Sit? How High?
I like to consider myself a philanthropist. Not a philanthropist of money, mind you, but a philanthropist of giving men their pride and voices back. I’m a philanthropist of balls.
All men know that’s not true though. You can’t give men their balls back because men and their balls are like Dumbo and his magic feather. Dumbo could fly the whole time because of his giant ears not any kind of lucky feather.
If your Swedish girlfriend ever tells you you need to start sitting while you piss, tell her to go fuck herself. How’s that for balls.
Europe is the birthplace of a lot of stupid crap. Europe invented women voting.
In Europe, women behave differently than they do in America or the UK — and especially Japan. Firstly, women aren’t up their own ass with equal rights and trying to break through a glass ceiling which is made of lead because women’s brains are made of lead. That makes European women more dangerous. Instead of staying at home all day bitching about how hard it is to stay at home all day, they stay at home all day and conspire against men.
Scary, right? No, it sure isn’t. As a man, I’m not afraid of the Bogeyman and I’m not afraid of women.
Women in Europe have a new hilarious agenda. Like usual, it has everything to do with women’s obsession with men and their penises and what they do with their penises. There’s a hysterical craze sweeping Sweden that will probably be all over the world before you know it, that says men shouldn’t pee standing up anymore. Swedish women say men shouldn’t pee standing up any more. It’s too sexist and a blatant show of machismo.
No it isn’t. I agree, though. Men shouldn’t pee standing up. Men should pee while spinning in circles in the middle of the fucking street. That’s a “too sexist” and blatant display of machismo and that’s the only way men should do it. It’s also better for the environment.
A feminist group has gone so far as to campaign against urinals at Stockholm University.
Again. I agree with this.
See, for years, I Dick Masterson have been waging a one-man war of my own against women and their precious fucking bathrooms. A lot of places and restaurants, especially in big cities, have one-person, gender specific bathrooms. That is to say, they have two bathrooms; both with locks on the door, both with room for one and one only, and both with a gender specific set of plumbing. Well, every time I eat at or otherwise grace one of these places with my man-patronage, I use the women’s bathroom.
It’s that simple.
Why should some man be inconvenienced because his bathroom is being occupied?
I encourage all men to do the same. If the door has a lock, it’s unisex. Fuck urinals. Take them away, bitches. I’m already pissing all over your seats.
You can’t give men their balls back because they can never loose them in the first place.
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women use double standards. they dont want equal rights. they want more rights than men. but that can backfire. hey women how about the “right” to get hit? its one more right. two more if you have the right to not be able to hit a man. think about what your doing before you do it stupid ass cunts
Hi dick its me a MAN!
i have a Man question for you… Why is that women fought so long about having equal rights(which they still dont), but when it comes to something as simple as taking out the trash they say “Im not supposed to take out the trash im a woman” what the fucc is up with that?
damian: It’s because they want the privilege they’ve always enjoyed from being female. Plus they now enjoy the privilege that comes from equality.
‘All animlas are equal’, ‘but some are more equal than others’
From animal farm
‘Equality’, ‘but we give birth’
Todays woman.
Heres one of ‘our equals’ posted below, using my name and an accusation. Typical feminist tactic.
Harry, plant a bullet in your father’s skull, get rid of the REAL reason you are an UGLY, soulless piece of SHIT.
Stupid boy, have you learned to spell yet? LOL Loser.
A feminist group has gone so far as to campaign against urinals at Stockholm University.
Now you know what they’re learning in their female ‘education groups’
Wake up Vikings ffs, men wake the fuck up. Spread the word fellas.
Sweden men don’t think their women are garbage, Harry, run along now, BOY.
hpe said:
”Stupid boy, have you learned to spell yet? LOL Loser.”
Think they’re called Swedish.
Keep up the good word Dick.
Whimmin are equal, BOLLOX!
Isn’t it odd that females (we reserve the term ‘woman’ for those females that have achieved a level of decorum; as rare as snow in Florida) bitched and moaned for decades about men telling them what to do and now they feel qualified to tell men what to do? Brain dead most of them. Self absorbed, over rated, brain dead wenches that should be carried around like a six-pack.
I agree with everything you just said.
Wow this site has more forum trolls than the 4chan forums 0_o
jordan: Yup and none of them are scouting for cunny, this is conversation, so take your false tits and personality elsewhere.
Please don’t.
bbl
I don’t think so Doubt.. I’m all natural. Naturally blessed. I’ve already had my dose of Karma given by a man who I rejected. He decided to take it upon himself to try to play with me. Bad choice.
what the fuck did you do bitch? did you resort to emotional terrorism? fat fucking lot of hairy good that does. maybe you got a restraining order which involves bringing men into the problem you caused for yourself. you are worthless and incapable of doing anything of value. you are a woman who is hopelessly confused about her place in life.
By chasing women men give women all the amo. When men UNITE and stop chasing women will have no amo, and they will come running after men. Simple as that.
Lot of truth in this studioline, just don’t let the fuckers cacth you for too long.
kl: He played you because he’d allready gotten sick of your I want, I want, I want.
She thinks she knows an ocean full of knowledge, but in reality she knows a drop of that ocean. For instance, I can be fairly certain she knows how to rise and lower her jiggling titty implants to breathe, even if she suffers from severe throat abrasions. Karma will not be kind to her in terms of her whole arrogance and calling herself a goddess and all that.
men need to do what women tell them, end of story.
What a fuckstick. Men will do what women say when women learn to shut up and speak when they have something constructive to say. On your mark, get set, go, bitch, go. It’s a long wait, pack a lunch.
”It’s a long wait, pack a lunch.”
Pack for a nuclear winter more like.
Good luck with that kl, at the moment you’ll likely find plenty of manginas that will but heres the funny thing, they’ll bore the shit out of you. Still maybe you’ll ‘earn’ a house or two along the way.
I agree that men should essentially pee where they want to. It’s their God-given right. If they weren’t supposed to pee standing up, why did God make it easy to do so by giving men penises?
And as for the bitching about staying home as a housewife, women who do that are worthless. A woman’s place is in the house. Plain and simple.
I live in Sweden and we got alot of crazy bitches here.
We’ve allready seen they unmanned the flag in Sweden. If that doesn’t tell the Swedes to wake up nothing will. Intention is clearly stated in that act.
Seems contrived.
They would be surprised when they were the ones being bossed around. Maybe it would give them some perspective.
Imagine MABTW guys barging into a women’s studies class. Games over bitches. Hahaha.
Women’s study classes. Makes you wonder what they actualy learn there doesn’t it.
I thought sitting down to pee was a joy of girlhood. What ever happened to the Freudian fetish-bound society?
I smell penis envy… and dead fish…
‘Vagina music…’ wow, girls are fucking nuts. I know the college girls at my school… well, some of them I wouldn’t sleep with. I mean, I’d sleep with them, but I wouldn’t be alone in the dark with them. Cause there are far more stupid girls than stupid guys. It’s just fact, and as far as my health and safety goes, I’ll accept logic and fact over some fetish or fantasy.
Doubt: In regards to fetish. Just be sure to take the dominant role, or you’ve become a mangina.