Ask Dick: Should Women Be In the Marines?
To me, the Marine Corps was the toughest branch in the military where only America’s top 1% earn the honor of being called Marine. Now women and their “equal oppurtunity bullshit” can earn this prestige. They shouldnt. They don’t do pull-ups like the men do, instead they do an arm hang, and their run time can be slower all because they’re not built like men. Even the women in our administration fuck shit up. I believe i just lost a shit load of man points for complaining but my question is, Should women be allowed in not just the Marine Corps but any branch of military?
Thanks for the question, Manly in the Marines, but my answer may surprise you.
Yes. Women should be in the Marines.
Dealing with women wanting stupid things is like spilling shit all over yourself while you’re driving. If you want to make it way worse, just flail around and grab at things to stop the mess. While you’re distracted by globs of catsup running into the cracks of your leather upholstery, you will either wreck your fucking car or something else will spill.
Unmanly.
Driving and women are exactly the same in this respect, just like they are in all respects. Both are expensive as fuck and after a while of doing it every day, it starts to get tedious. That means it’s time to check out the financing options on those 08 models.
Women wanting to be in the Marines is stupid, but dealing with it is as simple as dealing with women in general. Just give them exactly what they want.
When I was much younger, I saw a cartoon about a child caught smoking. Thankfully, the child was caught by his father. If his mother had caught him, she might have taken it upon herself to enact some discipline and she most certainly would have fucked that up. The boy’s father sat the child down and forced him to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes. Actually, I think it was Donald Duck that did this.
The point is, the best way to discipline a child is figuratively (and sometimes literally) knock the ingratitude out of it. You want to know what smoking is like? Here, smoke this hockey puck sized hunk of tar and shut the fuck up.
Manly.
Do women have a place in the marines? Jesus Fuck, no! Women have no place in anything where incompetence doesn’t equal results. That means women have no place anywhere except attracting a mate. Men are suckers for damsels in distress. We respect honesty in a life partner and realize sub-man-consciously that women who constantly fuck up are merely being as honest with you as you are with them. No one can fault women for their incompetence.
We can’t fault women for sticking their fat feet in the Marines either. It’s our fault for inventing satellites and wrist communicators to make up for women’s cartographically challenged shit-brains and their inability to communicate simply and efficiently. It’s our fault for keeping the world so fucking safe for the last 50 years women got the idea to join The Army. They’re doing it for no other reason than to prove something to themselves and that’s bullshit. Any female Marine who says she’s joining up for the right reasons is full of monkey shit. The right reasons are honor and country and the protection of liberties. FeMarines wouldn’t know the right reasons for war if they walked right up and offered to help her carry something heavy — something like her gun.
It’s our fault as men this happened. That means it’s our responsibility to end it, just like we did with slavery. Fortunately it’s easy. Take a lesson from Donald Duck. We just have to make women smoke a fucking full pack of Marines.
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January 8th, 2007 at 11:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 521b972bc2552
Shut the fuck up Coderch. You have lost all credibility and make yourself look like more of a fucking failure every time you make a whiny post.
I’m smarter than you, better looking than you, and 10x more charismatic. My ex who’s league I was out of looks better than any women you’ve ever paid for sex.
January 8th, 2007 at 2:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Hey. Hey GUYS. Lets all calm the FUCK down shall we. You’re acting like women. Here’s a site you all should be going to.
http://www.feminist.com/ or http://www.feminist.org/
Cause you’re fucking acting like them. So shut the fuck up and lets go along with our man days.
I respect all the men here regardless of race, nationality, sexuality, religion etc.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Thats how many times a women needs to be told. So lets be men and shut up now. You want to continue this, take it to the forums. Must be a place for dumping shit nobody cares about.
January 8th, 2007 at 7:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: be1a5c9223844
My my isn’t Coderch the MAN!
“Suck my dick and drink my spooge, you fucking sons of cunts! If I met you in person, I ASSURE that none of you bitches would talk to me like that.”
So charming and smooth. By the way, you know the computer you’re using to argue with the guys on these boards were designed by four-eyed nerds who you so despise?
Maybe you’d prefer to be a dumb stud than a womanless nerd. But I can see one advantage with the nerd - they’re not so angry and sputteringly raving as you. Perhaps because they’ve got something productive to do.
- patriarch from the Far East
January 8th, 2007 at 7:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: be1a5c9223844
By the way: “Specialized technical bullshit”? The first 2 words have come to pretty much define the exclusive field of men who pioneer our advancement into the info age.
In case you’re wondering, I’m rubbish with computers. But I can appreciate the so-called “nerds” expertise.
- patriarch from the Far East
January 9th, 2007 at 12:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
Maybe you’d prefer to be a dumb stud than a womanless nerd. But I can see one advantage with the nerd - they’re not so angry and sputteringly raving as you. Perhaps because they’ve got something productive to do.
- patriarch from the Far East
I have had several hot women, i’m 20 years old and yet still think they are the most overated thing in the world. Women have smaler brains than men and should bow to a smart and honorable man. Your just another feminized monkey.
January 9th, 2007 at 2:51 am - IP Man-Hash: be1a5c9223844
And where did I say that women shouldn’t bow down to honorable men?
Presumptious idiot.
- patriarch from the Far East
January 11th, 2007 at 2:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952
The very definition of charm.
The argument above isn’t worth commenting on (lest it be continued), but the irony and humor inherent in the above snippet is well worth the price of admission.
-wolfe
January 11th, 2007 at 9:22 am - IP Man-Hash: cf304ee0b851b
I’ve never seen such a fucking moron with testicles - how is this possible? They must be empty of testosterone.
He rails against feminists 24/7 yet insults intelligence and holds up some steroidal cocksucker as the “standard of manhood”. More like the standard of meathead idiocy easily manipulated by femi-parasites.
January 11th, 2007 at 8:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 98c4f9c613c11
Listen, bitch, you wouldn’t be talking to Coderch like that if you were at his presence. You are a nerd with no wits. Your “itelligence” is nothing more than being a drone at some highly specialized profession. You nerds babble ad nauseum. You are the stereotypical beta-male: specialized brain designed to memorize data, no charm, submissive, assexual in your behavior - mild-mannered -, etc. You come to a board to bitch about women, but even the pea-brained geder can see what a loser of the Society you are, and they want nothing to do with you. On another thread, you called me a “violently hormonal bisexual”. You stupid cunt. What if I were? Again, Alexander the Great was one, and he far more of a man then you’ll ever hope to be. Milk my balls, you little shit. If you’re so tough, let’s go at it. Bring it on. You have exposed yourself for the homophobic, xenophobic dumbshit that you really are. Do you want to fight me? Let’s arrange that!!!! C’mon, you little bitch of a man! I know you will back out from my challege, because you’re such an anal queen, evidenced by your loser status in life. I can’t wait to put your dumbass in a wheelchair for life. I’ll teach you that nerds like you do’t talk to dominant males like that.
P Coderch
January 11th, 2007 at 8:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 98c4f9c613c11
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Patriarch from the Far East…no wonder you’re defending nerds, since East Asians are a bunch of nerds. By the way, I’m not either a dumb stud or a womeless nerds; I’m a smart stud. Learn the difference, before I come back here and bight you in the ass!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
January 11th, 2007 at 8:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: f8e31aa00d797
Yawn.
January 12th, 2007 at 1:40 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Racism now. How very womanish. Also womeless? Bight? If you’re smart, the standards are slipping.
January 12th, 2007 at 5:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 365a6de4f5125
Why would you want to ‘bight’ a man in his ass?
January 12th, 2007 at 8:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 62873aa9186cb
You’re impotent rage bores me.
January 12th, 2007 at 8:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 62873aa9186cb
So shut the fuck up before I bight you.
January 12th, 2007 at 8:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 98c4f9c613c11
Oh, wow, look at all the bitchy girls teaming up against the mightly Coderch. As for the speeling, fuck you. English is not even my first language, and yet I can write it better than 99.99& of Americans.
Son of the Cunts, I would beat you so badly if you were at my presence. You’re a little bitch hiding behind your computer screen, like the pencil-necked turd boy that you truly are. Most women have more balls than your sorry ass. They get more testosterone from their ovaries than you get from those two raisins you call testicles. If I met you, no shit, I would bitch-slap you for the emasculated femme boy that you truly are. I would slap my dick across your face to show my dominance over your, while my spooge sticker like glue to your hair. So go circle jerk with the other data-nerds to technical bullshit while I pork your sister in her pooper, you insignificant dipshit.
P Coderch
January 12th, 2007 at 9:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
P Coderch you a virus to society and it is faggots like you which helps feminism exist.
January 13th, 2007 at 4:18 am - IP Man-Hash: be1a5c9223844
P Coderch:
“Asians are nerds”? Please.
And before you pull some “kung-fu” (yet another stereotype modern kids like you seem to have about Asians) on me again, I do Western boxing and judo. I’d like to see you try and bight my ass indeed.
- patriach from the Far East
January 13th, 2007 at 4:56 am - IP Man-Hash: be1a5c9223844
Coderch says he’s a “smart stud”, yet is full of contempt for “nerds” and Asians who actually do know their technical stuff instead of babbling garbage. You’re full of shit.
Gentlemen, I think bickering with Coderch is seriously like wrestling a quadriplegic. No offense to the quadriplegic. We’ve said all we need to say here.
- patriarch from the Far East
January 13th, 2007 at 7:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 5540d0e9d73da
No one wants you here, Coderch. Go to womensinfidelity.com and look for pickups you scum.
Everyone’s fucked my sister. It’s no accomplishment. Kicking my veteran ass even with all the roids in you’re bisexual arsenal.. that might be an accomplishment. But I’m just the useful idiot who went to the desert to keep Israel safe, right? You pea-brained parasite.
Coderch is the “fake alpha criminal boy” that BMU was talking about. I never realized that white racialists would be so tribalist and thuggish and repugnant as your typical wigger. But here Coderch is alone, isolated, speaking amongst himself in the 3rd person and as much of a closet case as any fake tough guy I’ve ever seen.