Science Says: Women Are Miserable
I’ve been saying it for years. Women are miserable. Today, science has finally caught up with my man-brilliance.
In a survey stretching over forty years, women are found to be increasingly unhappy when compared to their smarter and better counterparts: men. The entire disaster can be summed up in one quote from a female business school student.
“My mother’s life goals were to have a beautiful garden, a well-kept house, and well-adjusted children who did well in school. I sort of want all those things, too, but I also want to have a great career and have an impact on the broader world.”
Yea. And I want a chainsaw for a cock.
Women are as malleable as lead and twice as dense. If you tell them something enough times, they’ll believe it like it’s gospel.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Marriage is somehow not blatant ownership of a woman.
If you asked me to raise the dead and fly around the world so fast that time reversed like some kind of Superman-Jesus, I would tell you to go fuck yourself. That’s exactly the same as telling a woman she’s capable of doing what a man can. It’s a level of insane that can only be responded to with a “go fuck yourself.” That’s what you say to a vagrant when one tells you he invented the moon.
Go fuck yourself.
The expectations put on women in today’s world are unbearably high and of an intolerable weight to the female psyche. Let’s leave maintaining a career and social circle out of it for a moment — both of which women are expected to handle. Let’s just consider the day to day activities of living as a woman in 2007.
A woman must: use a computer, remember various codes, deal with billboards and flashing lights, encounter ubiquitous supermodels, plastic surgery, and websites for swingers, and no woman is Heidi Klum. With all these distractions, it’s a goddamn miracle women can even remember to get dressed in the morning.
Men are better than women at being happy.
Today, men are responsible for exactly what we’ve been responsible for since the beginning of time: everything. No man, past or present, was surprised when he had to get a job. He knew it was coming. He knew the credit card bill was coming at the end of the month as well — which women conveniently forget right before they’re about to forget that prostitution is illegal.
Just because it takes place in hushed voices in your bedroom with your girlfriend, and not on a street corner, doesn’t mean it’s not prostitution. You’re paying her credit card bill. She’s lowering her interest rates — if you know what I mean.
Women live hour to hour. They don’t have the foresight to see sunset. Expecting them to hold five or ten year career plans in their heads is cruel. Expecting them to make a difference on the “broader world” is torture. Expecting them to do anything but fuck up and then not know how to fix it is irresponsible, irrational, and worst of all: unmanly.
Women have nothing to be miserable about. They’re all born with a black American Express Card called a “vagina”. They must just like being miserable.
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September 28th, 2007 at 12:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: e44785c89015b
Luka, I think you’ve made a very good point about the behavioral changes due to women taking the Pill.
Truthsayer, if your view of EVERY single female is that she will always cheat no matter what (given whatever it is you see as the right circumstances), then why would you ever want to be with a woman at all since you would always expect to be cheated upon? It would mean that every female you run into, no matter her age, race, situation in life or relationship to you is always suspected of disloyalty to you. To me, it would be very uncomfortable to run my life expecting this of every man I meet (and I do not have extremist preconceived views thrust upon every single man I meet).
More importantly, if this is your world view, what makes you any different than a feminist? If feminists complain that “all” men do this or that [and that's obviously wrong because "all men" are NOT like this or that], then your view of “all” women being cheaters no matter what also is a specious argument and you are doing the same thing as the feminists.
To say that MANY may cheat given the right opportunity may be right. But if you are going to state that it is every single woman’s plan to cheat, then you are making a logical error in judgment and evaluation.
Understand, Truthsayer, I am not saying your premise is wrong, but that painting anything with the words “all”, “always”, “every” in relation to human behavior is not logical.
September 28th, 2007 at 2:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
Well i used “all” because all women have that crucial turning point near their 30es and for ALL of them, as i mentioned, the bill is coming up, whether they were good or bad in the past years. It happens to us, men, around 40 and not for the same reasons.
September 28th, 2007 at 2:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: e44785c89015b
Yes, Uli, I see what you mean on that point. And, yes, I agree that men hit that at about 40 and women at about 30.
Guess what? There’s another one of these types of “checkpoints in life” for women at about 50 and for men at about 60.
September 28th, 2007 at 6:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: c829467a955ad
I am not stating that ALL women will ALWAYS cheat at EVERY opportunity. I am not an absolute absolutist. I am stating that EVERY woman will cheat at least once unless she hasn’t ever been given the chance. It’s the nature of the beast and a trait that I have gracefully learned to accept. Since I am polyamorous I do not ever face being cheated on. No woman ever has my full devotion and from them I accept no promises of fidelity. That would just be silly.
What makes me different from a feminist?
First, I do not advocate women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men. Also, I understand certain universal truths that feminism seems to disregard. Men, as the competitive sex, differ more in their behavior making it tough to narrowly define common characteristics. Women vary much less in their behavior, if at all, and are therefore more easily classified as one way or another.
I do not believe every woman ‘plans to cheat’. It is her nature as a woman to take the opportunity when it arises. It is evolutionarily advantageous to mate with the strongest, most powerful male (in her perception) even while maintaining the illusion of monogamy to her primary provider who is more likely to stick around long term.
This is not uncomfortable in any way. This is life. Whether or not something is extreme depends on where you are standing I suppose.
September 29th, 2007 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 03b0a567e4a68
VictorianLady, why do you keep talking? If you had read up on more than just recent MABTW posts, you might have noticed that you’re just spewing the same shit as innumerable women before you who decided it was a good idea to “speak their mind.”
The whole “not everyone woman is like that” tirade is getting a bit tired, especially when the speaker is as long-winded as you. Go fuck yourself.
September 29th, 2007 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
You got it, buddy. Keep spreading the word.
-Dick
September 29th, 2007 at 1:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: e44785c89015b
“The whole “not everyone woman is like that” tirade is getting a bit tired, especially when the speaker is as long-winded as you. Go fuck yourself.”
Perhaps it’s a statement made repeatedly because it’s true, Justin.
And, of course, your final perjorative shows your superior intellect.
September 29th, 2007 at 1:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: e44785c89015b
TruthSayer, thank you for your thoughtful response. I can more clearly see where you are on this subject.
However, I still feel that not every single woman is geared towards cheating and only hasn’t done so because the right situation hasn’t arisen. I don’t know your age, but I’m sure I’m older than you and so I can safely say many “opporutunities” have come along during my life. Never have taken that road, don’t ever intend to. I have no need nor desire to do so.
We all are a result of our own experiences, and so although I can see your point in general, it’s hard for me to fully agree with the extent of it.
Nevertheless, I appreciate your mature,clear and considered answer. Thank you.
September 29th, 2007 at 7:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Women are miserable because they don’t want to accept reality. How can you not be so wretched if you are always denying and struggling against reality? Women are just toddlers in a adult body.
September 30th, 2007 at 11:32 am - IP Man-Hash: fe8db7d6546ed
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September 30th, 2007 at 4:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: fe09492c5316b
Of course the attitudes from the feminist ideals are a factor…but not the only factor. I think the introduction of the contraceptive pill is a huge part of this issue, since what has changed now is women can have sex without the consequences of hpaving to have a baby. This is bound to change behaviour in a drastic way.
What does access to contracetives have to do with the “Velvet Vulva” trap women spring on men?
That enduring lie women tell we men:
“I’m sure I took my pills“:
“No, I KNOW I took my pills-see-no pills so yes-I took my pills.
Lies.
If 100% of the women who are on the pill took those pills correctly-100% of the time, much of the friction between the sexes would vanish.
But just as you more often than not lie to we men by ommission:
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
And the lie: “You didn’t ask“.
LIES.
More than 90% of pregnancies in women taking birth control pills are ~planned~ nearly 100% of the time and without our consent.
You WANT babies: for some unexplained reason so do we men-but maybe not with YOU, a throw-away one-night flat-backer with the brains of a sack of Squirrels and on any given day;
we’d give the benefits of the doubt…
to the Squirrels…
October 1st, 2007 at 9:07 am - IP Man-Hash: f8db05f6650d9
“Science Says: Women Are Miserable” and divorced men say “No matter what I did - I couldn’t make her happy”. So:
When did it become the man’s mission to make them happy?
And more importantly, don’t we all know by now that making a woman happy is impossible?
I say fuck it, it is not my responsibility to make anybody happy but myself, and even if I was stupid enough to try make a woman happy, she’ll find bullshit theories like depression, hormones or obesity to be unhappy.
In short, making a woman happy is a total waste of time, money and semen!
October 1st, 2007 at 10:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 206ad98341577
The point there is women are never happy. They create problems for themselves. Unlike men whom solve problems, women virtually exist to screw themselves over.
October 1st, 2007 at 10:39 am - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
It’s simple really. MEN care about the earth, the universe, how to survive and take care of the environment we live in and protect ourselves from any dangers.
Women care about their hair and boob size.
Yes I’m generalizing and it’s all true.
October 1st, 2007 at 10:42 am - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
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October 1st, 2007 at 11:32 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Well said, Snake.
It’s true. It’s always true.
-Dick
October 1st, 2007 at 1:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
It’s funny just how true this is. My 16 year old son, who lives with me of course, will do the strangest things after comming back from a week long visit at his mothers.
Suddenly, he’s depressed and doesn’t know why. He sees a problem around every corner, where there isn’t one. He wants to talk about feelings, and why people feel a certain way about stuff that makes no fuking difference about anything anyway.
It takes about 2 days for him to return to normal, gawd I dont see how females can live with themselves when thier minds are so fucking messed up!
Oh wait, I know, they take it out of us…..
October 1st, 2007 at 3:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
you guys are just a bunch of fuckin pussies who have never gotten any real pussy. just cuz you fagots date your sisters doesnt mean all the woman in the world are trailer trash like you mother fuckers…no pun intended….so fuck you im goin to FUCK my beautiful WIFE and laugh about you homo’s
October 1st, 2007 at 4:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Will that chore take you two or three minutes to complete?
October 1st, 2007 at 4:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
haha we just got done, just taken a break to see what you dick heads have to say. well you guys have fun jerkon off im gonna go back to fuckin my wife
peace you inbreed tree huggers