Rape!
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Women think that they somehow own rape — as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.
Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.
More men than women are raped every year. I, Dick Masterson, am taking back rape like I took back the vote. It’s a man thing and women aren’t allowed to have an opinion on it.
Rape is one of the most underreported crimes in the world. That’s because women don’t really give a shit about it. I sat on my seatbelt one time. It sucked and I was sore for a bit, but I cranked some metal all the way to work and by the time I got there, I didn’t give a shit. That’s basically the same as women and rape. They just need an extra long shower.
Extra long showers are metal for women.
Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police. If women love to hate rape so much, then why do they constantly miss the opportunity to do something about it? Because they’re women. If rolling her eyes doesn’t fix the problem, it’s passed to the nearest man.
More men are raped every year than women. When I decided that, I was initially shocked at the statistics, which indicated the opposite: that I was wrong.
Prison rape statistics put the annual number of prisoner rape at approximately 7,000 a year. The average number of women who are “sexually assaulted” every year is 200,780.
That’s a big fucking difference. Like a wedding or menopause, it looks like women should own rape and be able to say whatever they want about it. However, like usual when dealing with women, I knew there was some bullshit afoot with that staggering 200,000.
When I forced my man-probe of investigation into this data, I discovered that “sexual assault” is not the same as rape. Apparently women aren’t going by the long-established and very manly Clinton definition of “sexual” when they define “assault”. If it didn’t fit, you must acquit.
64,080 of sexual assaults involve actual rape. And a staggeringly low 26% of these rapes were committed by an actual stranger.
A roommate who drinks all your beer isn’t a thief, he’s just a dick. A younger brother who burns your toys isn’t an arsonist, he’s just a dick. A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.
26% of 64,000 rape victims is 16,640 women. Getting your boob grabbed on the subway isn’t rape.
A woman might think these pruning measures should be applied to my prison man-rape statistics, but if anything, prison rape is probably more underreported than regular rape.
I have something I call the Treasure Map of Truth that I use when dealing with women. Step one is determining what women actually mean with a word like “sexually”. They never mean what you think they mean. Step two means figuring out how much of it was her fault. It’s usually very high. In this case, 74%. And step three is see where she’s lying her fucking ass off.
Less than half of accused rapists are convicted. 54% to be mancise. That means any man accused of and arrested for rape is likely to not have done shit. Can anyone say Duke Lacrosse?
If 54% of rapes didn’t actually happen, then that reported 16,640 goes down to 7,654.
If I was a woman, that’s where I would stop. 7,654 women and 6,908 men are raped every year and it looks like women barely squeaked out a majority on this one. That doesn’t mean it’s theirs, but it does make me wrong, which I’m much more concerned about.
By all conservative estimates, 10% of rape victims are male. That means the final rape statistics for any given year are 7,750 men and 6,750 women.
Men are better than women.
Step 1
Step 2
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Do Not Pass Go
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October 2nd, 2007 at 5:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 8c8553e6cee5f
Thats because men have the damn balls to admit it when they are wrong. Men are better than women at admitting their guilt.
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: a281a32be3004
Yes I would, but I’m sorry, you CAN castrate a woman. Castrate is to render one impotent. So by removing a females ovaries is to effectively castrate her.
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Clair the problem with your theory is simple. So many women cry wolf millions of men not guilty of rape would be castrated.
Women can still do it without ovaries. Men find it extremely difficult to without testicles. So some she-rapist whore could still get laid. So in effect women could still function but most men couldn’t later on. So basically your not doing much to punish the woman.
Your response is typical. When an issue allegedly effects women more than men, we are supposed to go to extreme measures to fix it. Forget common sense. Just another way for a woman to get a lighter punishment.
Forgive me if I think your a fucking idiot.
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Mike you’re bang on. Not only can a woman still get pleasure from sex after removal of ovaries, she can even bear children via egg donation.
To give women an equivalent punishment to castration is pretty tough to conceive of. A complete hysterectomy wouldn’t do it. Nor even removal of ovaries and fallopian tubes and a clitoridectomy. She’d still be able to give conventional sexual pleasure to a partner which a castrated heterosexual man couldn’t do.
To give a woman equivalent punishment would require an almost medieval level of viciousness.
-wolfe
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 40c38a0aed6c0
No, I just want to kill him. It doesen’t take a genius to understand that, and you suck at sarcasm…
P Coderch
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 40c38a0aed6c0
Wow…this worthless spooge-dumpster just called my mother a cunt. Well, she’s right that my mother is a cunt, but I’d still fucking kill you for mentioning that. Just because I agree with you does not mean that I give you the right to insult my family, you stupid fucking piece of cockroach turd!
P Coderch
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 40c38a0aed6c0
My purpose is to kill her, or at least to inflict as much physical damage to her body as I possibly can. Your gay insinuations only prove three things:
1. You are uncreative and suck as sarcasm.
2. You are a homophobe.
3. You do the same thing you accuse me of doing: insulting me insted of arguing.
Hope this helsp.
P coderch
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 40c38a0aed6c0
STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSHES, YOU FAGGOT. ARE YOU GOING TO FIGHT ME OR NOT? WHAT ARE YOU SO FUCKING AFRAID OF IF I’M AS PATHETIC AS YOU SAY I AM? I THINK YOUR SILENCE TO MY CHALLENGE SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT YOUR MANHOOD, OR BETTER YET, ABOUT YOUR LACK THEREOF. I THINK THAT I HAVE PROVEN MY POINT ABOUT WHO’S THE REAL MAN BETWEEN ME AND YOU, SINCE I HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR AND HAVE CHALLENGED YOU OPENLY, WHILE YOU PUT YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND RAN AWAY FROM MY CHALLENGE LIKE THE BITCH I KNEW YOU WERE. KEEP TELLING TO YOURSELF THAT YOU’RE MORE OF A MAN THAN I AM, BUT THE ONLY ONE YOU’RE FOOLING IS YOURSELF. DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW THAT I’M RIGHT.
P Coderch
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 422940479a69d
Now that’s manly.
October 3rd, 2007 at 5:52 am - IP Man-Hash: a281a32be3004
Ok then. All rapists should be punished with physical brutality.
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
Haha.
Everyone knows rapists get gang-raped in prison and sometimes castrated.
What they fucking deserve. However, if they’re innocent then the woman deserves to BE raped.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Then what happens when they are found inoccent, as so many men are, can we now punish the people who wrongly accused the man?
I’ll bet you say no to that one Clair.. double standard anyone!
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
If she says that no harm was done, hahahaha.
Fuck her.
People branded as rapists get no love. And even if she admits to lying, they still dont.
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: a281a32be3004
Then what happens when they are found inoccent, as so many men are, can we now punish the people who wrongly accused the man?
I’ll bet you say no to that one Clair.. double standard anyone!
…..You did a really bad job trying to answer for me. I guess thats just what you wanted t hear, because my answer varies drastically from what you think I think. I said “All rapists should be punished with physical brutality”. I wasn’t saying people accused of being rapists should be punished but ACTUAL rapists. And yes. Any person who cries rape falsely should also be punished. Like Necroswordsman said, “if they’re innocent then the woman deserves to BE raped”. Same goes for men.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Then what happens when they are found inoccent, as so many men are, can we now punish the people who wrongly accused the man?
I’ll bet you say no to that one Clair.. double standard anyone!
…..You did a really bad job trying to answer for me. I guess thats just what you wanted t hear, because my answer varies drastically from what you think I think. I said “All rapists should be punished with physical brutality”. I wasn’t saying people accused of being rapists should be punished but ACTUAL rapists. And yes. Any person who cries rape falsely should also be punished. Like Necroswordsman said, “if they’re innocent then the woman deserves to BE raped”. Same goes for men.
But they dont Clair, they dont get punished, and you know it. You sit there and condem rapist and talk about punishment, but you fail to address the fact that women do not get punished for false rape accusations. You also fail to address the very large percentage of fasle rape accusations compared to actual rape.
So if you want the actual rapist to get punished, first we have to stop all the false accusations, but you dont want to deal with that issue do you. Untill that issues is addressed, we will never see justice.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
P Coderch Wolfe’s silence has said more about him than your tirade. He hasn’t tucked his tail between his legs and run.
More like he has sat their and laughed his ass off at your verbal ineptitude. I can’t help but note how you always mention something between his legs.
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: a281a32be3004
Ummm….What were you reading?? I don’t address that women don’t get punished..? “Like Necroswordsman said, “if they’re innocent then the woman deserves to BE raped”. Same goes for men.” Thats from my previous post. This indicates that I have acknowledged that their are people that falsely cry rape, and it advocates punishment.
I “fail” to “address the very large percentage of fasle rape accusations compared to actual rape”? I didn’t need to mention statistics. I simply stated an opinion - a right opinion. Therefore I didn’t fail.
“…first we have to stop all the false accusations…”. Agreed. However, thats going to be a little hard considering the overwhelming amount of assholes out there.
“but you dont want to deal with that issue do you.” Who says? You? What makes you think I don’t? I think it’s a very grave issue that needs to be addressed.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: b660b3cf6f151
No, he has backed down from a DIRECT challenge from me, which goes to show that he’s unmanly. As for my “verbal ineptitude”, well, first of all English is not my first language. Secondly, this may or may not be true. Compared to Dickens, probably, but it I still write the English language better than 99% of your stupid countrymen. And finally, I think it’s funny that you guys proclaim to not being homophobic, and yet you try to make homosexual insinuations to imply that I’m not manly. Hypocrisy much? Yes, it is.
P Coderch
October 4th, 2007 at 12:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 3b133c471e869
It’s probably best to just ignore this Coderch as there’s nothing to be gained by responding to his irrationality. Wolfe knows this, obviously.
Personally, I’d never bring a knife to a gunfight…or a big loud mouth for that matter.
October 4th, 2007 at 1:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
The reason I question you Clair, is because you may seem to be for justice, true justice, but there is always a “but” in your reasoning.
You say that women should be punished, but you dont go into detail, you only go into detail about what men are doing.
It’s like when you read a story about a women teacher molesting a student, the media calls it a “relationship”, but if its a man who did it, then the media calls it molesting or sexual assault.
That is the same kind of tone you use, you claim to be for justice, when you really just want to see men get burned.
It’s also like the title IX, look at the surveys done, almost every women interviewed will say it discriminates againts men, BUT it helps women so they think it’s ok.
Total fucking crap!