Science Says: Women Are Miserable

I’ve been saying it for years. Women are miserable. Today, science has finally caught up with my man-brilliance.

In a survey stretching over forty years, women are found to be increasingly unhappy when compared to their smarter and better counterparts: men. The entire disaster can be summed up in one quote from a female business school student.

“My mother’s life goals were to have a beautiful garden, a well-kept house, and well-adjusted children who did well in school. I sort of want all those things, too, but I also want to have a great career and have an impact on the broader world.”

Yea. And I want a chainsaw for a cock.

Women are as malleable as lead and twice as dense. If you tell them something enough times, they’ll believe it like it’s gospel.

Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Marriage is somehow not blatant ownership of a woman.

If you asked me to raise the dead and fly around the world so fast that time reversed like some kind of Superman-Jesus, I would tell you to go fuck yourself. That’s exactly the same as telling a woman she’s capable of doing what a man can. It’s a level of insane that can only be responded to with a “go fuck yourself.” That’s what you say to a vagrant when one tells you he invented the moon.

Go fuck yourself.

The expectations put on women in today’s world are unbearably high and of an intolerable weight to the female psyche. Let’s leave maintaining a career and social circle out of it for a moment — both of which women are expected to handle. Let’s just consider the day to day activities of living as a woman in 2007.

A woman must: use a computer, remember various codes, deal with billboards and flashing lights, encounter ubiquitous supermodels, plastic surgery, and websites for swingers, and no woman is Heidi Klum. With all these distractions, it’s a goddamn miracle women can even remember to get dressed in the morning.

Men are better than women at being happy.

Today, men are responsible for exactly what we’ve been responsible for since the beginning of time: everything. No man, past or present, was surprised when he had to get a job. He knew it was coming. He knew the credit card bill was coming at the end of the month as well — which women conveniently forget right before they’re about to forget that prostitution is illegal.

Just because it takes place in hushed voices in your bedroom with your girlfriend, and not on a street corner, doesn’t mean it’s not prostitution. You’re paying her credit card bill. She’s lowering her interest rates — if you know what I mean.

Women live hour to hour. They don’t have the foresight to see sunset. Expecting them to hold five or ten year career plans in their heads is cruel. Expecting them to make a difference on the “broader world” is torture. Expecting them to do anything but fuck up and then not know how to fix it is irresponsible, irrational, and worst of all: unmanly.

Women have nothing to be miserable about. They’re all born with a black American Express Card called a “vagina”. They must just like being miserable.

No. They love it.

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Comment by Vagrath666
2008-09-29 17:18:30 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

I do not blame them, in this sense.

 
Comment by Livianamr
2008-08-03 03:53:49 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_the_Flies

Look what men have done, I see the end soon, money, fascism and greed + warfare, healthy sex always kept men away from destroying the earth…

Comment by nadie
2008-08-04 10:50:02 - IP Man-Hash: ef1119a82c616

And you think that citing a novel “probe” anything?.
The novel (is a very good novel) is an allegory to show how easy is to men to revert from a civilization with rules to a state of chaos without a continual effort from our part to obey the rules. Of course, I suppose that this dilemma it’s only pertinent to a group of boys…

Imagine, a group of girls lost in a island. They surely would sit down, empathizing with each other until they starve and die. No moral dilemma, no philosophical discussion…

You are adducing that only men can destroy the world. I agreed. Only men can do that. And it’s seem that only men can create something more than new copies of ourselves… (a bacteria can do that). In fact only men, apparently, are capable to do something more than empathizing or controlling other humans through sex…

 
 
Comment by KristinM
2008-06-16 15:45:44 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

You’ll find the opposite as well. Actually women that are anxious tend to be healthier.

Comment by Mysanthrope
2008-08-25 14:21:01 - IP Man-Hash: 4966529d73ad3

And the number one killer of women are cardiovascular diseases caused by what? Stress?

 
 
Comment by GhengisKhunt
2008-04-19 22:14:43 - IP Man-Hash: ac3f53db300f0

who does the programming for your website dick? because i know it’s not you.

 
Comment by Season
2008-04-13 23:19:16 - IP Man-Hash: 284ad1b3029ee

Something I just am continuously unable to understand chauvinists, is how you don’t like women being part of the workplace, but if she lives off of you, it’s also horrible. Well what the fuck is she supposed to do? It’s a lose lose situation you like to place us in.

Comment by Desur27
2008-09-12 10:12:06 - IP Man-Hash: ec641f12608bc

Amen.

 
 
Comment by Season
2008-04-13 23:17:13 - IP Man-Hash: 284ad1b3029ee

Most of the women around me and in my family are happily employed and successful. I’m currently still working to earn money for college. For a program I thought ahead about. Women can’t think ahead? Last time my boyfriend thought ahead was when he was excited about his fucking Warhammer shit hitting stores.

 
Comment by Jon Tea
2008-01-24 09:10:26 - IP Man-Hash: e4deaf7d0cbd9

Detached said:

Filthy rats and cockroaches give birth too? Want a cookie?

Impressive!

 
Comment by roy
2007-12-05 15:01:33 - IP Man-Hash: a1628008df68e

I ignore women because it just leads to more and more cock teasing
why is that everytime a women see a man they have to think they want to get in her pants there brains are fucked up man its true that is why all this mind game shit is going on in this country because this society teach men to kiss women ass in my world not going to happen captin halla peace!!

 
Comment by Detached
2007-11-07 11:54:54 - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0

Filthy rats and cockroaches give birth too? Want a cookie?

 
Comment by justsomeone
2007-11-07 11:48:38 - IP Man-Hash: 8d2529ad71725

This entire website is ridiculous because it says that all women are the same. That said, not all men are the same either. Sure there are many reasons why women act the way they do. One of the main reasons that women and men act different is because they are conditioned to be a certain way at birth. Both parents will baby the girl more; for example a dad is more likely to coo at a baby girl and to use a more gruff voice with his baby boy. Despite this, both men and women can overcome societies standards and be who they want to be. Do I think that a women’s sport team can ever be able to compete among male teams, or that a woman has a good chance of getting into the NFL? No, because of the obvious physical differences. Will a man ever be able to feel the closeness a breastfeeding mother feels with her child? No. Do either of these things bother me? No. There are differences, but who we are and what each decides to accomplish in his or her life solely depends on how hard they want to work for it.

And if Hilary Clinton gets elected president, I hope somebody assasinates her. Not because she’s a woman, but because I hate her guts. I just wanted to share that.

Comment by Bill
2008-11-18 02:46:08 - IP Man-Hash: 46e72b8f49e5c

Not real smart are you!
You want to believe the average female could complete with men in sports?
You’re retarded?

 
Comment by studioline
2008-11-18 03:11:42 - IP Man-Hash: 0f592aa21c934

@justsomeone.

We men are not against the way women are, in fact we are all for women to be themselves, each and one of them. We are against the way women act, and they act all in the same way, which everybody hates, even women, even you “hate Hilary guts”. For ex I puke when I think of Hilary that’s why I don’t even think about that creature. And all men puke when they, think about the way women act, which suprises a lot of women because they think, that they way they act is making men wanting them more and welcomed by men, because the Social Matrix of which feminists are a big part, assures women to act the way they do. So women live in a big mistake, and no one benefits this way. The most disturbing part is that a peson becomes who they act, women become who they act even though they dany it. This way everyone is fucked and this is what we are against. We are liveing in the time of lies, women can not be themselces, althrough they are told, that this is their time and they can be themselves. That’s where the emotional responces of women come form as they can’t see the Social Matrix. Some men do and they are on this site. To understand them women should read between the lines and see the Matrix.

 
 
Comment by P Coderch
2007-10-15 17:37:58 - IP Man-Hash: a44d29f2a967f

Women are their happiest when they are nursing children and/or getting fuked. That is a demonstrated scientific fact. When women are breast-feeding, they produce lots of prolactin in their brains, which is related to satiety, and when ther are getting fucked without condoms the androgens in sperm are absorbed through the mucous membrane of the vagina and that cheers women up. Conclusion: men are of paramount importance for female happiness in both cases.

P Coderch

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-10-08 17:05:09 - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f

Stop spamming up the forums. No one here gives a shit about what you think - bring your carpet-licking entitlement attitude elsewhere. We do not endorse racism, sexism, favoritism, genetic superiority, nor any other of your radical beliefs. We merely discern the information given to us regardless of whether it makes those daddy’s money lesbians look bad. That’s life kiddo.
Now it’s time for man-talk, little miss, so we’re going to have to ask you to leave. You are not welcome here.
No, we aren’t afraid of your baseless insults. You’re spamming up the forum in the name of the self-righteous ideology of victim feminism. Yeah, you have a cunt, you can give birth. That’s fucking great - and per usual, the only benefit of having a baby maker weighing you down. Finding any other use for female traits would be much like finding the benefit of cutting 10 mpg off an automobile.
I mean, the decrease in efficiency may help oil corporations and Mid-East dictatorships much in same way that lacy bras finance 3rd world sweatshops, but it’s really a fucking stupid thing to do. Like choosing to be born female - I mean, come on, the sluts here are pretending that they can inherently be better men than someone who was… born male.

 
Comment by I Hate This Site
2007-10-08 15:04:48 - IP Man-Hash: 2095fd9a9935d

Maybe whoever MansVoice was responding to so rudely made a few typos, ya dumb shriveled up, raisin-balled prick!

 
Comment by Billy
2007-10-08 13:53:49 - IP Man-Hash: 9d37305b387b6

typo, ever heard of such ya dumb cunt?

 
Comment by I Hate This Site
2007-10-08 13:14:48 - IP Man-Hash: 2095fd9a9935d

MansVoice said:

Yaydyayayda. Learn to spell, retard. Then again, you are a women.

Yaydyayayda. Learn the difference between singular and plural, retard. Then again, you are a man.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-10-08 06:31:31 - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf

chris said:

its ok guys you all are just a pathetic waste of life and you might as well kill your selves its not like ne one will miss you

*Yawns*, many on this site are very successful individuals who can and will make stunning impacts on the world.

You on the other hand, are a fool, a deluded fool.

This is coming from an Asian: Learn to spell.

 
Comment by Christian J.
2007-10-06 17:32:53 - IP Man-Hash: 922b57b755c42

chris said:

alrite there anus you are so fuckin cool how old are you like 50 and have nothin better to do with your life

Poignant !

 
Comment by Christopher
2007-10-04 15:35:53 - IP Man-Hash: 806c471a27862

Anyway, too bad that retard named Chris (not me, the one above - ha!) wasted so much of everybody’s time. Too bad the idiot’s grammar mirrors the intellect; and the “job” at NBC is probably cleaning boogers off the wall in front of the urinal stand.
In any case, back to topic: ever wonder if there’s a positive relationship (I mean this statistically) between womens’ involvement in business (viz., outside the home) to the size of government? Seems to me that whenever “women’s issues” become more salient, the size of government (and my tax billl) increases. Government seems to be a substitute for a husband/daddy.

 
Comment by Mansman
2007-10-03 18:00:44 - IP Man-Hash: 5556903c41ed8

Chris, you are an ignoramus. Would you warn your children about the danger of a boiling pot on the stove? Modern women are that boiling pot.

MABTW simply warns people about manipulative, sly women who are treacherously inclined to fleece Men of their assets, cash and children via anti-male laws which are currently in place due to Western Feminism.

When your own children are lying in the hospital burns unit screaming in agony and scarred for life because you irresponsibly didn’t warn them about the dangers of that boiling pot on the stove, you’ll understand the concept. Until then, go stick you head back in the sand. See no evil, hear no evil, yes?

“All it takes for evil to triumph in the world is for good men to do nothing”. -Edmond Burke

Chris, if you ain’t prepared to do anything about the evil, you just ain’t one of the good men.

-”Mansman tells you what you need to know”.

 
Comment by chris
2007-10-03 16:39:51 - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7

its ok guys you all are just a pathetic waste of life and you might as well kill your selves its not like ne one will miss you

 
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