Space…the Male Frontier

If you’re anything like me, you have never asked yourself why a woman has never been to the moon because the answer is obvious.

Actually, the answer may surprise you.

The male instinct is a good one — it’s solid when the chips are down, and in this case it tells us men that women have never been to the moon because the moon is chalk full of science — like a robot, the natural enemy of womankind (both technology and robots). This is absolutely true, however, only true in the way that there are no unicorns underwater. Yes, unicorns cannot breathe water, but they also do not fucking exist. So what are we talking about here.

The real reason that women have never been to the moon has very little to do with their astounding ability to turn even the simplest of technologies into a catastrophic fucking unsolvable mystery on par with Stonehenge.

Remember the last time you were making some hot-hot jokes around a woman or womans, or the last time you were enjoying a cinematographic masterpiece like Die Hard 3, Payback, or The South Park Movie — or any other time that you were trying to mind your own fucking business?

Well what happened?

That’s right, said woman or womans ruined it with a torrent of shitty comments and/or nay saying. Perhaps something like, “Nicolas Cage thinks he’s so great” (in a sarcastic tone though. Nicholas Cage only thinks he’s so great because he’s fucking awesome), or maybe a “those are fake”, “you only think you’re funny”, or a “cigarettes cause cancer”.

Cigarettes cause cancer? No shit, I didn’t know that. Guess what talking any more during Face Off causes?

Can you imagine this manner of hijink aboard the USS Space Ship to the moon?

That’s why women will never go to the moon, because of their piss-poor, wet-blanket attitudes.

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Comment by Sweeno
2010-08-25 08:37:46 - IP Man-Hash: d030aa3d3ff9a

Yea, they’ve been in space… but have they stepped foot on the moon? Dont think so…

 
Comment by CM
2010-08-23 15:34:36 - IP Man-Hash: 991a501493665

This site is a joke, right? I could never imagine a person who wasn’t molested, beaten and mentally abused as a child being able to create this site seriously. But being that Dick is such a big jokester, we know his shit has never been pushed in – it only comes out… and somehow gets published? Oh, wait! It’s all just a big, hilarious joke! One so great that Dick is actually a brilliant master mind in exposing the followers of this webpage for the kind of people they really are. He is writing his thesis on male behavior and this site is his research center.

The next segment of his research will have him delving into the pasts of his specimens. He will find out just how much of the wrong ingredients (violence, molestation, hatred, etc.) mixed with unfortunate personality traits (insecurities, temper, deviance, neuroticism, etc.) it will take to make the so-called “male chauvinist.” Stay tuned!

 
Comment by weeaboo
2010-08-13 01:58:50 - IP Man-Hash: 55fc4759f0410

he DID say, the moon.

not space.

 
Comment by Sally
2010-08-12 22:33:00 - IP Man-Hash: f0c02f95ffbaf

Want to know why Dick hates women? He’s a transvestite, he was one. Nice sunglasses coverup Girly, let’s not deny yourself any longer, ok? :)

 
Comment by ariel-thomas
2010-08-04 19:55:48 - IP Man-Hash: a0e18b9576f4b

if youre fat and hairy with a small wiener raise your hand! if youre too fat and hairy to do that just carry on hating yourself and attempt to jerk off. but you always seem to fall asleep before you ejaculate…

 
Comment by TImmy
2010-08-01 10:38:19 - IP Man-Hash: 78900c14167ed

You do realize that the average male does not have “high” levels of testosterone. The statement that you quoted was referring to steroid users. Dont be dumb

 
Comment by Aero
2010-07-17 22:14:57 - IP Man-Hash: 527adaabee702

I read all his posts on this page, every word, and I’m shocked. This guy could be a terrible person, idk, but the facts only confirm my thoughts of women being manipulative users. Not all, most. I wonder what the world would be like with automatic cock-suckers, fucking machines, and womb farms, no women. Hmm…..

Comment by jess
2010-07-18 10:51:49 - IP Man-Hash: cf9eabf2ed46e

that would be a very odd place o.O i feel so unwanted D: xD

 
 
Comment by bloo
2010-05-31 21:09:23 - IP Man-Hash: 5125aff18e2e0

ummmmm…you do realize that there have been woman in space and woman who walked in space, right
Valentina Tereshkova
Sally Ride
Svetlana Savitskaya
Kathryn Sullivan
Anna Fisher
thouse are some of the women who have been in space. not tring to disagree with you just stating a fact
oh by the way i love die hard, the godfather, south park and all those kind of movies and im a woman. im just not one of those kind of annoying woman
(oh by the way have any of you guys seen losers. just out of curiosity. i really want to know what everyone thought of it since no one i know has seen it)

Comment by Watcher
2010-06-01 04:21:17 - IP Man-Hash: 8db4dbabb0654

You also realise that there have also been monkeys, dogs and mice in space…

Just stating a fact.

Actually bloo, I wish you were in space…

Comment by bloo
2010-06-01 07:04:06 - IP Man-Hash: 5125aff18e2e0

well this article isn’t about monkeys, dogs and mice is it
i was just explaining that women have in fact been in space so most of what this article states must not be true

Comment by Watcher
2010-06-01 07:06:14 - IP Man-Hash: 8db4dbabb0654

You really are a ‘space cadet’.

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Comment by Iman Azol
2010-06-11 14:44:01 - IP Man-Hash: 7b832098df0a3

It states they haven’t been to the moon.

Name the women who have been to the moon.

None.

There.

Fact.

Dumb cunt can’t parse that.

“Well, being in space is like being on the moon, without being on the moon. So it’s almost as good and therefore you’re wrong.”

No. I’m right. Dick’s right. Your wrong.

Because you’re a dumb cunt.

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Comment by Iman Azol
2010-06-11 14:49:40 - IP Man-Hash: 7b832098df0a3

Actually, this is textbook cunt compensation. “I can’t do what men do, so I’ll just set a lower standard, accomplish that, and claim that makes me equal.”

That’s really fucking pathetic.

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Comment by Angel-A
2010-05-15 17:54:08 - IP Man-Hash: c93d1625aeca2

Just because you and Einstein share having a penis, it doesn’t automatically make you a genius.

Comment by JIM
2010-06-03 11:09:09 - IP Man-Hash: 53fb4fcbfbb25

Guess Freud was right. Penis envy is alive and well at the feminist agenda.

 
 
Comment by PJ
2010-05-06 10:01:33 - IP Man-Hash: 9a83176d487cb

It’s hilarious to think that even if a woman is raised as if they were a boy, they still come out all fucked up and with more issues up their stupid fuckin ass. Women only know how to imitate, perform redundant tasks, and never solve their own problems.

 
Comment by domini
2010-05-05 13:36:40 - IP Man-Hash: 0538f47f78b36

…fucking genius

 
Comment by kick the bitch ass
2010-04-05 10:27:30 - IP Man-Hash: 529c4ce561f84

A man should not depend on a wimmin for anything.As for as possible
avoid depending on the wimmin except the basics.

Depending on a wimmin makes a man vulnerable to wimmin’s manipulation & control………

gives a wimmin enough room to manipulate & control a man to her advantage.

So guys………………

BOTTOMLINE………..except for sex, babies & making sammiches don’t
depend on a wimmin for anything……….if you want mental peace &
sanity.

 
Comment by TheOneWhoGotAway
2010-03-09 21:02:09 - IP Man-Hash: 3c9e60ad98622

TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE KILLS BRAIN CELLS- (a scientific fact)
The next time a muscle guy in a sports car you off on the highway, don’t get mad, just take a deep breath and realize that it might not be his fault,” said Ehrlich.
Testosterone is the main male hormone, playing a key role in development and differentiation of male traits and cell growth. Testosterone’s effects on neurons induce changes in behavior, mood and memory.
Both neuroprotective and neurodegenerative effects of androgens have been reported. High levels of testosterone triggered programmed cell death in neurons �in vitro� (in culture). Cell death (apoptosis) is critical in many life processes, including development and disease. It is characterized by membrane instability, activation of  caspases (digesting proteins) in apoptosis, change in membrane potential, and DNA fragmentation.
This is a testosterone driven site – i REST MY CASE.

Comment by Army grunt
2010-03-19 14:35:52 - IP Man-Hash: 77a331d7357a2

What’s your point, too much anything is bad. What a revelation! By your line of reasoning, since too much water ingestion in a short period of time can kill you, this proves water is bad. “i REST MY CASE.” to use your words.

Without men and testosterone, women would still be eons behind marveling at the wonders of the wheel (and still trying to figure out how it works).

Comment by Watcher
2010-06-01 04:24:29 - IP Man-Hash: 8db4dbabb0654

True Army grunt, but to be fair they would have painted the wheel in a pretty pink and dusted it in glitter and rolled it into a tree…

 
Comment by Watcher
2010-06-01 04:47:21 - IP Man-Hash: 8db4dbabb0654

…and blamed God for putting the tree in the way.

 
 
 
Comment by explosive restraint
2010-02-01 14:04:57 - IP Man-Hash: f574fd596bae8

Space is still very dangerous and until women can safely go there, they will continue to send men there to risk their lives.
In the middle of the night:
“Please, Dear, go check and see what that noise is”
true meaning:
maybe it is a killer and he will destroy you, and i will be alerted and run away.
It’s the same reason women send men to war. They can easily be spared.

Comment by Sam
2010-03-07 19:09:43 - IP Man-Hash: 2492743f46c15

Correction: Men send men to war. No woman has ever made such a decision.

Comment by benignbullet
2010-03-07 19:32:59 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

Are you the latest rendering of female satirist?

http://antimisandry.com/facts-figures/evil-female-rulers-evil-women-ru lers-4151.html

Spaced-TheFemaleFrontier

 
Comment by Tony
2010-06-07 23:53:10 - IP Man-Hash: 1fac6c12bb5b6

Cleopatra. Mary Queen of Scots. Elizabeth the 1st. Margaret thatcher….

 
 
 
Comment by Paul
2010-01-22 08:56:09 - IP Man-Hash: f23c216ef9ca3

Muchos Kudos – very funny indeed. I honestly don’t understand why people are taking the bait? Maybe some kind of funny retardation.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-11-14 02:55:29 - IP Man-Hash: 7e922a00473bb

Thought I’d repost this so some men could read this, the points made even if it’s poorly written. Jack, leave this here, men need to read this. Because despite what jj ‘feeeeels’ fact is fact.

Jj: I could probably write a small book to answer you but the time would likely be wasted. So excuse my lack of education that’ll be evident in my piss poor grammar but I am going to cheat this time so my spelling will be checked at least (pokes his tongue out at snotty). First I’ll let you have this link that the fellas supplied, perhaps you’d take the time to actually read it. http://www.laweekly.com/2008-01-24/news/the-gender-boondoggle/

Second. Are you aware how involved the logistics are to supply any of our nations with the food we need to live. Compared to the WW’s, much more involved. Have you seen women reverse a car? Who’s going to rebuild all the buildings they knock over? Yes I know there are some female lorry drivers, very minimal. What about the shipping and aircraft it takes to help with the supply our nations needs? Again there aren’t nearly enough females to do this. People would be starving very quickly. There are many areas of work the average woman isn’t physically capable of.

Third. Lets talk a little about offices now. A huge portion of the female workforce in any of our nations is right here. I’m guessing now, because I don’t work in an office. What happens when the software gets a bug? Many IT females out there able to fix these problems? Same question with the hardware. So much of the western world is now controlled by the computer. I could sit down and research sciences and other intellectual workplaces. I’m guessing similar could be said. Others here might be more able to answer this already.

Now ignore it if you like, but the fact remains, the vast majority of women work in jobs where their ‘skills’ are best placed. Tapping away at keyboards, sat on their backsides. Often at least half their day will involve talking. If you honestly believe some of the jobs out there that women do are essential to our society you’re deluded. Taxes are simply being wasted on many of the things females do.
Here’s an example from the previous link, Tamara Chick Quote: a woman so key to the department’s goals that she is now in charge of female recruitment.

A job that’s been made purely to try and recruit females. Is there such a position for a man in nursing, to encourage male nurses? My guess would be no. Equality. Really? My view is this is bias, shown in favour of females, which is anything but equality. It’s privilege. I’ve tried to keep it short because I really don’t want to waste any more time on someone that couldn’t see something he/she didn’t want to, even if it was stamped on their forehead so they could see it every morning in the mirror. So I’ll repeat. If ALL men stopped everything they do, our society would fail. Not so if women did the same.

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-08 00:30:02 - IP Man-Hash: 139c3979d3ee6

ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!

GET ALL THE HACKERS YOU CAN FIND AND DESTROY ALL FEMICUNT BUSINESSES COMPANIES AND WEBSITES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THEIR INFO!

BROTHERHOOD RISE UP!!!

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-08 00:12:12 - IP Man-Hash: 139c3979d3ee6

ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!

BROTHERHOOD RISE UP!!!

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-03 06:43:44 - IP Man-Hash: 9e1efbc6a7989

Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!

ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
MALE SUPREMACY NOW!!

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2009-10-25 14:51:31 - IP Man-Hash: 237473d762590

I am shutting this site down.

Comment by Starioshka_Prokol
2010-01-19 16:28:24 - IP Man-Hash: 6df3511a67e3e

Yo arrent Dick cause your name isn’t blue!