Sit? How High?
I like to consider myself a philanthropist. Not a philanthropist of money, mind you, but a philanthropist of giving men their pride and voices back. I’m a philanthropist of balls.
All men know that’s not true though. You can’t give men their balls back because men and their balls are like Dumbo and his magic feather. Dumbo could fly the whole time because of his giant ears not any kind of lucky feather.
If your Swedish girlfriend ever tells you you need to start sitting while you piss, tell her to go fuck herself. How’s that for balls.
Europe is the birthplace of a lot of stupid crap. Europe invented women voting.
In Europe, women behave differently than they do in America or the UK — and especially Japan. Firstly, women aren’t up their own ass with equal rights and trying to break through a glass ceiling which is made of lead because women’s brains are made of lead. That makes European women more dangerous. Instead of staying at home all day bitching about how hard it is to stay at home all day, they stay at home all day and conspire against men.
Scary, right? No, it sure isn’t. As a man, I’m not afraid of the Bogeyman and I’m not afraid of women.
Women in Europe have a new hilarious agenda. Like usual, it has everything to do with women’s obsession with men and their penises and what they do with their penises. There’s a hysterical craze sweeping Sweden that will probably be all over the world before you know it, that says men shouldn’t pee standing up anymore. Swedish women say men shouldn’t pee standing up any more. It’s too sexist and a blatant show of machismo.
No it isn’t. I agree, though. Men shouldn’t pee standing up. Men should pee while spinning in circles in the middle of the fucking street. That’s a “too sexist” and blatant display of machismo and that’s the only way men should do it. It’s also better for the environment.
A feminist group has gone so far as to campaign against urinals at Stockholm University.
Again. I agree with this.
See, for years, I Dick Masterson have been waging a one-man war of my own against women and their precious fucking bathrooms. A lot of places and restaurants, especially in big cities, have one-person, gender specific bathrooms. That is to say, they have two bathrooms; both with locks on the door, both with room for one and one only, and both with a gender specific set of plumbing. Well, every time I eat at or otherwise grace one of these places with my man-patronage, I use the women’s bathroom.
It’s that simple.
Why should some man be inconvenienced because his bathroom is being occupied?
I encourage all men to do the same. If the door has a lock, it’s unisex. Fuck urinals. Take them away, bitches. I’m already pissing all over your seats.
You can’t give men their balls back because they can never loose them in the first place.
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January 18th, 2007 at 10:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Women’s logic.
January 18th, 2007 at 11:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Neah. That’s just got to be made up shit.
- far east movement - round round
January 18th, 2007 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
You get all sorts of weird people in the world.
January 18th, 2007 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: a730319341049
And it’s convenient too. So that’s three good reasons already. :)
January 18th, 2007 at 3:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9438f68e1c745
They’re jealous of the fact male toilets rarely have a queue, and when they do men take approx 40 seconds to piss, meaning the queue moves pretty fast.
At the Royal Albert Hall this summer the women’s toilet queue stretched halfway across the hall (and that’s a pretty huge hall). The men’s queue was 3 people long, because of the 15 or so urinals that were being used efficiently - the whole purpose of the urinal really.
Not to mention we don’t redo our make-up.
January 18th, 2007 at 3:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Some of us don’t even do it in the first place.
- don omar feat tego calderon - bandaleros
January 18th, 2007 at 4:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: b3f7c7a80a803
If they are going to stop us from standing while we piss, I say we stop them from ruining the plumbing by flushing all their feminine products down the fucking toilet. And when the toilet gets backed up from them doing that, who has to fix it? A man.
January 18th, 2007 at 6:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
Women’s logic.
You jealous pricks need help. Gawd, why didn’t your mothers abort your, like your father’s BEGGED them to do over and over? LOL
January 18th, 2007 at 6:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
Women’s logic.
You jealous pricks need help. Gawd, why didn’t your mothers abort you, like your father’s BEGGED them to do over and over? LOL
January 18th, 2007 at 6:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
Uh, piece of living shit not wanted by his whore Mom, women don’t do that, RETARD.
You think any woman is going to flush herself down a toilet to meet either you or your friends, Jeff? Go back to being a zero, dickoid.
January 18th, 2007 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
Well, if you knew ANYTHING about women, Bobtard, women take time to WASH their hands after they go, so they don’t spread germs that make other people sick or deathly ill.
You take pride in peeing standing up?? LOL Get professional help, you sick, warped fuck of a so-called human being. Be a MAN for crying out loud, weirdo.
January 18th, 2007 at 8:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1af7e74d8fa44
You’re out of your mind asshole
January 18th, 2007 at 10:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fb3d0709ff44
Uh, piece of living shit not wanted by his whore Mom, women don’t do that, RETARD.
You think any woman is going to flush herself down a toilet to meet either you or your friends, Jeff? Go back to being a zero, dickoid.
Did you honestly just say, “You think any woman is going to flush herself down a toilet to meet…”?
Wow that has got to be one of the most blatantly retarded things I have ever heard in my life. Jeff had a good point that women flush feminine products down the toilet and thus clog the plumbing which ultimately needs fixing by a man. However, you misread his statement and jumped to the conclusion that he was saying that women flush themselves down the toilet.
You are stupid beyond belief and you should not be posting here for this reason along with a multitude of others. Namely you are a woman and thus this site is off limits for you. Read the sign printed in fucking 36 point font on the front page and referred to countless times by men in distress with all of the women posting here. Stay the fuck out.
PS~ Retarded cunt, the reason women take so long is because the simple act of peeing for women consists of waiting for an empty stall, entering the stall and locking the door, removing their far too tight slut pants, peeing and then wiping, and then trying to squeeze their ass fat into pants three sizes too small. On top of all this they spend excess time taking care of feminine problems improperly and covering their hideous faces in makeup.
Men on the other hand simply whip it out into one of a plethora of available urinals, pee, zip it up, and voila! Done.
January 19th, 2007 at 11:28 am - IP Man-Hash: b3f7c7a80a803
Well said Jon.
January 19th, 2007 at 1:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
wow @ above posts…
anywho, making a big deal about bathrooms or how someone should take a piss = a big NO.
January 19th, 2007 at 1:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
btw- how come all these other people are under my “ip man hash”? i didn’t write any of those other posts except those under the name ’sandra’..
thanks-
January 19th, 2007 at 2:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Manhash never lies.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/hashsearch/44452/
You could do what most women do and complain.
January 19th, 2007 at 2:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
Manhash never lies.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/hashsearch/44452/
You could do what most women do and complain.
i have more to do than type hundreds of posts under different names and chuckle about it to myself thinking of how clever i must be for doing so. i guess it might be b/c dial-up.
January 19th, 2007 at 2:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Ok figured it out just after i commented. 2 explanations. 1, Sandra (186) is using an internet cafe and somebody else is basicly using the same cafe/computer and e-mail as her, or a different e-mail.
This is just a theory since I dont have in depth knowledge of the manhash, but its the only plausable one I can think off.
Oh wait the second. Well, the second explanation is your a lying bitch who thinks we’re idiots.
:) Have a nice day.
January 19th, 2007 at 2:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Truthfully, I don’t really think you’re the same person because the posting number is different. But, seems suspicious. (Also I never had dial up so i cant comment on your defence)
January 19th, 2007 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
not a “lying bitch”. im probably too honest for my own good. and actually, though i might not agree with what most have to say on this site, i don’t call people stupid/idiotic for having diff. opinions/outlook on things. except when it’s absurd.
January 19th, 2007 at 2:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
The aforementioned happy_and_neurotic is what one might call “thick as pigshit AI.” Though the ‘I’ might be stretching it somewhat… said the thief.
- Jim Morrison & Jimmy Hendrix - Fuck her in the ass
January 19th, 2007 at 5:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
To be fair, after all ‘Happy and successful’ has done, I don’t even see her as a human being. Theres a difference between giving opinion and bitching about it.
January 19th, 2007 at 5:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: d1bda6c0db88b
Is that really a song?
January 19th, 2007 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8bf58719b157f
You had me going on that one.
-Dick
January 19th, 2007 at 6:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
You had me going on that one.
-Dick
You’re an idiot, Necro. What makes you think anybody would not think “you’re” a fucking moron?
January 19th, 2007 at 6:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
Uh, piece of living shit not wanted by his whore Mom, women don’t do that, RETARD.
You think any woman is going to flush herself down a toilet to meet either you or your friends, Jeff? Go back to being a zero, dickoid.
Did you honestly just say, “You think any woman is going to flush herself down a toilet to meet…”?
Wow that has got to be one of the most blatantly retarded things I have ever heard in my life. Jeff had a good point that women flush feminine products down the toilet and thus clog the plumbing which ultimately needs fixing by a man. However, you misread his statement and jumped to the conclusion that he was saying that women flush themselves down the toilet.
You are stupid beyond belief and you should not be posting here for this reason along with a multitude of others. Namely you are a woman and thus this site is off limits for you. Read the sign printed in fucking 36 point font on the front page and referred to countless times by men in distress with all of the women posting here. Stay the fuck out.
PS~ Retarded cunt, the reason women take so long is because the simple act of peeing for women consists of waiting for an empty stall, entering the stall and locking the door, removing their far too tight slut pants, peeing and then wiping, and then trying to squeeze their ass fat into pants three sizes too small. On top of all this they spend excess time taking care of feminine problems improperly and covering their hideous faces in makeup.
Men on the other hand simply whip it out into one of a plethora of available urinals, pee, zip it up, and voila! Done.
Jon, you are just a bitter, stupid, lazy PRICK who never quite succeeded in life so you just blame real human beings for ALL your MANY, MANY failures.
You are stupid beyond words, shithead, you can’t even REASON like a MAN.
LOL
Look, you botched abortion, don’t hate me because I’m better than you, way smarter than you (hell, even your shithead daddy is smarter than you), and a happy, decent successful individual to boot.
You are like most of the turds here, you small-peckered little prick, a zero. A nothing. A nobody, and your tiny little ego can’t handle it. ha HA……….
You are probably fat, smelly and have never gotten laid in your life, so shut your fucking stupid mouth, BOY.
You are the zero your idiotic parents always wanted you to be, prick. LOL
January 19th, 2007 at 6:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
You have no right to call US bitter bitch.
January 19th, 2007 at 6:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7caa1074406e1
I’m thin, attractive, smell like roses naturally, and my cock is longer than your dyke girlfriend’s tongue multiplied by 4. Good try. You got the ego thing right though.
Not like it matters. This is all coming from a woman who comes with a certain organ that smells like fish no matter how clean it is.
January 20th, 2007 at 5:27 am - IP Man-Hash: cdfa2b8ea7e80
Stupid Cow Of A Woman, you’ve obviously learned all this “ego, small dick, male hating” shit in Women’s Studies, why don’t you just fuck off back there where your opinions will be lauded? Why don’t you keep your opinions within that secluded world where men have no right of reply or rebuttal? Yes, do so you silly little bitch. Now do exactly what the sign says very clearly at the homepage and get out of MABTW. You’ve no right to be here, no right to reply, you are not allowed here. Or maybe you think a group of men have a right to barge into Women’s Studies in the midst of one of your man-hating female-supremacy rituals? I’m sure if we did that there would be lots and lots of fun, indeed. BUT WE FUCKING DON’T.. NOW YOU DO YOUR BIT AND KINDLY FUCK OFF!!! YOU PATHETIC, PARASITIC WOMAN
January 20th, 2007 at 8:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 0044969595cbc
Men,
Have you ever seen the women who have been identified posting rabid feminist crap on sites like this. Examples would include NYMom, ValarieSolanus (aka Claire O’Brian), etc. There is one common feature among them all…they are all fat, ugly, b*tches that noone would want. Seriously, 100% of the ones identified who had pictures on the web (mostly from work sites) fit this category.
So when one of these decrepit, sorry-assed excuse for a human being femnuts insults you, just take it as a compliment and thank god you are not in their shoes.
January 20th, 2007 at 9:26 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Well they’re proving our points with each word they write so I’m almost thanking them :)
January 22nd, 2007 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
More fokken bullshit here. But at least is had a good quote in there:
January 22nd, 2007 at 6:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: edfc6c031aec3
The article proves women are emotional and are easily led to buy BS.
3 males in my house and the wife don’t have to bitch about the floors being pissed on.
January 24th, 2007 at 12:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 3fb3d0709ff44
Wow, you are quite unpredictable, really. I mean it is not like it is a common occasion that after being bested in an actual argument a woman jumps to insulting a man’s penis size, ego, etc.
I highly doubt that you are “way smarter than me” and I definately wouldn’t hate you for it if you were. The reason I hate you is plain and simple. You are like most women in the world who go through their petty lives bitching about everything whilst understanding nothing. You can’t actually argue a point so you choose a side and viciously attack the opposition with completely unrelated personal attacks.
You shouldn’t continue posting here if you cannot think of anything to say that actually relates to the topic at hand, which is why women take so damn long in the bathroom. Hell, you shouldn’t continue posting here anyways because you are a woman.
~PS: Because you are a woman, I am sure you will disregard the rules of this site and post anyway. Next time please make your posts pertinent and concise. I find it difficult to read through huge clusterfucks of random insults in an attempt to actually draw any validity or logic out of the shit you spew from your whorish mouth.
January 24th, 2007 at 9:55 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Well said. I think she has paedophiliac tendencies and incest issues too. Of course, I got this from her so meh.
January 24th, 2007 at 2:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 370486342dfd8
woman toilet
man toilet
i pee where i wanna
January 30th, 2007 at 4:53 am - IP Man-Hash: e853a102183ac
What germs would these be? Urine is sterile.
Tell me KboG_H8r - where have you encountered NYMOM?
January 30th, 2007 at 7:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
I assume “Not a failure” was referring to cooties.
-wolfe
February 11th, 2007 at 12:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9f779a6d51d8
Being from Sweden I can not say I’ve seen this campain trying to make men pee sitting down. I have however seen “studies” that “show” men empty their blatters better sitting down. The thought is ridiculous.
February 11th, 2007 at 12:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9f779a6d51d8
Excuse my spelling mistake, I obviously meant bladder.
February 11th, 2007 at 2:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
It’s insanity. Any idea a woman comes up with on her own is fucked up.
Duck tape … There’s a manly invention. Well only 5 inches of ducktape can redcue the amount of noise polution in the world by simply placing it over a womans mouth.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 8689deeedf41e
We should make women pee standing.. outside and make ALL bathrooms men only till women invent something all on their own that benefits mankind.
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:49 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Duct tape Billy :P.
June 26th, 2007 at 11:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 48ed4d1f98cdf
Oh, why don’t they use TECHNOLOGY to try to solve your stand-up-to-pee problem. Women tried to solve cheating with technology.
I don’t even think half the women in this know how TO SPELL TECHNOLOGY.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c264107dcbce
Holy shit!
http://myvag.net/pee/standing/
July 1st, 2007 at 2:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 34a7f3da9aec3
I smell penis envy… and dead fish…
‘Vagina music…’ wow, girls are fucking nuts. I know the college girls at my school… well, some of them I wouldn’t sleep with. I mean, I’d sleep with them, but I wouldn’t be alone in the dark with them. Cause there are far more stupid girls than stupid guys. It’s just fact, and as far as my health and safety goes, I’ll accept logic and fact over some fetish or fantasy.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 34a7f3da9aec3
I thought sitting down to pee was a joy of girlhood. What ever happened to the Freudian fetish-bound society?
July 1st, 2007 at 8:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 82017df8ad3f0
Imagine MABTW guys barging into a women’s studies class. Games over bitches. Hahaha.
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 34a7f3da9aec3
They would be surprised when they were the ones being bossed around. Maybe it would give them some perspective.
July 2nd, 2007 at 4:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Seems contrived.
September 27th, 2007 at 3:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8c990b50515ba
I live in Sweden and we got alot of crazy bitches here.
November 8th, 2007 at 1:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 074dd7af3d692
I agree that men should essentially pee where they want to. It’s their God-given right. If they weren’t supposed to pee standing up, why did God make it easy to do so by giving men penises?
And as for the bitching about staying home as a housewife, women who do that are worthless. A woman’s place is in the house. Plain and simple.
January 6th, 2008 at 8:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29
men need to do what women tell them, end of story.
January 6th, 2008 at 8:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: a1076a8d78fb1
She thinks she knows an ocean full of knowledge, but in reality she knows a drop of that ocean. For instance, I can be fairly certain she knows how to rise and lower her jiggling titty implants to breathe, even if she suffers from severe throat abrasions. Karma will not be kind to her in terms of her whole arrogance and calling herself a goddess and all that.
January 6th, 2008 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29
I don’t think so Doubt.. I’m all natural. Naturally blessed. I’ve already had my dose of Karma given by a man who I rejected. He decided to take it upon himself to try to play with me. Bad choice.
January 6th, 2008 at 8:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29
bbl
April 14th, 2008 at 6:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90
Please don’t.