MIT’s New Fall Courses: Prostitution 101
There was a time when women would stand on street corners for something other than prostitution. They would stand in droves and chant silly rhymes and riddles in the cold, burn undergarments — some would even hold signs proclaiming loudly to the world that women were “equal” or as “able” as a man.
It was a silly time to be sure, and it was also a much different time to today.
Women still stand on street corners for reasons other than prostitution (even though this particular one is dressed like one), but when they hold up signs they say things like:
“Need $$ for BOOB JOB.”
With that, please welcome November’s Honorary Man of the Month!
Sarah “B cups” Buckley is a role model for women — if women could have one of those, that is. Of all the possessions on Earth, the only one that a woman does not ever want is a shinny new Role Model. Women all think that they are born perfect. And that might as well be true because they’re not going to change a goddamn thing about themselves ever anyway, so fuck it. That’s why men are so much better than women, because we grow up idolizing role models like Batman, a dashing crime fighter; or Perry Mason, a slightly less dashing crime fighter. It gives us direction and makes us better people.
Recently, Miss November stood out on a cold street corner in some big city (I think Boston, but I didn’t her rambling article in entirety) with the sign I mentioned earlier in the hopes of raising funds that would better her quality of life. Now here’s the kicker: she goes to MIT.
See, this is what I’ve been saying all along. Education and especially higher education is completely wasted on women.
Besides, MIT? Isn’t that school all about science? Please. Step away from the chalk and put your hands on your head. You have no fucking idea what you’re talking about.
How many degrees does it take for a woman to do the most significant thing she can do with her life: have a kid? It takes zero degrees. It just takes a half dozen men around to take care of all the difficult work, like delivering the baby and paying for a nanny when the obligations of watching a child watch TV become too stressful for a woman’s delicate sensibilities. She’s got a whole potential life to invent that she sacrificed for the child after all. And that takes work.
What Sarah “Not so Busty” Buckley has shown here is not necessarily courage in the face of adversity from a feminized society, but desperation against the very same — desperation for a future that is not pounding a round peg into a square hole (that’s a man’s job after all. I think we all know what I’m talking about), and desperation for the tools that will get her there; not a degree from some manstitution like MIT, but a set of jaw dropping jubblies.
Congratulations, Sarah. How oh how will you top such wacky shenanigans!
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November 30th, 2005 at 2:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: f0e613eb82949
“And yet the average American is a full-on C (and fat), which means that I’m sub-par.”
So, this not-so-attractive wimmin MIT student (at last check, nearly 4000 parsecs removed from the life of your “average American”) considers herself “sub-par” ’cause she has small boobies? Amazing that someone in her enviable position would still WANT to be part of the herd. oh well, I guess you can take the cow from the herd, but the herd never leaves the cow.
Wouldn’t the fact that she’s the honor and distinction (wait… manly qualities… what’s that claxon ringing for?) of being a MIT student be enough to satisfy her self-esteem? Besides, wouldn’t she be studying to be a leader in a field where boobies (or lack thereof) wouldn’t be an issue of acceptance? Where the quality of your BRAINS decides your fate?
oops, there I go again… please, silence that damn claxon?
December 1st, 2005 at 1:17 am - IP Man-Hash: e1702f4af0072
Is is unclear why her foot was broken or why she took the piss out of herself.
December 6th, 2005 at 3:51 am - IP Man-Hash: bc0e974c91242
They really would not to learn much would they. Most of the inherent functions are already in their DNA.
Just lie there and charge money for it.
Nice and simple. Any female can and does it.
December 6th, 2005 at 5:27 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Christian please, put your porn collection away, it’s just not appropriate.
December 9th, 2005 at 11:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 94bbe3affbced
Well they are offering pole dancing for the whores now, so I wouldn’t bet that’d be too far behind !
April 24th, 2006 at 6:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: f02acd4334e0c
4. The LL law: Women are easily offended by what they perceive as oral or written assaults on their femininity, intelligence, or other attributes, and respond entirely out of proportion, demonstrating near total ignorance, thereby reinforcing the notion that they are stupid beyond belief.
April 26th, 2006 at 3:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 967676b8f4107
This is too funny.
So I was doing a google search of myself because I’m not embarassed to admit things like that, and this page came up. I like it. Yet most of the publicity I got from this stunt came down to people asking why someone “with brains” would want to focus on a trait so superficial as looks, as if life is really a choise between one or the other. Hm.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta get back to the kitchen.
April 26th, 2006 at 3:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Sarah, congratulations on winning the November MenAreBetterThanWomen.com Honorary Man of the Month Award! I hope everything goes smashingly with your new breasts.
People actually ask why a woman with “brains” would want bigger breasts? Not men I hope. All us men know there’s nothing more to women than their looks. That’s hardly superficial. That’s the payoff. That’s the whole point of entertaining them and their endless fucking bullshit.
-Dick
April 26th, 2006 at 4:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ff82527c3113
ha hah yall can lick me rass… and pussy too !! did I misspell anything you fucking Dicks ??
April 27th, 2006 at 12:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 49c9ff889fded
Sarah, don’t leave. I appreciate what you did for Santa. That was too cool. Oh by the way you look fine the way you are. Even with a flipped up collar and “I look stupid” sign.
May 10th, 2007 at 3:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: c46011aeb3b2a
I’m surprised she’s not embarsassed to do stuff like that because it’s embarrassing for me to read. Not surprising, though.
I’ve always been a proponent of equal pay for equal work (when it actually happens), and I’ve had the privilege of working temporarily in the R&D engineering department at a Hewlett Packard plant, where I surrounded by the some of the most brilliant people I’ll ever meet. All of them were graduates of prestigious universities. A few of them were women, who were extremely professional and would cringe to see some chick at MIT behaving like this, and I wouldn’t blame them.
The simple fact is that if make a choice to attend one of the most challenging universities in the world, you don’t act in an undignified manner that makes you look like a bimbo.
If you go to cosmetology school, you can beg for money for bigger boobs. When you go to MIT, have some fucking self-respect.
May 10th, 2007 at 9:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0e28bd5d23947
Ummm did you even read her article you fucking idiot.
She did it as a dare, and she actually likes her body including her boobs.
She was doing this because some asshole criticized her boob-size
and she thought it would be interesting and maybe funny to do this dare.
I suggest you read her article before you judge her. You are an asshole.
Fuck you.
May 10th, 2007 at 9:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
How much are your parents paying for you to learn to talk like that at MIT?
-Dick
May 10th, 2007 at 10:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47
This is all over the map. I’ll parse this as follows:
(1a) You don’t have to spell out “Ummm”. I know that’s how you dipshit little chicks talk, and you preface condescension with that sound, but you don’t have to fucking spell it. Learn to write without sounding like a teenager.
(1b) We all read it, ya dumb broad.
(2) Who cares?! If I criticized her fellating skills and challenged her to prove herself publicly, would she also think it’s interesting and funny to blow me in front of rush hour traffic? An education there costs about a quarter of a million dollars, and I’m so happy I could be the recipient of a quarter-million dollar blow job!
(3) Who cares what you suggest? It’s irrelevant. No broads allowed here.
So we see the decline of American education, and I despair of it.
I stand by what I said, and I back up Dick’s opinion.
Oh, by the way, fuck off, bimbo.
May 10th, 2007 at 11:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
It is interesting and funny. It’s also interesting and funny her page on mit.edu 404s.
Then again, the article is from Nov 2005…
- Locomondo - Liubi, Liubi, I Love You
July 27th, 2007 at 9:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 897b290c9c693
Why does it cost $250,000 to go MIT if it is supposed to be for the smartest people like one of the posters said. I don’t understand american culture, that is batshit insane it excludes most of population who don’t have a spare $250,000 how does that equate to the best ? batshit insanity.
Anyway is she wants to stand on a street corner for money or boob jobs or whatever that is her right as a human, and it is my right to fuck her, and I would if she is hot. I object to her because she would not actually have sex with me If I approached her on said street corner with some $$. I object to women pretending to want to have sex with me, all i want is sex. Give me sex so I don;t have to hate you.
July 27th, 2007 at 9:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
You make no sense.
July 27th, 2007 at 10:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
I don’t think it’s the $250K that’s keeping him out of MIT.