Why Men Aren’t “Romantic”
Men aren’t romantic for the same reason we didn’t invent a sport called “Drop Rocks in a Hole.”
What’s going to happen next? Is the rock going to fall in the hole? Holy shit! Who wins?
No one. It’s just like listening to a woman. Everyone loses.
To women, “romance” is a heavily regulated choreograph of candles and shiny trinkets. Romance is flowers on Valentine’s Day. It’s remembering her favorite song after she’s told you twenty times and also put it as her ringtone. Romance is serving her a half-assed birthday breakfast in bed, or otherwise walking, not running, through a gauntlet of figurative cones like a dog for no discernible purpose other than to say you did it — and that you did it for her.
Romance means giving a woman things of no worth just so she’ll put out. Diamonds aren’t worth shit. Neither are flowers. An explanation of how Anti-lock Brake Systems work is worth something. A lesson on how maps work, no matter how condescending it is, is worth something. No woman on Earth will put out for either of those.
Men devised algebra and calculus to explain where we are in the cosmos. We discovered fire and nuclear power. We put a man on the moon. Putting fifty dollars on the charge card and running a bath does not rank in the universe of interesting things to do with our time.
If it’s so easy, why aren’t men more romantic? Like usual, the problem lies with women.
Women are simple creatures. To them, flowers showing up on the same day every year is a complicated fucking marvel like a comet would be to a primitive monkey-man. Put yourself in the place of a woman for a moment. None of them know how to call a plumber or a Pizza Hut, so they have no idea where the flowers came from. And fuck getting a job or having any money. Women have two settings when it comes to doing anything in their lives. Either it’s impossible, or it’s something she’s doing already.
That’s why women bitch instead of educating themselves or getting job skills for when their nagged-to-death husband dumps their fat ass. If she’s not already doing it, then it’s impossible.
Men aren’t “romantic” because being romantic means insulting the women we love. I wouldn’t feed my dog the same treat at the same time every day of it’s life. At best, that’s insulting to my dog’s intelligence, and at worst that’s a sick kind of emotional manipulation akin to Chinese water torture. That’s what women want though: flowers, candy, and attention in ways that are so predictable and contrived, they belong in a psychology experiment.
Our ladies deserve better than that. And since they can’t muster up any self-respect on their own, we men have to do it for them.
I’m a man. I’ll slay a dragon to get laid. But if the next dragon doesn’t have a Rubik’s cube for a face or something to assemble on it’s back, it can go fuck itself. Doing the same shit over and over again is tedious. Romance is coloring between the lines with invisible crayons.
And don’t tell me that laundry, cooking, and cleaning are tedious, like a she-octopus shooting mouth-ink all over the place in desperation. Women love all three of those things. Haven’t you seen how happy they look in the commercials?
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Not to say I don’t agree with many of the things you say on this site. Its entertaining, hilarious, and many times true. But men can be so dumb in their own fucking ways. Like for example, you get some type of satisfaction out of writing these long blogs full of bitching and complaining about women. If you’re so tired of putting up with all this bullshit, which most of the time it is bullshit from the sounds of it I agree, then date a hot bitch who has something called a life and isn’t bored and obsessed with you. If you’re so unhappy with the PATHETIC satisfaction you get out of invalidating every emotional need women have, then how about this: DUMP HER.
Sounds like “Dick” has had too many of the wrong girls who have ruined us normal women’s reputation. I say “Dick” stop chasing the wrong pussy and maybe you wouldn’t be spending up so much energy complaining about the pussy you have.
Being a sociopath isn’t so cute either…..
I hope I could develop some retrovirus that targets especifically Human female DNA and wipe all of them at once. Or have them cloned witout a nervous system, put a computer that is programmed to have sex inside their skulls and fuck the shit all of them without having to deal with their bullshit. I hate women. I really, really hate them. We men need to figure out a way to make them only deliver sex, which is the only thing they are good for anyway, and remain in a vegetable state the rest of the time. I want the bodies of women, but I don’t want the Humaness that comes with them.
P Coderch
Wow, I was just thinking that other than sex, women are completely useless. I can do my own fucking laundry and cooking, thank you.
I’m a woman and I hate Valentine’s Day, jewelry, or any of the other bull that men are “supposed” to do to prove their love. If a guy has to buy his way to your heart then your relationship isn’t worth much anyway. That being said, sometimes it’s nice to show someone that you care about them with gifts. After all, if I bought you a computer game you’ve wanted for awhile, wouldn’t you appreciate that I took enough note of your tastes and took the time to buy it for you? The same goes for women, just that we like different stuff. And no, it’s definitely not okay to buy a woman a present just to get her into bed. Here’s a secret though: We know when you’re just being nice to get laid and most of the time we want to sleep with you enough that we ignore your stupidity.
If i had to guess, i would say more then likely cause you’re really hot….but then again asking a question and giving no info the way you did. Is like telling ME to guess exactly what you were thinking an hour ago.
Why is it then every boyfriend I have had has asked me to marry them a week into the relationship? one time even the day he asked me out..
You’re arguing over a gemstone. Learn to have some respect for what others have to say. It’s true that diamonds aren’t as rare as emeralds, rubies, and sapphires, but really, have you ever seen a ring or necklace that cost under a few grand with solely those stones on them? Diamonds are much cheaper, they look less gaudy in mass quantities.
Your comment is like saying “why do people eat hamburger? Fried guinea pig is less common.” People don’t want that stuff. Common is perfectly fine, so long as it’s good.
I’ll tell you why woman like a little romance…it shows you care…ill admit..i can be insecure alot of the time and need reasurance that you care…now as far as woman expecting from men…no i dont expect it..but would appreciate it…i cook, clean, work full- time, go to school, and suprise my guy with backrubs, dinners, ciggarettes if he runs out, and other sentimental stuff, i sacrafise some nights for his basketball addiction, rather sports addiction and do not complain once….im cool with all his friends and am sweet for the most part…but yeah when i do all this for him and he can romatically suprise me with something sweet every once in a while yeah…im gonna bitch
I’m not sure, but are you talking about American women?
Most of these examples you give sound like some fat trailer trash whore and not a woman who has an education, supports herself and doesn’t rely on a man.
I know, I wasn’t trying to be sarcastic but I know. It just amazes me how they can avoid their part in it so easily so I have to ask even though the answer is obvious.
I know that has to be sarcasm mate, women don’t even return that blood diamond after breaking off the engagement. They consider it to be their entitlement. That whole princess syndrome thing we see symptoms of in every corner of western society and all.
While I’m thinking of it, while are women suddenly going on about men giving them blood diamonds after they’ve been accepting them for years?
Diamonds are worth something because companies that sell diamonds keep BILLIONS of dollars worth of diamonds in vaults to create artificial scarcity thus raising the price.
Emeralds, rubies, and sapphires are all much more rare.
I don’t know why I’m posting this because any man reading this already knows it and any woman reading it won’t understand.
I suppose it doesn’t hurt to try to teach.
Illiterate, pussy-whipped cunt…
How original.
If you hate women so much, you should start dating men.
if i had a dollar for every dollar i spent trying to keep a woman romanticly happy i wouldnt have to work again.and come to think of it none of them do.romance is another word for legal whoring
Men are more romantic than women.
They’ve pissed men off for a few too many times. They’re free ride is up and they’re going to pay back every single year a man has spent behind bars, every man told he was inferior, and every child convinced that men are obsolete when the girly-girl is the one carrying around the babymaker.
PS
PC is a cunt trying to get this site shut down, and she really needs to experience life in a sexy coed prison. Perhaps she can perfect pretending to know what an orgasm is while she gets raped like the man she wishes she was.