Spitzer to American Women: Lighten the Fuck Up
There’s a lot of truth to the old saying that American women are the most awful, entitled, and certainly the dumbest whores on the planet.
Actually, it’s 100% true.
Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York, was recently busted for his participation in a “high class prostitution ring”. “Strange behavior for a Democrat,” I thought. After all, a high class prostitution ring is just a sexier version of Reaganomics. Eventually, that money “trickles down” to the cheapest whore.
But enough about politics. What Eliot Spitzer proved was that American women are the dumb cunts obsessed with sex and self-loathing that everyone thinks they are. American women not only live in fairy tales in their own minds, but they vote with that same candy cane and gingerbread nonsense — or whatever it is that comprises fairy tales.
Politicians have had extra-marital affairs since the beginning of time. Expecting that not to happen is like asking an athlete not to dope up. You can’t ask them to not dope up, you can just ask them not to get caught. Grow the fuck up. Those are million dollar contracts out there.
“I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong.” – Eliot Spitzer
The only sense of anything that was violated here was my man sensibilities for having to listen to a man apologize.
A politician should have one goal in mind: represent the people. And also to kick ass. According to a poll conducted by TIME Magazine, 61 percent of Americans think adultery should not be a crime, 50% of Americans believe Bill Clinton’s morals reflect that of the average man, and 100% of women can shut the fuck up.
It’s not wrong to be an adulterer if it’s not a crime. And if 39% of people think it should be a crime, then it isn’t. Welcome to America. You can hold a caucus in the Feminist Studies Union and call adultery “wrong” if you want, but you might as well hold your own cock in the Student Gym. You’d get more done and you’d definitely get more attention for doing it.
Prostitution should be legal — or at least as legal as getting pregnant without a man’s consent. Politicians should be able to fuck whoever they want — just like any man who makes six figures. And let’s have some real news on the news.
The bottom line is that American women are the reason this non-news is broadcast in the first place. Instead of hearing about global politics and Iraq (which women also caused with their big fat asses), America is tuned to the station of Another Woman Couldn’t Please Her Husband — Boo Hoo.
Let me tell you something about men. Each zero you add to the end of our net worth adds another woman to the number it takes to please us. Politicians are worth loads of money. Don’t cook up a sex-roast if you don’t have enough hands in the kitchen.
In the future, American women will have their mouths duct taped shut like they are in the rest of the world. I mean that metaphorically, but I really don’t care if it is or not. Men like Kevin Federline and Eliot Spitzer are going to lead us into this brave new world. Eliot Spitzer made one small step for a man, and one giant leap for mankind. Congratulations, buddy.
You American women need to settle the fuck down and grow up. You’re all a bunch of frigid cunts and getting a little action on the side is not a big deal. She’s not going to take away your precious free car.
Related Articles:

















Pages: [11] 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 » Show All
Totally agree. American women are generally some combination of shallow, dumb, fat, dumpy, selfish, useless… CUNTS.
Whenever a bitch can’t shut the fuck up, ram your cock into her throat.
Chances are, she needed a good dicking anyway.
I am shutting this site down.
Oh You!
Why men pander to women is beyond comprehension. Why men ‘ask women for permission to do this, that, or the other thing’ is also far beyond comprehension. Women have proven via their collective hypocrisy, disgusting displays of entitlement, and irreconcilable double standards, that most cannot be trusted as far as you can throw your house, if you still have one after marrying one of these American pop tarts. There was a story in today’s news about some dude that allegedly cheated on his wife and she MADE him (hurl) carry a sign around his neck at one of the busiest intersections in the city proclaiming his misdeed. Are you fucking kidding me? All I can say to women that support this idiocy is ‘fuck you and the horse you rode in on’. If men ever suggested the same punishment for women that cheat on their ‘man’, there is not enough room in every intersection, in every city to accommodate them all. Furthermore, these women would be whining like the wimps they are if the idea was suggested for more than 29 seconds. Let ‘em eat cake. As the song goes – American woman, stay the fuck away from me – in spades. I love women as much as the next guy, but it has gone way over the top these days with these irrational and full of crap females.
Agreed. Though I do wish you fellas would remember your women are exporting this crap to other western countries too.
Please come back and update the fucking site! I have many MABTW stickers I will spread around (all over my city) if you wake the fuck up and continue spreading the fucking truth. Where did you go? WTF, you were the only source of fucking reason out there. Then you decided to what, get fucking laid everyday, and love that moist pussy (mmmmmmmm). That still shouldn’t dissuade you from speaking the FUCKING truth. Dammit!
‘I’m embarrassed’ by McNugget meltdown
Florida woman calls 911 three times after McDonald’s runs out of nuggets
Video
In case anyone missed this -
Woman calls 911 — over McNuggets
March 4: The 27-year-old Florida resident told authorities that she’d paid for a 10-piece, but was refused a refund after being told the restaurant had run out. MSNBC’s Willie Geist has the details.
MSNBC More weird news
Woman ‘embarrassed’ by McNugget meltdown
Eagle survives crash through windshield
Should Department of Aging be DOA?
Man says he put cat in bong 3 times
Arsonist targets 1990s green Ford Escorts
7 face discipline over 14-year-old fake cop
Man jumps out of taxiing airliner in Dallas
WPBF-TV
updated 3:27 p.m. ET, Thurs., March. 5, 2009
FORT PIERCE, Fla. – She’s been called “McNut” by TMZ.com and “loco 4 pollo” by PerezHilton.com.
Now, after becoming an Internet sensation for calling 911 three times to report an emergency after McDonald’s had run out of McNuggets, a Fort Pierce woman said Wednesday she is embarrassed by all the media attention.
“I’m embarrassed to show my face in public,” Latreasa Goodman told WPBF News 25’s Alexis Rivera one day after her McNugget meltdown was first reported.
American women are the worst on the planet and for New Yorkers to make such a huge bungling deal over his affair is preposterous, much like the Clinton issue. Why don’t these Men just do it like that pimp Nicolas Sarkozy and dump the Womanatee in a nice divorce court and simply buy a Carla Bruni model looking woman? France loved him for it because most french women are hot as fuck. American women are generally speaking obese fat pigs who lost their husband/significant other, boyfriend due to the obvious issue. No will to at least attempt at looking beautiful or put down the box of donuts and funyuns they have at work/home and the car so as not to miss a moment of stuffing their gelatinous bodies with yet more junk food. Either that, or they have the rocking body of a 19 year old and believe that it should be worshipped. Thankfully, I work in Santa Monica and I have but to walk 15 steps to an elevator out of my office and ten steps out of our building front door to the promenade where the fat eyesores are rare.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
- Sgt. Reyes
“Kelly B” proves by her responses that women are all crypto-sociopaths at heart. Her combination of egocentrism and a pseudo-moral sense of self-righteousness makes for a dangerous combination, I must say. How can women be at the same time so self-centered and vain and yet believe that they are kind people who are morally superior and that by exploiting men and leaching of them they are “helping” them? Can self-delusion be taken to such an extreme degree, or is it sheer callous cynicism? I take the latter option.
P Coderch
I’m neither of the 2. It’s not women, it’s the television set. Open a book.
Why are so many men keeping it alive to make money? alot of these women whether you like it or not actually have to feed children. Some want to hit it rich. Men steal others ideas in business to get rich. Grown up men and real women see that problem in humanity, not a select group of people.
My father actually to be honest has never been much of one when I was young, he was a drug addict running off…He left right after I was born, the same goes for mothers leaving their children.
People have problems. I never advocated prostitution, I never was illiterate. I’m sorry but you are around too many people at your level. You notice these women and have probably never been around a real one, nor had a good women image in your life. I had a good brother and a good uncle to help me get a good male image. If you hate women so much , stop going back to the wrong kind.
While I agree that television is a bad influence the real core issue is not enough positive female role models. Think of the most prominent women in the American culture right now. Figures like Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears, Miley Cyrus and Oprah come to my mind. 3/4 of those women are very poor role models o begin with. In addition Paris Hilton is a PORN STAR! Wake the hell up! The very ideals that America is now promoting are promiscuity and the exploitation of ALL women. It is little wonder that there are so many failed marriages. This is what the youth is growing up to aspire to. This is where the problem lies. This is where I would like to blame it on men, however, if women really were equal then they would tear prostitutes apart, they would never appear in a porn magazine, and they wouldn’t have casual sex. But they let this happen to themselves and eventually they will realize the irreparable damage that’s been done to society.
My favorite website in the world so far. So much truth only a man could write this.
She’s shit at technology. We are right, another bucket of evidence goes into the reservoir of truth.
@ Sarah: No women allowed; no stupid questions either.
Gtfo.
So adultery is only ok when men do it?
Thanks Gwallian. and yeah, I could have sworn I saw it in book form, I’ll look for it again if I get the chance. But if it was, the chances of it being gone is quite low. A black book with the title in gold letters on the end…hopefully it’ll have that part in there instead of it being edited.
What? They have the Vagina Monologues in book form? I was unaware of that. Thought it was only a stage production.
The “good rape” is in a scene called “The little coochie snorter that could”. It depicts the alcohol based “seduction” of a thirteen year old girl by a woman. The final line of the scene is “if it was a rape, it was a good rape”.
The play is sometimes staged without that scene or with a sixteen year old rather than a thirteen year old.
If you hadn’t realised I have a bit of a bee in my bonnet about child sexual abuse and the constant lies told by feminists about it. Their advocacy, in my mind, actually serves to perpetuate the problem and the shape of the feminist ideologically based services set up to help victims actually cause many of those victims more grief. The motivation behind much of the feminist advocacy in the field was always more about tarring men than helping victims.
@kelly…
What you’ve experienced here is much the same as the treatment doled out to visitors to numerous feminist websites. The notable difference is that here you weren’t banned. While you may be relentlessly attacked nobody tries to formally silence you. In fact your resilience in the face of those attacks wins respect as often as not.
Respect is a far more important commodity among men than many women realise. Women come together by sharing their stories. Your communication here can often be typecast in this way as your most recent post demonstrates. Men, however, constantly test one another. It’s borne of a history throughout which the strength of ones compatriots was critical to ones survival in so many ways. This was never as essential to women as their safety tended to rely on the strength of the men around them.
I wonder if it’s possible for you to empathise with the men in western culture in that half century I referred to earlier? If you recall your response was “You are upset over 50 years? Ha! Women have been oppressed and treated like dogs way long than 50 years”. This is quite typical of the manner in which men voices are silenced in a myriad of ways. Imagine how somebody such as myself – a victim of sexual abuse by a woman – feels at hearing “all men are rapists”? It’s almost as though there’s an attitude that men are made of granite, that they simply can’t be hurt.
Australian gender commentator Bettina Arndt said “the real tragedy of life is that men love women, women love children and children love hamsters”. It’s probably one of the most accurate summations of the human condition that I’ve heard. In truth the man who hurts a woman, much rarer than feminists would have you believe, is actually suffering a severe break from both his conditioning and instincts. We often hear of the woman who murders her partner that they “snapped”. This is far more true of the men who hurt women than the reverse. Remember that women are not conditioned to protect men. In fact in western culture the woman who hurts a man is frequently cheered and almost always exonerated. Lorena Bobbit ring a bell? Mary Winkler?
The issue of the oppression of women is quite debatable notwithstanding it’s having seeped into the culture as some kind of truism. It’s why I referred you to the gendercide.org website. As I said the truest indicator of oppression is always death. In truth women have been relatively safe and protected compared to men through much of our history. Current genetic and DNA research is demonstrating that twice as many women as men have reproduced throughout the entirity of the species’ existence. Does it really make sense that the oppressor class – men – has always been expected to give their lives to protect the oppressed class? Can you cite any other oppressor/oppressee situation where that has occurred?
MABTW is the very sharp edge of a rapidly growing wedge among a disenfranchised and marginalised class human beings. That class of human beings are…
Ninety five percent of the homeless.
Three quarters of the victims of violence.
Eighty five percent of suicides(90% among teenagers).
Live between five and ten years less.
Forty percent of admissions to further education.
Told on a daily basis that they are the source of all evil, that they are oppressors and are privileged.
And I could go on. The point is I bet you’re not even aware of most of these things. Imagine the outrage if any of those were true for women. There would be much hand wringing and screeching from rooftops that men are to blame and that millions in government largesse must be found to address these “oppressions”.
If you want a more reasoned, or possibly less sharp, equivalent I’d suggest having a look at Glenn Sacks blog. In the meantime your presence, and that of virtually all female contributors, here only serves to sharpen that edge. Particularly so when much of it devolves to attempted shaming of men. The men here are well onto that game and every further installment merely sharpens their resolve.
I have no problem with the fact that he’s fucking a prostitute. More power to him. More power to her. Keep the hustle going.
I have a problem he was using governments money to pay for high priced pussy. I know more than a few girls who give him some ass for a date at TGI Fridays.
Women trying to show herself as a poor victim.She should be working for national organization for women.
Hey, gwallian. I noticed my local library had that book in store. I’m thinking of buying it to see how bad it really is, so could you tell me what chapter that good rape story is? I mean, I don’t doubt it’s actually in there, I’m just surprised someone could write it and the public never really noticed it.
jerk
‘jerk’
Oh, that is SO cutting. Did you get a team of Harvard-educated scriptwriters to help you with that?
Have you got your application for Border’s ready yet? For after your ‘graduation’ in advanced flower-arranging…?