Size Matters
Which of these assholes would you hire to run your company?
I’m going to explain why you chose the one you did because I like explaining obvious shit in a humorous way. That’s why I wrote Men Are Better Than Women — on sale now.
What could be more obvious than men are better than women? Look at the size of our fucking heads!
Now, I’m going to mix up the players and make the question a bit trickier. Which one of the following candidates would you hire to do your taxes, teach your kids, replace your pancreas, engineer your bridge, or do just about any goddamn thing mankind has done since the beginning of time except pop out a clone or suck your cock?
You would choose the man because he’s got experience.
All things being equal, a bigger brain is going to produce better results. Even children know that. In fact, it takes nearly two decades to beat it out of them. That process starts with Sesame Street telling boys it’s okay to play with dolls and ends with an MBA.
By the way, let’s talk about boys and dolls. Have you ever heard one of those horseshit feminist studies where boys sometimes choose dolls over trucks when presented with no coercion or incentive to do otherwise? Thus proving that boys and girls are the same when society doesn’t shove them into little Davy Jones hats and Betty Crocker ovens?
What they don’t tell you about those studies is that the boys picked up the Barbie dolls and used them as swords. You can’t sword fight with a Tonka truck and feminists don’t know how to stock a playroom for boys.
Men, being larger than women, have brains that are approximately 10-17% larger than those of women. Men’s brains are also 100% less full of shit.
Human beings use 100% of our brains. Forget anything that your high school English teacher told you about the bio-mechanics of your head. We do not use 10% of our brains and I don’t want an overpaid babysitter talking about advanced neuroscience. Stick to what you know: babysitting.
If it was true that humans used only 10% of our brains, our heads would be the size of racquetballs and 90% of our brain would have fallen off with our gills, tail, and inability to pretend we give a shit about the women we’re talking to. Evolution is why men can pretend to care.
The point is, man-brains are bigger, and they’re bigger for a reason. Men need more brains to move our more muscles around. We also need the parts of the brain that tell us not to cry at work or stay married to a guy who fucked our sister because “it was dark and she was in our bed.” Dark? It’s called Date Rape. Men need bigger brains because if we didn’t have them, math and physics would have nowhere to live.
“In women, verbal intelligence was clearly correlated with brain size, accounting for 36 percent of the verbal IQ score,” says a study done by McMaster University researchers. “Spatial intelligence was also correlated with brain size in women, but less strongly.”
If women can’t talk about something, they can’t understand it. That’s why they fucking suck at math and listening. You can’t listen better by talking.
“In men, spatial ability was not related to overall brain size. These results suggest that women may use verbal strategies in spatial thinking, but that in men, verbal and spatial thinking are more distinct.”
And by “are more distinct”, I’m sure the researchers meant “exist”.
Women and their shit-brains have evolved to do nothing more than talk, and apparently their ability to do so is entirely dependent on the size of their heads. Men, on the other hand, are created equal — no matter how big our brains are.
“In a further sex difference, brain size decreased with age in men over the age span of 25 to 80 years, but age hardly affected brain size in women.”
The greatest man minds in history have done their greatest work at an early age for one reason: man brains fall apart under the stress of greatness. Man brains are like super charged dragsters pointed out across an oblivion of asphalt that leads to a cure for cancer, clean renewable energy, and a pile of cash bigger than Everest. We can go for it as fast as we want, but one thing’s certain: those tires aren’t going to last forever.
Women, however, can accomplish nothing just as well at 80 as they did at 30. Except at 80, no one wants to fuck them badly enough to tell them they’re smart.
A thousand studies have been done attempting to correlate cross-gender intelligence to brain size, brain density, the ratio of brain mass to body muscle mass (keep in mind that women are way fatter than men), the ratio of brain mass to height, and the density of neurons and neural pathways; but somehow, the only thing these studies have concluded is that while men have larger and better brains than women, we’re all supposed to believe that women have miraculously cobbled together perfectly respectable thinking machines out of an ability to constantly run their mouths and an emotional cortex that looks like broken sewage pipe on full blast — in spite of the fact that women have never invented shit and never seem to know a goddamn thing about science, politics, or anything that isn’t featured heavily on PerezHilton.com.
Maybe that’s true. Or maybe one time the president of Harvard got fucking fired for suggesting men were slightly better than women at math and now everyone is scared shitless. When women enter academia, the knot in their panties becomes a knot in the hose of scientific progress.
The only brain study I care about was done by Dmitri Belyaev in 1959. In it, Dmitri concluded that the domestication of animals decreases their brain size as it weeds out aggression, independence, and intelligence, and promotes tendencies toward socialization. Thanks to Dmitri, we know why women have smaller brains. They were domesticated by men.
Dmitri’s Research
Study by McMaster University
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May 7th, 2008 at 10:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Real women take responsibility for thier actions, its called accountability. I have never met or seen such a woman.
Nothing you say matters one bit, until you have accountability. Being loud mouthed and foul does not make you a real woman, or a strong woman, it just means your loud mouthed and foul.
And this myth about men being afraid of smart women, again its not the IQ were afraid of, its that attitude she has just because she has half a brain, she feels she must shove it down every mans throat, which again just makes her a bitch.
Now, who likes being around a bitch??
May 7th, 2008 at 2:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43f760549b048
Kind of funny the things you mentioned as probably being invented by a man -
computers - the translation of our language to machine invented by a woman
telephone - nope, don’t know
cars- ha, the windshield wiper!
skip to submarines - the hydrascope, that is the underwater scope in subs, right?
washers & dryers - I’m fairly sure several commen household items were invented or improved on by a woman
the dipthong - I’m joking
Yeah, all most every significant invention is man made. But there are a few female inventors and will surely be more to come.
Honestly, what is it that you consider feminism? I have only really whitnessed feminism on tv or in a history book. These women posting on this site, I’m sure, are for the most part not into feminism. They are just responding to the bashing of everything womanly ( and not womanly but nevertheless blamed on women), the stereotypes, if a woman does something cool - she does it wrong; if she does it wrong it’s because she is a woman even if men do the same thing, down to the most irrelevant and insignificant things such as use of curse words. They even go as far to say that women are not good at things that they are biologicaly meant to do. Pretty much not even “women are good for sex ” is allowed arcording to one of the articles. I even saw one guy write in that women don’t even masturbate right. So, the women here are offended, that is a far cry from feminism. More than likely they will get up from the desk and go on with the day as usual, not go march or burn brazziers. What is it though, that you refer to as feminism? A woman simply defending her kind against unwarrented and often rediculous critizism? Or maybe there is some kind of movement I have missed? Where is all of this so called hatred for men in movement fashion? I am asking, not trying to call you out.
May 7th, 2008 at 5:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3da1539336e23
What is there to debate exactly?
Everyone knows men are on average smarter than women..it’s been proven countless times.
And it isn’t some small difference - when 100 is a normal IQ and below 70 is retarded, a 5 point difference is a big deal
May 7th, 2008 at 7:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: e91110557fba9
I’m accountable for my stupidity as a woman….I’ve done all the idiotic, childish things women seem to love doing…but this site has opened my eyes….goddam women are dumb….it’s a wonder men even still sleep with us…
May 7th, 2008 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7a58e0a2d7463
Stop right there that’s all most men want to hear.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 2fac15b91bdd6
Listen up guys, 17 year olds know everything. They’ve learnt everything off the TV and at school. They know exactly how the world works.
Once you hit 22 you are past it, and what you’ve already forgotten this little 17 year old walking encyclopedia learns in a week at school. Only 17 year olds are up with the play.
Note to halyn: come back 5 or 10 years when you know something useful.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 2fac15b91bdd6
Are you assuming that you need to be exceptionally intelligent to be a doctor or lawyer. I’ve met some VERY STUPID doctors and lawyers. They were usually women, coincidentally.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:47 am - IP Man-Hash: c8b47a168e536
I know a little about the process of getting into an american Med School. In addition to good grades, you need good MCAT scores (a standardized test) and references. It would seem to me you would need a basic level of good intelligence to do well enough on these assays to get into Med School. Someone who flunked Organic Chemistry class because he/she could not understand reaction mechanisms is not going to get into Med School, so it would seem to me this is a basic screen for intelligence.
It would be interesting to compare the number of malpractice cases of men vs women doctors, normalizing for the number of men and women in the population.
May 10th, 2008 at 12:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 2cf7fd9f97848
Self hate is a bitch isn’t it?
May 10th, 2008 at 12:55 am - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e
When i was 17 i knew everything… about making bongs from miscellaneous household supplies !
May 10th, 2008 at 1:09 am - IP Man-Hash: e91110557fba9
Meh…no one is perfect…
May 10th, 2008 at 1:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e
Thank God I am a man. I love myself. My perfections outnumber my flaws.
Besides, I can get anything I want out of life without having a vagina- it’s called hard work and manserverance. That is manificent. That is the best gift from God- the penis.
Vaginas are like books at public libraries: they are purchased by the general public; can be checked out at anytime and returned; are handled by hundreds of pairs of hands in a lifetime; and sold for a pittance forty years after obvious signs of wear and tear.
But the penis is like a Federal Reserve Bank. It is grandiose, a symbol of power, its contents are highly sought after and it never fails in doing its job.
May 10th, 2008 at 2:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 2cf7fd9f97848
For the record, I have no idea what it’s like to feel self hate. I was being sarcastic. By the way the Federal Reserve Bank is partly responsible for the failing economy via high interest rates, bad mortgage loans, foreclosures and slow-acting, futile economical policies.
May 10th, 2008 at 2:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e
Spoken like a true woman. Blame the Fed! Blame someone else for a woman’s financial immaturity- more like financial ignorance- and chronic fiscal diarrhea.
High interest rates, bad mortgage loans, low interest rates and high debt to personal income ratios are responses to the behavior of the American consumer. Unfortunately, many of the men in this fine country have parasites attached to them sucking hard-earned capital from their bodies and spending money they don’t have by pledging a man’s future mental and physical health as collateral.
And since women spend 60% of the money in this economy, while complaining they earn only 73 cents to every dollar a man earns, it is no wonder this fucking economy has problems. You can’t charge your way out of a recession. The Chinese will demand more than interest on their loans.
We could stop deficits tomorrow. All our economic problems could be solved by taking away credit cards from every woman ever issued one and denying mortgages to women who live beyond their means while never producing any goods or services of of tangible value.
Spreading your legs, popping out some kids and collecting child support or vaginamony, does not make a single woman a better or informed consumer- let alone a producer. It just makes plastic surgeons wealthier and the price of the stock of Starbucks rise.
You want to gauge when a recession starts and ends? Take a survey of the business of plastic surgeons. Their business rises in proportion to the number of divorce filings initiated by women- which is 70 percent. Once made over, they go onto ambush the next sap and the vicious cycle repeats itself.
This is real economics. This is manomics. I am no economist. I am man. Therefore, I look around, research and ponder the perplexing questions of the day.
May 11th, 2008 at 1:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 73352ffb3b321
Well, neanderthals had bigger brains than homo sapiens, they had stronger bodies (better bone structure, more muscles). Why they dissappeared is unknown, some say we (and by we, I mean of course male homo sapiens) wiped them from the face of this earth. Others say they were assimilated by homo sapiens upon cross-breeding. Personally, I think it’s because neanderthal women were so ugly that neanderthal man at one point decided he would rather go extinct than reproduce.
May 11th, 2008 at 3:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
If the Taliban were to seize power in North America, their first task would be to organize the mass stoning of all American and Canadian women they can get their hands on.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52cc02f25a718
size of the brain does not correlate with intelligence you asswipe! there were studies done on race and size of the brain and those were also proven inaccurate. it’s about the connections in the brain, so there could be more neurons in a smaller volume. yes men are slightly better in math and spacial intelligence but it does not mean all women are plain stupid. you need both men and women, each one is different but together they can create a great partnership. you are just bitter…
May 15th, 2008 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3055f44a01c6c
Not unlike Anglo-American men, in some respects.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: b8b657c613b55
You’re right, men use 100% of their brain otherwise it wouldn’t be there due to evolution. I don’t know where the 10% myth came from unless of course some scientist looked at only female brains…
May 16th, 2008 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8c4e1e80b1777
hey dick, i completely agree with you. not only all women retarded, but i hate them too. im not gay, i still have sex with them, but thats about all theyre good for