Screaming At Your Wife Is Good For You
Screaming at a woman is like running on a treadmill. It’s not going to get you anywhere because women are as dense as lead shit, and it’s a loss of Man Points.
Wasting time is a loss of Man Points.
Women understand a good screaming at as much as a dog. You could sound like a logical jet engine, but the yap won’t shut, the budget won’t be learned, and the shoes will still get eaten. Turn it up to 11 if you want, but know that your Engine of Correction is powered on burning Man Points.
Also, according to a new study, screaming at your wife or girlfriend is good for your health — just like running on a treadmill. Maybe it’s not such a waste of time after all.
Whenever I think of emotions, I like to think of them as little terrorists running around inside the bodies of women, making them do insane things like cry at work and have illegitimate children. Well, there’s another similarity between emotions and terrorists. Both will get you killed if you harbor them. In the case of terrorists, your country gets invaded; and in the case of emotions, your heart explodes like a carpet bomb raid across the desert on CNN during prime time. As manly as that sounds, there are better ways to go.
A recent study at the University of Michigan found that the instance of death in couples who scream at each other is half of those who don’t.
“When both spouses suppressed their anger at the other when unfairly attacked, earlier death was twice as likely than in all other types.” - Professor Ernest Harburg
That means if you’re in a relationship who solves it’s problems by shouting and not pouting, you’re going to shout your way into retirement. Your quiet neighbors will be having their treasured heirlooms sold off at an estate sale while you’re having screaming make-up sex — or better yet, while you’re getting up to whatever scandalous thing is going to cause that massive fight later.
I imagine it works proportionally; whereby the angrier the screaming, the more life is being saved, however I have no study to back that up.
Fighting is manly. Therefore fighting is good for you. Men are better than women. Doing things in the womanly way: by writing journals about your problems, reading journals about your problems, or gabbing about your problems with your friends who are waiting for their turn to talk, is not only boring, it’s a cause of Early Death.
Early Death is an ED that cheating on your wife won’t cure.
But the study gets even manlier. It was also found that the death-preventing effects of shouting still work when only one parter in the couple is doing the screaming.
I’ve seen a lot of women get chewed out for doing something stupid. I once saw a woman get chewed out for throwing a two thousand dollar check in the trash. Obviously she cried about it because that’s what women do when they’re faced with any challenge more difficult than sudoku. However, when she was done crying, what I didn’t hear her say was this:
“Thank you for saving my life.”
Sometimes I think we should continue wasting money in schools trying to shove science down the throat of young she-monkeys. At least then women could understand just how much better we men are. If they understood statistics, women would understand not to cry because of some shouting. It’s life saving. What the fuck is the big deal anyway? It’s just some shouting. It’s not going to cause an avalanche because there’s no snow around for a hundred miles, and unless you’re a child, screaming is no more frightening than a train going by. Grow the fuck up.
Scream at your wife. It’s healthy.
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January 30th, 2008 at 9:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e09fe4cb3fd2
You couldnt be more right!!
January 30th, 2008 at 9:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b
@DontHateMasturbate, Dum bitch women put themselves down under the weight of their feminist liberation. Enjoy the following, slut:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAqWGwViaOs
-Solomon
January 30th, 2008 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 144babad95dec
Awesome list Solomon, very concise.
This is for any women who cares to know.
How to make a man happy. (well me anyway)
1. Act with a modicum of intelligence and self-respect in public.
2. Be as slutty as you want in private.
3. Bring food.
4. Contribute equally (in whatever manner that means)
(of course there are a whole range of things which depends on each individuals tastes and interests, so dont try and bring that crap into the equation. These are general rules of thumb.)
Men, dont try to make women happy (for most) its impossible because you are meant to be 50 different things at 50 different times, and you are supposed to read minds and understand exactly when and to what degree you are meant to be one of those 50 things.
I think that is something women on this site dont understand, most of us are asking you to make a choice. If you want to use your feminine wiles to get ahead in life, then you will be treated like a weaker, frailer being; becausee your not using your intellect and hard-work to get ahead. If you want equality, then put in the effort and dont expect hand-outs.
If you want to be both, then stop bitching, because you have it.
p.s. Solomon, really that shit should be on a t-shirt.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5ecfd357db8ae
To Stonemonkey(37)
Very concise and meaningful, my first time to this site and I love it. Your comments could not be more truthful and should be carried out by every man.Women throughout the world should be exposed to your comments and wake up to thenselves.
January 30th, 2008 at 2:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: ba89f5eba2b91
Welcome aboard saint27.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: e6ba193e505f9
Anglo-American cunts are bloated ogresses crunching men’s brains in the primal Void.
Kill ‘em all!
This site rocks - one of the best anti-female websites around.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 36a4fb2a67e98
January 30th, 2008 at 11:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
I still think Dick should make Wolfe’s “Rule of 9″ a T-shirt.
January 31st, 2008 at 5:02 am - IP Man-Hash: e92a2d73d5c18
Thanks for the compliment saint 27
January 31st, 2008 at 7:22 am - IP Man-Hash: c5c3f4aca5f9a
Good point, but lets clarify,,,
The Laws of women have applied due to the simple fact that we as MEN have allowed it in the first place. We have played by the womans rules because we didn’t want to offend anyone, we became pussies to the vagina.
We have cut off our balls and handed them over to women on a silver platter this past century. Slowly over the past couple of years we have started to take OUR control back.
I DO NOT PLAY BY THEIR RULES. I PLAY BY MY RULES.
And NO ONE will tell me otherwise.
I am a single father of 3 kids. I have full custody, going on 12 years now. Did I let a court or a woman tell me I cant have my kids? FUCK NO! I did not just sit around and bitch about my dilemma or how the “Courts” are. I stood up and did something about it. I ensured that my children, who I wanted, are to be well cared for at all times.
As for the shouting part? Enough of this psycho babble and studies. Where in the FUCK did common sense go? If you have to scream at anyone, Why are you there in the first place? Why waste your time? This is why I got divorced, wasn’t worth my time to aggravate myself with stupidity from a woman, much less anyone else. The easiest way to piss off a woman is to be honest with common sense. When they fly off the handle and start freaking out, causing a scene, you just proved your point at how unstable the female mind is. The best thing to do in my opinion is to just let it happen and walk away, you have proved your point by being a man, Honest and Straightforward. To be screaming and yelling just proves you are unstable and mentally unbalanced. Leave the woman there freaking the fuck out, causing a scene, and making herself look like the freak of nature she is as you just stroll away, secure in your Manhood that you just proved your point.
Most woman these days are so fucked up. They believe they have this undeniable power over Men. They play their games, manipulate and scheme at every turn. Then, more and more often (Thank God), when it all blows up in their face, they sit, shocked and stunned. Still, they are not done. Now you have to deal with the hatred and revenge aspect. You as a man have “Wronged” them, they now make it a lifelong goal to be a much as a pain in the ass as possible. Hurting any and everything in their path, including the children, just to get back at you.
This case is not just me. I am sure there are many more stories like this on this website alone. Let alone, you can probably go outside, throw a rock and hit 5 guys with horror stories about women. This all goes to prove the common sense aspect of how truly fucked the female mind is.
MEN- Get off your asses and start taking control back!!
A father CAN and DOES get custody, who cares if you get child support? I don’t, yet I still have a house, cars, vacations. She still lives in scumtown with a scumbag boyfriend living the scumbag life going nowhere.
If you are not happy, DO something about it or shut up.
Life is worth living while you have a smile on your face, whats so great about being angry all the time? Because some scientist, somewhere says it could make you live longer? Who the Fuck is he in my life? Im sure you can recite one commercial for a medication that takes care of one thing but possibly causes 20 others, including rectal bleeding. Come to think of it, I refer to women in my head as rectal bleeding, I would rather deal with anything else then have to deal with a mental female.
Hopefully I pissed off allot of females.
Bring the word “Man” back to life.
Zaphod
January 31st, 2008 at 8:41 am - IP Man-Hash: a999f741b1d7c
Fucking Bravo Zaphod. I agree. Just take a look at the face of any women that you stand up to. You could be debating or discussing any topic, but if you disagree with her, its like you have personally insulted her. Its time to call bullshit on certain crap, and stop letting them get away with stuff.
I love seeing women in bars that get refused when they make sexual advances on men. WE are expected to just accept it when a women says no, how about you do the same ladies, instead of resorting to personal insults.
So to add to Solomons excellent post.
If a women says no to a sexual proposition, thats her right.
If a man says no, he must be gay, or inadequate.
I agree with women that men are simple creatures, and that women are complex. However, anybody that knows anything about engineering or systems in general, the more complex the system, the more chances there are for failure, and the harder it is to fix. But a nice simple system, rarely fails, and is quick to repair when it does. (thats why I like older cars and motorbikes).
Good luck with the kids Zaphod, raise them well.
January 31st, 2008 at 8:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 08444efbf4b03
In their fucking faces, indeed. Excellent thoughts, gents.
January 31st, 2008 at 2:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
The “Laws of Women” are like anything else a woman does:
Invisible, and completely fabricated and non-existent bullshit.
They forget that just because it exists inside their heads doesn’t mean it still is not real………..
I guess delusional thinking is easy for females, especially if you have somebody like Ellen constantly talking to you through the TV……….
January 31st, 2008 at 5:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
@Solomon. Mantastic list although the list goes on and on and on and on…
Women don’t have the faintest clue what equality means.
- Sgt. Reyes
January 31st, 2008 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5eaebab320f0a
Wow, I never thought of it like that. I think Ill ponder on it before I decide if I agree or not.
January 31st, 2008 at 10:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: aaab24377cdf6
I was wondering what you thought:
Would you rather there be no women on this earth at all or all women be are slaves? I’m thinking the latter.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:14 am - IP Man-Hash: ee8b6fbb34a07
Wait, women as slaves? Of course not. Slaves were actually useful.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Hahaha. Well, they did get shit done, and you could automatically have sex with the hot ones at any time.
I don’t want slaves. I want the old “Viking Style”.
A little raping, a lot of pillaging, well, maybe ONE slave. But she would have to be Russian, and I would bring her home after I burnt her village down. Then, when I get bored, sell her off, or just give her away.
You know, the MANLY way they used to do it.
Geeze, women have it SO rough now compared to the old days……..
February 1st, 2008 at 7:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: aaab24377cdf6
I know. They never appriciate that things are wya better now for tham. They just keep wanting more.
February 11th, 2008 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: fa53a37c68e79
Hey, all you fuckheads who are never going to be laid in your entire lives becasue you’re all insecure assholes who are too stupid and selfish to bother about anyone but yourselves - get your heads outta your asses and wake up and realize that the stone age is over, and chauvinistic dickheads like yourselves are a dying breed. cling to the masculine humor (that you seem to enjoy so much) like a liferaft, but when you start drowning in your own stupidity, im sure you will all see just how flimsy those convictions of yours are.