Rape!
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Women think that they somehow own rape — as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.
Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.
More men than women are raped every year. I, Dick Masterson, am taking back rape like I took back the vote. It’s a man thing and women aren’t allowed to have an opinion on it.
Rape is one of the most underreported crimes in the world. That’s because women don’t really give a shit about it. I sat on my seatbelt one time. It sucked and I was sore for a bit, but I cranked some metal all the way to work and by the time I got there, I didn’t give a shit. That’s basically the same as women and rape. They just need an extra long shower.
Extra long showers are metal for women.
Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police. If women love to hate rape so much, then why do they constantly miss the opportunity to do something about it? Because they’re women. If rolling her eyes doesn’t fix the problem, it’s passed to the nearest man.
More men are raped every year than women. When I decided that, I was initially shocked at the statistics, which indicated the opposite: that I was wrong.
Prison rape statistics put the annual number of prisoner rape at approximately 7,000 a year. The average number of women who are “sexually assaulted” every year is 200,780.
That’s a big fucking difference. Like a wedding or menopause, it looks like women should own rape and be able to say whatever they want about it. However, like usual when dealing with women, I knew there was some bullshit afoot with that staggering 200,000.
When I forced my man-probe of investigation into this data, I discovered that “sexual assault” is not the same as rape. Apparently women aren’t going by the long-established and very manly Clinton definition of “sexual” when they define “assault”. If it didn’t fit, you must acquit.
64,080 of sexual assaults involve actual rape. And a staggeringly low 26% of these rapes were committed by an actual stranger.
A roommate who drinks all your beer isn’t a thief, he’s just a dick. A younger brother who burns your toys isn’t an arsonist, he’s just a dick. A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.
26% of 64,000 rape victims is 16,640 women. Getting your boob grabbed on the subway isn’t rape.
A woman might think these pruning measures should be applied to my prison man-rape statistics, but if anything, prison rape is probably more underreported than regular rape.
I have something I call the Treasure Map of Truth that I use when dealing with women. Step one is determining what women actually mean with a word like “sexually”. They never mean what you think they mean. Step two means figuring out how much of it was her fault. It’s usually very high. In this case, 74%. And step three is see where she’s lying her fucking ass off.
Less than half of accused rapists are convicted. 54% to be mancise. That means any man accused of and arrested for rape is likely to not have done shit. Can anyone say Duke Lacrosse?
If 54% of rapes didn’t actually happen, then that reported 16,640 goes down to 7,654.
If I was a woman, that’s where I would stop. 7,654 women and 6,908 men are raped every year and it looks like women barely squeaked out a majority on this one. That doesn’t mean it’s theirs, but it does make me wrong, which I’m much more concerned about.
By all conservative estimates, 10% of rape victims are male. That means the final rape statistics for any given year are 7,750 men and 6,750 women.
Men are better than women.
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December 17th, 2007 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Say, girly, could you post a picture of you flipping off the camera and looking your scariest for us? I like a good riot grrl, even if I can’t shove her back on the ground after she sloshes me with her half-empty chick drink or sinks her heel into my foot and then forgets to apologize.
December 17th, 2007 at 2:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
I had a entitled princess do that to me once when I politely complimented her. I emptied an entire jug of beer in her face wet t-shirt competition style in retaliation. When the lads seemed about to defend her I put up both hands and said in a clear voice “Hey, its equality,” to which someone else shouted “That was good beer you wasted!” which received a round of guffaws. Never seen a chick so shocked, wild-eyed and furious. Wish I’d had a camera to capture the moment. It really was a waste of good beer though.
Women who act and dress like a sluts will be treated like sluts, Jess. Deal with it. Nobody in their right mind condones rape, but there’s bad people in this world. If women invite their attention and incite their arousal, they wind up suffering as a result. This isn’t fantasy land with happy elves and faery sprites all making rainbows with their magical wands, this is a sick and nasty world, even in the best of civilised societies. Taking precautions of self defence involves not drawing the attention of potentially bad people, and might even gain a woman some respect from decent people instead of being labelled a worthless whore.
December 19th, 2007 at 12:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 00e54a8ed69ee
WOW!! Thats funny! My mom is not a soccer mom! And I dotn think that comment was directed to you I think you just felt a little left out of the conversation! I think Ill send my mom this link and let her give you a piece of her mind! She is a well respected Attorney in the State of Alabama, and she would love to to drag your ass through the mud, which I have seen her do to plenty of cock heads like you!! Someone should knock the stupid out of you!!
December 19th, 2007 at 12:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 00e54a8ed69ee
I would for “Dick” to give his opinions on abortion also!?!
December 20th, 2007 at 10:49 am - IP Man-Hash: a46043123d024
Well if you were paying attention you would have noticed that I said I do not dress nor do I act like a slut! I have a college degree and I pay my own way! I know you may not condone rape but you all need to be more careful with how you defend your analogies and opinions! It does come off as somewhat offensive to people who in fact were doing the right thing, but was caught up with someone who was not a respectable person and did not understand boundaries! Yes A woman dressing and acting loose is going to get bad attention, but just because she does, does not give anyone the right to invade her personal space! So you can talk shit all day about “O she was dresssed like a whore, she deserved it, she brought in on herself!” Woman are proud of there bodies and the way they look and should be able to wear whatever they want and do whatever they want without some sick, demented, fucked in the head jerk forcing himself on her! I can tell you that I didnt deserve what happened to me but you dont know me and you dnt know my personality so yuor going to say “She’s lying she had it coming!” well the guy only did 6 months in a CITY jail! so Justice was not served! and I personally dont care if you think Im a whore or a slut, just like you probably dont care that I think you are ignorant, self absorbed, and sexist!
December 20th, 2007 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
@Jess: I have no idea what happened in your case, and when speaking of individual people and their experiences, they must needs be treated on an individual basis. For that reason I’m not even going to begin to comment on what happened to you specifically, aside to say that in the country I live in, nobody convicted for rape would be given a 6 months local lock-up sentence unless they were a woman, as for some reason that is frequently deemed a misdemeanor. A 6 month sentence would indicate that even the prosecution did not believe it was rape and the accused was facing much lesser charges to be convicted of. I’ve no idea how that compares to wherever you are. Perhaps you live in Saudi Arabia where a convicted rapist might indeed get a 6 month sentence. It simply does not happen here.
As you point out, I do not condone rape whatsoever. Nor do I think a woman “deserves it”. Much like a child doesn’t deserve to have its hand burnt by foolishly sticking it in the fire. But when wilful people with child-like perceptions of reality storm ahead against good advice harbouring an “I can do whatever I like!” attitude, they often find themselves in a bad situation. This is a fact of life.
You say women are proud of their bodies and the way they look. Indeed, many modern women are indeed conceitedly shallow, and despite all efforts to teach them a person’s true worth is measured in their moral and ethical decency, or “what’s on the inside” rather than on the outside, it’s still vastly more popular to cease being a respectable young lady and instead “flaunt their junk” teasingly in the face of men to make other women jealous of how much attention they can receive. Does any woman deserve to be assaulted for it? No. Should their parents have taught them more self respect and the value of their inner being? Most definitely yes.
If such women had any genuine pride (the inner quality that involves self respect), rather than being proud (the shallow quality of conceit), they would not attract unwanted attention. Men would respect and admire them rather than ogle and think “cheap slut, she must be an easy fuck”. This is the point I was making.
As my grandmother would say to any young woman of this era, “If its not for sale dear, don’t hang it in the window.”
December 20th, 2007 at 12:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
January 3rd, 2008 at 1:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 2d9f783ce468c
American women are pussies, come to Russia where almost 1 million of us served for our country in WWII!
January 3rd, 2008 at 2:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 8c8553e6cee5f
You’re right. I(we) don’t care. No women allowed.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 5be92ff478820
People in America act like you must sympathize all rape victims (particularly female) with no questions as to what they could have done to prevent the crime, I personally have never understood why that is.
January 4th, 2008 at 9:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 90976a2da7e85
Oh that’s easy, like everything else about sex women have turned rape into a way to make money and get attention. and since when does america sympathize with male rape victims? All I see is cries of he deserved/like/wanted it and how the woman had mental problems/suffered enough/ was doing him a favor. Hell, seeing how many excuses women put up, it’s no wonder so many male rapists use the “They wanted it” excuse….
January 7th, 2008 at 12:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
That’s a big part of the problem, nobody ever questions why the women was downtown at 2am, drunk as a skunk and hanging out with a group of sailors. I read alot about how asian women complain they were raped after spending hours at a bar known to be a hotspot for horny GI’s.
So yes, you bitches need to put your fuking thinking cap on, it CAN BE THE VICTIMS FAULT!!!
January 7th, 2008 at 12:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Any bitch who tells you different is playing a game, plain and simple. Its’s a game called, ‘I can do whatever I want, and I’ll prove it’. So they tease and tease, flirt with everyman in the bar, wearing a skimpy skirt, getting drunk and loud.
Just to prove how empowered her life is, that she can treat men like shit for no damn reason. Thinking, they can’t do a thing about it.
Then they get raped, and wonder where it all went wrong???
January 7th, 2008 at 12:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Now, I admit the situation in China may be avoidable by not going to such bars, but why should women not be able to enjoy themselves without the threat of rape. It is never a persons actual fault, the assaulter did decide to assault them. Perhaps some need to learn to not be too trusting of strangers, while others need to learn self control.
January 7th, 2008 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 53d303f724b57
Some people also need to relearn common sense and how to avoid danger. Like you wouldn’t run in front of a car or wave fresh meat in front of a wild animal, you do not dress up like a whore, go into a seed bar late at night, and get drunk where everyone or anyone could take advantage of you. A assaulter is at fault but it’s more your fault for presenting yourself to her or him like a piece of meat, and you shouldn’t complain when something terrible happens to you.
January 13th, 2008 at 8:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 0484bf1246f02
I agree that women should have more sense than to just go out, barely dressed and get drunk (by the way, not all rapes happen this way). However, unless she has a sign round her neck saying ‘Please, rape me’ she isn’t really asking for it. Some women lack common sense, but usually it’s down to the man’s lack of self-control or the fact that they don’t realise that not every woman on this planet wants to fuck them.
rape [reip] noun
the crime of having sexual intercourse with a woman against her will.
I mean, that’s just plain stupid.
January 13th, 2008 at 8:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 9e324649e30e3
That’s a stupid definition, which excludes men and children as well. IF anything it’s a mark of how women have turned rape(like everything else about sex) into a business for profit.
and while ALL rapes don’t happen like this, most of them either do or are just women using false rape charges to get out of looking like a whore or keep a father away from his kids. Look at the Duke case, that woman is a perfect example of “RAPE”. Or look through slavery and see how many times a slave was hanged because a woman “claimed” she was raped. Hell, there’s even a verse in the bible somewhere about it but I can’t remember where.
And come on, barely dressed and drunk? If that’s not a please rape me sign what is it?
January 13th, 2008 at 9:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 0484bf1246f02
Sadly enough I have the upmost sympathy for most ‘Rapists’. Women who use it as blackmail, a way to get back at someone or for their own personal gain, offend me more than actual rapists. Rape, when it does happen, is awful, the woman is scarred, traumatised, she’s been violated etc. etc., the man, however, did it due to his most basic instincts, and even though it’s awful, it’s not personal. Lying and saying someone rape you is vindictive and cruel. You destroy that persons life.
Well, there’s no such thing as a ‘please rape me’ sign. It’s a contradiction in itself. No one wants to be raped, the whole idea is that it’s against someones will.
But I don’t think a man who goes after a barely dressed drunk women is thinking ‘Oh, I’ll be able to rape her’, it’s more of a misunderstanding. The man will think she’ll be easy (and to be honest, she is giving out that idea when acting like that). But it’s a stupid persumption anyway, and the moment she says ‘no’, the man should be able to have the common sense not to go any further.
January 13th, 2008 at 9:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 9e324649e30e3
Rape, when it does happen, is awful, the woman is scarred, traumatised, she’s been violated etc. etc., the man etc.
Okay for one you’re overlooking the many female rapists that exist and the fact that male rapists usually have more personal reasons behind their actions besides “base instincts”
and: But it’s a stupid persumption anyway, and the moment she says ‘no’, the man should be able to have the common sense not to go any further.
You assume she says no before they even start, imagine, you’re going at it for a hour, and just before you finish she say no, you think you’ll be able to stop “the moment she says no”? If she says no before sure, but women are great at waiting at the last moment to say anything, mainly because they like the power of it.
January 13th, 2008 at 10:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 0484bf1246f02
Sorry, you’re right. Like I said before, presuming it only happens to woman is stupid and ignorant. And I still find a woman lying about being raped and ruining a mans life more personal and vindictive than an actual rape.The man will lose everything, his reputation will be shattered, if he’s married his wife will leave him, his friends will disown him, if he has kids he might not ever see them again. If a woman is raped people will sympathise for her, she’ll be traumatised but she’ll have the support of everyone she knows. The man will be the monster, while the woman will be the victim.
Okay, well, if she waits until you’re almost finished then there’s not really any point in it. I was presuming she said no before they start, because waiting until they’ve finished is stupid, and makes no sense. No women with an ounce of common sense would wait that long. And obviously, some woman have no common sense.