Sit? How High?
I like to consider myself a philanthropist. Not a philanthropist of money, mind you, but a philanthropist of giving men their pride and voices back. I’m a philanthropist of balls.
All men know that’s not true though. You can’t give men their balls back because men and their balls are like Dumbo and his magic feather. Dumbo could fly the whole time because of his giant ears not any kind of lucky feather.
If your Swedish girlfriend ever tells you you need to start sitting while you piss, tell her to go fuck herself. How’s that for balls.
Europe is the birthplace of a lot of stupid crap. Europe invented women voting.
In Europe, women behave differently than they do in America or the UK — and especially Japan. Firstly, women aren’t up their own ass with equal rights and trying to break through a glass ceiling which is made of lead because women’s brains are made of lead. That makes European women more dangerous. Instead of staying at home all day bitching about how hard it is to stay at home all day, they stay at home all day and conspire against men.
Scary, right? No, it sure isn’t. As a man, I’m not afraid of the Bogeyman and I’m not afraid of women.
Women in Europe have a new hilarious agenda. Like usual, it has everything to do with women’s obsession with men and their penises and what they do with their penises. There’s a hysterical craze sweeping Sweden that will probably be all over the world before you know it, that says men shouldn’t pee standing up anymore. Swedish women say men shouldn’t pee standing up any more. It’s too sexist and a blatant show of machismo.
No it isn’t. I agree, though. Men shouldn’t pee standing up. Men should pee while spinning in circles in the middle of the fucking street. That’s a “too sexist” and blatant display of machismo and that’s the only way men should do it. It’s also better for the environment.
A feminist group has gone so far as to campaign against urinals at Stockholm University.
Again. I agree with this.
See, for years, I Dick Masterson have been waging a one-man war of my own against women and their precious fucking bathrooms. A lot of places and restaurants, especially in big cities, have one-person, gender specific bathrooms. That is to say, they have two bathrooms; both with locks on the door, both with room for one and one only, and both with a gender specific set of plumbing. Well, every time I eat at or otherwise grace one of these places with my man-patronage, I use the women’s bathroom.
It’s that simple.
Why should some man be inconvenienced because his bathroom is being occupied?
I encourage all men to do the same. If the door has a lock, it’s unisex. Fuck urinals. Take them away, bitches. I’m already pissing all over your seats.
You can’t give men their balls back because they can never loose them in the first place.
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Please don’t.
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I don’t think so Doubt.. I’m all natural. Naturally blessed. I’ve already had my dose of Karma given by a man who I rejected. He decided to take it upon himself to try to play with me. Bad choice.
She thinks she knows an ocean full of knowledge, but in reality she knows a drop of that ocean. For instance, I can be fairly certain she knows how to rise and lower her jiggling titty implants to breathe, even if she suffers from severe throat abrasions. Karma will not be kind to her in terms of her whole arrogance and calling herself a goddess and all that.
men need to do what women tell them, end of story.
I agree that men should essentially pee where they want to. It’s their God-given right. If they weren’t supposed to pee standing up, why did God make it easy to do so by giving men penises?
And as for the bitching about staying home as a housewife, women who do that are worthless. A woman’s place is in the house. Plain and simple.
I live in Sweden and we got alot of crazy bitches here.
Seems contrived.
They would be surprised when they were the ones being bossed around. Maybe it would give them some perspective.
Imagine MABTW guys barging into a women’s studies class. Games over bitches. Hahaha.
I thought sitting down to pee was a joy of girlhood. What ever happened to the Freudian fetish-bound society?
I smell penis envy… and dead fish…
‘Vagina music…’ wow, girls are fucking nuts. I know the college girls at my school… well, some of them I wouldn’t sleep with. I mean, I’d sleep with them, but I wouldn’t be alone in the dark with them. Cause there are far more stupid girls than stupid guys. It’s just fact, and as far as my health and safety goes, I’ll accept logic and fact over some fetish or fantasy.
Holy shit!
http://myvag.net/pee/standing/
Oh, why don’t they use TECHNOLOGY to try to solve your stand-up-to-pee problem. Women tried to solve cheating with technology.
I don’t even think half the women in this know how TO SPELL TECHNOLOGY.
Duct tape Billy :P.
We should make women pee standing.. outside and make ALL bathrooms men only till women invent something all on their own that benefits mankind.
It’s insanity. Any idea a woman comes up with on her own is fucked up.
Duck tape … There’s a manly invention. Well only 5 inches of ducktape can redcue the amount of noise polution in the world by simply placing it over a womans mouth.
Excuse my spelling mistake, I obviously meant bladder.
Being from Sweden I can not say I’ve seen this campain trying to make men pee sitting down. I have however seen “studies” that “show” men empty their blatters better sitting down. The thought is ridiculous.
I assume “Not a failure” was referring to cooties.
-wolfe