Space…the Male Frontier
If you’re anything like me, you have never asked yourself why a woman has never been to the moon because the answer is obvious.
Actually, the answer may surprise you.
The male instinct is a good one — it’s solid when the chips are down, and in this case it tells us men that women have never been to the moon because the moon is chalk full of science — like a robot, the natural enemy of womankind (both technology and robots). This is absolutely true, however, only true in the way that there are no unicorns underwater. Yes, unicorns cannot breathe water, but they also do not fucking exist. So what are we talking about here.
The real reason that women have never been to the moon has very little to do with their astounding ability to turn even the simplest of technologies into a catastrophic fucking unsolvable mystery on par with Stonehenge.
Remember the last time you were making some hot-hot jokes around a woman or womans, or the last time you were enjoying a cinematographic masterpiece like Die Hard 3, Payback, or The South Park Movie — or any other time that you were trying to mind your own fucking business?
Well what happened?
That’s right, said woman or womans ruined it with a torrent of shitty comments and/or nay saying. Perhaps something like, “Nicolas Cage thinks he’s so great” (in a sarcastic tone though. Nicholas Cage only thinks he’s so great because he’s fucking awesome), or maybe a “those are fake”, “you only think you’re funny”, or a “cigarettes cause cancer”.
Cigarettes cause cancer? No shit, I didn’t know that. Guess what talking any more during Face Off causes?
Can you imagine this manner of hijink aboard the USS Space Ship to the moon?
That’s why women will never go to the moon, because of their piss-poor, wet-blanket attitudes.
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I have deduced Female is lazy by the number of comments she posts directly into my spam filter. The amount is staggering therefore she must not value her time; begatting both sloth and lethargy.
She must be lazy.
-Dick
That remark is unbecoming of us, as men.
We should charge women with what they are, not what we think they may be.
And fear not, I’m not after jumping the bones of Female or Luka.
Simply saying it like it is, as a man.
-wolfe
There’s nothing worth talking to in that lazy slut.
-Dick
Femho I was respondng about how I care not to discuss anything with you. That isn’t to say I want to chat with you here. Now shut your stupid hole and go away.
That’s absolutely true, Luka. You’re not supposed to be here.
-Dick
Becasue he is a man.. He knows when and how to shut up.
Unlike your dumbass that isn’t even suppose to be on this site.
haloscorned, if it is that simple, why don’t you try it?
welcome to the site
This is by far the funniest shit I’ve ever read in my life. (Not because my wife and I were just arguing. It’s WHAT we were arguing about.) I caps important words for the women readers. It helps them snap back their focus.
Women don’t know when to shut the fuck up.
It’s pretty simple. (This goes for you too Sandra, and “generic Female” posters.) Actually it’s the easiest thing in the world. Just breathe through your nose. Try it. Now, try talking at the same time! Ahhhhh…. silence.
Silence IS golden.
it’s more like ‘women are [IN] bad company’ when they’re here…
…but be here we must, as some, though granted not all, of your [pl./gen.] ‘cock-and-bull’ posts are such blather that it would be an absolute shame if one of us salome’s [pl./gen.] didn’t ruffle those sad feathers of yours [pl./gen.] once in a while…
…when we can be bothered to.
You wouldn’t be chatting with me there because I cannot post in the forums. As for my lame attitude and your unwillingness to chat with me because of it, what exactly are you doing, if not chatting with me here?
One_voice is correct here. It’s because most women are just as fucked up as you. Do you really expect me to come chat with you and your lame attitude? Surely not. So there is your answer about attention seeking. You really think I would come here to a site that says “no women allowed to seek your attention.” You really are ignorant you farking slut. I’ve never had a problem getting the attention of women. Getting them to go away or to shut the fuk up is more of a problem. Just like you, you go where you aren’t wanted. Reason #246, why menarebtterthanwoman. Most men won’t push their way in where they aren’t wanted.
You have proved so many times that you have difficulties with reading comprehension, so it’s pointless anyways.
Well if they let you back in the forums again it must be for entertainment purposes. You know like… To see you open mouth and insert foot.
That’s the only way women can be funny..
Women are bad company.
women in the west are so screwed
Billy, perhaps it’s time you visited the forums and told us from where your actual problem with women stems *deafening silence results* yea, I don’t actually believe that you would be able to articulate why you are so resentful, that’s assuming you even have a valid reason to be. Perhaps you just like the attention.
So if we call you Sandra then that would be childish?
Let me tell you another way men are better than women.
If women have a website that says no men allowed.
You can be sure I won’t be shoving my way into their lives like you little attention whores do here.
?
i am a very famous person. u just dont no dis. mi gurlfrendz a slag nd i want to ditch her. weva. sup.
Constant, repetitive name-calling is just as childish, but that doesn’t seem to stop some of you..
Most children use that defense.
Women have the same intelligence as children.
Nothing new under the sun.
Dicks got a point there.