fucking retard.

And then… the SAS did something awesome. They actually invited a woman (probably a feminist, too) who wanted to join, and made her do the same training as the men.

She didn’t even last a day.

No woman has since complained about not being allowed in the SAS.

It never hurts having a piece of meat around for a quickie either.

I’d prefer to remain politically correct. said:

I’m personally OK with women being in the Marines. With my experience here, it makes them more manly, which is a strange thing to say, but let me explain.

I’m leaving base here to go home, and as much as I’m going to enjoy being at home instead of the middle of the desert, there certainly is one thing I’m going to miss, and that’s easy pussy. Seriously. I mean I’m a damn good looking guy, and normally it’s easy and all, but I barely have to exchange names before they know what’s up. Now obviously not all of them are gorgeous or anything, but there actually are a lot that are.

Now true they don’t go through the same physical tests that we do, but as far as I know, they have relatively the same basic training, except for constant ITing. Plus I can’t imagine how sex would be with a female drill instructor. Fucking hot.

They become more manly in the sense that they’re trained to think the same way we do. Now that doesn’t mean we see eye to eye on very issue, but they have the same sex drive now that I do. Does that mean they’re sluts? Absolutely not. I don’t think ’slut’ is an appropriate word to describe people who are in touch with their inner desires. I personally don’t understand that ancient stigma against sex, and I guess living in the Corps kills that off for you because they too, are so against it, administratively at least.

But you know, there’s 3 things we Marines do well: Drink, Kill, and Fuck. And I don’t know about any combat heroism on the female side, but right now, they’ve got 2/3.

Do women have a place in the Marine Corps? I’d say so.

They need all the physical strength to do paper work.

KL said:

have to make fun of women to feel better, WHAT LITTLE PATHETIC MEN YOU ARE.

You’re a 12-16 year old girl who spends most of her time on myspace. Nobody cares about you or you’re opinions (which are wrong). WHAT LITTLE PATHETIC WOMAN YOU IS.

KL said:

I don’t have to try to insult to prove im right.

Since when did you prove you’re right?

KL said:
feel the same way about you.

Another creative insult from KL. You left out “and no returnsies”

KL said:

have to make fun of women to feel better, WHAT LITTLE PATHETIC MEN YOU ARE.

You’re right, insulting you is a lot like teasing a retarded kid.

Certainly possible.

Here’s another story I like to tell called “How to make women work for a living”.

Tell them not only that is there this stuff pooped out by worms that makes really nice clothing, but that a sacred female goddess discovered this, and it’s the divine nature of women to handle and process this worm poop. It’s empowering! Get them all excited about some female goddess myth, and working away on the silk looms with their tiny little female hands being actually useful.

I call that story mangenuity at work.

-wolfe

I Hate This Site said:

To soundwave: The first bullet-proof vest was invented by a man and made out of the material silk, which was discovered by a woman.

http://www.silk-road.com/artl/silkhistory.shtml

Who supposedly happened to discover it because she was ordered by a man to investigate what was damaging his mulberry trees.

http://www.supersilk.com/glossary.htm

“No one knows for sure when silk was discovered. According to a Chinese legend, it was discovered about 2700 B. C. in the garden of Emperor Huang-Ti. The Emperor ordered his wife, Hsi-Ling-Shi, to find out what was damaging his mulberry trees.

“No one knows how much, if any, of the story is true. But historians do know that silk was first used in China. The Chinese guarded the secret of the silk worm. Disgrace and death faced the traitor who disclosed the origin of silk to the outside world. Only the Chinese knew how to make silk for about 3,000 years.”

soundwave said:

Izzy said:
For all the masculine claims that women don’t belong in the front line, need we point out that women invented YOUR BULLET PROOF VESTS? Love to see you go onto the front line without one, boys. Love to see you go through an Iraqi hot zone with out your reinforced windshield… For some reason I don’t think you’d get very far.

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Kevlar was invented by a woman but the first bullet proof vest was invented by a man in the late 1800’s.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casimir_Zeglen
http://www.tech-faq.com/inventor-of-the-bullet-proof-vest.shtml
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4625858

To soundwave: The first bullet-proof vest was invented by a man and made out of the material silk, which was discovered by a woman.

http://www.silk-road.com/artl/silkhistory.shtml