Rape!

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Women think that they somehow own rape — as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.

Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.

More men than women are raped every year. I, Dick Masterson, am taking back rape like I took back the vote. It’s a man thing and women aren’t allowed to have an opinion on it.

Rape is one of the most underreported crimes in the world. That’s because women don’t really give a shit about it. I sat on my seatbelt one time. It sucked and I was sore for a bit, but I cranked some metal all the way to work and by the time I got there, I didn’t give a shit. That’s basically the same as women and rape. They just need an extra long shower.

Extra long showers are metal for women.

Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police. If women love to hate rape so much, then why do they constantly miss the opportunity to do something about it? Because they’re women. If rolling her eyes doesn’t fix the problem, it’s passed to the nearest man.

More men are raped every year than women. When I decided that, I was initially shocked at the statistics, which indicated the opposite: that I was wrong.

Prison rape statistics put the annual number of prisoner rape at approximately 7,000 a year. The average number of women who are “sexually assaulted” every year is 200,780.

That’s a big fucking difference. Like a wedding or menopause, it looks like women should own rape and be able to say whatever they want about it. However, like usual when dealing with women, I knew there was some bullshit afoot with that staggering 200,000.

When I forced my man-probe of investigation into this data, I discovered that “sexual assault” is not the same as rape. Apparently women aren’t going by the long-established and very manly Clinton definition of “sexual” when they define “assault”. If it didn’t fit, you must acquit.

64,080 of sexual assaults involve actual rape. And a staggeringly low 26% of these rapes were committed by an actual stranger.

A roommate who drinks all your beer isn’t a thief, he’s just a dick. A younger brother who burns your toys isn’t an arsonist, he’s just a dick. A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.

26% of 64,000 rape victims is 16,640 women. Getting your boob grabbed on the subway isn’t rape.

A woman might think these pruning measures should be applied to my prison man-rape statistics, but if anything, prison rape is probably more underreported than regular rape.

I have something I call the Treasure Map of Truth that I use when dealing with women. Step one is determining what women actually mean with a word like “sexually”. They never mean what you think they mean. Step two means figuring out how much of it was her fault. It’s usually very high. In this case, 74%. And step three is see where she’s lying her fucking ass off.

Less than half of accused rapists are convicted. 54% to be mancise. That means any man accused of and arrested for rape is likely to not have done shit. Can anyone say Duke Lacrosse?

If 54% of rapes didn’t actually happen, then that reported 16,640 goes down to 7,654.

If I was a woman, that’s where I would stop. 7,654 women and 6,908 men are raped every year and it looks like women barely squeaked out a majority on this one. That doesn’t mean it’s theirs, but it does make me wrong, which I’m much more concerned about.

By all conservative estimates, 10% of rape victims are male. That means the final rape statistics for any given year are 7,750 men and 6,750 women.

Men are better than women.

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  1. MansVoice Says:

    Fuck you both Clair and Jessica.

    Read my post.

    MansVoice said:

    If you deliberately put yourself in a position to sexual assault, arent you encouraging it? Common sense dictates that if you are *SO* against rape, you actually take precautions against it.

    The key word being DELIBERATE. Learn to read.

    Evidently, Jessica, you werent a slut so why did you feel it a need to reply to my attack on sluts who dress provocatively? Eh? Some women *do* encourage rapes by their loose actions, others dont. I am condemning Clair’s POV that it is never the victim’s fault. Sorry, I dont buy that.

  2. MansVoice Says:

    And Clair, you dont know what it means to be a true alpha so please dont go around discrediting real men because of one punk ass jerk.

  3. Clair Says:

    Fuck head read my post. I said that I know her story isn’t what you were talking about.

    What, you couldn’t apologize to her? You apologized and GROVELED to some guy when he thought that you had a go at him, why not extend that courtesy to someone that was actually hurt?

    But wait MansVoice, what if her jeans were low cut and she had asinglet….did she invite that kind of fucked abuse? Fuck you, no.

    You’re a fuck head. It is NEVER the victims fault. Yes the victim can put themselves at a higher risk, but it’s not their fault they got raped. The rapist is the only one to blame. Any one who thinks that the rapist is at no fault or at a lesser fault because they were tempted can go to hell. Fuck heads.

  4. Clair Says:

    MansVoice said:

    And Clair, you dont know what it means to be a true alpha so please dont go around discrediting real men because of one punk ass jerk.

    He deserves to die.

  5. MansVoice Says:

    FUCK YOU, if her story isnt what I posted, dont direct your fucking sob-story to me. I have never said it was *completely* the victim’s fault but I believe that they too should bear responsibility. Disagree? I cant give a shit.

  6. MansVoice Says:

    Clair said:He deserves to die.

    Rape isnt murder. Unlike you, I dont think emotionally.

  7. Clair Says:

    MansVoice said:

    Clair said:He deserves to die.

    Rape isnt murder. Unlike you, I dont think emotionally.

    He deserves to die on the basis that he is a threat to society. It’s more altruistic than egotistical. Yes, I’ll admit I am a consequentialist-egoist, but rapists should be killed because they pose a severe threat to society, and it provides some kind of retribution for the victim (and out comes the consequentialist-egoist in me) .

    The victim never bears responsibility. End of story. The only time it is their fault is if they know there is a room full of rapists, so they walk in voluntarily and flirt with them all barely clothed and know they are going to get raped. Then I guess it’s not rape. Because it’s consensual on a level isn’t it? Fine then, the victim never ever bears responsibility.

  8. Ms Human Says:

    Occurrence of Rape
    Rape is a serious problem in the United States today. The United States has the highest rape rate among countries which report such statistics. It is 4 times higher than that of Germany, 13 times higher than that of England and 20 times higher than that of Japan.
    Women are 10 times more likely than men to be victims of sexual assault (National Crime Victimization Survey, 1997). A study among college women has shown that 1 out of every 5 college age women report being forced to have sexual intercourse. (1995 National College Health Risk Behaviour Survey) 22% of all women say that they have been forced to do sexual things against their will, where only 3% of men admit to ever forcing themselves on a woman. (Laumann, 1994)
    Reporting Statistics
    Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police (Rape in America: A Report to the Nation. 1992). In 1995 there were 97,460 rapes reported to law enforcement officials. At a 16% reporting rate, this means that there were actually closer to 649,733 rapes in the United States. Along the same lines, the number of rapes reported in New York state in 1996 was 20,911. At a 16% reporting rate, this means the actual number of rapes was closer to 139,406. (Computerized Criminal History, Feb. 1998)
    The rate of false reports of rape is approximately 2 - 3% which is no different than that for other crimes. This is different than the 8% of reports which are unfounded. This means that in 8% of the rape cases reported the investigators or prosecutors deemed that the case was not prosecutable for any number of reasons. Only 2 - 3% of the reports however were fabricated stories.

    Victim Characteristics
    1 in 3 sexual assault victims are under the age of 12 (Snyder & Sickmund, 1999) and convicted rape and sexual assault offenders report that 2/3 of their victims were under the age of 18. Among victims age 18 – 29 (National Crime Victimization Survey, Criminal Victimization, 1996)
    Any body could take these FACTS and twist them if they wish – as you have done Dick however it doesn’t make it true. You accuse people of not having statistics to back up their positions when in fact neither do you- you just have your own distorted twisted statistics that mean squat.

    Rape is about men wanting control over women – It is about the mans feelings of inadequacy not about sex at all. That is a fact.

  9. MansVoice Says:

    I agree with most of what you wish to say except for the “unreported rapes” bit - How is that going to be proven?

    Btw, one of the reasons why Singapore has one of the lowest rapes count (100 out of a population of 4 million, do the maths), is because the women here ensure that they arent potential victims. Seriously, you want to prevent rape? Then, solve it in a pragmatic manner - The victim should take steps to prevent rape form occuring (no drunken sleepovers, no slut clothes etc) and the penalty for rape should be severe. Here in Singapore, rapists are caned to serve as a strong deterrent.

    I dont give a shit about what is being said about a woman’s pro choice. Pro-choice doesnt mean pro-whore or pro-slut. You wanna fuck around like a whore, you are going to get fucked.

  10. Geeza Says:

    Ms Human said:

    Rape is about men wanting control over women – It is about the mans feelings of inadequacy not about sex at all. That is a fact.

    That isnt a fact at all. Thats an opinion.

  11. Clair Says:

    It is an opinion. The again, the most accepted theory about rapists I’m sre people would call a theory. Generally, rapists are thought to be inclined to rape because they yearn, for power and dominance.

  12. Geeza Says:

    Clair said:

    It is an opinion. The again, the most accepted theory about rapists I’m sre people would call a theory. Generally, rapists are thought to be inclined to rape because they yearn, for power and dominance.

    That is the theory most readily promoted by feminists as they do not want to associate ’sex’ with rape because sex implies pleasure. Its stupid, but then thats feminists for you.

  13. Clair Says:

    It makes sense though, don’t you think? Why else would they do it?

  14. Geeza Says:

    Clair said:

    It makes sense though, don’t you think? Why else would they do it?

    I hate answering questions with a question, but why do murderers commit murder? There is no one simplistic reason. There are a variety of reasons and it would be stupid to simplify a criminal behaviour if you want to understand it. Yet that is what feminists do.

    What feminists try to do is ignore the ’sexual’ aspect of rape completely and project the ‘violation’ aspect only. And there is a reason why they do that.

    I’ll add abit more to this tomorrow. I’m done for today.

  15. Ms Human Says:

    Geeza said:

    Ms Human said:

    Rape is about men wanting control over women – It is about the mans feelings of inadequacy not about sex at all. That is a fact.

    That isnt a fact at all. Thats an opinion.

    Still a fact - when studies have aked why men rape the answer was overwhelmingly not about sex and about power - nothing to do with dunkeness the way a woman was dressed or acted. Please educate you self before you look even more foolish. Women and men alike do not invite rape ever, rape is inflicted apon them usually by people who want to be powerful for a moment in time- because they are week have small little minds and can’t get off any other normal way.

  16. Ms Human Says:

    Geeza said:

    Clair said:

    It is an opinion. The again, the most accepted theory about rapists I’m sre people would call a theory. Generally, rapists are thought to be inclined to rape because they yearn, for power and dominance.

    That is the theory most readily promoted by feminists as they do not want to associate ’sex’ with rape because sex implies pleasure. Its stupid, but then thats feminists for you.

    No not promoted by feminists- in fact quoted by men and spoken by male rapists - see above.

  17. Doubt Says:

    Ms Human said:
    Still a fact - when studies have aked why men rape the answer was overwhelmingly not about sex and about power - nothing to do with dunkeness the way a woman was dressed or acted.

    Studies? What the fuck are you talking about? Studies claim that 1/4 college students goes out and gets herself raped, and that it’s somehow a man’s fault when a bitch vomits her character up on the sidewalk.
    Guess what? You’re not hot shit, bitch. Having a taco does not make you the greatest thing alive. Stop exploiting your gender to compensate for your ineptitude and shortcomings.
    It’s you! You are the reason nobody likes you! You are the reason all of the ‘good ones’ would take a 21-year-old clean Thai concubine over some 14 or 39-year-old western bitch with five strands of herpes!
    Why can’t you take responsibility for fucking yourself over? If you avoid responsibility and demand everything be handed to you, you’ll be stupid, devoid of character, and immature. That’s life, whore.

  18. Doubt Says:

    Ms Human said:
    No not promoted by feminists- in fact quoted by men and spoken by male rapists - see above.

    Right, it seems all of the pamphlets can be traced back to a photocopier at the women’s studies building on campus.
    Stupid, stupid, stupid little whore. You make yourself look dumber and dumber - try using ‘unkowen’ and see what that does for you!
    Hell, impersonate a man! That’ll show how proud you are of them fatass titties!

  19. MansVoice Says:

    Thats bullshit. Feminists are the ones who promoted this “rape is about power concept” to make the crime more devious. Cant rape be about sex or pleasure? Isnt that logical?

  20. Clair Says:

    MansVoice said:

    Thats bullshit. Feminists are the ones who promoted this “rape is about power concept” to make the crime more devious. Cant rape be about sex or pleasure? Isnt that logical?

    What kind of normal, mentally sound human being gets pleasure out of violating another’s rights?

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