Rape!
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Women think that they somehow own rape — as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.
Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.
More men than women are raped every year. I, Dick Masterson, am taking back rape like I took back the vote. It’s a man thing and women aren’t allowed to have an opinion on it.
Rape is one of the most underreported crimes in the world. That’s because women don’t really give a shit about it. I sat on my seatbelt one time. It sucked and I was sore for a bit, but I cranked some metal all the way to work and by the time I got there, I didn’t give a shit. That’s basically the same as women and rape. They just need an extra long shower.
Extra long showers are metal for women.
Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police. If women love to hate rape so much, then why do they constantly miss the opportunity to do something about it? Because they’re women. If rolling her eyes doesn’t fix the problem, it’s passed to the nearest man.
More men are raped every year than women. When I decided that, I was initially shocked at the statistics, which indicated the opposite: that I was wrong.
Prison rape statistics put the annual number of prisoner rape at approximately 7,000 a year. The average number of women who are “sexually assaulted” every year is 200,780.
That’s a big fucking difference. Like a wedding or menopause, it looks like women should own rape and be able to say whatever they want about it. However, like usual when dealing with women, I knew there was some bullshit afoot with that staggering 200,000.
When I forced my man-probe of investigation into this data, I discovered that “sexual assault” is not the same as rape. Apparently women aren’t going by the long-established and very manly Clinton definition of “sexual” when they define “assault”. If it didn’t fit, you must acquit.
64,080 of sexual assaults involve actual rape. And a staggeringly low 26% of these rapes were committed by an actual stranger.
A roommate who drinks all your beer isn’t a thief, he’s just a dick. A younger brother who burns your toys isn’t an arsonist, he’s just a dick. A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.
26% of 64,000 rape victims is 16,640 women. Getting your boob grabbed on the subway isn’t rape.
A woman might think these pruning measures should be applied to my prison man-rape statistics, but if anything, prison rape is probably more underreported than regular rape.
I have something I call the Treasure Map of Truth that I use when dealing with women. Step one is determining what women actually mean with a word like “sexually”. They never mean what you think they mean. Step two means figuring out how much of it was her fault. It’s usually very high. In this case, 74%. And step three is see where she’s lying her fucking ass off.
Less than half of accused rapists are convicted. 54% to be mancise. That means any man accused of and arrested for rape is likely to not have done shit. Can anyone say Duke Lacrosse?
If 54% of rapes didn’t actually happen, then that reported 16,640 goes down to 7,654.
If I was a woman, that’s where I would stop. 7,654 women and 6,908 men are raped every year and it looks like women barely squeaked out a majority on this one. That doesn’t mean it’s theirs, but it does make me wrong, which I’m much more concerned about.
By all conservative estimates, 10% of rape victims are male. That means the final rape statistics for any given year are 7,750 men and 6,750 women.
Men are better than women.
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im a man and i was raped as a young child and i got over it, i dont cry every time its brough up and i dont bitch about it just for attention like women do
considering my cousin was kidnapped by 3 men, my mother was raped by her friends father, my aunt gang raped, it’s not uncommon, however at least we learn from our problems…..
I blame feminists, or as they should be called, Feminazis. Feminists (seig heil) drum up all this bleeding heart theatrics about rape and wring their hands in misery, and cue the violins to play the saddest song in the world. Then after putting enough pressure on the judge, prosecutor, and the public who become members of the jury, they railroad the accused until he’s sent to prison.
Let’s think about this… hypothetically… even if this was a GENUINE rape… a woman goes to court and faces the guy, he is found guilty, he goes off to prison for a number of months or years where he will probably be raped sometime during his stay. The cycle continues and yet these women have NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER with this. This is ILLOGICAL… However it reminds me of something a comic said, “Men will NEVER win an argument with a woman. You know why? BECAUSE MEN ARE LOGICAL!!!”
Another fine point to consider: With all these bleeding hearts about female victims, where is such fervor over the male victims? THERE ISN’T ANY!!!! I guarantee you that if you go to a rape crisis center and tell the fine feminist cunt behind the counter that you were a rape victim, she’d call all her feminist cunt friends over to the counter and they’d all laugh hysterically until they pass out like you told them the best joke they’ve ever heard, or they’d applaud triumphantly and tell you that “you got what you deserved you vile spineless sack of pig shit”. There is also a “de facto” injustice in the way rape cases are handled. If a woman went to court and claimed that 3 men slipped her a roofie, tied her up and had sex with her despite all her pleadings to stop, the men would serve 7-18 years in prison. However, if a man claimed that 3 women slipped him a roofie and a Viagra and tied him up and had sex with him because he rejected their sexual advances, the women would either get probation or a sentence of less than 7 years. And unless the victim is mentally or physically challenged, elderly, the odds are that there won’t be much of a sentence to prison. These bleeding heart Feminazis decry the fact that there’s no equality but when it comes to equality of justice they’re nothing but silent. If Mary Kay Laterneau had been MARK K. LATERNEAU sleeping with a female student, they would’ve sentenced to 7-21 years in prison. If Andrea Yates had been ANDREW YATES who drowned the kids, they would’ve given a sentence of 25 to life or maybe even the death penalty, which Texas is SO fond of. Bring this issue up to a feminist and she will see no problem at all.
All of this aside, there is one point that is BLATANTLY CLEAR, at least to me: WOMEN LOVE RAPE!! Turn on any one of the women’s television networks such as Lifetime, Lifetime Movie Network, Oxygen, or WE and what will you find there? Nothing but rape! There will be the movie about the woman whose step-father frequently whipped or molested her. Or perhaps it’ll be the one where the 20-something woman went to a bar, got falling over drunk and was raped on a pinball machine while others cheered it on. Or maybe it’ll be the one where a prosecutor, who while prosecuting a molestation case, starts acting weird and under hypnosis remembers how her father molested her. Movies not your thing? Well, lets go to the book store. Romantic novels are your interest? What about the one where her mother beats her and she moves on to have a dysfunctional romantic relationship with a guy she just meets? No? Well, try the one where the girl is the sexual substitute for her father while her mother’s battling uterine cancer. She ends up shooting him and no one believes it was murder in self-defense so she goes to prison where she is prison raped by lesbians and abused until she gets out of prison where she has faltering relationships with men. The formula for all these movies and books are the same. Girl is born, girl is molested or beaten on regular basis, girl grows to woman where she meets man who gets drunk and beats the living crap out of her. Most of these movies are a hit and the books I described are the plots of the BEST SELLING NOVELS!!! And the TV Networks tailored to women only play RAPE AND ABUSE MOVIES!!!! They do take a break every now and then to show a movie about a woman spreading her legs one too many times and gets knocked up and puts the kid up for adoption only to want it back or wanting to start over like nothing ever happened 10, 15, 18 or 20 years later. You often eat your favorite foods frequently and watch your favorite movie genre just as frequently; TV Networks go with what gets the highest ratings. So, with these things in mind, I can only come to the LOGICAL conclusion that women LOVE rape.
The only reason I went into a lengthy tirade is because I’ve been holdin those feelings in for a long long time.
Tits or gtfo
So a man who breaks into a normal families house and takes their 3 year old daughter from her bath, then rapes her and kills her then dumps her on the street, is completely justified because the bitch was asking for it by being naked in the bath and leaving the window open a crack?
I’m not saying that every case of rape is like this,but its a slippery slope and maybe you should talk to a male or female rape victim so you can understand how it feels to be degraded in this way. No one should ever have to go through the pain and terrible ordeal of a rape, but every man on this site thinks that its ok because they have a different balance of hormones? I don’t care if you can find some clever way to tell me in so many words that i’m a stupid bitch who knows nothing and what i’m saying is wrong. I as a 15 year old girl want to grow up in a world where i know that some guy won’t think its ok to rape me because my top is a bit low.
Don’t you see that saying that a women getting drunk is her asking to get raped is like saying that a man committing a crime is him asking to get raped coz he’ll probably get sent to prison? Its ridiculous and the sooner teenage boys arent brought up with these attitudes and views being pumped into their developing minds the sooner they can come up with their own opinion.
no one wants to be raped, it is completely wrong so please stop justifying it.
Men, regardless of sex taking place, a violent crime is a violent crime, and I could care less about violence toward anybody unless it were towards my family and friends. Whores especially bitch about “rape” because sex is a business to them.
The bottom line of this article is that the statistics show how most women, all normal ones, anyway, want to be fucked and the few “rapes” that get reported are those who got badly ripped off (the ones who think that they should have been trying to get more out of it).
All young women love being taken and fucked. They all love to fantasize about rape (look at this psychotic bitches first paragraph), today- to get attention from possible marks, and they always masturbate to it, too. When girls become women they start to charge for sex. Unfortunately those charges can be criminal ones if you don’t treat the whores correctly.
To all the bitches out there on mabtw.com trying to sound smart- nobody, in the right mind, would want to fuck a bitchy, internet-posting, cunt like you, anyway. Hit the treadmill.
So a man who breaks into a normal families house and takes their 3 year old daughter from her bath, then rapes her and kills her then dumps her on the street, is completely justified because the bitch was asking for it by being naked in the bath and leaving the window open a crack?
I’m not saying that every case of rape is like this,but its a slippery slope and maybe you should talk to a male or female rape victim so you can understand how it feels to be degraded in this way. No one should ever have to go through the pain and terrible ordeal of a rape, but every man on this site thinks that its ok because they have a different balance of hormones? I don’t care if you can find some clever way to tell me in so many words that i’m a stupid bitch who knows nothing and what i’m saying is wrong. I as a 15 year old girl want to grow up in a world where i know that some guy won’t think its ok to rape me because my top is a bit low.
rape [reip] noun
the crime of having sexual intercourse with a woman against her will.
actually rape’s definition is:the act of forced penetration of any bodily orifice (vaginally, anally, or orally) or forced cunillingous, involving violation of the survivor’s body and psychological person. The assault is accomplished by the use of force, the threat of force, or without force when the survivor is unable to physically or mentally give her or his consent.
If a woman seduces a man and invites him to her room, spreads her legs for him and then accuses him of rape, by definition she is a rapist. In the Mike Tyson case the wrong person went to jail.
First of all no one yet defined rape. ??? . Rape is defined as bringing someone by deception to a sexual activity. By this definition every intercourse is a rape. For ex a man says to a woman; why don’t you visit me and ill show you my stamp collection. By definition he raped her and now it’s up to women to decide, whether she liked it or not, cos if she did not like it, that sure was rape. And that is how women struggle to make the world a better place for all God’s creatures, and still wander what the f… are we men are complaining about?;)
I remember the Mike Tyson case, when he was convicted as a rapist where in fact he was the one who was raped. And no one spoke a word. Woman are so considerate and compassionate. If so, why don’t you imagine how Mike Tyson must be feeling. And multiply it by the number of men who were falsely accused of rape, served, got raped on regular base in prison. Can you imagine how big phenomenon of a crime it is? But, does any women wants to notice this phenomenon? No because they have monopoly over the rape, and according to them such a phenomenon does not exist.
By out of control issues I mean because of, just in case of confusion.
Personally I think it’s just out of control issues. I remember plenty of times in life women tried to be all “in your face” and independant only to run to the nearest man the minute trouble came up.
Quick, do what she says or her father will kick your ass!
You sound like an English
It’s Paddy de Iroish retard wit’ ’s ‘ead filled wit’ Semtex an’ ‘ oly Water: Paddy, da child molesting, half civilized cunt…
What a fascinating story. I wonder why women act like this? Desire for attention?
You think with all the attention whores around more of them will come to this topic. I mean, really. You think that with all the hooplah women throw over the subject this would get more replies but they’re too busy complaining about how they love sex and they’re not whores. Come on, it doesn’t even make it into the top blogs. Kinda good proof that women don’t care about things as long as it doesn’t hurt them, hating sex getting more attention than rape, come on.
One simply has to admire King Wang’s ability to convey profound truths about the nature of female psychology through the use of a unique sense of humour and unconventional literary style.
To state the obvious: women are brutally raped because women hate sex. After all, the only reason why rape occurs in the first place is because the overwhelming majority of women are both organically frigid and fiercely monogamous. Nevertheless, in the spirit of feminist equality, I propose that the best way to prevent rape is to train women in both the delicate practices of relaxation and the mimicry of male patterns of physical arousal in coitus. Neither karate nor mace can be counted on as deterrents that effectively prevent forcible copulation in the first place, but a woman trained in the fine art of sexual receptivity is the best line of defence against any rapist. Given the female propensity to histrionic behaviour and neurasthenia, this shouldn’t be an entirely difficult enterprise to accomplish. After all, it is certainly no secret that the best way for any woman to combat both the incidence and frequency of rape is to quickly undress and spread her legs whenever a lusty male demands it.
By the way, where is King Wang?
lol Men are better than women? I get a hearty lol from this, let me leave you fucktards with something to think about, people are stupid.
If that stupid bitch is slightly dumber than the next dumbfuck around the corner, who cares? the point is, Smart men and women are both so far and few between that you tend to not really give a fuck. fucking idiots, bet bush would be proud of you though, Int, the new dumpstat.
Yeah, you have to tell yourself I’m a woman, don’t you, arseholes?
Hahahahahahaha! Sorry dudes, but I’m one of you.
You can dish it out but you can’t take it. Grow some balls, you fucking hypocrites.
What a nasty bitch you are.
I was just imagining a camel shitting a load on your face
and you begging for more while licking your lips. Now that would be funny.
Just like a woman, when it happens to them it’s a horrible thing worth media attention and pity, when it happens to anyone else it’s a laughing matter.
Far more amusing than this article is the idea of Dick being emasculated and butt-raped with his own cock.
Now that would make me laugh.