Rape!
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Women think that they somehow own rape — as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.
Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.
More men than women are raped every year. I, Dick Masterson, am taking back rape like I took back the vote. It’s a man thing and women aren’t allowed to have an opinion on it.
Rape is one of the most underreported crimes in the world. That’s because women don’t really give a shit about it. I sat on my seatbelt one time. It sucked and I was sore for a bit, but I cranked some metal all the way to work and by the time I got there, I didn’t give a shit. That’s basically the same as women and rape. They just need an extra long shower.
Extra long showers are metal for women.
Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police. If women love to hate rape so much, then why do they constantly miss the opportunity to do something about it? Because they’re women. If rolling her eyes doesn’t fix the problem, it’s passed to the nearest man.
More men are raped every year than women. When I decided that, I was initially shocked at the statistics, which indicated the opposite: that I was wrong.
Prison rape statistics put the annual number of prisoner rape at approximately 7,000 a year. The average number of women who are “sexually assaulted” every year is 200,780.
That’s a big fucking difference. Like a wedding or menopause, it looks like women should own rape and be able to say whatever they want about it. However, like usual when dealing with women, I knew there was some bullshit afoot with that staggering 200,000.
When I forced my man-probe of investigation into this data, I discovered that “sexual assault” is not the same as rape. Apparently women aren’t going by the long-established and very manly Clinton definition of “sexual” when they define “assault”. If it didn’t fit, you must acquit.
64,080 of sexual assaults involve actual rape. And a staggeringly low 26% of these rapes were committed by an actual stranger.
A roommate who drinks all your beer isn’t a thief, he’s just a dick. A younger brother who burns your toys isn’t an arsonist, he’s just a dick. A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.
26% of 64,000 rape victims is 16,640 women. Getting your boob grabbed on the subway isn’t rape.
A woman might think these pruning measures should be applied to my prison man-rape statistics, but if anything, prison rape is probably more underreported than regular rape.
I have something I call the Treasure Map of Truth that I use when dealing with women. Step one is determining what women actually mean with a word like “sexually”. They never mean what you think they mean. Step two means figuring out how much of it was her fault. It’s usually very high. In this case, 74%. And step three is see where she’s lying her fucking ass off.
Less than half of accused rapists are convicted. 54% to be mancise. That means any man accused of and arrested for rape is likely to not have done shit. Can anyone say Duke Lacrosse?
If 54% of rapes didn’t actually happen, then that reported 16,640 goes down to 7,654.
If I was a woman, that’s where I would stop. 7,654 women and 6,908 men are raped every year and it looks like women barely squeaked out a majority on this one. That doesn’t mean it’s theirs, but it does make me wrong, which I’m much more concerned about.
By all conservative estimates, 10% of rape victims are male. That means the final rape statistics for any given year are 7,750 men and 6,750 women.
Men are better than women.
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Do Not Pass Go
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November 19th, 2007 at 5:40 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Neanderthals were actually more complex then commonly thought.
November 19th, 2007 at 6:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 4076eab7a5c7e
You are fucked in the head. So if the majority of rapists are men, that means what exactly? Than men can have no sympathy for rape victims and in fact actually support rapists ?
Men have been protecting women from rape and punishing rapists long before feminism ever came along.
All feminism has done is used ‘rape’ as a slogan against men and you’ve swallowed the slogan big time.
November 19th, 2007 at 6:14 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Ooooh someones gotten all defensive and irrational. hehe. Go back calmly and read what I wrote. I didn’t say all men were rapists, nor did I imply it. You’ve resorted to making up things in your head to make your argument rational. Your fighting a lost cause mate, I don’t think all men are rapists. I’ve said it before, even if I have bad experiences with men or hear of them, I don’t hold all men accountable. I wouldn’t do what you guys are doing.
November 19th, 2007 at 7:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 4076eab7a5c7e
I dont need to scroll across the acres of garbage you’ve posted to know you’ve written a load of nonsense and I dont need to stick a bunch of ooohhs and hehes to prove I’m calm either.
When I asked you how do you think men feel about rapists, the first thing you responded with was:
Try reading your own posts.
If by lost cause you mean yourself then maybe you’re right.
November 19th, 2007 at 7:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 422940479a69d
I have quite a complex view on the whole rape issue.
Check my blog http://www.decayingsword.mabtw.com and click on the Rape article.
Hey I’m just hanging out, chilling. Tried to be rational with you grrrl but you be trippin hard with all the defensive feminist lesbian sheeeet aaaaaaight? *smokes a fat doobie*
November 20th, 2007 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7208ff8e4186a
Oh, and that same rapist should take absolutely no blame? That rapist isn’t scum?
November 20th, 2007 at 8:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
ummm…what??
November 20th, 2007 at 10:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58f66b0866fa9
Good!
That isn’t what he said but since you’re a dingy female who can’t comprehend simple conversation you are not welcome here.
Now fuk off.
November 20th, 2007 at 10:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
The bit in bold points to the reason for a lot of “Rapes” and I use the word loosely. I have seen it all and, although I hate rapists, I understand what goes through a man’s mind when he sees these sluts out on the town with their tits, cunts and arses hanging out. They ply them with drinks, get them out of their face, fuck ‘em in the park on the way home and leave them in the bushes (figuratively, not literally). The girl comes round and thinks she’s been raped and so squeals like a stuck pig. No way was it rape but the man will likely go to prison for it when he shouldn’t because….this is where I use a phrase you will hate………
SHE ASKED FOR IT !!!
The man who fucked her may have taken advantage of her but then she put herself in that position to start with when she got ready to go out for the night and picked what she would wear. I have no sympathy for girls like that, only sympathy for them poor bloke caught up in it.
The ones I feel sorry for are those who go around minding their own business and then some low-life scum jumps out, grabs her, and rapes her at knifepoint. That is rape and that man should have his balls crushed in a vice without anaesthetic.
November 20th, 2007 at 11:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
A girl has every right to wear what she likes. Are you saying men are so primitive that they see human flesh and can’t control themselves? Coz if you are, then stop getting angry at the feminists that call men animals, coz thats effectively what they are if they can’t control themselves.
A rape victim is never at fault. The rapists is the fuck head whose brain resides in its genitals. So what if the girl is wearing a cute lil skirt? Do you see women drugging and raping men when they see them walking about with no shirt on? No. So what the fucks the difference? Nothing.
November 20th, 2007 at 11:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae7375fd8a8b8
Never at fault? HHAHAHA, get real.
They may not be sluts but gee, they sure are wearing that uniform.
November 20th, 2007 at 11:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
You are such a stupid fucking bitch I don’t know why I am even bothering to reply to you. I will make it short and to the point.
REREAD MY POST!!
The situation I outlined is NOT rape!!! For fuck’s sake, are all the bitches in Oz this thick?
That the silly cow was so out of her fucking face she cant remember what she was doing, doesn’t mean she was raped.
Clair, fuck off and don’t even bother replying to me. You’re a cunt and you just prove Dick right with every post you make. Do yourself a favour and fuck off Dick’s site.
November 20th, 2007 at 11:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
No, a rape victim is never never EVER at fault. So what if some girl is wearing a short skirt, she is not in control of the person that raped her. So what if some guy a fish net shirt (I dunno what the equivalent for a shirt skirt on a guy is) The person that raped him/her is at fault. They should have been in control, responsible and not a control obsessed, power hungry, horny fuck face.
November 21st, 2007 at 12:08 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
I have to agree with MV here.
Sure, a girl should be able to do cartwheels naked down the street and be safe from being touched but the fact of the matter is that in today’s society she isn’t safe doing that. Therefore she should know that if she dresses, shall we say, provocatively (I’ll refrain from saying ‘like a slut’), then she must realise that she may well be inviting the kind of attention she doesn’t want. In this kind of situation she bears some of the blame.
What does a predator in the animal kingdom do? It looks for the weakest and possibly the smallest to attack. In other words, the one that is most inviting and will offer the least resistance.
The same goes for men because, unfortunately, there are predators out there and if a girl dresses up like a lion’s dinner then she is going to end up a lion’s dinner.
Forewarned is forearmed - if a girl ignores that warning then she carries some responsibility, like it or not.
November 21st, 2007 at 12:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 1815ed580b7ab
If you deliberately put yourself in a position to sexual assault, arent you encouraging it? Common sense dictates that if you are *SO* against rape, you actually take precautions against it.
November 21st, 2007 at 12:32 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
Spot on, MV.
November 21st, 2007 at 1:21 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
To give an example:
Who, in their right mind, would walk through Harlem wearing a KKK outfit chanting 1960’s racist slogans?
The principle is the same concerning rape. Don’t put yourself in a position of vulnerability, or at least take the necessary steps to avoid a nasty situation.
November 21st, 2007 at 1:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 00e54a8ed69ee
Are you kidding me? When I was 17 years old I was raped by my ex boyfriend, no I didnt ask for it, and I assumed I was taking every precaution to prevent something happening to me, How was I supposed to know that someone I was close to at one point in time would do something like this too me? I have to live with this reality everyday, I have scars on the inside of my thighs from where he took a knife and cut my jeans off, thats right JEANS, I wasnt dressed like a slut I never have, and never will! I have scars on my face and one behind my ear, but i didnt deserve what happened to me, he was a perverted person and all i wanted to do was end the relationship, because he felt that since I was his girlfriend, it was MY JOB to have sex with him! and at 17 i wasnt ready for that! so before you sit here and speak your opinion about “O she was askin for it” think if this was your daughter or neice or any young girl that you knew for that matter!! so before you sit here and give your opinion think about other situations that might have happened, no matter how much you wan tto believe this it is human nature to lie and deny something if you know its going to cause you trouble, regardless of gender. The reason why there are so many men being raped, is 99% of those happen in prison, by other MEN!!! and they have obviously done something stupid to end up there, not saying they deserve it because no one does, but I think you get the point, most men raped in prsion are child molestors, and rapist themselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21st, 2007 at 1:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 00e54a8ed69ee
You have never been raped so you cant relate and you dont know what it feels like!!! its stealing innocence!!! Your a prick, and obviously dont have and god damn comman sense!!
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:37 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
See MansVoice, be more careful. Yes I know, her situation wasn’t what you were talking about, but you ave to be careful when you talk about such touchy topics. You may as well just spat in this girls face and laughed at her misfortune. Chances are though you would call this girl a slut, oh and was the guy an alpha? Like you wanna be? I mean he had the guts to stand up to a woman.
Jess, I’m really sorry that’s happened to you. It’s never ever ever ever EVER the victims fault. It wasn’t your fault. Even if you were wearing a mini skirt it wouldn’t have been your fault. He’s the fuck head.