Science Says: Women Are Miserable
I’ve been saying it for years. Women are miserable. Today, science has finally caught up with my man-brilliance.
In a survey stretching over forty years, women are found to be increasingly unhappy when compared to their smarter and better counterparts: men. The entire disaster can be summed up in one quote from a female business school student.
“My mother’s life goals were to have a beautiful garden, a well-kept house, and well-adjusted children who did well in school. I sort of want all those things, too, but I also want to have a great career and have an impact on the broader world.”
Yea. And I want a chainsaw for a cock.
Women are as malleable as lead and twice as dense. If you tell them something enough times, they’ll believe it like it’s gospel.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Marriage is somehow not blatant ownership of a woman.
If you asked me to raise the dead and fly around the world so fast that time reversed like some kind of Superman-Jesus, I would tell you to go fuck yourself. That’s exactly the same as telling a woman she’s capable of doing what a man can. It’s a level of insane that can only be responded to with a “go fuck yourself.” That’s what you say to a vagrant when one tells you he invented the moon.
Go fuck yourself.
The expectations put on women in today’s world are unbearably high and of an intolerable weight to the female psyche. Let’s leave maintaining a career and social circle out of it for a moment — both of which women are expected to handle. Let’s just consider the day to day activities of living as a woman in 2007.
A woman must: use a computer, remember various codes, deal with billboards and flashing lights, encounter ubiquitous supermodels, plastic surgery, and websites for swingers, and no woman is Heidi Klum. With all these distractions, it’s a goddamn miracle women can even remember to get dressed in the morning.
Men are better than women at being happy.
Today, men are responsible for exactly what we’ve been responsible for since the beginning of time: everything. No man, past or present, was surprised when he had to get a job. He knew it was coming. He knew the credit card bill was coming at the end of the month as well — which women conveniently forget right before they’re about to forget that prostitution is illegal.
Just because it takes place in hushed voices in your bedroom with your girlfriend, and not on a street corner, doesn’t mean it’s not prostitution. You’re paying her credit card bill. She’s lowering her interest rates — if you know what I mean.
Women live hour to hour. They don’t have the foresight to see sunset. Expecting them to hold five or ten year career plans in their heads is cruel. Expecting them to make a difference on the “broader world” is torture. Expecting them to do anything but fuck up and then not know how to fix it is irresponsible, irrational, and worst of all: unmanly.
Women have nothing to be miserable about. They’re all born with a black American Express Card called a “vagina”. They must just like being miserable.
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September 28th, 2007 at 1:24 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
They certainly get angry when you refuse to play the game anymore. Losing their only power over you leaves them somehow permanently pissed off as well.
Meanwhile, you’re watching their pussy power fade away exponentially and getting to see exactly what it is you didn’t get trapped with. It’s this biological reality women get so bitter about; for them, the window of attractiveness to Men slams permanently shut no later than about 30 years old.
Women get jealous and angry about it because for MEN, it works the other way around. Older women whine that “their age” Men should “be ashamed” going out with younger, “slutty” women…but where was this moral concern when THEY were skanking it around early on?
It’s almost like some sort of double standard.
September 28th, 2007 at 5:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 663610db843b1
Eloquently stated, sir. I especially liked.. As well, your penchent for the understatement is a credit. +1 man point.
In regards to females…
I don’t truly hate women. I just say that stuff to see how flustered they get. In reality, I love women. I just think they are horribly horribly (irreversably, maybe?) confused. Our western culture caters and legitimizes non-factual things, like emotions and opinions. And as we all know, they are like assholes. You know the rest.
Emotions are the spice of life, not the constitution.
Who is responsible for this reckless affirmation of the illogical? Well, I would (imho) say women. The problem is, once women got what they wanted… they wanted more. And more. And more… until they’re grubby hands were too full, so they sued a man in court, to force him to help carry her shit.
Even with all that, women are STILL unhappy. That’s what happens when you always give your children everything they want. They get spoiled, and ROTTEN. Now I’m sure that there are a few good american women out there. At least I hope to God there are. I for one, don’t consider it worth the effort to try.
September 28th, 2007 at 7:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
Excellent article and right on the money Dick. If a woman could internally reflect on who they really are (unlike men who do it by instinct) then they would be just as horrified as we are by their childish, whorish ways.
September 28th, 2007 at 8:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
Gold, pure gold. What’s funny is that most of women under 30 that look reasonably good, still try to pull a every day’s sort of act which consist on faking everything as long as their every mistake, bill, whatever they can’t handle, can be honored by a man, for the most, thinking men don’t know about what they are doing. Then comes the bill that is brought by the waiter of life after 30 years of poor behaving - if i may say - bringing them all down to earth ground, saying : sorry time’s up, you couldn’t develop any kind of skill but being pretty because of your own laziness and greed and now that only skill has faded. Now getting to my point : Would you think mothers would prevent their daughters about it? Most of them teach them a sort of recipe on how to follow the same steps, to be better at disguising being a whore. At that time mothers should try to learn the lesson from that break down and teach it to their offspring, they just put it all on men once again and lead their girls to do the same mistakes, pretending that’s the way life is!!
September 28th, 2007 at 8:50 am - IP Man-Hash: e44785c89015b
Uli said:
“Would you think mothers would prevent their daughters about it? Most of them teach them a sort of recipe on how to follow the same steps, to be better at disguising being a whore. At that time mothers should try to learn the lesson from that break down and teach it to their offspring, they just put it all on men once again and lead their girls to do the same mistakes, pretending that’s the way life is!!”
Absolutely so…please take a glance at my blog entry, Modesty, Where Art Thou? Much of my point in that blog is exactly this aspect, and it USED to be that mothers taught their daughters the exact opposite behaviors. What changed it? IMHO, the feminist agenda.
All of this being said, again I must say that I don’t like to use terms like “all” , “always” or any other word meaning an extreme. Not every single female on the planet is a skank, nor has every single woman cheated or played around. However, the evolution of the feminist agenda which lead to the “what’s in it for ME” attitude and the philosophy of “men owe me because I’m female” clearly is what is underlying so much unhappiness and self-destructive behavior.
September 28th, 2007 at 9:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 09e6a007eca5e
Any woman that hasn’t cheated has merely lacked the opportunity thus far and a woman’s unhappiness can be directly attributed to her inability to shut the fuck up and stop complaining as was recently reported here…
http://www.apa.org/releases/co-rumination.html
As far as this goes….
I call bullshit.
September 28th, 2007 at 10:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 441f90a707406
Of course the attitudes from the feminist ideals are a factor…but not the only factor. I think the introduction of the contraceptive pill is a huge part of this issue, since what has changed now is women can have sex without the consequences of having to have a baby. This is bound to change behaviour in a drastic way.