Science Says: Women Are Miserable
I’ve been saying it for years. Women are miserable. Today, science has finally caught up with my man-brilliance.
In a survey stretching over forty years, women are found to be increasingly unhappy when compared to their smarter and better counterparts: men. The entire disaster can be summed up in one quote from a female business school student.
“My mother’s life goals were to have a beautiful garden, a well-kept house, and well-adjusted children who did well in school. I sort of want all those things, too, but I also want to have a great career and have an impact on the broader world.”
Yea. And I want a chainsaw for a cock.
Women are as malleable as lead and twice as dense. If you tell them something enough times, they’ll believe it like it’s gospel.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Marriage is somehow not blatant ownership of a woman.
If you asked me to raise the dead and fly around the world so fast that time reversed like some kind of Superman-Jesus, I would tell you to go fuck yourself. That’s exactly the same as telling a woman she’s capable of doing what a man can. It’s a level of insane that can only be responded to with a “go fuck yourself.” That’s what you say to a vagrant when one tells you he invented the moon.
Go fuck yourself.
The expectations put on women in today’s world are unbearably high and of an intolerable weight to the female psyche. Let’s leave maintaining a career and social circle out of it for a moment — both of which women are expected to handle. Let’s just consider the day to day activities of living as a woman in 2007.
A woman must: use a computer, remember various codes, deal with billboards and flashing lights, encounter ubiquitous supermodels, plastic surgery, and websites for swingers, and no woman is Heidi Klum. With all these distractions, it’s a goddamn miracle women can even remember to get dressed in the morning.
Men are better than women at being happy.
Today, men are responsible for exactly what we’ve been responsible for since the beginning of time: everything. No man, past or present, was surprised when he had to get a job. He knew it was coming. He knew the credit card bill was coming at the end of the month as well — which women conveniently forget right before they’re about to forget that prostitution is illegal.
Just because it takes place in hushed voices in your bedroom with your girlfriend, and not on a street corner, doesn’t mean it’s not prostitution. You’re paying her credit card bill. She’s lowering her interest rates — if you know what I mean.
Women live hour to hour. They don’t have the foresight to see sunset. Expecting them to hold five or ten year career plans in their heads is cruel. Expecting them to make a difference on the “broader world” is torture. Expecting them to do anything but fuck up and then not know how to fix it is irresponsible, irrational, and worst of all: unmanly.
Women have nothing to be miserable about. They’re all born with a black American Express Card called a “vagina”. They must just like being miserable.
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September 28th, 2007 at 1:24 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
They certainly get angry when you refuse to play the game anymore. Losing their only power over you leaves them somehow permanently pissed off as well.
Meanwhile, you’re watching their pussy power fade away exponentially and getting to see exactly what it is you didn’t get trapped with. It’s this biological reality women get so bitter about; for them, the window of attractiveness to Men slams permanently shut no later than about 30 years old.
Women get jealous and angry about it because for MEN, it works the other way around. Older women whine that “their age” Men should “be ashamed” going out with younger, “slutty” women…but where was this moral concern when THEY were skanking it around early on?
It’s almost like some sort of double standard.
September 28th, 2007 at 5:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 663610db843b1
Eloquently stated, sir. I especially liked.. As well, your penchent for the understatement is a credit. +1 man point.
In regards to females…
I don’t truly hate women. I just say that stuff to see how flustered they get. In reality, I love women. I just think they are horribly horribly (irreversably, maybe?) confused. Our western culture caters and legitimizes non-factual things, like emotions and opinions. And as we all know, they are like assholes. You know the rest.
Emotions are the spice of life, not the constitution.
Who is responsible for this reckless affirmation of the illogical? Well, I would (imho) say women. The problem is, once women got what they wanted… they wanted more. And more. And more… until they’re grubby hands were too full, so they sued a man in court, to force him to help carry her shit.
Even with all that, women are STILL unhappy. That’s what happens when you always give your children everything they want. They get spoiled, and ROTTEN. Now I’m sure that there are a few good american women out there. At least I hope to God there are. I for one, don’t consider it worth the effort to try.
September 28th, 2007 at 7:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
Excellent article and right on the money Dick. If a woman could internally reflect on who they really are (unlike men who do it by instinct) then they would be just as horrified as we are by their childish, whorish ways.
September 28th, 2007 at 8:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
Gold, pure gold. What’s funny is that most of women under 30 that look reasonably good, still try to pull a every day’s sort of act which consist on faking everything as long as their every mistake, bill, whatever they can’t handle, can be honored by a man, for the most, thinking men don’t know about what they are doing. Then comes the bill that is brought by the waiter of life after 30 years of poor behaving - if i may say - bringing them all down to earth ground, saying : sorry time’s up, you couldn’t develop any kind of skill but being pretty because of your own laziness and greed and now that only skill has faded. Now getting to my point : Would you think mothers would prevent their daughters about it? Most of them teach them a sort of recipe on how to follow the same steps, to be better at disguising being a whore. At that time mothers should try to learn the lesson from that break down and teach it to their offspring, they just put it all on men once again and lead their girls to do the same mistakes, pretending that’s the way life is!!
September 28th, 2007 at 8:50 am - IP Man-Hash: e44785c89015b
Uli said:
“Would you think mothers would prevent their daughters about it? Most of them teach them a sort of recipe on how to follow the same steps, to be better at disguising being a whore. At that time mothers should try to learn the lesson from that break down and teach it to their offspring, they just put it all on men once again and lead their girls to do the same mistakes, pretending that’s the way life is!!”
Absolutely so…please take a glance at my blog entry, Modesty, Where Art Thou? Much of my point in that blog is exactly this aspect, and it USED to be that mothers taught their daughters the exact opposite behaviors. What changed it? IMHO, the feminist agenda.
All of this being said, again I must say that I don’t like to use terms like “all” , “always” or any other word meaning an extreme. Not every single female on the planet is a skank, nor has every single woman cheated or played around. However, the evolution of the feminist agenda which lead to the “what’s in it for ME” attitude and the philosophy of “men owe me because I’m female” clearly is what is underlying so much unhappiness and self-destructive behavior.
September 28th, 2007 at 9:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 09e6a007eca5e
Any woman that hasn’t cheated has merely lacked the opportunity thus far and a woman’s unhappiness can be directly attributed to her inability to shut the fuck up and stop complaining as was recently reported here…
http://www.apa.org/releases/co-rumination.html
As far as this goes….
I call bullshit.
September 28th, 2007 at 10:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 441f90a707406
Of course the attitudes from the feminist ideals are a factor…but not the only factor. I think the introduction of the contraceptive pill is a huge part of this issue, since what has changed now is women can have sex without the consequences of having to have a baby. This is bound to change behaviour in a drastic way.
September 28th, 2007 at 12:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: e44785c89015b
Luka, I think you’ve made a very good point about the behavioral changes due to women taking the Pill.
Truthsayer, if your view of EVERY single female is that she will always cheat no matter what (given whatever it is you see as the right circumstances), then why would you ever want to be with a woman at all since you would always expect to be cheated upon? It would mean that every female you run into, no matter her age, race, situation in life or relationship to you is always suspected of disloyalty to you. To me, it would be very uncomfortable to run my life expecting this of every man I meet (and I do not have extremist preconceived views thrust upon every single man I meet).
More importantly, if this is your world view, what makes you any different than a feminist? If feminists complain that “all” men do this or that [and that's obviously wrong because "all men" are NOT like this or that], then your view of “all” women being cheaters no matter what also is a specious argument and you are doing the same thing as the feminists.
To say that MANY may cheat given the right opportunity may be right. But if you are going to state that it is every single woman’s plan to cheat, then you are making a logical error in judgment and evaluation.
Understand, Truthsayer, I am not saying your premise is wrong, but that painting anything with the words “all”, “always”, “every” in relation to human behavior is not logical.
September 28th, 2007 at 2:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
Well i used “all” because all women have that crucial turning point near their 30es and for ALL of them, as i mentioned, the bill is coming up, whether they were good or bad in the past years. It happens to us, men, around 40 and not for the same reasons.
September 28th, 2007 at 2:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: e44785c89015b
Yes, Uli, I see what you mean on that point. And, yes, I agree that men hit that at about 40 and women at about 30.
Guess what? There’s another one of these types of “checkpoints in life” for women at about 50 and for men at about 60.
September 28th, 2007 at 6:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: c829467a955ad
I am not stating that ALL women will ALWAYS cheat at EVERY opportunity. I am not an absolute absolutist. I am stating that EVERY woman will cheat at least once unless she hasn’t ever been given the chance. It’s the nature of the beast and a trait that I have gracefully learned to accept. Since I am polyamorous I do not ever face being cheated on. No woman ever has my full devotion and from them I accept no promises of fidelity. That would just be silly.
What makes me different from a feminist?
First, I do not advocate women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men. Also, I understand certain universal truths that feminism seems to disregard. Men, as the competitive sex, differ more in their behavior making it tough to narrowly define common characteristics. Women vary much less in their behavior, if at all, and are therefore more easily classified as one way or another.
I do not believe every woman ‘plans to cheat’. It is her nature as a woman to take the opportunity when it arises. It is evolutionarily advantageous to mate with the strongest, most powerful male (in her perception) even while maintaining the illusion of monogamy to her primary provider who is more likely to stick around long term.
This is not uncomfortable in any way. This is life. Whether or not something is extreme depends on where you are standing I suppose.
September 29th, 2007 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 03b0a567e4a68
VictorianLady, why do you keep talking? If you had read up on more than just recent MABTW posts, you might have noticed that you’re just spewing the same shit as innumerable women before you who decided it was a good idea to “speak their mind.”
The whole “not everyone woman is like that” tirade is getting a bit tired, especially when the speaker is as long-winded as you. Go fuck yourself.
September 29th, 2007 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
You got it, buddy. Keep spreading the word.
-Dick
September 29th, 2007 at 1:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: e44785c89015b
“The whole “not everyone woman is like that” tirade is getting a bit tired, especially when the speaker is as long-winded as you. Go fuck yourself.”
Perhaps it’s a statement made repeatedly because it’s true, Justin.
And, of course, your final perjorative shows your superior intellect.
September 29th, 2007 at 1:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: e44785c89015b
TruthSayer, thank you for your thoughtful response. I can more clearly see where you are on this subject.
However, I still feel that not every single woman is geared towards cheating and only hasn’t done so because the right situation hasn’t arisen. I don’t know your age, but I’m sure I’m older than you and so I can safely say many “opporutunities” have come along during my life. Never have taken that road, don’t ever intend to. I have no need nor desire to do so.
We all are a result of our own experiences, and so although I can see your point in general, it’s hard for me to fully agree with the extent of it.
Nevertheless, I appreciate your mature,clear and considered answer. Thank you.
September 29th, 2007 at 7:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Women are miserable because they don’t want to accept reality. How can you not be so wretched if you are always denying and struggling against reality? Women are just toddlers in a adult body.
September 30th, 2007 at 11:32 am - IP Man-Hash: fe8db7d6546ed
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September 30th, 2007 at 4:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: fe09492c5316b
Of course the attitudes from the feminist ideals are a factor…but not the only factor. I think the introduction of the contraceptive pill is a huge part of this issue, since what has changed now is women can have sex without the consequences of hpaving to have a baby. This is bound to change behaviour in a drastic way.
What does access to contracetives have to do with the “Velvet Vulva” trap women spring on men?
That enduring lie women tell we men:
“I’m sure I took my pills“:
“No, I KNOW I took my pills-see-no pills so yes-I took my pills.
Lies.
If 100% of the women who are on the pill took those pills correctly-100% of the time, much of the friction between the sexes would vanish.
But just as you more often than not lie to we men by ommission:
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
And the lie: “You didn’t ask“.
LIES.
More than 90% of pregnancies in women taking birth control pills are ~planned~ nearly 100% of the time and without our consent.
You WANT babies: for some unexplained reason so do we men-but maybe not with YOU, a throw-away one-night flat-backer with the brains of a sack of Squirrels and on any given day;
we’d give the benefits of the doubt…
to the Squirrels…
October 1st, 2007 at 9:07 am - IP Man-Hash: f8db05f6650d9
“Science Says: Women Are Miserable” and divorced men say “No matter what I did - I couldn’t make her happy”. So:
When did it become the man’s mission to make them happy?
And more importantly, don’t we all know by now that making a woman happy is impossible?
I say fuck it, it is not my responsibility to make anybody happy but myself, and even if I was stupid enough to try make a woman happy, she’ll find bullshit theories like depression, hormones or obesity to be unhappy.
In short, making a woman happy is a total waste of time, money and semen!
October 1st, 2007 at 10:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 206ad98341577
The point there is women are never happy. They create problems for themselves. Unlike men whom solve problems, women virtually exist to screw themselves over.
October 1st, 2007 at 10:39 am - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
It’s simple really. MEN care about the earth, the universe, how to survive and take care of the environment we live in and protect ourselves from any dangers.
Women care about their hair and boob size.
Yes I’m generalizing and it’s all true.
October 1st, 2007 at 10:42 am - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
QFT +3 Manpoints
October 1st, 2007 at 11:32 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Well said, Snake.
It’s true. It’s always true.
-Dick
October 1st, 2007 at 1:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
It’s funny just how true this is. My 16 year old son, who lives with me of course, will do the strangest things after comming back from a week long visit at his mothers.
Suddenly, he’s depressed and doesn’t know why. He sees a problem around every corner, where there isn’t one. He wants to talk about feelings, and why people feel a certain way about stuff that makes no fuking difference about anything anyway.
It takes about 2 days for him to return to normal, gawd I dont see how females can live with themselves when thier minds are so fucking messed up!
Oh wait, I know, they take it out of us…..
October 1st, 2007 at 3:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
you guys are just a bunch of fuckin pussies who have never gotten any real pussy. just cuz you fagots date your sisters doesnt mean all the woman in the world are trailer trash like you mother fuckers…no pun intended….so fuck you im goin to FUCK my beautiful WIFE and laugh about you homo’s
October 1st, 2007 at 4:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Will that chore take you two or three minutes to complete?
October 1st, 2007 at 4:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
haha we just got done, just taken a break to see what you dick heads have to say. well you guys have fun jerkon off im gonna go back to fuckin my wife
peace you inbreed tree huggers
October 1st, 2007 at 4:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Did it ever occur to you that many here have been on top of your wife to?
October 1st, 2007 at 4:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
haha you guys wish you could be on top of my wife and even if i caught ne of you fuckers near my house, yall would run away cryin like the bitches you are
October 1st, 2007 at 4:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
you guys are the females talkin about your feelings and shit fuckin homos
October 1st, 2007 at 4:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
and if there were no females there would be no man kind, you fagots ever think about that?
October 1st, 2007 at 5:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
please don’t get this person anymore attention, don’t reply to his posts, that’s what he craves for… Just like that Chris Britney fan faggy guy on youtube.
October 1st, 2007 at 5:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
yea uli is a real cool name. where did you get that from the arcade room at the mall? haha dude go hump your sister or something thats prolly theo only pussy you ever get
October 1st, 2007 at 6:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Without men their would be no mankind, dickstick. That’s why it’s called mankind. I wasn’t running away crying from your house last night. Ask your wife. Uli I’ll take your advice.
October 1st, 2007 at 6:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
haha i just laught at all you dumass’s your just a bunch of idiots who havent had a date in years. im surprised you have internet out there in the woods in your trailer
October 1st, 2007 at 6:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5ea0e34743fde
Christine, women are not allowed on this site.
October 1st, 2007 at 6:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
haha i guess there are no real men on here either….im a man i have a set maybe yall should try and grow some and stop feelin so bad for yoursleves
October 1st, 2007 at 6:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
pjANUS? see yall love it up the ass
October 1st, 2007 at 7:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5ea0e34743fde
If you want to pass yourself off as a man, get a man to write for you.
Oh wait, you don’t know any.
October 1st, 2007 at 7:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
alrite there anus you are so fuckin cool how old are you like 50 and have nothin better to do with your life
October 1st, 2007 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
See, you try to force yourself on us - figuratively, you being your God complex based upon your superficial appearance - and then wonder why we lash back out at you. That’s human nature, Christine. You ORDER someone not to see past the titties hanging off your chest and spilling over your top. Then you turn around and wonder why the out crowd dares to stare at them.
You contradict yourself, you are a contradiction, and you aren’t complicated. You’re just bat-shit crazy and stupid as fuck. The hormones and emotions you subject yourself are partly to blame, but it’s mainly the fact that you exploit your body for attention. And it’s the only source of attention you receive.
No matter how ‘pro-womyn’ the tools around you claim they are, you know all they want is a piece of that ass. If you were judged as a man, you’d be laughed out of the club the second you cried over some trivial mishap.
But you can’t be judged as an equal, can you? You claim to be a superior oppressed by society, and yet your God complex is based on exploiting yourself and your sex. You just fuck up everything you try to do for that very reason - you’re a stupid cunt who lacks discipline and consistency.
October 1st, 2007 at 9:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
feel better now wasting all your time to write all that. im sorry your not part of the “in crowd” you all are a bunch of fuckin idiots
October 1st, 2007 at 10:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
Yaydyayayda. Learn to spell, retard. Then again, you are a women.
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 2385f3847dc8b
chris seems fairly upset. Why do you think that is, chris? Is this how you’d like to continue to feel? Do you feel your behavior is honorable?
Insults don’t count here, but rational comment does. Do you have a rational comment you would like to contribute?
October 2nd, 2007 at 4:23 am - IP Man-Hash: c73831d64f643
Science finally confirming what we already know as usual..
Can’t understand that bitch paper “new york times” getting one of the manginas writing that bit of drivel. Has anyone read that article. What a load of feminised drivel…
sob, cry, splutter…women are doing it so fucking hard” and “women are doing it so fucking much harder than hard”…
Who fucking cares…
Dick, you may want to use another link, that one really stank.
Might turn on some sport and have a beer..
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
Now now Mansman, to be rational … you have to first be a man.
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:02 am - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
yes i would like to contribute the way i feel about this site i came across when this book was mailed to my job at NBC. i beleive all it is, is anti-feminism i understand its just men fighting back to the stupid women who beleive in feminism. i dont beleive in that and i dont beleive the stuff that is being written on here. its just another way for someone to publish a book that means nothing and make alot of money off the people who contribute to this site. everyone has there beleifs and what not but it sounds like a big online colt. and none of these people can give there real names or show there faces because they know that they would bebashed just as much as they are bashing women. and to some extents some of these facts about women are true but only true about the women that these men have delt with in there own experiences. it just sounds liek a bunch of guys who have been cheated on and treated liek teh scum of the earth. and maybe thats what they are so they come on here to express there thoughts on life and to take advantage of the rights as a us citicen. so more power to you guys but they might have more impact if they didnt live life in the shadows and came out to express how they felt instead of doin this childesh bull shit on this site
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
So this site is nothing more than a way for the author to make money for a book. How does this differ from your job at NBC?
People get suckered into watching half-assed shows, then have to watch a tirade of commercials. The premise being they will buy half-assed products.
NoBodyCares. So shut the fuck up.
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
The book isn’t out yet.
-Dick
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 8c8553e6cee5f
@ Chris: How the fuck do you get in NBC with your kind of english? What kind of bullshit is that?
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
its ok guys you all are just a pathetic waste of life and you might as well kill your selves its not like ne one will miss you
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5556903c41ed8
Chris, you are an ignoramus. Would you warn your children about the danger of a boiling pot on the stove? Modern women are that boiling pot.
MABTW simply warns people about manipulative, sly women who are treacherously inclined to fleece Men of their assets, cash and children via anti-male laws which are currently in place due to Western Feminism.
When your own children are lying in the hospital burns unit screaming in agony and scarred for life because you irresponsibly didn’t warn them about the dangers of that boiling pot on the stove, you’ll understand the concept. Until then, go stick you head back in the sand. See no evil, hear no evil, yes?
“All it takes for evil to triumph in the world is for good men to do nothing”. -Edmond Burke
Chris, if you ain’t prepared to do anything about the evil, you just ain’t one of the good men.
-”Mansman tells you what you need to know”.
October 4th, 2007 at 3:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 806c471a27862
Anyway, too bad that retard named Chris (not me, the one above - ha!) wasted so much of everybody’s time. Too bad the idiot’s grammar mirrors the intellect; and the “job” at NBC is probably cleaning boogers off the wall in front of the urinal stand.
In any case, back to topic: ever wonder if there’s a positive relationship (I mean this statistically) between womens’ involvement in business (viz., outside the home) to the size of government? Seems to me that whenever “women’s issues” become more salient, the size of government (and my tax billl) increases. Government seems to be a substitute for a husband/daddy.
October 6th, 2007 at 5:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 922b57b755c42
Poignant !
October 8th, 2007 at 6:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf
*Yawns*, many on this site are very successful individuals who can and will make stunning impacts on the world.
You on the other hand, are a fool, a deluded fool.
This is coming from an Asian: Learn to spell.
October 8th, 2007 at 1:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: