Rape!
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Women think that they somehow own rape — as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.
Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.
More men than women are raped every year. I, Dick Masterson, am taking back rape like I took back the vote. It’s a man thing and women aren’t allowed to have an opinion on it.
Rape is one of the most underreported crimes in the world. That’s because women don’t really give a shit about it. I sat on my seatbelt one time. It sucked and I was sore for a bit, but I cranked some metal all the way to work and by the time I got there, I didn’t give a shit. That’s basically the same as women and rape. They just need an extra long shower.
Extra long showers are metal for women.
Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police. If women love to hate rape so much, then why do they constantly miss the opportunity to do something about it? Because they’re women. If rolling her eyes doesn’t fix the problem, it’s passed to the nearest man.
More men are raped every year than women. When I decided that, I was initially shocked at the statistics, which indicated the opposite: that I was wrong.
Prison rape statistics put the annual number of prisoner rape at approximately 7,000 a year. The average number of women who are “sexually assaulted” every year is 200,780.
That’s a big fucking difference. Like a wedding or menopause, it looks like women should own rape and be able to say whatever they want about it. However, like usual when dealing with women, I knew there was some bullshit afoot with that staggering 200,000.
When I forced my man-probe of investigation into this data, I discovered that “sexual assault” is not the same as rape. Apparently women aren’t going by the long-established and very manly Clinton definition of “sexual” when they define “assault”. If it didn’t fit, you must acquit.
64,080 of sexual assaults involve actual rape. And a staggeringly low 26% of these rapes were committed by an actual stranger.
A roommate who drinks all your beer isn’t a thief, he’s just a dick. A younger brother who burns your toys isn’t an arsonist, he’s just a dick. A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.
26% of 64,000 rape victims is 16,640 women. Getting your boob grabbed on the subway isn’t rape.
A woman might think these pruning measures should be applied to my prison man-rape statistics, but if anything, prison rape is probably more underreported than regular rape.
I have something I call the Treasure Map of Truth that I use when dealing with women. Step one is determining what women actually mean with a word like “sexually”. They never mean what you think they mean. Step two means figuring out how much of it was her fault. It’s usually very high. In this case, 74%. And step three is see where she’s lying her fucking ass off.
Less than half of accused rapists are convicted. 54% to be mancise. That means any man accused of and arrested for rape is likely to not have done shit. Can anyone say Duke Lacrosse?
If 54% of rapes didn’t actually happen, then that reported 16,640 goes down to 7,654.
If I was a woman, that’s where I would stop. 7,654 women and 6,908 men are raped every year and it looks like women barely squeaked out a majority on this one. That doesn’t mean it’s theirs, but it does make me wrong, which I’m much more concerned about.
By all conservative estimates, 10% of rape victims are male. That means the final rape statistics for any given year are 7,750 men and 6,750 women.
Men are better than women.
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Clair the problem with your theory is simple. So many women cry wolf millions of men not guilty of rape would be castrated.
Women can still do it without ovaries. Men find it extremely difficult to without testicles. So some she-rapist whore could still get laid. So in effect women could still function but most men couldn’t later on. So basically your not doing much to punish the woman.
Your response is typical. When an issue allegedly effects women more than men, we are supposed to go to extreme measures to fix it. Forget common sense. Just another way for a woman to get a lighter punishment.
Forgive me if I think your a fucking idiot.
Yes I would, but I’m sorry, you CAN castrate a woman. Castrate is to render one impotent. So by removing a females ovaries is to effectively castrate her.
Thats because men have the damn balls to admit it when they are wrong. Men are better than women at admitting their guilt.
If you had said “Any rapist man or woman deserves to have their tits cut off”, it might infer that you were principally referring to WOMEN as the perpetrators, or at the very least being gender neutral. But you said “castrated”.
Women can’t be “castrated”. So you were principally referring to MEN with your Hate. This observation speaks volumes about your objectivity.
How about cutting off women’s tits for molesting little boys? Would you endorse that just as quickly? If not, you are a hypocrite.
mike5150, yes. ANYONE who rapes another person should be castrated. Thats disgusting and awful.
I know some rape, isn’t even “rape”, it’s people that wake up and changed their mind. That doesn’t count, what counts actual rape.
Any rapist man or woman deserves to be castrated. I hate them all.
Clair does this apply to women who take blind drunk men home and screw them?
Rape is disgusting. But many so called rapes are nothing more than a drunk man and woman getting together. She gets ashamed of what she woke up to and cries rape.
Do you think a guy could cry this if he was drunk and woke up next to a sweat hog? Hell no. Most alleged rapes involving alcohol have nothing to do with someone passing out. Two drunk and awake people screw.
I don’t know what % of rape occurs when a person is growing up. But I do know women commit almost 40% of those.
YES! rapists should be castrated. Men and women.
Rapists should be castrated? Talk about penis envy whore. Bitch.
“A roommate who drinks all your beer isn’t a thief, he’s just a dick. A younger brother who burns your toys isn’t an arsonist, he’s just a dick. A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.”
Thats positively awful!!! How can you say that without any form of remorse?! Someone drinking your drinks and a little brother that sets your toys on fire is VERY different from someone that “fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed”. Thats makes him a rapist, that should be castrated, as all rapists should.
Womyn can stop rape by limiting their intake of phallic objects to 1 per week. Any moreso gives off the impression that you’re indifferent to sex in any form, which you probably are.
Excluding clients, oral sex, and masturbation, of course. That would be like forcing them to stop exploiting themselves for attention - it’s downright impossible!
Little misses, here’s how YOU can stop rape. Stop placing yourselves in situations that make you “very uncomfortable.” Don’t ask for tit implants for your 12th birthday. Don’t go to school naked and wonder why you get ‘unwanted* attention.’
If that’s too much, at the very least don’t dress to match your character and accept drinks from men twice your age. You’ll give off the wrong impression, even if you avoid eye contact like an aspie. Trust me.
Acting like you’re the eternal victim and loudly proclaiming that the entire man-world is against you - not helping. Rather, try to be at least the 2nd-to-last drunken, swinish, stupid, helpless, and weak whore. Unless you’ve got any stalking fantasies fucking around in your little head**, the overteased man will oviously target the easiest bang. Hell, if rape is so bad, just stay inside. You can fondle your titties all you want there, without the unwarrented social stigma.
*ie: man is not of desired race, social status, or clique
**Squee! A man devoting at least half his day to you, the perfect target for a bitch-fest with your cunt friends, no sex, more victimizing evidence for every little self-induced fuckup in your life, someone actually giving two shits about about your dull life, did I mention no sex?
Womyn can stop rape by limiting their intake of phallic objects to 1 per week.
Excluding clients, oral sex, and masturbation, of course. That would be like forcing them to stop exploiting themselves for attention - it’s downright impossible!
Little misses, here’s how YOU can stop rape. Stop placing yourselves in situations that make you “very uncomfortable.” Don’t ask for tit implants for your 12th birthday. Don’t go to school naked and wonder why you get ‘unwanted* attention.’
If that’s too much, at the very least don’t dress to match your character and accept drinks from men twice your age. You’ll give off the wrong impression, even if you avoid eye contact like an aspie. Trust me.
*ie: man is not of desired race, social status, or clique
**Miss the podcasts, Dick!
If it is rape, I am all for punishing the criminal. But if it isnt? You women easily let the woman slide off guilty free. Thats double standards for you.
hahahhahahhhahahha i read the first line and laughed tooooo hard to continue reading, more men are not raped actually.. and rape is NOT a crime against women.. its a crime against humanity.. we all should stop this stupid WAR between man and women, isteed of being feminist, sexist, rapist, and haters, and try to be humanist, and look out for each other as human beings
dick…tell that to my grandmother, my mother, my aunts: trish, melissa, kaylynn, and barbara.
fact? most actual rapes arent reported because the female is scared or noone believes her…if you dont believe that….i know personally…yes of my actual knowledge, that it isnt easy telling someone that a guy stuck his dick in you despite youre very loud no’s, scratching hitting biting…simply because of the majority of idiotic females who deserve to die who claim to have been raped but arent(i do feel for men in this case) my aunt trish is the best case for this…shes been gang raped(by friends no less) and raped by her own brother…were any of these men convicted? no because when she DID say something…everyone called her a lier. please be careful in your statistics…yes some women lie about it…mostly though they arent believed when they should be…
The Holocaust?? You’ve never seen the Crow? Or Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Or have a sense of humor? And did they really make lampshades out of people in the Holocaust? I wasn’t defending you, I had no idea who he was talking to, I just thought it was funny that he wrote in all caps. I thought all you man types were friends around here and I figured he was talking to a woman. And no, I do not need to use paragraphs…becuase this is a forum on a website…and I have to write properly in every other avenue of my life so you’re just going to have to take off your grammar police cap for now. And you think the word pussy is demeaning to women? I think I just may know a bit better than you what words are demeaning to women seeing as I am one. Pussy is just a word and anybody that would take offense to it is a little too sensitive for my liking. You seem kind of preachy just so you know…people don’t like being preached to.
P Coderch, you are saying you want a direct meeting with Wolfe. What purpose did you have in mind? Are your rational capabilities so exhausted that you feel the need to threaten physical violence or exercise some form of intimidation you believe is warranted?
If that is the case, your continued presence here can serve no interest…least of all yours. The purpose of the forum is simply rational discussion; attendance is not compulsory.
If you are inclined to be annoyed by the commentary of this forum, your best interests may well be served by not exposing yourself to any further irritation from it. Your views are welcome, but threats for whatever reason will always be inappropriate.
Good one, Mike. I don’t know why P Coderch keeps coming back for more. I really don’t.
@Jenn. I’ll be honest. While you seem to defend me, you disturb me a bit. If I’m wrong, that’s great. First, you need to use paragraphs. Second, you really shouldn’t refer to people as “pussy”. It’s demeaning to women. Yes, even here. Third, the “lampshade” remark you made is incredibly creepy and suggestive of the holocaust. Can you explain that? Fourth, were you the woman who criticized Sony for misuse of onomatope?
Did you know P Coderch has… Oh I can’t do it. Insert your own joke here. It’s like fighting the blind.
-wolfe
Geez PCodouchebag, I can’t imagine why anyone wouldn’t want to give their home address to someone as obviously mentally stable as you. Surely you realize that only people of sound mind say things such as “P.S: I am dead serious about doing this to you. Lucky you that you are not under my power” and then go on tirades in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS SO THAT WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO SERIOUS ABOUT THIS….go back to your fucking video games you pathetic waste of DNA. If my mother was as much of a cunt as yours surely was, I would probably have the same delusions of grandeur and sick torture fantasies that I am 100% sure you do….I have no patience for pyschopaths…bring it on pussy
A man trying to get another uninterested mans address over the net. Sounds like it smacks of latent homosexuality.
Yeah, I’d say that’s about right.
-wolfe
LISTEN UP, EVERYONE. THIS FAGGOT BACKED DOWN FROM A DIRECT CHALLENGE FROM ME. I DARED HIM TO GIVE ME HIS HOME ADDRESS SO THAT HE CAN SAY THIS SHIT TO MY FACE, AND SHE PUT HER TAIL BETWEEN HER LEGS AND RAN AWAY LIKE THE BITCH THAT I ALWAYS KNEW SHE WAS!!!!!!!! SO WHO’S THE REAL MAN?!!!! ME OR THIS BITCH?!!!! AT LEAST I DON’T RUN AWAY FROM A CHALLENGE LIKE THIS IDIOT FUCKER QUEER!!!! SHE KEEPS INSINUATING SHIT ABOUT MY MANHOOD WHEN SHE HERSELF HAS NONE!!!!!!!!!! NOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IS THAT?!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch