Space…the Male Frontier
If you’re anything like me, you have never asked yourself why a woman has never been to the moon because the answer is obvious.
Actually, the answer may surprise you.
The male instinct is a good one — it’s solid when the chips are down, and in this case it tells us men that women have never been to the moon because the moon is chalk full of science — like a robot, the natural enemy of womankind (both technology and robots). This is absolutely true, however, only true in the way that there are no unicorns underwater. Yes, unicorns cannot breathe water, but they also do not fucking exist. So what are we talking about here.
The real reason that women have never been to the moon has very little to do with their astounding ability to turn even the simplest of technologies into a catastrophic fucking unsolvable mystery on par with Stonehenge.
Remember the last time you were making some hot-hot jokes around a woman or womans, or the last time you were enjoying a cinematographic masterpiece like Die Hard 3, Payback, or The South Park Movie — or any other time that you were trying to mind your own fucking business?
Well what happened?
That’s right, said woman or womans ruined it with a torrent of shitty comments and/or nay saying. Perhaps something like, “Nicolas Cage thinks he’s so great” (in a sarcastic tone though. Nicholas Cage only thinks he’s so great because he’s fucking awesome), or maybe a “those are fake”, “you only think you’re funny”, or a “cigarettes cause cancer”.
Cigarettes cause cancer? No shit, I didn’t know that. Guess what talking any more during Face Off causes?
Can you imagine this manner of hijink aboard the USS Space Ship to the moon?
That’s why women will never go to the moon, because of their piss-poor, wet-blanket attitudes.
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I don’t know how many I have missed but by my count I think this is number 12 or something.
Pregnancy card play number: 12 (its a manstimate so its good enough)
*D3C*
Manvoice….yeah, guess what…you are the fungus!
Please don’t be so rude…i’m only thirteen! You may be classed as a phaedophile as well as a sexist
@Billy: I hope she catches the wit and sarcasm of your back-handed compliment, heheh
You’ve missed your calling.
The feminuts freed you to be the whore that you’ve always wanted to be. To reap rewards while destroying lives along the way. That is what most women today are doing.
And you have no guilt for your lack of cooperation in the destruction of our society? The fems won’t like you very much.
Good points but I’m sure that will fly right over her airy head.
Clarissa, You are here because of a man…how does that make you feel?
And that don’t mean you should touch yourself and see if you’re wet.
I’m here because of a man. You know, the seed which came from him FIRST that enabled a woman to gestate me.
No matter how fertile, a pot of soil is only capable of growing fungus and bacteria without a seed being planted in it. Canesten anyone?
How does that make you feel? Hmm?
^ Pregnancy card number? Listen “girly”, reread the threads before posting some asinine comment. The same insults have been used since the inception of this site. Grow the fuck up.
You are here because of a women…how does that make you feel?
Yes.
It’s not strange in that females always tend toward hating each other. This is why they spend so much time and effort undermining and backstabbing their BFFs. What is strange however, is your desire to be a man when you don’t like women. How do you plan for this to pan out? Most women whom desire a sex change are attracted to other women sexually and desire pairing with one in a physically masculine role. Most men love women. Even the vast majority of men at this website love women, its the feminist movement responsible for undermining cohesive society and the diminishing of men’s legal rights, combined with the offensiveness of one-sided political correctness which the men here despise.
On the very slim chance that your post is genuine, I suggest you worry less about becoming something you are not in order to find acceptance, and work on developing your maturity in terms of awareness and attitudes toward life. A woman who loves men and appreciates the things men provide for society, and whom additionally believes that equality means equal human dignity and status under law rather than lowering standards for equal representation, is always accepted by men. Indeed, combine that with wholesome moral values to become a lady and you will also earn a gentleman’s respect above and beyond acceptance.
Education does not equate intelligence. Having a penis does.
No, you wont be accepted on just having a dick, you also have to be a human being, then we will accept you.
Clarissa, fuck off….
I am a girl but i want to be a boy, i love this website, i hate women so much that i am going to get a sex change. I just hate who i am and need to change. Do you think this is strange? Do you think i will be accepted?
Paddy
Wow, you are all so intelligent, i can’t believe you managed to judge me on three sentences, thats really clever! Have you all got phd’s in psycology?
I’d say you pretty much hit the nail on the head there. A marriage should not be a bean counting contest, focused on getting your equal share of goodies. Pretty much the key to a successful marriage.
For the second half of your paragraph there, also much agreed. Within a family unit, there are specific strengths of each parent that contributes to the success of the family. When we first married, both my hubby and I had full time careers, no problem. Came family time, we shifted focus to what was best for our kid. Why have children if you’re not going to raise them? Personally, not too keen on sending them to day care so that some random daycare worker can overdose your kid on cough medicine in order to make them sleep.
Yeah, it’s tough sometimes being home all day with no break, but so what? My husband comes home to a happy child and a home cooked meal, my child is happy because she has stability in her life, and I’m happy because they’re happy. Some day I’ll return to work, no biggie. Being a full-time mom is not an insult to my intelligence and capabitlities as a woman.
Comes down to priorities.
I see the whole point of this site just flew right over your head, didn’t it? We say that forcing stupid little girly-girls like you out of the kitchen is dangerous to western society, you hear that we just hate all women. No, it’s not that simple and you are not half as smart as you think you are. Is it too much to ask that you at the very least know how much you do not know? Know your natural limitations imposed by the fact that you have never, ever earned one spec of your existence. You just suck off of society like a little parasite and you don’t even know half of what you talk about - and expect us to set you straight.
No thanks, you can look around for your answers, little girl, because you can’t even pay mind to a little bit of advice in response to you posting - and proudly proclaiming the fact that you have a cunt - on a site that is not designed for the pampered, spoiled sex.
Uhhhhhh……..Clarissa is a “female”, so by now, even she should understand that women don’t understand Man-Reality.
She must be stupid. There is a 50% chance you are fucking moron, and I would even bet good money on you, Clarissa.
Hilary, go load up with Wannabe Hillary Clinton and go cry somewhere else while making money because you are an emotional calthrop dipped in dip-shit. In other words, go hang out with that other Hillary on a railroad track while you bitch about men.
Especially that bastard driving the train.
Ahh, and how much time did you waste chatting with your friends about men, today or yesterday? I’ll bet alot. I would bet you spend several hours each and everyday talking to your friends about men, and how bad we are. You probably whinned to your mom about how you can’t find the right guy, cuz they are all jerks. How many hours have you sat reading a mag, telling you all about the evils of men, or how to land the right man and get married?
Bit of a waste of time eh’?
“Clarissa says” -
I don’t understand this website, bit of a waste of time hey??? At the end of the day you can’t help it if your born a girl or a boy, and all of you sexist men had a 50% chance of being a girl anyway. Theres no argument here!