Screaming At Your Wife Is Good For You
Screaming at a woman is like running on a treadmill. It’s not going to get you anywhere because women are as dense as lead shit, and it’s a loss of Man Points.
Wasting time is a loss of Man Points.
Women understand a good screaming at as much as a dog. You could sound like a logical jet engine, but the yap won’t shut, the budget won’t be learned, and the shoes will still get eaten. Turn it up to 11 if you want, but know that your Engine of Correction is powered on burning Man Points.
Also, according to a new study, screaming at your wife or girlfriend is good for your health — just like running on a treadmill. Maybe it’s not such a waste of time after all.
Whenever I think of emotions, I like to think of them as little terrorists running around inside the bodies of women, making them do insane things like cry at work and have illegitimate children. Well, there’s another similarity between emotions and terrorists. Both will get you killed if you harbor them. In the case of terrorists, your country gets invaded; and in the case of emotions, your heart explodes like a carpet bomb raid across the desert on CNN during prime time. As manly as that sounds, there are better ways to go.
A recent study at the University of Michigan found that the instance of death in couples who scream at each other is half of those who don’t.
“When both spouses suppressed their anger at the other when unfairly attacked, earlier death was twice as likely than in all other types.” - Professor Ernest Harburg
That means if you’re in a relationship who solves it’s problems by shouting and not pouting, you’re going to shout your way into retirement. Your quiet neighbors will be having their treasured heirlooms sold off at an estate sale while you’re having screaming make-up sex — or better yet, while you’re getting up to whatever scandalous thing is going to cause that massive fight later.
I imagine it works proportionally; whereby the angrier the screaming, the more life is being saved, however I have no study to back that up.
Fighting is manly. Therefore fighting is good for you. Men are better than women. Doing things in the womanly way: by writing journals about your problems, reading journals about your problems, or gabbing about your problems with your friends who are waiting for their turn to talk, is not only boring, it’s a cause of Early Death.
Early Death is an ED that cheating on your wife won’t cure.
But the study gets even manlier. It was also found that the death-preventing effects of shouting still work when only one parter in the couple is doing the screaming.
I’ve seen a lot of women get chewed out for doing something stupid. I once saw a woman get chewed out for throwing a two thousand dollar check in the trash. Obviously she cried about it because that’s what women do when they’re faced with any challenge more difficult than sudoku. However, when she was done crying, what I didn’t hear her say was this:
“Thank you for saving my life.”
Sometimes I think we should continue wasting money in schools trying to shove science down the throat of young she-monkeys. At least then women could understand just how much better we men are. If they understood statistics, women would understand not to cry because of some shouting. It’s life saving. What the fuck is the big deal anyway? It’s just some shouting. It’s not going to cause an avalanche because there’s no snow around for a hundred miles, and unless you’re a child, screaming is no more frightening than a train going by. Grow the fuck up.
Scream at your wife. It’s healthy.
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Before posting “Screaming At Your Wife Is Good For You” you should thing of the consequences .
+ Did you know, each year in the US, 3-4 millions women are beaten every year ?
+Did you know 33% of the murders are domestic violence ?
+The FBI estimates a women is beaten every 15 seconds in the US ?
+Did you know an estimate of 1500 women are killed every year due to domestic violence ?
+Did you know domestic violence is the leading cause of injury to women between the ages of 15 and 44 in the United States?
It’s one thing to say “men are better than women” ( which i could comment but will , i repeat , will try not to ) but to encourage violence is another. Honestly don’t you thing it’s a little to far ? by the way this question is for Dick ,not for the wannabe’s.
I suppose you support war too? I guess I’d be considered a hippy to you, a young female Canadian hippy. But there’s nothing wrong with talking about your problems instead of shouting about them. Shouting gets you just about as far as a cow in the sea.
Very good Tanya.
Fact…
One third of women have an IQ equal to or greater than the male mean(or average - take your pick).
Arbalest makes a very good point Tanya. Who are you to determine what constitues a “real” man? If you take it upon yourself to do so why are you criticising any man’s right to define women in the same or similar way?
Some men are better than women, and some women are better than men. It’s as simple as that. Gender doesn’t determine superiority.
A woman can be just as strong as a man if not stronger.
A women can have just as much strength of character- they can be hardworking
Then why are so many women on wel-fare?
intelligent: Then explain those girls on youtube signing a petition to end women’s sufferage
fair:
A woman can be just as strong as a man if not stronger. A women can have just as much strength of character- they can be hardworking, intelligent, fair, honest, brave, and so on- but how many men/people can honestly be described this way?
Come on that whole piece was a example of women not being fair. You didn’t mention how men could be as “caring” as women, or how men can take care of helpless things as well as women. (which is good because that would have been only good for a laugh anywho) and come on, men/people? How are men different than people? Last time I checked men were people.
honest: Explain to me all the false rape cases, women crying abuse just to get divorces, and lying about who’s the actual father of their kids? and my own personal favorite”I didn’t want to murder him, I was just on PMS/momentarily insane/he WANTED me to hurt him”
brave: Why aren’t more women in the army then? Or tend to kill things that can’t defend themselves? Even the worse man will go after something that can flee, women always pick defenseless victims, like animals, retarded and old people, and even their own kids. Brave? Bullshit.
and so on- but how many men/people can honestly be described this way? Very few.
You should be able to see how that sentence is wrong. Men/people?
What every one of you misogynists don’t understand is that being a REAL man takes a lot more than just having a dick; and I’ve known plenty of women who are more “man” than most of you will ever be.
You’re not only projecting, you’re being sexist and hypocritical. Telling Dick that women have good points and then going on how “REAL” men should be?
I’ll be a “real” man when you cook my dinner like a “real” woman, okay?
I suppose the same people who’ve argued that men are superior to women because of their strength would also now like to argue that Americans are superior to Asians for the same reason? Or black people superior to white?
By bringing race into a conversation so easily just to prove a point, you’re not only proving yourself to be a idiot and sticking to a herd mentality, you’re trivializing those events by relegating them to a footstool in your arguement. What’s next, are you going to use Hiroshima as a reason why women are great cooks? Or slavery to prove how “awful” men are? Idiot.
Tanya, get the fuck off the site you fat bitch. We don’t allow frigid western whores like yourself inside here. NO WOMEN ALLOWED… Can’t you read?
Tanya, lick my balls. The end.
I suppose the same people who’ve argued that men are superior to women because of their strength would also now like to argue that Americans are superior to Asians for the same reason? Or black people superior to white?
Some men are better than women, and some women are better than men. It’s as simple as that. Gender doesn’t determine superiority.
A woman can be just as strong as a man if not stronger. A women can have just as much strength of character- they can be hardworking, intelligent, fair, honest, brave, and so on- but how many men/people can honestly be described this way? Very few.
What every one of you misogynists don’t understand is that being a REAL man takes a lot more than just having a dick; and I’ve known plenty of women who are more “man” than most of you will ever be.
The atypical female rebuttals serve purely to even more convincingly validate our arguments- if at all possible.
Perhaps they’re all being hilariously ironic, but that requires a presumption of a modicum of wit.
Addendum. It isn’t mens’ penises which have dominated the world. It is their balls.
I did not say “women are good for nothing other than sex”. I said that they have little more to offer to men. Simply put men are not interested in women who are carbon copies of other men. Women need to offer something different. As a friend of mine with something of an entrepreneurial bent often says “if you want to be noticed be different”.
Women allow their feelings to dominate their own lives a little too much at times. I would suggest you consider for once that men have feelings too.
I don’t have a basement and I have more than enough friends of both genders.
Aw gee, I’m shattered.
Along with millions of men who gave their lives and blood throughout history to a)create freedom and democracy in the first place and b)protect the fat arses of ungracious and ungrateful harpies such as EM and yourself - often after being shamed into participation by those same fat arsed harpies.
Others here can assure you that my leftie credentials are in line with Marx and Mao. Clinton is a flake who is poll driven and says only what she believes her current audience wants to hear. If she is the best the US Democrats can come up with then God help us all. The average local government hack in my country would make mince meat of her in any debate.
Women have held themselves back and continue to do so by playing the victim at every turn. The damsel in distress game is getting just a little tiresome. Most of the great things done by men historically required little more than paper and something to write with. Why do anything yourself when you can get a bloke to do it for you with the promise of a little pussy or a cry for help.
Wrong. They would have got a man to do it for them.
I have no problems with equality. That has nothing to do with quality however.
I’m not interested in dominating anybody. That would require too much responsibility on my part. My superiority over you has nothing to do with my penis. It has everything to do with working my arse off to achieve and succeed and doing it without a constant helping hand.
I love this. Mens’ penises dominate the world.
It certainly dominates your thinking. Get over it girl. Nobody is holding you back apart from yourself. The wonderful civilisation you see around you was created by the drive and passion of countless human beings. A few of them were even women! Those humans, predominantly men, have created a world in which it is now possible for women to do great things. Your own sense of inferiority is what holds you back. Stop listening to feminists who took the lazy way by claiming permanent victimhood. Your own empowerment must come from within yourself. It can’t be given to you by others.
More of the same. If you have a look you’ll see much more bragging than whining here. You are failing the challenge by resorting to shaming and ad hominem which, in essence, demonstrates your weakness.
Men ARE over ourselves and our superiourity, it would seem as only women are the ones that are not over it as of yet………..
Aw, I’m so sad that you think that. This is probably why you will never have a women or get laid in your life.
Ah good, if I wanted to own a object that had nothing to offer besides sex I can find something less costly. And if you have enough time to insult people over the internet, you might want to check up on life yourself, because your current one is worth nothing more than pity and shame. And read a book once in awhile, child, I haven’t seen such ignorance since middle school.
Aw, maybe i will whine some more if thats what you want. But, oh wait, it looks like all you men are doing the exact same thing. You all are whining about how great you are and how your penises dominate the whole world. Get over yourselves already. No matter what you say the truth remains the same, women are equal to men.
Aw, I’m so sad that you think that. This is probably why you will never have a women or get laid in your life. How sad. It’s pathetic how all the men on this website have to huddle together and talk to each other about how amazing they are and how because you people have penises you are better. Try getting a life.
I feel that women with Attention Deficit Disorder tend to come here and talk so fucking much they prove our point. Please, remember, no one likes you, except your cat, so go talk to it, I can guarantee it will be the only thing on earth that gives a shit about your opinion………
Please, cry and whine some more, we don’t have enough proof racked up that given the opportunity, women will bust into tears and whine like children when they are told anything that doesn’t celebrate their Vaginas and Stupidity, in that order.
Shrew + Talking = Stupid. Bank on it, better than Vegas and the Lottery.
A sure fucking thing.
If you feel that women are good for nothing other than sex, i suggest telling all the of friends that you have who are women just that. Let’s see how they feel about that. Oh wait, i bet that you think women have no feelings either. But it doesn’t really matter since you probably have no friends and you sit in your basement thinking of all the reasons your better than everyone else. I feel sorry for you.
Au contraire my dear. The only reason we advanced from that stone age was the intellect, drive and passion of men.
If civilization had been left in female hands, we would still be living in grass huts. - Christina Hoff Sommers
The rest of your post is entirely predictable twaddle.
Face it EM. Women have little to offer men apart from sex. They have contributed nothing to our civilisation except occasional incubation. Everything you see around you was invented and made by men including your freedom and liberty. Must be tough for you to contemplate that the development of an artificial uterus is all it will take to make you utterly superfluous.
If you feel that women are good for nothing other than sex, i suggest telling all the of friends that you have who are women just that. Let’s see how they feel about that. Oh wait, i bet that you think women have no feelings either. But it doesn’t really matter since you probably have no friends and you sit in your basement thinking of all the reasons your better than everyone else. I feel sorry for you. And i guess Harriet Tubman was a figment of my imagination because she contributed to civilization by helping to free slaves and stop slavery. I guess Hillary Clinton was too. I will admit that women have done little in the past, but that is only because men have held them back. Women would have done something about it if men weren’t stronger than them. Yes, i said men are stronger than women. It’s true. It is proven that men are physically stronger than women. But in society today, Men and women are considered equal, plain and simple. If you think just because you have a penis then you are better, i feel sorry for you. It looks like someone has domination issues.
Since I was balls deep last night then I can discount the rest of your ridiculous argument.
Au contraire my dear. The only reason we advanced from that stone age was the intellect, drive and passion of men.
If civilization had been left in female hands, we would still be living in grass huts. - Christina Hoff Sommers
The rest of your post is entirely predictable twaddle.
Face it EM. Women have little to offer men apart from sex. They have contributed nothing to our civilisation except occasional incubation. Everything you see around you was invented and made by men including your freedom and liberty. Must be tough for you to contemplate that the development of an artificial uterus is all it will take to make you utterly superfluous.
Hi, EM? Here’s a amazing invention, it helps you to communicate better and everything. It’s called CORRECT ENGLISH. No longer do you have to lean upon redundant run on sentences! Don’t worry it also comes with spare capital letters and punctuation marks. Now all you have to do to make sense is to have a decent thought now! So get to working on that and come back in a few decades, k?