc8ce9fb283
@KellyMac
zogmama says I’ve completely alienated you. Is this true?
I’ve been casting insults right and left, assuming that anyone crazy enough to be here is up to the challenge, and it turns out that’s not the case.
So - do you feel you deserve an apology from me, and would you be interested in receiving one?
August 21st, 2007 at 1:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Woman drivers.
August 21st, 2007 at 1:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f59001e0c599
That still cracks me up, though. How much gurlz like sex when they sit there brain dead like a rag doll. I’ve learned so much from this site, I love it!
August 21st, 2007 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Doesn’t matter to me what they do.. I get off then I get off and sleep.
*tosses her a VibroRabbit 7500 and falls asleep to dream of a world with flying cars and all women by law have to be naked in public*