It never hurts having a piece of meat around for a quickie either.

I’d prefer to remain politically correct. said:

I’m personally OK with women being in the Marines. With my experience here, it makes them more manly, which is a strange thing to say, but let me explain.

I’m leaving base here to go home, and as much as I’m going to enjoy being at home instead of the middle of the desert, there certainly is one thing I’m going to miss, and that’s easy pussy. Seriously. I mean I’m a damn good looking guy, and normally it’s easy and all, but I barely have to exchange names before they know what’s up. Now obviously not all of them are gorgeous or anything, but there actually are a lot that are.

Now true they don’t go through the same physical tests that we do, but as far as I know, they have relatively the same basic training, except for constant ITing. Plus I can’t imagine how sex would be with a female drill instructor. Fucking hot.

They become more manly in the sense that they’re trained to think the same way we do. Now that doesn’t mean we see eye to eye on very issue, but they have the same sex drive now that I do. Does that mean they’re sluts? Absolutely not. I don’t think ’slut’ is an appropriate word to describe people who are in touch with their inner desires. I personally don’t understand that ancient stigma against sex, and I guess living in the Corps kills that off for you because they too, are so against it, administratively at least.

But you know, there’s 3 things we Marines do well: Drink, Kill, and Fuck. And I don’t know about any combat heroism on the female side, but right now, they’ve got 2/3.

Do women have a place in the Marine Corps? I’d say so.

They need all the physical strength to do paper work.

KL said:

have to make fun of women to feel better, WHAT LITTLE PATHETIC MEN YOU ARE.

You’re a 12-16 year old girl who spends most of her time on myspace. Nobody cares about you or you’re opinions (which are wrong). WHAT LITTLE PATHETIC WOMAN YOU IS.

KL said:

I don’t have to try to insult to prove im right.

Since when did you prove you’re right?

KL said:
feel the same way about you.

Another creative insult from KL. You left out “and no returnsies”

KL said:

have to make fun of women to feel better, WHAT LITTLE PATHETIC MEN YOU ARE.

You’re right, insulting you is a lot like teasing a retarded kid.

Certainly possible.

Here’s another story I like to tell called “How to make women work for a living”.

Tell them not only that is there this stuff pooped out by worms that makes really nice clothing, but that a sacred female goddess discovered this, and it’s the divine nature of women to handle and process this worm poop. It’s empowering! Get them all excited about some female goddess myth, and working away on the silk looms with their tiny little female hands being actually useful.

I call that story mangenuity at work.

-wolfe

I Hate This Site said:

To soundwave: The first bullet-proof vest was invented by a man and made out of the material silk, which was discovered by a woman.

http://www.silk-road.com/artl/silkhistory.shtml

Who supposedly happened to discover it because she was ordered by a man to investigate what was damaging his mulberry trees.

http://www.supersilk.com/glossary.htm

“No one knows for sure when silk was discovered. According to a Chinese legend, it was discovered about 2700 B. C. in the garden of Emperor Huang-Ti. The Emperor ordered his wife, Hsi-Ling-Shi, to find out what was damaging his mulberry trees.

“No one knows how much, if any, of the story is true. But historians do know that silk was first used in China. The Chinese guarded the secret of the silk worm. Disgrace and death faced the traitor who disclosed the origin of silk to the outside world. Only the Chinese knew how to make silk for about 3,000 years.”

soundwave said:

Izzy said:
For all the masculine claims that women don’t belong in the front line, need we point out that women invented YOUR BULLET PROOF VESTS? Love to see you go onto the front line without one, boys. Love to see you go through an Iraqi hot zone with out your reinforced windshield… For some reason I don’t think you’d get very far.

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Kevlar was invented by a woman but the first bullet proof vest was invented by a man in the late 1800’s.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casimir_Zeglen
http://www.tech-faq.com/inventor-of-the-bullet-proof-vest.shtml
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4625858

To soundwave: The first bullet-proof vest was invented by a man and made out of the material silk, which was discovered by a woman.

http://www.silk-road.com/artl/silkhistory.shtml

When you literally have your flesh ripped apart, your muscles torn to pieces and your entire body smashed apart

How about being drafted by a regime you do not support to fight for a cause you do not believe in?
Girls don’t have to worry about that shit because they don’t have the bodies for it. Our crotches may not be popping out illegitimate children every five seconds, but that does not change the fact that we can run a few miles without pissing ourselves, and take a shit without a battle buddy.
And we have the balls to not fuck up and shoot a friendly tank in the first place, because we either were competent enough for the job or did not waste resources by demanding a job we were not qualified for.
A heartfelt apology to the victim’s family and a kiss on the forehead of the mother does not change the fact that he’s dead. No, she won’t feel better after you remind her that her son was, after all, inferior and that he had a disgusting cock and balls between his legs.

without complaining,

The only cultures in which a woman is expected to give birth without crying like a bitch are the ones which are yet to be directly tainted by feminism. I say directly because all this women’s lib shit was one of the factors that contributed to the whole Iraq fuckup.

only then will you EVER have the right to say that your are even close to being on par with a female.

How about building every single world-culture as opposed to squatting on a couch and bitching about how much eating ice cream while all your illegitimate kids run play in traffic sucks? And it is pretty hard to hold things together when you’re a fatass and your most recent boyfriend got sent to jail because, like, he kinda sorta might have had sex with you while you were hung over from fucking his brother.
But you’re a girl, your sex gives you a free idiot pass.

When you literally have your flesh ripped apart, your muscles torn to pieces and your entire body smashed apart without complaining, only then will you EVER have the right to say that your are even close to being on par with a female.

First, I find it very ironic that you subject yourself to this time and time again, where we get the pleasure of figuratively picking you apart, and then talk about being torn to pieces.
If childbirth sucks so much, see if you can keep a cock out of your pussy. It really isn’t that hard. For starters, you could stop exposing your genitals in public and build up a personality and character of your own. And hey, if men are so bad with their pregnancy-inducing dicks, just fuck women. And take a bit of advice from the gay men and do it in private, without any members of the opposite sex around. Otherwise you just come off as gay-for-pay, and we all know that hookers are indifferent to any type of sex.
Every time a loose girl bitches about sexual harrassment, it’s merely to waste the resources of society and the legal system to sate her personal vendetta against her betters.
The cock comment… we have it. You don’t. A cock of any size beats out a vagina the size of my forearm. Which, if you did not have to fuck each and every phallic object with black nail polish and post pics of yourself stretching apart your pussy on suicidegirls.com with a horse dildo, you wouldn’t have.
Your life sucks because of you. Our lives would be a lot easier if we could get a sympathy fuck from you girls when we explained some real drama, like getting boned in the ass after being held under false rape allegations, but alas we just get laughed and jeered at.
Hence all of the anti-male homophobia. Funny being that you sluts know a thing or two about dispiriting words.

Let me set this straight for you:
People don’t call you a cock-sucking gold-digging whore to insult you, or for the convenience of the word. They call you it because you fit every negative young female ’stereotype’ in the book, and it’s only natural for your label to be equally derogatory.

Only when you know what it is like to live under the fear of state-sponsored rape to satisfy a bigot’s shrill ravings will you be equal to a man.

It’s time the delusions of grandeur were put away, replaced by some nice home cooked meals and a kind smile.

Izzy said:
Not to mention most of the women I know can outshoot the men in their division by twenty paces.
Buck up boys, and stop whigning about us stepping on your toes. Even better, go through forty eight hours of labour, and then have your husband expect you to let him fuck you senseless the second you get home. When you literally have your flesh ripped apart, your muscles torn to pieces and your entire body smashed apart without complaining, only then will you EVER have the right to say that your are even close to being on par with a female.
And if you don’t belive me about the being ripped apart bit, then you obviously didn’t pay attention in class because you were too busy focusing on the diameter of you cock, which really isn’t as impressive as you think, dears.

Women In Combat:
http://www.fredoneverything.net/MilMed.shtml

“Women’s aerobic capacity is significantly lower, meaning they cannot carry as much as far as fast as men, and they are more susceptible to fatigue.

“In terms of physical capability, the upper five percent of women are at the level of the male median. The average 20-to-30 year-old woman has the same aerobic capacity as a 50 year-old man.

“(a) Using the standard Army Physical Fitness Test, he found that the upper quintile of women at West point achieved scores on the test equivalent to the bottom quintile of men.

“(c) Only 21 women out of the initial 623 (3.4%) achieved a score equal to the male mean score of 260.

“(d) On the push-up test, only seven percent of women can meet a score of 60, while 78 percent of men exceed it.

“(e) Adopting a male standard of fitness at West Point would mean 70 percent of the women he studied would be separated as failures at the end of their junior year, only three percent would be eligible for the Recondo badge, and not one would receive the Army Physical Fitness badge….

“After extensive research, Canada has found little evidence to support the integration of women into ground units. Of 103 Canadian women who volunteered to joint infantry units, only one graduated the initial training course. The Canadian experience corroborates the testimony of LTC Gregor, who said the odds of selecting a woman matching the physical size and strength of the average male are more than 130-to-1.

“From Military Medicine, October 1997, which I got from the Pentagon’s library:

(p. 690): “One-third of 450 female soldiers surveyed indicated that they experienced problematic urinary incontinence during exercise and field training activities. The other crucial finding of the survey was probably that 13.3% of the respondents restricted fluids significantly while participating in field exercises.” Because peeing was embarrassing.

Or, (p. 661): ” Kessler et al found that the lifetime prevalence of PTSD in the United States was twice as high among women…” Depression, says MilMed, is far commoner among women, as are training injuries. Et cetera.

“They [the Army] were so scared of sexual harassment that women weren’t allowed to go anywhere without another woman along. They called them ‘Battle Buddies.’ It was crazy. I was twenty-six years old but I couldn’t go to the bathroom by myself.”

Women are going to take on the North Korean infantry, but need protection in the ladies’ room. Military policy is endlessly fascinating.