Space…the Male Frontier
If you’re anything like me, you have never asked yourself why a woman has never been to the moon because the answer is obvious.
Actually, the answer may surprise you.
The male instinct is a good one — it’s solid when the chips are down, and in this case it tells us men that women have never been to the moon because the moon is chalk full of science — like a robot, the natural enemy of womankind (both technology and robots). This is absolutely true, however, only true in the way that there are no unicorns underwater. Yes, unicorns cannot breathe water, but they also do not fucking exist. So what are we talking about here.
The real reason that women have never been to the moon has very little to do with their astounding ability to turn even the simplest of technologies into a catastrophic fucking unsolvable mystery on par with Stonehenge.
Remember the last time you were making some hot-hot jokes around a woman or womans, or the last time you were enjoying a cinematographic masterpiece like Die Hard 3, Payback, or The South Park Movie — or any other time that you were trying to mind your own fucking business?
Well what happened?
That’s right, said woman or womans ruined it with a torrent of shitty comments and/or nay saying. Perhaps something like, “Nicolas Cage thinks he’s so great” (in a sarcastic tone though. Nicholas Cage only thinks he’s so great because he’s fucking awesome), or maybe a “those are fake”, “you only think you’re funny”, or a “cigarettes cause cancer”.
Cigarettes cause cancer? No shit, I didn’t know that. Guess what talking any more during Face Off causes?
Can you imagine this manner of hijink aboard the USS Space Ship to the moon?
That’s why women will never go to the moon, because of their piss-poor, wet-blanket attitudes.
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January 10th, 2008 at 5:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Clarissa posts with an email address that contains her first and last name.
Clarissa, does anyone have to explain to you why that is stupid?
-Dick
January 10th, 2008 at 6:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Can anyone explain why parents don’t pay more attention to what their kids are doing? I thought it was bad enough a little girl was posting here at all…….
January 10th, 2008 at 7:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 57d82e5e4fb1e
Two words: Lori Drew. Yeah, women should check up on their kids but check with dad before doing anything rash.
January 10th, 2008 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
Are you even allowed on websites where adults are talking?
Leave.
- Sgt. Reyes
January 10th, 2008 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
You know, I think they’re still chewing on the fact that I go to church regularly. Kind of blew my PC card out of the water.
@ Zardoz: Nope. Still working my way past the first sentence.
@ Clarissa: Kid, there are a lot of predators on the internet. Don’t surf on adult websites, and I’m not just talking about the language here. There are a crap load of dangers out here that you aren’t aware of, and coming to places like this, and giving information so freely about yourself, can make you a big target. Especially if you also have something like a myspace account that can be backtracked to, and especially if you made the common mistake of posting everything under the sun on it. Kids actually get killed by being stupid on the internet.
Not to mention the fact that this is not the type of stuff that you should be reading in the first place.
January 11th, 2008 at 2:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 44e6eae08303f
YesClarissa run from here. And don’t ever accuse anyone of being something they are not. False accusations ruin many lives, even the lives of someones daughter just like you.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
If that is true, then you shouldnt even be here. There’s no way anyone here can be classified as a pedophile, since you have initiated contact.
You should heed the advice people here are giving you, if you are indeed 13 years old, stay off adult web sites, and for gods sake change your fuking email address… I mean serioulsy, your first AND last name!!
Where the hell are you parents!!
January 12th, 2008 at 10:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: b8bdcdb902444
Clarissa doesn’t sound 13… girly-girl yes, but not 13!
January 12th, 2008 at 10:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9bd7fa8e2655
It’s hard to tell when someone types like that, 13, 30 it’s all the same. Is it really THAT hard to learn about periods and the shift key?
January 13th, 2008 at 12:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 904f55006453f
CLARISSA!!!
PLEASE READ THIS!
I know you don’t understand everything about computers yet. But please listen to what I am going to tell you:
NEVER use your real name on the internet!
NEVER give ANY personal information to ANYONE, no matter HOW friendly they are, no matter HOW LONG you have talked to them for.
When you sign up for an email address at hotmail, DO NOT use your real name or address! People CAN get that information from you! Just because you have a password DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SAFE!!!
Clarissa, for your own personal safety, you shouldn’t be in a place like this. I know, you want to defend women, and that is admirable and all. But you really need to learn more about keeping your personal information private BEFORE you surf the internet.
Yes, facebook and myspace are fun. Did you know that people can use that information to find out where you live? In fact, if you were to send me an email, I would be able to figure out what town you lived in! And if I knew your first and last name, I could actually find out where you lived!
PLEASE, PLEASE be very careful on the internet! It is much more dangerous than you realize! Ask you parents about how to keep your personal information safe!
Again, NEVER USE YOU REAL NAME ON THE INTERNET, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER POST ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION ANYWHERE, NO MATTER HOW SAFE IT SEEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 13th, 2008 at 1:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Indeed, the 20 year old Keyboard is a FUCKER to master….
Kind of like women and blowjobs, they go together with the skill only a 3-legged Fish at the dawn of time and a bowling ball exhibit….
January 13th, 2008 at 1:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 525683647f74f
@ Lynn;
KidsWomen actually get killed by being stupid on the internet.January 13th, 2008 at 4:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
Lets hope Lynn’s Father scolded and punished her for it.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
You mean Clarissa’s father. Trouble is, nobody takes parenting as an ongoing responsibility anymore. Besides which, she likely has no father in the house, just an ongoing parade of those weekend “uncles” that drop by and share her mother’s bedroom overnight.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
Oh yes I meant Clarissa.
February 5th, 2008 at 12:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 970dbae5e7d54
this blog is perfect. so far it’s my favorite. this is a question i love to ask women. would you go to the moon? one woman said, “only if it was on a luxury spaceship, like a cruiseship, then i would go to the moon and come home.” other women have said “oh yes, (with various conditions - none of which exist today)”.
i never want to go into space. if i blasted off into space i would be scared shitless, probably pee my pants and burst into tears at the same time. i would hope that the spaceship would be full of as many capable men as possible. seriously. then there’s the science thing. to be useful i’d have to clean the toilets, shine the windows, try to cook with paste in tubes. possibly mend a tear, give massages, clean a wound, send faxes, and other tasks i’m more suited for.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a
sunita williams - the female astronaut in nasa who flies in space vehicles ,does not deserve to be there,she is there only because of reservations.another woman achievement hiding the fact about reservations.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a
women achievemnt means copying men ,and then when you are incapable to be a man you have reservations.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a
clarissa hates being a woman and wishes she is a man .that is why she is a feminist.
March 31st, 2008 at 7:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 89657abc193ed
FUCK THIS WEBSITE! ITS FUCKING STUPID AS FUCK!