Spitzer to American Women: Lighten the Fuck Up
There’s a lot of truth to the old saying that American women are the most awful, entitled, and certainly the dumbest whores on the planet.
Actually, it’s 100% true.
Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York, was recently busted for his participation in a “high class prostitution ring”. “Strange behavior for a Democrat,” I thought. After all, a high class prostitution ring is just a sexier version of Reaganomics. Eventually, that money “trickles down” to the cheapest whore.
But enough about politics. What Eliot Spitzer proved was that American women are the dumb cunts obsessed with sex and self-loathing that everyone thinks they are. American women not only live in fairy tales in their own minds, but they vote with that same candy cane and gingerbread nonsense — or whatever it is that comprises fairy tales.
Politicians have had extra-marital affairs since the beginning of time. Expecting that not to happen is like asking an athlete not to dope up. You can’t ask them to not dope up, you can just ask them not to get caught. Grow the fuck up. Those are million dollar contracts out there.
“I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong.” – Eliot Spitzer
The only sense of anything that was violated here was my man sensibilities for having to listen to a man apologize.
A politician should have one goal in mind: represent the people. And also to kick ass. According to a poll conducted by TIME Magazine, 61 percent of Americans think adultery should not be a crime, 50% of Americans believe Bill Clinton’s morals reflect that of the average man, and 100% of women can shut the fuck up.
It’s not wrong to be an adulterer if it’s not a crime. And if 39% of people think it should be a crime, then it isn’t. Welcome to America. You can hold a caucus in the Feminist Studies Union and call adultery “wrong” if you want, but you might as well hold your own cock in the Student Gym. You’d get more done and you’d definitely get more attention for doing it.
Prostitution should be legal — or at least as legal as getting pregnant without a man’s consent. Politicians should be able to fuck whoever they want — just like any man who makes six figures. And let’s have some real news on the news.
The bottom line is that American women are the reason this non-news is broadcast in the first place. Instead of hearing about global politics and Iraq (which women also caused with their big fat asses), America is tuned to the station of Another Woman Couldn’t Please Her Husband — Boo Hoo.
Let me tell you something about men. Each zero you add to the end of our net worth adds another woman to the number it takes to please us. Politicians are worth loads of money. Don’t cook up a sex-roast if you don’t have enough hands in the kitchen.
In the future, American women will have their mouths duct taped shut like they are in the rest of the world. I mean that metaphorically, but I really don’t care if it is or not. Men like Kevin Federline and Eliot Spitzer are going to lead us into this brave new world. Eliot Spitzer made one small step for a man, and one giant leap for mankind. Congratulations, buddy.
You American women need to settle the fuck down and grow up. You’re all a bunch of frigid cunts and getting a little action on the side is not a big deal. She’s not going to take away your precious free car.
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What really shocks or amuses me is that America goes outside of its boundaries fighting wars to promote liberation, women’s rights and democracy yet the media is littered and obsessed with the garbage of “iconic” “celebrity” “superstar” “actress” women flashing, nudity, sex tapes and what the fuck not. Is this how women are to be liberated in Afghanistan? Can you expect other religions and cultures to heed to your democracy when you have things like Spring Break and Girls Gone Wild, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian? Can you honestly promote your nation’s ideals when said nation is plagued by a culture of lust and harlotry? Teens working in strip bars for extra college money, a porn industry worth, what, 400 billion? You may call it freedom and natural but people are dying because of it including your young men and women in uniform fighting baseless wars for the “freedoms” of others. Often we read of U.S veterans returning from current combat zones saying how glad they are to be out of those “holes”, truth is America is one giant “hole” just getting bigger and bigger with so much blood shed FOR WHAT?
America just does not understand the cultural divide and sensitivities of foreign nations especially MIDDLE EASTERN. The country is far too extreme in its ways and subjective in its thinking as its women who most definitely have the worst image. There are surely a lot of hard working, normal American women just like anywhere else in the world but overall…
Putting up with kids or a male i do not even like or care enough about to want him happy is not worth the money they provide.
Working and earning my own money is actually EASIER than putting up with their crap.
American woman live in fairy tales in their own minds-lmao!!That puts it all in a nutshell.Maybe I would date an American woman if they didnt ask me if I owned my home right off the bat,how much money I made,what kind of car I drove,if I took care of my mother or not which would mean less in their pockets,etc…etc…I have had girls flip out because I didnt take them to like 200 dollar a plate dinners-
Out of most all marraiges I know of from people from high school and friends,the woman cheated!!!!Not the men.
Woman are living on mtv cribs in their schitzo heads,blowing their lips up like carp,fake boobs-
I recently blew a pretty tricks mind when I told her I didnt want to be her friend anymore because she said after she had her kid she would go right back to work and put the child into child care-These american bitches are so lazy they dont even want to raise their own children!All they are missing is their crew cuts and business suits and a sack between their legs,Wait a minute…..
I think the number of educated woman has gone up not because of their pursuit of knowledge,its because of their pursuit of money-Thats it-
They are running out of sugar daddies who would want to date them and now they are having to work for it on their on-
Womans lib got them sperm donors,full time jobs and moms all at the same time,they have to work harder because they are looking for that well endowed,rich,sensative guy that will cry with them on the couch,and then they complain the man isnt alpha or tough enough while they want their space and are needy at the same time-
It isnt even worth looking at american tricks without feeling sick to your stomach.I run from them.Then you dont want to have sex with them because of the diseases!
Our families fell apart,when woman did-American woman are repulsive.I think they are sold more into material slavery than any group in the world.You cant find an american woman that isnt into materialism!!
I had a woman run out of my house because I wouldnt have sex with her because we had no condoms and she wasnt on the pill,she through a little coniption and ran out,but god bless the fact I didnt bring another hungry mouth into this world because the woman was setting a trap because she knew I had a decent job and if it didnt work out she would get a nice check for said kid-I am not a dummy!!I see these woman coming and wear out my nikes running from them!!
i hope that day ll soon come. otherwise i ll cancel my plan of wedding. i mean nothing annoys me more than a frigid cow ,who is good for nothing. and why the hell they give a shit if some money goes to a poor whore . they have captured the major deal of whoredom ,the marriage. anyway seriously i think it is also the faults of women that today we are in such a mess.the most beautiful girls the planet are mostly useless .how sad. it is the responsibility of men to straighten up those bitches into obedient loving babes they used to be fifty years.
and men for god sake wake the fuck up.
Do you men hate women?
I despise western women. They’re good for nothing. Most of em rarely put out once you’re married to their sorry asses. Most don’t know how to cook or do any other feminine chores. They’re useless. If I have to do my own cooking and cleaning and I have to get my own rocks off in the morning then why do I need some worthless American bimbo? There used to be a time in this country when women improved the quality of a man’s life. That’s not true today. In fact they make our lives worse.
Travis Rose=ladyboy cunt.
Ladyboy cunt.
Wow, you fellas must not get laid. Poor babies. Did Mommy not give you the tit or hold you enough? All that rejection you face in life surely must be a b*tch to deal with, but you’ve done a brilliant job building your site. With so many morons in this world, it’s nice to know you all have a place to express your pathetic dribble ;)
Groundhog cunt.
This is great and sooooo true. The latest fad is sex rehab or as I like to call it “I will go cut my balls off so please dont sue me(aka divorce) and make me broke for the rest of my life”
The only cure for infedility is a bi sexual wife who loves you enough to go to swing parties with you.
Totally agree. American women are generally some combination of shallow, dumb, fat, dumpy, selfish, useless… CUNTS.
Whenever a bitch can’t shut the fuck up, ram your cock into her throat.
Chances are, she needed a good dicking anyway.
I am shutting this site down.
Oh You!
Why men pander to women is beyond comprehension. Why men ‘ask women for permission to do this, that, or the other thing’ is also far beyond comprehension. Women have proven via their collective hypocrisy, disgusting displays of entitlement, and irreconcilable double standards, that most cannot be trusted as far as you can throw your house, if you still have one after marrying one of these American pop tarts. There was a story in today’s news about some dude that allegedly cheated on his wife and she MADE him (hurl) carry a sign around his neck at one of the busiest intersections in the city proclaiming his misdeed. Are you fucking kidding me? All I can say to women that support this idiocy is ‘fuck you and the horse you rode in on’. If men ever suggested the same punishment for women that cheat on their ‘man’, there is not enough room in every intersection, in every city to accommodate them all. Furthermore, these women would be whining like the wimps they are if the idea was suggested for more than 29 seconds. Let ‘em eat cake. As the song goes – American woman, stay the fuck away from me – in spades. I love women as much as the next guy, but it has gone way over the top these days with these irrational and full of crap females.
Agreed. Though I do wish you fellas would remember your women are exporting this crap to other western countries too.
Please come back and update the fucking site! I have many MABTW stickers I will spread around (all over my city) if you wake the fuck up and continue spreading the fucking truth. Where did you go? WTF, you were the only source of fucking reason out there. Then you decided to what, get fucking laid everyday, and love that moist pussy (mmmmmmmm). That still shouldn’t dissuade you from speaking the FUCKING truth. Dammit!
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American women are the worst on the planet and for New Yorkers to make such a huge bungling deal over his affair is preposterous, much like the Clinton issue. Why don’t these Men just do it like that pimp Nicolas Sarkozy and dump the Womanatee in a nice divorce court and simply buy a Carla Bruni model looking woman? France loved him for it because most french women are hot as fuck. American women are generally speaking obese fat pigs who lost their husband/significant other, boyfriend due to the obvious issue. No will to at least attempt at looking beautiful or put down the box of donuts and funyuns they have at work/home and the car so as not to miss a moment of stuffing their gelatinous bodies with yet more junk food. Either that, or they have the rocking body of a 19 year old and believe that it should be worshipped. Thankfully, I work in Santa Monica and I have but to walk 15 steps to an elevator out of my office and ten steps out of our building front door to the promenade where the fat eyesores are rare.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
- Sgt. Reyes
“Kelly B” proves by her responses that women are all crypto-sociopaths at heart. Her combination of egocentrism and a pseudo-moral sense of self-righteousness makes for a dangerous combination, I must say. How can women be at the same time so self-centered and vain and yet believe that they are kind people who are morally superior and that by exploiting men and leaching of them they are “helping” them? Can self-delusion be taken to such an extreme degree, or is it sheer callous cynicism? I take the latter option.
P Coderch
I’m neither of the 2. It’s not women, it’s the television set. Open a book.
Why are so many men keeping it alive to make money? alot of these women whether you like it or not actually have to feed children. Some want to hit it rich. Men steal others ideas in business to get rich. Grown up men and real women see that problem in humanity, not a select group of people.
My father actually to be honest has never been much of one when I was young, he was a drug addict running off…He left right after I was born, the same goes for mothers leaving their children.
People have problems. I never advocated prostitution, I never was illiterate. I’m sorry but you are around too many people at your level. You notice these women and have probably never been around a real one, nor had a good women image in your life. I had a good brother and a good uncle to help me get a good male image. If you hate women so much , stop going back to the wrong kind.
While I agree that television is a bad influence the real core issue is not enough positive female role models. Think of the most prominent women in the American culture right now. Figures like Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears, Miley Cyrus and Oprah come to my mind. 3/4 of those women are very poor role models o begin with. In addition Paris Hilton is a PORN STAR! Wake the hell up! The very ideals that America is now promoting are promiscuity and the exploitation of ALL women. It is little wonder that there are so many failed marriages. This is what the youth is growing up to aspire to. This is where the problem lies. This is where I would like to blame it on men, however, if women really were equal then they would tear prostitutes apart, they would never appear in a porn magazine, and they wouldn’t have casual sex. But they let this happen to themselves and eventually they will realize the irreparable damage that’s been done to society.
My favorite website in the world so far. So much truth only a man could write this.