Space…the Male Frontier
If you’re anything like me, you have never asked yourself why a woman has never been to the moon because the answer is obvious.
Actually, the answer may surprise you.
The male instinct is a good one — it’s solid when the chips are down, and in this case it tells us men that women have never been to the moon because the moon is chalk full of science — like a robot, the natural enemy of womankind (both technology and robots). This is absolutely true, however, only true in the way that there are no unicorns underwater. Yes, unicorns cannot breathe water, but they also do not fucking exist. So what are we talking about here.
The real reason that women have never been to the moon has very little to do with their astounding ability to turn even the simplest of technologies into a catastrophic fucking unsolvable mystery on par with Stonehenge.
Remember the last time you were making some hot-hot jokes around a woman or womans, or the last time you were enjoying a cinematographic masterpiece like Die Hard 3, Payback, or The South Park Movie — or any other time that you were trying to mind your own fucking business?
Well what happened?
That’s right, said woman or womans ruined it with a torrent of shitty comments and/or nay saying. Perhaps something like, “Nicolas Cage thinks he’s so great” (in a sarcastic tone though. Nicholas Cage only thinks he’s so great because he’s fucking awesome), or maybe a “those are fake”, “you only think you’re funny”, or a “cigarettes cause cancer”.
Cigarettes cause cancer? No shit, I didn’t know that. Guess what talking any more during Face Off causes?
Can you imagine this manner of hijink aboard the USS Space Ship to the moon?
That’s why women will never go to the moon, because of their piss-poor, wet-blanket attitudes.
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What a typically woman thing to say. They project their own infallibility onto the judicial system.
Women are fascists.
-Dick
Not if Female has her way with it. Ominous, isn’t it?
Nah.. that’s why you give the woman many orgasms and SHE falls asleep.. .so you can avoid that “pillow talk” and go play video games while she snoozes.
Don’t listen to him Alex. Dakota you really shouldn’t be saying this stuff to her.
@ Dakota- True, but the woman had already overcome the disorder, and I don’t even believe she had it to a serious extent (she was never hospitalized or anything like that, she just had strange issues with food). As for you telling me to offer a friend sex: A female friend of mine kissed a male friend of mine at a party, and he actually pulled away from her and laughed it off. I was surprised when she told me this, considering how attractive she is, and when I asked my male friend about it later he said, “Aaah, I couldn’t go there, she’s my friend”. So he was offered sex (or something, anyway), and rejected it but is still her friend. Obviously there is something else he values her for. I just can’t believe that men value women only for sex.
@ Dakota- True, but the woman had already overcome the disorder, and I don’t even believe she had it to a serious extent (she was never hospitalized or anything like that, she just had strange issues with food). As for you telling me to offer a friend sex: A female friend of mine kissed a male friend of mine at a party, and he actually pulled away from her and laughed it off. I was surprised when she told me this, considering how attractive she is, and when I asked my male friend about it later he said, “Aaah, I couldn’t go there, she’s my friend”. There are too many instances of
oh what a little trickster you are Sonyad. I don’t believe I’ve ever endorsed cutting off a man’s penis. Castration? Sure, yeah, I did advocate that for rapists when there isn’t a shadow of a doubt that the rapist did commit the rape, and I also believe that the method of castration that I endorsed was neutering by way of lesioning parts of the brain, rather than removal of external organs. And, well, correct me if I’m wrong but I even posted this on your own web-site, so it’s funny how you can’t remember it correctly.
Not if Female has her way with it. Ominous, isn’t it?
My penis is strong and my guide to all that is great and good!!!
Better I think with “the little head” than with no head at all!!!
Or are they?
Seriously. I believe their lack of that universal tool that doubles as a hormonal governor us men are naturally endowed with at birth for hormonal stability and the lack thereof, when appropriate, is the root cause from their nutty behaviour.
They never stop complaining though how us men always think with our peckers (instead, presumably, of doing something else with them, or with someone else… something “constructive”). Well, at least we’ve something to think by…
Of course, ‘cut up all the men’ on Earth and all women are instantly perfectly sane by comparison.
Womens isa bonkers. The lots of thems. Theys ain’t evil tho, bless theys little shriveled hearts. They’se sometimes (usually) eida just insane (or latently so) or poor in spirit. Or both.
Yes. All men — particularly young men — are totally preoccupied with sex. It’s somewhere in the DNA of the male of the species and cannot be socialized out. You can socialize to control it, but the desire is still there.
I stipulate that extraordinarily unattractive women can be excluded. It’s very rare, though. I’ve actually found that as I’ve grown older and women’s physical peak is behind them, I’m including far more women in my personal desires than I did before.
Which is just a way of saying that I used to not think about women in their 40s or youthful 50s having explosive orgasms with me and now that I’m 42, I do.
As I’ve said, we’re optimists. We keep hoping for the impossible. We’ll almost certainly never find it, but a man can dream.
Offer one of your “male friends” sex and see what happens. Just for kicks, make it a guy whom you know is getting regular sex from someone else.
It only doesn’t make sense if you assume the man would reject sex. He won’t.
Oh, that one’s a simple one:
An eating disorder is a red flag of enormous proportions. It means the woman has serious, potentially life-threatening psychological issues. Who needs to deal with psychological issues of that magnitude in a potential mate?
Frankly, his behavior seems particularly intelligent to me. Most men get the “knight in shining armor” complex and try to “rescue” women who have issues. That he was able to overcome this and look at the situation objectively is laudable. It took me ten years of marriage to realize that I shouldn’t have ignored all my ex’s red flags.
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A chick with that kinda self-confidence issues to have an eating disorder is grounds for immediate dumpage.
What you’re describing seems to be more of a preoccupation with and desire for sex, and the fact that men view all women in a sexual light, which I can understand. It’s outright false to say that every man literally wants to have sex with every woman, though, because women do get rejected, and not only in cases where the woman is “off-limits”. I’ve seen with my own eyes men reject women they didn’t find attractive, or because they found their personality offensive.
Again, if women are as monstrous as this site claims, why would men deal with them for any reasons other than sex? And yes, they do. If a man has a girlfriend and is getting sex regularly, and he has an unattractive female friend who he would not sleep with if given the chance (again, men do reject women), why would he even talk to her? You’re essentially saying that men deal with horrible women for sexual reasons, in spite of the fact that is he getting sex elsewhere and would probably reject sex from his friend if offered. That doesn’t make sense.
I’ll give you an example of strange male behavior, only one of many, but it’s one that struck me as particularly strange: A male friend of mine had had some rotten relationships and then found a woman he really liked. After dating her for awhile, he in fact told me he loved her, and that he felt “at home” with her. He was pretty thrilled to have a good relationship after past rotten ones. He then found out that she had had an eating disorder in the past, and immediately broke up with her. It seemed very bizzare to me to end a relationship he had been absolutely thrilled about because of a problem the woman had had in the past.
Thanks for bringing this up, dalsgaard. I shouldn’t have implied that I was excluding myself when I was explaining this to Alex.
dalsgaard is right, Alex. I’d fuck you, too, under the right circumstances.
Even though I’m sincerely interested in you comprehending this point about men so that you and other women can deal with men intelligently, I’d fuck you. Doesn’t matter that I’m more than double your age; under the right circumstances, I’d still fuck you.
There are only six women in the world that I absolutely wouldn’t have sex with: my daughters, my sister, my mother, my grandmother, and my ex — and her because she’s a psycho hose beast that I wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot cattle prod.
Everyone else, including aunts, cousins, extended family members … yep, you guessed it: I’ve imagined some of them having a mind-shattering orgasm at my hand.
We’re telling you the truth about all this. Your male friends — every male you’ve ever met or ever will meet — wants to have sex with you.
Oh boy. That’s rich.
Fuck off my website.
-Dick
Just FYI, I’m not necessarily talking about a romantic relationship.
Bizzarre female behavior generally becomes apparent to men in the course of a romantic relationship, but that’s because one is forced to deal with the insanity rather than being able to walk away from it.
However, I’ve observed insanity in both my sister and my mother — and my mother is a psychologist working for a state in-patient mental health institution.
However, I’m curious what might be examples of male behavior that strikes you as irrational. To be honest, I find that the reason women find male behavior difficult to understand tends to be due to the fact that they’re operating with rational deficiencies.
In other words: if you’re crazy yourself, you might find sane behavior incomprehensible.
So examples, please? Perhaps I can explain what you’re observing.
I’m actually boardering on pessimism.
Yeah, I know, I know, I’ve heard it.
I’m telling you, as a man who’s been 19 and as a father of two girls entering adolescence:
Your “male friends” want sex from you. It doesn’t matter what you think, it doesn’t matter what they say, it doesn’t matter what relationships they’re in. On some level, every single man who’s ever laid eyes on you wants sex from you.
Listen to me, because I’m about to tell you the single most important truth about men you’ll ever hear. If you take it to heart, you’ll have a much better understanding of men and how to deal with us.
Here’s the truth:
Whenever a man looks at you, he imagines you having an orgasm while having sex with him.
I’m dead serious. Strangers on the street imagine this when they look at you. Your classmates imagine it. Your girlfriends’ boyfriends imagine it.
And they don’t just imagine it with you, they imagine it with every single woman they ever see, assuming that the woman isn’t in some way extraordinarily unattractive.
Every. Single. Man.
I don’t expect you to believe me, but if you do, it will explain a great deal. It will help you deal with men for the rest of your life.
No you can’t. You just think you can.
Every single man you’ve ever met or will meet imagines you having an orgasm by his hand. That’s reality.
We’re eternal optimists. It’s a weakness of the gender.
No we don’t. We just have female friends who are off-limits for one reason or another. But we still imagine giving them a mind-shattering orgasm every time we see them.
Re-evaluate your observations in light of the information I’ve just given you, and you’ll find that men’s motives are a lot more mercenary than you thought.
I can assure you my male friends, at least most of them, do not have any sexual interest me. Some have girlfriends, others are unattached but have never made any sort of “move” on me, etc. I can usually tell when someone is interested and they are not.
And that partly is what I meant, why do men even bother with women if they’re so terrible? Men do in fact have many female friends who they are not sexually interested in and would not date. Men, with attractive girlfriends, have female friends who are unattractive. I know men with more female friends than male friends. Men sometimes talk to women about things they will not talk to men about. There are men, many men, who genuinely do seem to respect and like women. I find it hard to believe this would be possible if women were as monstrous as this site makes them out to be.