Screaming At Your Wife Is Good For You

Screaming at a woman is like running on a treadmill. It’s not going to get you anywhere because women are as dense as lead shit, and it’s a loss of Man Points.

Wasting time is a loss of Man Points.

Women understand a good screaming at as much as a dog. You could sound like a logical jet engine, but the yap won’t shut, the budget won’t be learned, and the shoes will still get eaten. Turn it up to 11 if you want, but know that your Engine of Correction is powered on burning Man Points.

Also, according to a new study, screaming at your wife or girlfriend is good for your health — just like running on a treadmill. Maybe it’s not such a waste of time after all.

Whenever I think of emotions, I like to think of them as little terrorists running around inside the bodies of women, making them do insane things like cry at work and have illegitimate children. Well, there’s another similarity between emotions and terrorists. Both will get you killed if you harbor them. In the case of terrorists, your country gets invaded; and in the case of emotions, your heart explodes like a carpet bomb raid across the desert on CNN during prime time. As manly as that sounds, there are better ways to go.

A recent study at the University of Michigan found that the instance of death in couples who scream at each other is half of those who don’t.

“When both spouses suppressed their anger at the other when unfairly attacked, earlier death was twice as likely than in all other types.” - Professor Ernest Harburg

That means if you’re in a relationship who solves it’s problems by shouting and not pouting, you’re going to shout your way into retirement. Your quiet neighbors will be having their treasured heirlooms sold off at an estate sale while you’re having screaming make-up sex — or better yet, while you’re getting up to whatever scandalous thing is going to cause that massive fight later.

I imagine it works proportionally; whereby the angrier the screaming, the more life is being saved, however I have no study to back that up.

Fighting is manly. Therefore fighting is good for you. Men are better than women. Doing things in the womanly way: by writing journals about your problems, reading journals about your problems, or gabbing about your problems with your friends who are waiting for their turn to talk, is not only boring, it’s a cause of Early Death.

Early Death is an ED that cheating on your wife won’t cure.

But the study gets even manlier. It was also found that the death-preventing effects of shouting still work when only one parter in the couple is doing the screaming.

I’ve seen a lot of women get chewed out for doing something stupid. I once saw a woman get chewed out for throwing a two thousand dollar check in the trash. Obviously she cried about it because that’s what women do when they’re faced with any challenge more difficult than sudoku. However, when she was done crying, what I didn’t hear her say was this:

“Thank you for saving my life.”

Sometimes I think we should continue wasting money in schools trying to shove science down the throat of young she-monkeys. At least then women could understand just how much better we men are. If they understood statistics, women would understand not to cry because of some shouting. It’s life saving. What the fuck is the big deal anyway? It’s just some shouting. It’s not going to cause an avalanche because there’s no snow around for a hundred miles, and unless you’re a child, screaming is no more frightening than a train going by. Grow the fuck up.

Scream at your wife. It’s healthy.

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71 Responses to “Screaming At Your Wife Is Good For You”

  1. BigRed Says:

    Dick, I used my powers of Manservation to find one of your rare graMantical errors in the penultimate sentence:

    “It’s not going to cause an avalanche because there’s no snow around for a hundred miles, and unless you’re a child screaming no more frightening than a train going by.” You’re missing a verb between “screaming” and “no.”

    BTW — I’m still waiting on those MABTW cards!

  2. King Wang Says:

    “When both spouses suppressed their anger at the other when unfairly attacked, earlier death was twice as likely than in all other types.” - Professor Ernest Harburg

    You do know that what he was saying is that it is twice as likely for me to kill my wife earlier right? Either that or her fucking cat. I am twice as likely to punch someone in the face for pissing me off, and twice as likely to drive my car through the grocery store because of a woman and her talking Tourettes. If screaming is involved on her part, I am twiced as twice likely to just nuke my own fucking house and should I survive, grow 130 foot tall stalks of Corn right there.

    I only suppress my anger when it is Paycheck day, and the off-chance that sex is involved. I suppress it twice as much when I get a blowjob. I am also twice as likely to enjoy it angry too.

    If the terrorist part is true, I don’t mind the oral sex from a female terrorist as long as she doesn’t mind me sticking a .357 Magnum in her face. Hey, we all have to be cautious you know…….the only bomb she is carrying is that other dudes’ kid……

    Old story of King Midas. At the end, the man simply went out into a field, dug a hole, and screamed shit into it, then covered it up. He was really saying (in modern day terms), “Go outside with your woman, and scream into her hole, then bury her”.

    I think that is what he meant. If not, it is not my fault the FBI will come to your house, after all, even I know better than to bury my wife where they will find her………….

  3. King Wang Says:

    But in the end, I will live twice as long…..

  4. FLC Says:

    I was a huge proponent of this when I was married.
    Eventually, running away from the situation is much healthier than even screaming.

  5. Cam Says:

    … or don’t be a sucker and never ever get married to the whore.

  6. San Says:

    “it’s a cause of Early Death.

    Earth Death is an ED that cheating on your wife won’t cure.”

    typo?

  7. Zardoz Says:

    Should we then take this study to mean that the new domestic violence laws (which can imprison a man for raising his voice to his wife even if she throws a saucepan of boiling hot spaghetti over him) are a deliberate attempt to reduce the elderly population and thus relieve the government’s future burden of healthcare and old age pensions?

  8. Dick Masterson Says:

    San said:

    “it’s a cause of Early Death.

    Earth Death is an ED that cheating on your wife won’t cure.”

    typo?

    Indeed. It’s much funnier the correct way.

    -Dick

  9. San Says:

    Dick Masterson said:

    San said:

    “it’s a cause of Early Death.

    Earth Death is an ED that cheating on your wife won’t cure.”

    typo?

    your slipping dick’

    Indeed. It’s much funnier the correct way.

    -Dick

  10. oxy Says:

    I would not presume to enter this site and post criticism of its contents, or of this particular study.

    I also think it would be a form of condescension to say that I am likewise “intrigued”, “fascinated”, or sit in admiration of its existence or purpose.

    Much to the dismay of my fellow menstrual “sisters”, I sit here and read its many threads and finds myself understanding it, and for many years (I am now 30) I have alienated myself from the female community by defending, nay, siding with the logical thinking of men.

    I also do not presume to be the perfect woman; I too have caught myself being utterly ridiculous, with nothing to blame but my biology. It is not an excuse, however - it is a signal that I need to stop myself and learn from my visceral responses, however embarrassing that may be.

    And I will also say that my fiance, the patient man that he is, has on occasion completely blown up at me. I do not cry or try to assign blame. I instead step back and think about why he is yelling and realize that most of the time he happens to be right. And if it means that his life is lengthened by the occasional one-sided brawl - I am all for it. I think I’ll manage - truly strong women do not hide behind the law; they face reality and accept the fact that there are fundamental differences between the sexes, and deal with it appropriately.

  11. Lady XX Says:

    oxy said:

    I would not presume to enter this site and post criticism of its contents, or of this particular study.

    I also think it would be a form of condescension to say that I am likewise “intrigued”, “fascinated”, or sit in admiration of its existence or purpose.

    Much to the dismay of my fellow menstrual “sisters”, I sit here and read its many threads and finds myself understanding it, and for many years (I am now 30) I have alienated myself from the female community by defending, nay, siding with the logical thinking of men.

    I also do not presume to be the perfect woman; I too have caught myself being utterly ridiculous, with nothing to blame but my biology. It is not an excuse, however - it is a signal that I need to stop myself and learn from my visceral responses, however embarrassing that may be.

    And I will also say that my fiance, the patient man that he is, has on occasion completely blown up at me. I do not cry or try to assign blame. I instead step back and think about why he is yelling and realize that most of the time he happens to be right. And if it means that his life is lengthened by the occasional one-sided brawl - I am all for it. I think I’ll manage - truly strong women do not hide behind the law; they face reality and accept the fact that there are fundamental differences between the sexes, and deal with it appropriately.

    Uh… okay… and…?

  12. Sgt. Reyes Says:

    Interesting post.

    An open-minded woman?

    Sehr interresant!

    - Sgt. Reyes

  13. detached Says:

    Welcome oxy. Thanks for the input.

  14. oxy Says:

    To Lady XX -

    Was my post somehow confusing? Let me know, I am always willing to clarify - as long as it is clarification you crave.

  15. sushi Says:

    @Oxy- i thought your post was perfectly clear- to summarize-
    you agree with much of what you read here, and find some of these things to be true about yourself, as well. but you’re capable and looking at and learning from your behavior. you love and respect your soon to be husband and don’t mind if he yells at you every now and again, because often he’s right, and a little yelling never killed anyone.
    i can’t imagine that needed clarifying.

  16. Sgt. Reyes Says:

    @oxy. The saddest part about the women that come on this site is they have no desire for clarification or to understand why a Western male would have such a low opinion of women. Nobody on this site (I believe) hates women.

    I believe we all hate what many women have become. Their attitudes, modus operandi, greed and self gratification have spawned Men that no longer wish for marriage, families or long-lasting relationships.

    I once asked my Father how it was that he could remain married to my Mother for so long and still care for her as much as he does. He responded stating how at the beginning of their marriage he sat her down and went over what he calls ‘Rules of engagement’ or house rules. A list of things that that he simply would not put up with. They have been married for nearly 25 years and if you were to see them they seem like they were married yesterday.

    Women like that are a rarity in this day, age and culture. Just read some of the virulent posts from some of the women on this site such as KL, Joan, Awoman etc. Sadly, these femi-nazis prove everything that this site claims.

    - Sgt Reyes

  17. Awoman Says:

    Well, it’s pretty obvious why the boys on here hate “what women have become.”

    I’d have a horrible opinion of men, too, if I judged every man I met by every man who’s ever done anything bad to me (or my friends), Hitler, the BTK killer, Pol Pot, the Boston Stranger, Jack the Ripper (who I’m pretty sure has some admirers on this site), and Caligula. And George W. Bush.

    And then I turned that opinion of men and blamed every bad thing on men because they were so horrible and mean and started wars on a pack of lies and were just so blood-thristy and men just kill people without thinking or caring and they all love to hit women. And this led me to conclude that every bad thing in my life has stemmed from men. With no responsibility from me whatsoever.

    It’s so easy to play the victim. And it’s even easier to do so when you have a big anonymous support group telling you how evil and powerful whoever you think victimized you is.

    There’s a fable about a guy who comes to a new town and asks another what the people were like there. He asks, what were people like at your old town? The guy says that they were rude and greedy and selfish.
    The wise man says, “You’ll find people here the same.”
    Another new guy in town asks the wise man the same question. He asks how people were in his old town. The new guy says they were good, friendly people. And the wise man says that he’d find people here the same.

    You’re bitter because the mother of your daughter gets child support and you think she’s lazy and she’s done some bad things. Guess what? You slept with her. I assume, Mr-Almighty-92%-on-the-ASVAB, that you knew that sex could lead to children when you fucked her.
    But you know what else? She spent months feeling like crap and god knows how many hours in labor giving you the biggest blessing of your life. For that, if nothing else-no matter how much she’s messed up since then- you should be grateful to her.

    I do, however, feel sorry for your daughter. Because I can picture a day when she’s 20 or so and in college and she wants to become a professor or a doctor or something really great but her boyfriend wants to get married and have her be a stay-at-home mom. And I can just see you urging her to put away her hopes and dreams and become the perfect 50s housewife. In part because you want grandkids, in part because you want your daughter to become the perfect 50s housewife.

    Or maybe it won’t even get that far. Because you’ll have raised her to think that’s the only proper thing for a woman to do: become a housewife. And her dreams get stomped on long before there was a possibility they could come true because dad has already decided to limit her world.

    Or maybe you’ll get lucky and you won’t do any damage because your daughter just happened to come into this world with an innate desire to serve men and she hopes for nothing more than to become a wife and mother and is perfectly content never to mention her desires-never even to think of them,even- if they happen to conflict with the man in her life’s.

    And I’m not putting down housewifes or stay-at-home moms; they serve a valuable purpose and if that’s what they want to do, god bless them. But it’s hypocritical to call women greedy just because they refuse to submit to your whims.

    Sgt. Reyes said:

    @oxy. The saddest part about the women that come on this site is they have no desire for clarification or to understand why a Western male would have such a low opinion of women. Nobody on this site (I believe) hates women.

    I believe we all hate what many women have become. Their attitudes, modus operandi, greed and self gratification have spawned Men that no longer wish for marriage, families or long-lasting relationships.

    - Sgt Reyes

  18. King Wang Says:

    What women have become? That is assuming they never were the same, or somehow evolved into MORE of a fucking soul vampire.

    I need no clarification of anything, by women. That would presume I give a shit enough to listen to long-winded explanations of………nothing.
    I need not listen to another 4 page comment about how “My thoughts are” instead of “Here is a litte fact and truth”.

    Yes, women come here and presume much, talk a lot, prove nothing, but do strengthen the “Women Whine” aspect Men always knew.

    Sgt. Reyes, as usual, wins again. Of course it is not “right” if you are on the other side of the fence. I only have to point out post after post of superiour inferiour Female posts to any man here to make it known you ladies are full of shit, but just not liking the end Man-Result.

    Yes, we get you are trying to drag these guys into extended PERSONAL bullshit arguments and stories in order to try to prove a point that is obviously invalid, and weak, because it lacks, oh, I don’t know, common sense and reality.

    Remember gents, that is how they argue, idiotic details and consistently trying to pull you into a sewer to fight, and all the sudden, you notice somewhere along the line, they lost, but as usual, keep on fighting no matter how fucking stupid it is.

    It is like watching a drunk drag a dead whale down the highway, no matter what, they won’t stop.

  19. mike5150 Says:

    Awoman I don’t think any real man here has a problem paying child support. You and so many like you feel like men don’t really want to support their children. They do. It’s the unreasonable amounts they are forced to pay. What do they get in return? Mom gets the child all week while daddy plays weekend babysitter and pays most of juniors bills.

    Then of course you played the pregnancy card. Who cares? If this is such a problem, or if we are always going to have women act like we owe them for it, I have a suggestion. Don’t have the child. You have them then act like we owe you forever.

    A man should be grateful to a woman because she gave him the greatest blessing of his life? Please. I think the last time we all checked you need a man for that. So maybe you should thank him. No a woman fucking a man over isn’t crossed out because she had a child with him.The next woman that plays the pregnancy card needs her teeth punched out.

  20. Solomon Says:

    Child support is a weapon used by a majority of women everywhere to alienate fathers from their children. The hatred a divorcee feels for her ex-husband is then forced on the kids. No wonder a lot of them turn out to be criminals. I think V sums it up nicely.

    http://www.violentacres.com/archives/318/overheard-in-the-post-office

    -Solomon

  21. MansVoice Says:

    It’s so easy to play the victim. And it’s even easier to do so when you have a big anonymous support group telling you how evil and powerful whoever you think victimized you is.

    Coming from you, thats fucking hilarious.

  22. Doubt Says:

    Awoman said:
    (Much like the scum manifesto, a perfect example of the mindset of a western hog with the genders reversed. Sorry, whore, we don’t buy into that shit.)

    Is this really how you bitches want to be remembered? The generation of whores who are so ashamed of your sex that you have to impersonate men?
    Let’s look at the counter-culture going on here. Oh, it’s that little bitch ‘Awoman,’ who considers her genitalia the sum of her existence. How interesting. So your answer to us men’s cultures, educational backgrounds, mindsets, and general lifestyle and beliefs is that just having a pussy is definitive enough for you.
    And look at how much you whores differ on everything! You are just so cultured, sophisticated, and intelligent - each of you seems more engaging and magnetic then the last! And look at how your audience seems to react, like boorish hogs, pounding illiterately at their keyboards and writing off any of your self-proclaimed genius they fail to grasp within 5 seconds of reading as us just being ‘fucking nerds.’
    Yes, when you are trying to declare intellectual superiority over your opponents, calling them nerds is a flawless strategy, isn’t it?
    Now suck my dick, whore. You don’t have to, it’s just that it’s not like men are flocking over to America for their sexually submissive ‘womyn.’ I mean, it’s not like the fact that 50% of relationships ending in divorce is encouraging, is it?
    Oh, you’re a subhuman dumbshit. I’m sorry, sometimes I think that with your crocodile tears you can actually feel emotion, and perhaps a spark of self-awareness. Of course, if that were true, you would have just gone across the fucking jugular on your FIRST ‘attempt.’
    Hint: You can’t take your heels or implants with you. Those are MATERIAL things, you know, like you are a shallow, materialistic whore. Perhaps you could argue with God about your superiority over him or something, but I have a feeling you’ll just make a bad situation worse - for you, for any onlookers, as usual with a girly-girl with issues, it will be both hilarious and erotic. Once again, sub humanly stupid.

  23. The Rooster Says:

    Women often use the child as a vehicle of manipulation. Their thinking goes a little something like this: daddy has a paycheck? No – abort, yes – keep it. Then they ask themselves if they have “feelings” for the father. Yes? Hmmmm..I can use the baby to bait him whenever I want to be close. And if I get mad at him, I can take the baby away or tell the child that their father is no good. And, I can even push the buttons of his new girlfriend by stirring up drama. Wow this is going to be great!

    This dumb shit is actually what women call “power.” Although a man’s definition is much different. Is there any wonder why the leading cause of death of pregnant women in the U.S. is homicide?

    Oh, and a quick response to the whole “bitter” shit that keeps popping up on female posts- just because the reality of the crap that we describe is about you and offends you, doesn’t make us “bitter.” Gents, those are bullshit argument-diversion-tactics used by women to have you believe that you are consumed by negativity, which most certainly is not the case in any of the man posts I’ve read.

    – The Rooster

  24. detached Says:

    Excellent points the Rooster. The laws of women apply because women are generally stupid and cowlike.

  25. Joseph Says:

    I dont suppose that this could be the reason for why women live longer? They bitch about whatever the hell they cannot do? (So they bitch multiple times each day)?

  26. Arbalest Says:

    Well that and the fact they get to sit home all day and watch the kids while men do all the work.

  27. stonemonkey Says:

    Ok things are heating up, time to jump in.

    Awoman said “You’re bitter because the mother of your daughter gets child support and you think she’s lazy and she’s done some bad things. Guess what? You slept with her. I assume, Mr-Almighty-92%-on-the-ASVAB, that you knew that sex could lead to children when you fucked her.”

    Fair point, but notice the subtle sexism in your comment. If something goes wrong with sex, notice how its all about THE MAN did it. It takes two to tango, and the woman had to open her legs, how about accepting responsibility for that. Notice how she says YOU FUCKED HER…….I seem to remember we both fucked. It was an equal need and desire, but heaven forbid that a women realises that or takes responsibility. Women make sex sound like rape. That they had no choice in the matter and we pinned you down in a back alley with the express purpose of making you pregnant. BULLSHIT.

    I have no problem with child support, IF, the two people were in a relationship that had lasted for about a year or more, AND that the man had a choice in wether the child was born or not. If a women chooses to keep a baby that happened from a one night stand against the mans wishes, why should he have to pay. If she feels comfortable keeping the baby, more power to her, but why drag an unwilling man into the situation.

    Awomen also said “And I can just see you urging her to put away her hopes and dreams and become the perfect 50s housewife. In part because you want grandkids, in part because you want your daughter to become the perfect 50s housewife.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    1. Its mainly women that want to have kids and grandchildren (biological clock), so dont play that card. (tick tick tick)
    2. Most men here would be pushing her to become a professional because then she would be earning her own money and standing on her own two feet.
    3. Whats wrong with wanting your wife/girlfriend to behave a certain way (not necessarily 50’s housewife). Because its not like women try and change men at all is it. They dont tell you how to dress, they dont tell you how to act, they dont complain that you arent affectionate enough, they dont try and mould you instead of accepting you etc etc etc. (yes I have had all those complaints, and my main complaints were that she talked too much and didnt fuck enough, because those were my needs)

    So tell me Awomen, why is it that women get to dictate how a relationship or marriage works? Why cant men say what they need in a relationship?

    Billy Connoly (hope I spelt that right) once said

    “Men need sex to feel loved, and women need to be loved to have sex. So for a relationship to be successful, somebody has to be lie.”

  28. stonemonkey Says:

    Yes I made spelling mistakes, get over it.

  29. Doubt Says:

    stonemonkey said:

    Yes I made spelling mistakes, get over it.

    Don’t worry, she’ll probably overlook the occasional spelling error when stupid whores like this are so cock-addled that they become absolutely incoherent. I’ll just put this quote right below where the slut can easily read it, seeing as to how they consider anything their superior mind can not take in within 5 seconds or less to be below them.

    dontworryboutit said:

    dude you have the most retarded point of view of any other retard i’ve met!!
    im a straight guy, and after reading your shit i felt sick that people like you actually exist…. YOUR MOTHER IS A FREAKING WOMAN!!! have some respect!! your pathetic!

  30. DontHateMasturbate Says:

    Arbalest said:

    Well that and the fact they get to sit home all day and watch the kids while men do all the work.

    What do you think having kids is? A cakewalk? I don’t think so. Having kids IS a full time job. Don’t be stupid.

    And all this putting woman down stuff… I don’t get… I’m sure most of you men go home to a woman, or do you like the manly bum?

  31. Solomon Says:

    @ Stonemonkey, right on man. If they only realized how much their double-standards devalue themselves. A few more for thought:

    If you work too hard, there’s never any time for her.
    If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

    If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation.
    If you have a boring, repetitive job with low pay, you need to get off your butt and find something better.

    If you get promoted ahead of her, it’s favoritism.
    If she gets promoted ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.

    If you mention how nice she looks, it’s harassment.
    If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

    If you cry, you’re a wimp.
    If you don’t, you’re insensitive.

    If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a control freak.
    If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

    If you ask her to do something she hates, that’s manipulation.
    If she asks you, it’s a favor.

    If you keep yourself in shape, you’re self-centered.
    If you don’t, you’re a slob.

    If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
    If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.

    If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist.
    If you’re not, you’re not ambitious enough.

    If she has a headache, she’s tired.
    If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.

    -Solomon

  32. wow - female Says:

    Solomon said:

    If they only realized how much their double-standards devalue themselves. A few more for thought:

    If you work too hard, there’s never any time for her.
    If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

    If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation.
    If you have a boring, repetitive job with low pay, you need to get off your butt and find something better.

    If you get promoted ahead of her, it’s favoritism.
    If she gets promoted ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.

    If you mention how nice she looks, it’s harassment.
    If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

    If you cry, you’re a wimp.
    If you don’t, you’re insensitive.

    If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a control freak.
    If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

    If you ask her to do something she hates, that’s manipulation.
    If she asks you, it’s a favor.

    If you keep yourself in shape, you’re self-centered.
    If you don’t, you’re a slob.

    If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
    If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.

    If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist.
    If you’re not, you’re not ambitious enough.

    If she has a headache, she’s tired.
    If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.

    -Solomon

    You couldnt be more right!!

  33. Solomon Says:

    @DontHateMasturbate, Dum bitch women put themselves down under the weight of their feminist liberation. Enjoy the following, slut:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAqWGwViaOs

    -Solomon

  34. stonemonkey Says:

    Awesome list Solomon, very concise.

    This is for any women who cares to know.

    How to make a man happy. (well me anyway)

    1. Act with a modicum of intelligence and self-respect in public.
    2. Be as slutty as you want in private.
    3. Bring food.
    4. Contribute equally (in whatever manner that means)

    (of course there are a whole range of things which depends on each individuals tastes and interests, so dont try and bring that crap into the equation. These are general rules of thumb.)

    Men, dont try to make women happy (for most) its impossible because you are meant to be 50 different things at 50 different times, and you are supposed to read minds and understand exactly when and to what degree you are meant to be one of those 50 things.

    I think that is something women on this site dont understand, most of us are asking you to make a choice. If you want to use your feminine wiles to get ahead in life, then you will be treated like a weaker, frailer being; becausee your not using your intellect and hard-work to get ahead. If you want equality, then put in the effort and dont expect hand-outs.
    If you want to be both, then stop bitching, because you have it.

    p.s. Solomon, really that shit should be on a t-shirt.

  35. saint27 Says:

    To Stonemonkey(37)
    Very concise and meaningful, my first time to this site and I love it. Your comments could not be more truthful and should be carried out by every man.Women throughout the world should be exposed to your comments and wake up to thenselves.

  36. The Rooster Says:

    Welcome aboard saint27.

  37. Muzalon Says:

    Anglo-American cunts are bloated ogresses crunching men’s brains in the primal Void.

    Kill ‘em all!

    This site rocks - one of the best anti-female websites around.

  38. Arbalest Says:

    DontHateMasturbate said:

    Arbalest said:

    Well that and the fact they get to sit home all day and watch the kids while men do all the work.

    What do you think having kids is? A cakewalk? I don’t think so. Having kids IS a full time job. Don’t be stupid.

    Only if women would think that far ahead before letting their legs fly open for just anyone. Parenting isn’t that hard, it’s just that women are too busy blaming their kids for their own incompetence.

    Approximately, forty percent (40.4%) of child victims were maltreated by their mothers acting alone;

    http://www.acf.hhs.gov/programs/cb/pubs/cm05/chapterthree.htm#figurefi ve

    http://www.acf.hhs.gov/programs/cb/pubs/cm05/figure3_5.htm They even have a helpful pie chart to point it out to you. In fact most of the worse men in history were abused or at at least raised by a single mother. Hitler, Charles Manson, etc. And most of the men in gangs come from single mothers who can’t get the job done. I would respect single mothers if their selfish and shortsighted minds weren’t the reason I leave my doors unlocked at night. (Not that I would anywho but still)

  39. King Wang Says:

    I still think Dick should make Wolfe’s “Rule of 9″ a T-shirt.

  40. stonemonkey Says:

    Thanks for the compliment saint 27

  41. Zaphod Says:

    detached said:

    Excellent points the Rooster. The laws of women apply because women are generally stupid and cowlike.

    Good point, but lets clarify,,,
    The Laws of women have applied due to the simple fact that we as MEN have allowed it in the first place. We have played by the womans rules because we didn’t want to offend anyone, we became pussies to the vagina.
    We have cut off our balls and handed them over to women on a silver platter this past century. Slowly over the past couple of years we have started to take OUR control back.
    I DO NOT PLAY BY THEIR RULES. I PLAY BY MY RULES.
    And NO ONE will tell me otherwise.
    I am a single father of 3 kids. I have full custody, going on 12 years now. Did I let a court or a woman tell me I cant have my kids? FUCK NO! I did not just sit around and bitch about my dilemma or how the “Courts” are. I stood up and did something about it. I ensured that my children, who I wanted, are to be well cared for at all times.
    As for the shouting part? Enough of this psycho babble and studies. Where in the FUCK did common sense go? If you have to scream at anyone, Why are you there in the first place? Why waste your time? This is why I got divorced, wasn’t worth my time to aggravate myself with stupidity from a woman, much less anyone else. The easiest way to piss off a woman is to be honest with common sense. When they fly off the handle and start freaking out, causing a scene, you just proved your point at how unstable the female mind is. The best thing to do in my opinion is to just let it happen and walk away, you have proved your point by being a man, Honest and Straightforward. To be screaming and yelling just proves you are unstable and mentally unbalanced. Leave the woman there freaking the fuck out, causing a scene, and making herself look like the freak of nature she is as you just stroll away, secure in your Manhood that you just proved your point.
    Most woman these days are so fucked up. They believe they have this undeniable power over Men. They play their games, manipulate and scheme at every turn. Then, more and more often (Thank God), when it all blows up in their face, they sit, shocked and stunned. Still, they are not done. Now you have to deal with the hatred and revenge aspect. You as a man have “Wronged” them, they now make it a lifelong goal to be a much as a pain in the ass as possible. Hurting any and everything in their path, including the children, just to get back at you.
    This case is not just me. I am sure there are many more stories like this on this website alone. Let alone, you can probably go outside, throw a rock and hit 5 guys with horror stories about women. This all goes to prove the common sense aspect of how truly fucked the female mind is.
    MEN- Get off your asses and start taking control back!!
    A father CAN and DOES get custody, who cares if you get child support? I don’t, yet I still have a house, cars, vacations. She still lives in scumtown with a scumbag boyfriend living the scumbag life going nowhere.
    If you are not happy, DO something about it or shut up.
    Life is worth living while you have a smile on your face, whats so great about being angry all the time? Because some scientist, somewhere says it could make you live longer? Who the Fuck is he in my life? Im sure you can recite one commercial for a medication that takes care of one thing but possibly causes 20 others, including rectal bleeding. Come to think of it, I refer to women in my head as rectal bleeding, I would rather deal with anything else then have to deal with a mental female.

    Hopefully I pissed off allot of females.
    Bring the word “Man” back to life.
    Zaphod

  42. stonemonkey Says:

    Fucking Bravo Zaphod. I agree. Just take a look at the face of any women that you stand up to. You could be debating or discussing any topic, but if you disagree with her, its like you have personally insulted her. Its time to call bullshit on certain crap, and stop letting them get away with stuff.

    I love seeing women in bars that get refused when they make sexual advances on men. WE are expected to just accept it when a women says no, how about you do the same ladies, instead of resorting to personal insults.

    So to add to Solomons excellent post.

    If a women says no to a sexual proposition, thats her right.
    If a man says no, he must be gay, or inadequate.

    I agree with women that men are simple creatures, and that women are complex. However, anybody that knows anything about engineering or systems in general, the more complex the system, the more chances there are for failure, and the harder it is to fix. But a nice simple system, rarely fails, and is quick to repair when it does. (thats why I like older cars and motorbikes).

    Good luck with the kids Zaphod, raise them well.

  43. MansVoice Says:

    stonemonkey said:
    WE are expected to just accept it when a women says no, how about you do the same ladies, instead of resorting to personal insults.

    In their fucking faces, indeed. Excellent thoughts, gents.

  44. King Wang Says:

    The “Laws of Women” are like anything else a woman does:

    Invisible, and completely fabricated and non-existent bullshit.
    They forget tha