MIT’s New Fall Courses: Prostitution 101
There was a time when women would stand on street corners for something other than prostitution. They would stand in droves and chant silly rhymes and riddles in the cold, burn undergarments — some would even hold signs proclaiming loudly to the world that women were “equal” or as “able” as a man.
It was a silly time to be sure, and it was also a much different time to today.
Women still stand on street corners for reasons other than prostitution (even though this particular one is dressed like one), but when they hold up signs they say things like:
“Need $$ for BOOB JOB.”
With that, please welcome November’s Honorary Man of the Month!
Sarah “B cups” Buckley is a role model for women — if women could have one of those, that is. Of all the possessions on Earth, the only one that a woman does not ever want is a shinny new Role Model. Women all think that they are born perfect. And that might as well be true because they’re not going to change a goddamn thing about themselves ever anyway, so fuck it. That’s why men are so much better than women, because we grow up idolizing role models like Batman, a dashing crime fighter; or Perry Mason, a slightly less dashing crime fighter. It gives us direction and makes us better people.
Recently, Miss November stood out on a cold street corner in some big city (I think Boston, but I didn’t her rambling article in entirety) with the sign I mentioned earlier in the hopes of raising funds that would better her quality of life. Now here’s the kicker: she goes to MIT.
See, this is what I’ve been saying all along. Education and especially higher education is completely wasted on women.
Besides, MIT? Isn’t that school all about science? Please. Step away from the chalk and put your hands on your head. You have no fucking idea what you’re talking about.
How many degrees does it take for a woman to do the most significant thing she can do with her life: have a kid? It takes zero degrees. It just takes a half dozen men around to take care of all the difficult work, like delivering the baby and paying for a nanny when the obligations of watching a child watch TV become too stressful for a woman’s delicate sensibilities. She’s got a whole potential life to invent that she sacrificed for the child after all. And that takes work.
What Sarah “Not so Busty” Buckley has shown here is not necessarily courage in the face of adversity from a feminized society, but desperation against the very same — desperation for a future that is not pounding a round peg into a square hole (that’s a man’s job after all. I think we all know what I’m talking about), and desperation for the tools that will get her there; not a degree from some manstitution like MIT, but a set of jaw dropping jubblies.
Congratulations, Sarah. How oh how will you top such wacky shenanigans!
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July 27th, 2007 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 897b290c9c693
for example
Take 100 students as the popultation
exlude 50 of them b.c they have no money
take the best of the remaining 50
thats not the best of the population
i.e like mit if it costs $250,000 per year
July 27th, 2007 at 9:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
An MIT education is good, but it’s not a million dollars, dude. Swing and a miss.
July 28th, 2007 at 12:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 897b290c9c693
Sorry $75,000 per year or $250,000 overall I don’t know the figures I am quoting someone on this thread.
“Who cares?! If I criticized her fellating skills and challenged her to prove herself publicly, would she also think it’s interesting and funny to blow me in front of rush hour traffic? An education there costs about a quarter of a million dollars, and I’m so happy I could be the recipient of a quarter-million dollar blow job!”
Why does it cost $250,000 dollars. Is it supposed to have the best students or the best teachers or what ? Thats what I cannot get my head around why it is so expensive. I can go RMIT in Australia and study any engineering course I like for $28,000 in total. Yeah I am not the best at writing so I figure this is a decent place to practice (the internet that is).
So is this institution just a tool the rich use to keep themselves above the plebs ? why $250,000 for a degree ?
July 28th, 2007 at 12:21 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
I don’t understand how any young person could afford to pay off a 1/4 mill debt and attempt to buy a house/unit or pay of a car, clothe themselves, afford a holiday or wedding, have children, and don’t forget, they don’t have free health care, so I dread to think what the average North American’s teeth look like.
July 28th, 2007 at 6:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
You either have big money going in, make big money coming out, or qualify for big scholarships to make tuition. In my experience, the scholarship factor allows in the truly gifted and talented students who might otherwise have been unable to even dream of going to a prestigious school. And yes, you are paying for the privilege of being taught by the highest achievers in your chosen field of study. Stanford has 18 Nobel prize winners currently on faculty, and that’s gotta be expensive.
July 28th, 2007 at 6:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
You really should read ayn rand.
It’s called ‘enlightened self interest.’
Leave the yanks be. You’re batshit insane or evil yourself if you understand or concur with some more sordid bits of their culture.
July 28th, 2007 at 7:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
At least there’s no recommendation/credentials system in place like there is at Harvard and the like. Methinks.
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July 28th, 2007 at 7:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 897b290c9c693
Hey I’ve got nothing against yanks their country is awesome. I suppose sometimes they make mistakes but who doesn’t. I’m just shocked a degree could cost $250,000 I could buy a house for that much lol. I guess Australias just awesome.
July 28th, 2007 at 10:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
In a highly competitive career market, a ‘prestigious’ degree may well pay for itself. I’d wager as well that there are many more students from other countries who put themselves on the line financially to obtain a US Ivy League education than US students who choose to pursue their education overseas. Perhaps Americans don’t have a corner on the self-interest market.
July 28th, 2007 at 11:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
If you’ve a quarter mill to begin with, there’s lots more efficient ways of investing it to get earlier yet longer lasting, far more palpable financial returns.
I believe something like 25 hundred is amply enough here to keep you in ‘college’ to a master’s degree. Not buy it, of course, despite those so inclined.
Paying for the certified precursory education and evaluation is just the necessary condition.
And this not withstanding third party tutors and the like of expenses.
A quarter mill is far and away more than enough to start a profitable business.
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July 28th, 2007 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
You’ll get no argument from me if you’re stating there are a lot of other things one could do with $250K. Likewise, there are higher education options which are far less costly, even in the decadent US. But that’s what it’s all about; freedom of choice. And if a prospective employer chooses to compensate a high-achieving graduate by paying of his/her loans in exchange for an employment commitment, that’s even better.
July 28th, 2007 at 11:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
In the end, they can ethically charge whatever the hell they like, irrespective how outrageous, since it’s a private institution.
It’s just a shame that they should come to hold a prohibitively expensive monopoly by virtue of no competition and sheer popular inertia(hysteria).
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July 28th, 2007 at 12:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
I believe that’s the basis of capitalism. And it’s hardly a monopoly; anyone is free to choose the institution which best suits them academically and financially. In certain fields of study, an equally respected degree can be obtained at a fraction of the cost. See: South Dakota School of Mines & Technology. Hysteria? LOL.
July 28th, 2007 at 1:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Yes, hysteria. Don’t your state universities have some sort of profound stigma attached thereto?
Or are they really all known diploma mills? As far as I know and presuppose, all such institutions of yours are… private ventures.
And has anyone but you ever heard of the sdsmt in your town? Would that weigh nearly as much as an MIT master even for a comparatively more capable and competent absolvee(graduate) thereof?
I thought a single, central, stable currency is the basis of capitalism.
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July 28th, 2007 at 3:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8fc81e33f248b
American colleges are whore houses.
July 28th, 2007 at 6:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
Anyone who is anyone in the appropriate industries and research ventures would view a degree from the School of Mines as a guaranteed ticket to a well-paying job. As a matter of fact, nationwide, simply having achieved admission would be an impressive feat. You are far off the mark when you believe there to be a stigma attached to the state university system. The University of Minnesota is well-regarded as a medical school, and beyond reproach in education. University of North Dakota is tops for aeronautics, and that’s only two examples in my little corner of the world. I’m sure that word of these schools doesn’t make a splash overseas, but a top-notch education does not need to be prohibitively expense, even in the US.
SotS: How many American colleges have you attended? Don’t believe everything you read in Penthouse forum. ;)
July 28th, 2007 at 6:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Uni of Minnesota certainly is top notch in the medical field, especially the seminal work they have done on child development and parent/child interaction. Just brilliant.
http://education.umn.edu/ICD/Parent-Child/default.html
http://www.amazon.com/Development-Person-Minnesota-Adaptation-Adulthoo d/dp/1593851588
July 28th, 2007 at 6:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4f553055ef75c
I’d believe pornaddicts before you.
July 28th, 2007 at 7:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
SotS: You’ve come to the right place to find the truth, then. Cheers!
July 28th, 2007 at 9:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2559f72d0fa8d
Amen. Just sluts in shortie-shorts who act when I turn on them the same way they would turn on me. I’m not going to let anyone get a free pass in my society. This is my life, and if I see a girl getting raped or beaten, I’ll just walk on by. We’re equals, and I am just stupid in that I see equality as a two-way road.
I’m really stupid. I can only follow one path in life, I can only see the truth for what it is, and I can only know what I see. I’m just not as creative as some of those superior heel-clad sluts, so I’ve been stepping back and letting them fend for themselves. I have no remorse in requesting a drink, cigarette, or anything else from any of them. They would do the same to me, so it’s my little revolution. Sorry, I’m just a stupid caveman who sees only his own benefit, as opposed to being some creepy tool who fondles an uncomfortable whore.
I just can see one set of laws applying anywhere and everywhere. I can’t comprehend a little slut shaking her titties for a video and walking away with no emotional loss or pain. I feel that something keeps girls from enjoying rape. Like I said, I don’t appreciate the beauty of young girls nor do I wish to become one like the moral perfect in-crowd, so I’m going to let them support my inferior ass for a change.
Hey, I can’t help outperforming those superior little sluts. It’s just my nature.