Space…the Male Frontier
If you’re anything like me, you have never asked yourself why a woman has never been to the moon because the answer is obvious.
Actually, the answer may surprise you.
The male instinct is a good one — it’s solid when the chips are down, and in this case it tells us men that women have never been to the moon because the moon is chalk full of science — like a robot, the natural enemy of womankind (both technology and robots). This is absolutely true, however, only true in the way that there are no unicorns underwater. Yes, unicorns cannot breathe water, but they also do not fucking exist. So what are we talking about here.
The real reason that women have never been to the moon has very little to do with their astounding ability to turn even the simplest of technologies into a catastrophic fucking unsolvable mystery on par with Stonehenge.
Remember the last time you were making some hot-hot jokes around a woman or womans, or the last time you were enjoying a cinematographic masterpiece like Die Hard 3, Payback, or The South Park Movie — or any other time that you were trying to mind your own fucking business?
Well what happened?
That’s right, said woman or womans ruined it with a torrent of shitty comments and/or nay saying. Perhaps something like, “Nicolas Cage thinks he’s so great” (in a sarcastic tone though. Nicholas Cage only thinks he’s so great because he’s fucking awesome), or maybe a “those are fake”, “you only think you’re funny”, or a “cigarettes cause cancer”.
Cigarettes cause cancer? No shit, I didn’t know that. Guess what talking any more during Face Off causes?
Can you imagine this manner of hijink aboard the USS Space Ship to the moon?
That’s why women will never go to the moon, because of their piss-poor, wet-blanket attitudes.
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Of coarse they are
Just look at Madame Curie
Women are in NASA because feminists put them there. Can you imagine the number of people that apply for positions there, let alone the number of more than capable men? I can guarantee that it wasn’t the head of NASA’s idea to send a woman up, especially after you see female astronauts dressing up in nappies and attempting to murder their crush’s girlfriend like the conniving bitch she is.
I certainly wouldn’t risk a multi million dollar bit of machinery in the hands of a woman. They can’t even drive a fucking shopping trolley, so how the fuck are they going to pilot a space shuttle?
*D3C*
How many? How much? Are their contributions EQUAL to men?
Well, women are in NASA, and in any other profession that you can mention
and women by doing nothing get to absolve themselves of any responsibility for anything.
badly
and they get to feel responsible for people’s death
At least they built something, eh?
Well, men built the machine that blew up
The point is, women have fucked up everywhere. The least they can do is leave space alone.
What decade do you think this is?
Women have been in space
I mean sure Christa McAuliffe died
but that doesn’t mean that women haven’t been in space
women have never been on the moon cus it dont need cleaning!!!
I agree.
Pull my finger.
-Banzai
Someone once asked why women do not fart as much as men. THe answer given was that “Women don’t keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the required pressure.”
Then it’s settled.
-Dick
agreed
Exactly.
*woman kicks man in the balls for asking a woman out*
Audience: AHAHAHAHHHAAHHHAHHA!!
*man slaps a woman for being hysterical*
Audience: KILL THAT FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!1111
WTF?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4eEj1lzPkk
“Wha… What’s that smell? What’s that awful smell.”
Gilded.
As a sidenote. The woman knocking the man out with a vase to the head from behind is hysterically hilarious to many viewers.
Wonder how palatable the reverse would be.
Youtube “woman farting”
:)
Someone once asked why women do not fart as much as men. THe answer given was that “Women don’t keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the required pressure.”
I think more they’d argue over who gets to use the flight stick for sexual purposes during their time of the month and kill each other in a PMS fueled rage.
Dick should do a piece on women and farts.