Rape!
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Women think that they somehow own rape — as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.
Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.
More men than women are raped every year. I, Dick Masterson, am taking back rape like I took back the vote. It’s a man thing and women aren’t allowed to have an opinion on it.
Rape is one of the most underreported crimes in the world. That’s because women don’t really give a shit about it. I sat on my seatbelt one time. It sucked and I was sore for a bit, but I cranked some metal all the way to work and by the time I got there, I didn’t give a shit. That’s basically the same as women and rape. They just need an extra long shower.
Extra long showers are metal for women.
Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police. If women love to hate rape so much, then why do they constantly miss the opportunity to do something about it? Because they’re women. If rolling her eyes doesn’t fix the problem, it’s passed to the nearest man.
More men are raped every year than women. When I decided that, I was initially shocked at the statistics, which indicated the opposite: that I was wrong.
Prison rape statistics put the annual number of prisoner rape at approximately 7,000 a year. The average number of women who are “sexually assaulted” every year is 200,780.
That’s a big fucking difference. Like a wedding or menopause, it looks like women should own rape and be able to say whatever they want about it. However, like usual when dealing with women, I knew there was some bullshit afoot with that staggering 200,000.
When I forced my man-probe of investigation into this data, I discovered that “sexual assault” is not the same as rape. Apparently women aren’t going by the long-established and very manly Clinton definition of “sexual” when they define “assault”. If it didn’t fit, you must acquit.
64,080 of sexual assaults involve actual rape. And a staggeringly low 26% of these rapes were committed by an actual stranger.
A roommate who drinks all your beer isn’t a thief, he’s just a dick. A younger brother who burns your toys isn’t an arsonist, he’s just a dick. A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.
26% of 64,000 rape victims is 16,640 women. Getting your boob grabbed on the subway isn’t rape.
A woman might think these pruning measures should be applied to my prison man-rape statistics, but if anything, prison rape is probably more underreported than regular rape.
I have something I call the Treasure Map of Truth that I use when dealing with women. Step one is determining what women actually mean with a word like “sexually”. They never mean what you think they mean. Step two means figuring out how much of it was her fault. It’s usually very high. In this case, 74%. And step three is see where she’s lying her fucking ass off.
Less than half of accused rapists are convicted. 54% to be mancise. That means any man accused of and arrested for rape is likely to not have done shit. Can anyone say Duke Lacrosse?
If 54% of rapes didn’t actually happen, then that reported 16,640 goes down to 7,654.
If I was a woman, that’s where I would stop. 7,654 women and 6,908 men are raped every year and it looks like women barely squeaked out a majority on this one. That doesn’t mean it’s theirs, but it does make me wrong, which I’m much more concerned about.
By all conservative estimates, 10% of rape victims are male. That means the final rape statistics for any given year are 7,750 men and 6,750 women.
Men are better than women.
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August 20th, 2007 at 10:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Chris, I hope you’ve recovered and managed to put this incident behind you. Time heals all wounds.
August 20th, 2007 at 10:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: c72d3d7fa1251
@ Female
Thanks. I was tramautized for years. Believe me.
But I still have trouble wearing my cheetah-skin thong when she’s around. The woman is insatiable!
August 20th, 2007 at 11:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 18ec7db23cd9b
I knew two girls who claimed to be “raped”. One was “felt up” by two boys on a water slide. She was 8, and the boys were around 10 or younger. I doubt this counts, as the crime is mediocre and the boys aren’t at an age when that would seem like a bad thing to do.
The second girl had sex with her boyfriend while she was voluntarily sleeping in his bed, naked. The next day, something she read in a magazine convinced her that this was somehow rape, and she broke up with him.
Both girls use these as the central dramas of their lives. I have sympathy for neither.
August 20th, 2007 at 11:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Chris, you party boy, even on the slightest chance that you expose yourself because you want to be groped, which I highly doubt by the way, it’s good you can see it’s not what you need.
August 21st, 2007 at 12:26 am - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1
That is exactly the point. People feel sorts of crap these days, and they translate that into entitlement.
It’s not my fault you don’t know your own heritage.
Don’t get your blood-stained panties all in a bunch because I haven’t been paying you any attention. I’m not your boyfriend. I would never be your boyfriend. I’m not even abusive enough to qualify.
I would be extremely ashamed if I allowed myself to get raped. Thanks for proving my point.
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You still don’t get it, do you…
You don’t even see the wall in front of you, do you?
You wouldn’t see the word “STUPID” if it was marked backward in black marker on your forehead in the morning.
And you still can’t figure out how to write something in italics on this forum.
***No crime is the fault of the victim?***
HOW DARE YOU!!!
THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS THOUGHT PROCESS!
ALEX, YOU ARE DUMBER THAN FUCK-ALL. AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, YOU DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE, AND I HOPE YOU REPEAT THAT TO YOURSELF EVERY DAY.
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT VICTIMS PLAY NO PART IN THEIR FORTUNES? IS NO ACHIEVEMENT ATTRIBUTABLE TO HARD WORK, BUT MERELY LUCK? DID MONEY FALL OUT OF THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE INTO BILL GATE’S LAP? IS EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO US IN THIS LIFE A COMPLETE RANDOM STROKE OF LUCK?
THIS IS THE ESSENCE OF WHY OUR SOCIETY IS SO FUCKED UP. BECAUSE OF PEOPLE WHO THINK LIKE ALEX, AND TEACH ALEX TO THINK THIS WAY, AND THE ALEXES OF THE WORLD WHO TEACH OTHER FUTURE VICTIMS TO THINK LIKE THIS.
The man who owns MacDonalds is responsible for coffee spills!
Male Oncologists are responsible for cancer deaths!
Fathers are financially responsible for their girlfriend’s bastard children!
College men are responsible for slut’s feelings of shame and regret!
It is ALWAYS a MAN’S fault!
YOU ARE ONE DUMB FUCKING IDIOT. GO DIE.
What do you expect from a girl who sees a sign “no women allowed” and then walks right in. It’s girls like you who walk right into rape situations. Because you go where you don’t belong.
This is the shit our daughters are learning. This is the shit our potential girlfriends are learning. This is why good men go gay. Girls learn that THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS, FEELINGS, AND THEIR MISFORTUNES. THAT THERE IS AALLWWAAYYSS A MAN TO BLAME FOR THEIR IDIOCY.
ALEX, GO FUCKING DIE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.
So, in other words, instead of hurt me once, shame on you, hurt me twice, shame on me, in Alex’s world, it’s
hurt me once, shame on you
hurt me twice, shame on you
hurt me three times, shame on you
hurt me four times, shame on you
hurt me five times, shame on you
hurt me ten times, shame on you
hurt me one hundred times, shame on you
hurt me one thousand times, shame on you
hurt me always, shame on you
Alex, you’re the type of arrogant girl who will end up getting raped. My daughter will never get herself raped. And both those situations have nothing to do with “luck”.
Alex, let me say that you absolutely deserve the “luck” that awaits you, and I hope you remember 15 years from now that Ralohcs Denrael told you that 15 years ago.
The day you get raped, I want you to remember when you argued with me about “walking alone”. Do you remember what you said to me? We had this discussion a month ago. When he’s tearing apart your already worthless trash-can vagina, raping the shit out of you, I want you to remember that you ARGUED with ME about walking alone.
Women don’t belong outside the home alone. And getting raped isn’t misfortune, it’s natures way of making sure you girls get that into your fucking heads. It’s natural selection, which is a good thing.
That’s EXACTLY why it works, you worthless sperm-receptacle. God, you are dumber than grass. You are dumber than igneous rock. You’re dumber than a man who resorts to insults because he lost an argument. You’re dumber than the color red. You’re dumber than my worst-smelling farts. You are dumber than FUCK-ALL!
August 21st, 2007 at 12:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Easy there, Chris. You’re getting Female hot under the collar.
Wouldn’t want that, now would you?
- giuseppe ottaviani - through your eyes
August 21st, 2007 at 12:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Ral, are you quite finished? Yes? Already?
Here then, have another.
- giuseppe ottaviani - through your eyes
August 21st, 2007 at 2:05 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
True Sonyad, he certainly pushed all the right buttons, funny, traumatized and in need of nurturing, cheeky, affable and already taken. It’s not hard to see why his wife can’t leave him alone. How could any woman resist? With any luck, he’ll hang around and offer some more pointers.
August 21st, 2007 at 4:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Hhmph.
August 21st, 2007 at 5:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Gluttonous, racist ass.
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August 21st, 2007 at 5:26 am - IP Man-Hash: c72d3d7fa1251
Easy there, Chris. You’re getting Female hot under the collar.
Wouldn’t want that, now would you?
- giuseppe ottaviani - through your eyes
Hot? No, not under the collar, certainly.
In any case, not to worry: I’ve had to tone down my appearance since it was getting me into trouble and quite honestly I needed the sleep. No more mullet cut; no more mustache; no more red Speedos. The Quebecois “look” was too much for her! :)
August 21st, 2007 at 6:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 54d77e48b882e
Anything i can say about this has been said in my blog in the article entitled rape.
Go read peeps. http://www.decayingsword.mabtw.com
Or people not being careful.
Frankly you want to get drunk, pass out and allow yourself to be used without your consent, go ahead. Just dont moan about it afterwards.
August 21st, 2007 at 6:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 82017df8ad3f0
Excellent post Ralohcs Denrael. I like the way in which you just bashed, trashed, kicked the shit outta Alex(that bitch) ass. Yes, women like Alex… those arrogant bitches … will get themselves raped. They like to think themselves “superior”, “powerful… blah blah blah crap. When she gets raped, I wont have symapthy for her. In fact, it might be the thing which can kill off her ego.
You think the world revolves around your dumb bitch ass?
August 21st, 2007 at 6:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
@Mort/Necro: Good choice of weapon. Are you a fencer? If you are, you know that the epee is the way to go. Everything but the head is your target.
August 21st, 2007 at 7:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 7731ffb5cf47d
Zog, you seem like a decent enough woman so whats your issue, really?
August 21st, 2007 at 7:09 am - IP Man-Hash: a8fc8ce9fb283
That’s what I want to know! :)
August 21st, 2007 at 7:18 am - IP Man-Hash: b49936f2bf38b
You skirted around an important question. Do you not believe the vast majority of men are not rapists? You act as if every man who sees a woman alone will rape her.
Also, I said no CRIME was the fault of the victim. The other examples you used (McDonalds, etc.) aren’t crimes. Crimes are the fault of the criminal and not the victim because it is the CRIMINAL committing the morally wrong/illegal act. You are the one who seems to advocate avoiding responsibility by putting ALL the blame on the victim for the crime. (You claimed 100% of rapes were the victim’s fault). A rapist can not say, “But her skirt was too short!” as a defense. It is the RESPONSIBILITY of people to not commit crimes.
Everything I said also has nothing to do with gender. If a woman rapes a boy/man, it is her fault, not the victim’s. If a woman kills someone, it is her fault, not the victim’s. I never claimed women should be able to blame men for their problems, only that if a crime were committed against them, it is the criminal’s fault. Same of men. Gender is irrelevant.
Lastly, I highly doubt I will be raped. I don’t walk alone at night, I’m wary of sketchy situations, I avoid bad areas, I don’t drink myself into a stupor, I’m generally very cautious. I just don’t blame victims for rape if they aren’t as cautious as I am. Your wishing rape and death on me was completely disgusting and uncalled for.
August 21st, 2007 at 7:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f0439810d387
There’s a huge difference between what IS and what SHOULD BE. If a woman rapes a man, yes, it is her fault, and she SHOULD BE punished as if the genders were reversed. But she IS NOT. That’s the point.
Also, victims are not really to blame for crimes committed against them. That much is true. However, some people are more likely to be victimized than others, and that is directly their own fault.
August 21st, 2007 at 7:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ab60015f6eb6
A good read: http://dontmarry.wordpress.com/2007/06/18/cant-find-a-good-man-blame-f eminism/
And Alex, he wished rape upon you because you were being a bitch and an arrogant fuck. Know why the men are not talking to you, going out on dates with you? Yeah, thats why. Because you always get on that high ass cloud of yours and proclaim things. No one here gives a fuck about your rant but we give a fuck when you come in here and you demand we care. It seems rape will be the cure to your pompous and oversized ego. Men are your slaves? Far far from it.
August 21st, 2007 at 7:39 am - IP Man-Hash: ccf3bc782b7e2
@ Kelly: Perfectly to the point. If a man genuinely rapes a woman, I be the first to punch him. You know what they do in prisons to rapists? They fucking torture them. Yes, its true if you dont know Alex/other feminist whores. Men have something, unlike women, called a code of honor. We mete out justice and fairness. When something is wrong, we openly admit it. Take the BYU eg posted in my above URL. The soccer players got caught with their pants down and admitted despite the fact that they may get expelled. Thats manly and thats something what women will never be. Instead, they choose to be “victim bunnies”. Boohoooooo. CRY CRY CRY. Hahahahah.