Spitzer to American Women: Lighten the Fuck Up

There’s a lot of truth to the old saying that American women are the most awful, entitled, and certainly the dumbest whores on the planet.

Actually, it’s 100% true.

Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York, was recently busted for his participation in a “high class prostitution ring”. “Strange behavior for a Democrat,” I thought. After all, a high class prostitution ring is just a sexier version of Reaganomics. Eventually, that money “trickles down” to the cheapest whore.

But enough about politics. What Eliot Spitzer proved was that American women are the dumb cunts obsessed with sex and self-loathing that everyone thinks they are. American women not only live in fairy tales in their own minds, but they vote with that same candy cane and gingerbread nonsense — or whatever it is that comprises fairy tales.

Politicians have had extra-marital affairs since the beginning of time. Expecting that not to happen is like asking an athlete not to dope up. You can’t ask them to not dope up, you can just ask them not to get caught. Grow the fuck up. Those are million dollar contracts out there.

“I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong.” - Eliot Spitzer

The only sense of anything that was violated here was my man sensibilities for having to listen to a man apologize.

A politician should have one goal in mind: represent the people. And also to kick ass. According to a poll conducted by TIME Magazine, 61 percent of Americans think adultery should not be a crime, 50% of Americans believe Bill Clinton’s morals reflect that of the average man, and 100% of women can shut the fuck up.

It’s not wrong to be an adulterer if it’s not a crime. And if 39% of people think it should be a crime, then it isn’t. Welcome to America. You can hold a caucus in the Feminist Studies Union and call adultery “wrong” if you want, but you might as well hold your own cock in the Student Gym. You’d get more done and you’d definitely get more attention for doing it.

Prostitution should be legal — or at least as legal as getting pregnant without a man’s consent. Politicians should be able to fuck whoever they want — just like any man who makes six figures. And let’s have some real news on the news.

The bottom line is that American women are the reason this non-news is broadcast in the first place. Instead of hearing about global politics and Iraq (which women also caused with their big fat asses), America is tuned to the station of Another Woman Couldn’t Please Her Husband — Boo Hoo.

Let me tell you something about men. Each zero you add to the end of our net worth adds another woman to the number it takes to please us. Politicians are worth loads of money. Don’t cook up a sex-roast if you don’t have enough hands in the kitchen.

In the future, American women will have their mouths duct taped shut like they are in the rest of the world. I mean that metaphorically, but I really don’t care if it is or not. Men like Kevin Federline and Eliot Spitzer are going to lead us into this brave new world. Eliot Spitzer made one small step for a man, and one giant leap for mankind. Congratulations, buddy.

You American women need to settle the fuck down and grow up. You’re all a bunch of frigid cunts and getting a little action on the side is not a big deal. She’s not going to take away your precious free car.

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Comment by son of the suns
2008-03-15 20:42:22

His wife doesn’t mind dipshit.

“Progressivism” is the false God of spoiled baby boomer scum and anything else is just icing on the cake. Family doesn’t matter.

These soulless flesh cases are too busy trying to destroy national soveriengty and patriarchy and every other bioevolutionary neccessity to let morals of public or self get in the way. All they care about is parasitic levels of taxation and an army of uneducated immigrants to outcompete native workers for slave wages and to join gangs to justify the taxes via elite police units.

Didn’t you hear him say such with his wife standing by?

 
Comment by Nicole
2008-03-15 20:14:45

Honest question here….in previous posts Dick said all women are cheating whores, and it was clear from the post he meant that as an insult and not a quality to be admired. So why then is Spitzer glorified for cheating?

I agree prostitution should be legal, but if a man gets married and makes a vow to his wife to be faithful, shouldn’t he divorce her or at very least inform her before he starts sleeping around with whores? If he can’t keep his vows and his word, then he should at least man-up and say so, so at least the wife has the choice to not live in a sham of a marriage and can get the hell out.

 
Comment by Wolfe
2008-03-14 19:44:38

Chris said:

Wolfe
Don’t waste your time: Kelly B is an idiot.

She certainly comes off that way. Rather sad though, that one so gullible and self-involved seems so beyond help.

Gwallan’s response is excellent, as is usually the case. He beat me to some obvious points on the homeless.
-wolfe

 
Comment by Zaphod
2008-03-14 17:30:02

Kelly B. said:

That was directed at Zaphod, the “quote” thing isn’t working, meh whatever.

What was directed at me? Actually I dont really care.
I have read post after post of your never ending mouth including your professions of Love from a boyfriend we dont give a shit about.
Perhaps you are here, complaining about every single fucking sentence from us, is due to the simple fact that you know your boyfriend who “Loves” you would smack the living shit out of you for running your mouth like this around him or other people who are important to him. In other words you have to let your “Bitch” out somewhere or you will spontaneously explode at the speed of light.
BTW, only an idiot cannot get the “Quote” button to work.

Yet again Men, our Point has been made, she wont shut up.

Zaphod

 
Comment by Aguardiente
2008-03-14 11:11:44

“Prostitution should be legal — or at least as legal as getting pregnant without a man’s consent” - BRILLIANT

The whore charges in cash, once, and you don’t have to see her again if you don’t want to. The ex charges in “child support” and you’ve got to deal with the fucking cunt for the next 18 years until the child cannot be used to suck your salary anymore.

 
Comment by Michael
2008-03-14 08:10:17

Oh hellooo, fancy seeing you here. Like a drink, can we take your coat?

 
Comment by Kelly B
2008-03-14 07:49:22

I never once said ALL MEN… so get it right, bitch.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-03-14 07:16:44

gwallan said:

Kelly I really wish you’d look for the enter key on your keyboard occasionally…

Kelly B said:

I went to a production put on at my school tonight, “The Vagina Monologues,” and it really opened my eyes to a lot of issues that MANY women all over the world face because of men…

Did they do the scene called “The Little Coochie Snorter That Could” which portrays child sexual abuse as “a good rape” if it’s committed by a woman?

Did you apply any scepticism to the various statistical lies being promulgated? I made the mistake of simply believing for a very long time. I mean, why would they lie?

Kelly B said:
and I think I’m like an offical feminist now, haha.

Take it from somebody who was an official feminist for thirty years that it’s not all it’s cut out to be.

Kelly B said:
And it opened my eyes to just how much garbage you guys talk about on here. I think it’s sad that vibrators are illegal in some states, and not guns!

Other way round where I come from.

Regarding garbage I take that rather personally. Have you any evidence that I have misled you at any point? I have certainly tried to challenge you - challenges you’ve been patently unwilling to take up.

Kelly B said:
Or that millions of women’s vaginas are mutilated….

Incorrect. There is a great deal of hysteria and extreme hyperbole surrounding FGM. The extreme form, which is generally hyped as being the norm, only occurs in about one percent of cases. Most of it is little different to the male circumcision practiced almost as a matter of course in the west.

I’ve had sex with a circumcised woman BTW. In her case, and in the vast majority in my understanding, it involved minor trimming of the labia only. It certainly didn’t cause her any problems.

That’s not to say I support any form of circumcision. I certainly do not.

Kelly B said:
or that out of 1000 homeless women interviewed within 13 years of research only ONE was never sexually assaulted when they were younger…

As somebody has already stated virtually ALL the homeless are men. I guarantee there are more victims of sexual abuse numerically among the male homeless. In fact homelessness is among those negative social indicators that are far higher for male victims than other segments of the community.

Kelly B said:
it’s disgusting. I will never ever ever ever ever listen to anything you have to say ever again. I needed to throw that in… I am really going now because you are nothing but insulting, degrading, men and I have no room for such non-sense in my life anymore.

insulting, degrading, men
According to you all men have always been like this so what did you really expect?

If you are a woman, Gwallan, you are very well-informed and intelligent.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-03-14 06:48:05

Kelly B said:

I went to a production put on at my school tonight, “The Vagina Monologues,” and it really opened my eyes to a lot of issues that MANY women all over the world face because of men… and I think I’m like an offical feminist now, haha. And it opened my eyes to just how much garbage you guys talk about on here. I think it’s sad that vibrators are illegal in some states, and not guns! Or that millions of women’s vaginas are mutilated…. or that out of 1000 homeless women interviewed within 13 years of research only ONE was never sexually assaulted when they were younger… it’s disgusting. I will never ever ever ever ever listen to anything you have to say ever again. I needed to throw that in… I am really going now because you are nothing but insulting, degrading, men and I have no room for such non-sense in my life anymore.

One minute you accept our accurate claims about female rights and privileges - the next you believe every unfounded claim in the vagina monologues. You sound like an irrational prole to me… not unlike Boring. Stupid cunt.

 
Comment by Keb
2008-03-14 06:13:05

Kelly B said:
And it opened my eyes to just how much garbage you guys talk about on here. I think it’s sad that vibrators are illegal in some states, and not guns!

Oh my, did she really just say that……..

 
Comment by Keb
2008-03-14 05:45:50

Hilary said-What makes him bad? I say leave him alone and stop trying to make his life “better” by quoting from the Bible, from which his statement, he doesn’t believe in.

I never, not even once, quoted the Bible to son of the suns. I wasn’t trying to make his life “better”. I simply said, I feel that there is something better in him, and that is that……The end.

 
Comment by gwallan
2008-03-14 02:55:02

Kelly I really wish you’d look for the enter key on your keyboard occasionally…

Kelly B said:

I went to a production put on at my school tonight, “The Vagina Monologues,” and it really opened my eyes to a lot of issues that MANY women all over the world face because of men…

Did they do the scene called “The Little Coochie Snorter That Could” which portrays child sexual abuse as “a good rape” if it’s committed by a woman?

Did you apply any scepticism to the various statistical lies being promulgated? I made the mistake of simply believing for a very long time. I mean, why would they lie?

Kelly B said:
and I think I’m like an offical feminist now, haha.

Take it from somebody who was an official feminist for thirty years that it’s not all it’s cut out to be.

Kelly B said:
And it opened my eyes to just how much garbage you guys talk about on here. I think it’s sad that vibrators are illegal in some states, and not guns!

Other way round where I come from.

Regarding garbage I take that rather personally. Have you any evidence that I have misled you at any point? I have certainly tried to challenge you - challenges you’ve been patently unwilling to take up.

Kelly B said:
Or that millions of women’s vaginas are mutilated….

Incorrect. There is a great deal of hysteria and extreme hyperbole surrounding FGM. The extreme form, which is generally hyped as being the norm, only occurs in about one percent of cases. Most of it is little different to the male circumcision practiced almost as a matter of course in the west.

I’ve had sex with a circumcised woman BTW. In her case, and in the vast majority in my understanding, it involved minor trimming of the labia only. It certainly didn’t cause her any problems.

That’s not to say I support any form of circumcision. I certainly do not.

Kelly B said:
or that out of 1000 homeless women interviewed within 13 years of research only ONE was never sexually assaulted when they were younger…

As somebody has already stated virtually ALL the homeless are men. I guarantee there are more victims of sexual abuse numerically among the male homeless. In fact homelessness is among those negative social indicators that are far higher for male victims than other segments of the community.

Kelly B said:
it’s disgusting. I will never ever ever ever ever listen to anything you have to say ever again. I needed to throw that in… I am really going now because you are nothing but insulting, degrading, men and I have no room for such non-sense in my life anymore.

insulting, degrading, men
According to you all men have always been like this so what did you really expect?

 
Comment by Michael
2008-03-14 01:50:48

Kelly B said:
.. I am really going now

Yeah sure.

Kelly B said:because you are nothing but insulting, degrading, men and I have no room for such non-sense in my life anymore.

I think I can hear the world’s most psychotically brilliant violin playing just for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5z8kuKbTo8&feature=related

 
Comment by MansVoice
2008-03-14 01:06:42

Muzalon said:

Have fun working in Borders with your useless degree. Or PhD. Or whatever. Education is no longer any guarantee of middle class status - because everyone has it.

She is a woman - all the education in the world can’t help/save her.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-03-14 00:29:43

Didn’t she say bye 2 days ago?

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-03-14 00:10:53

Kelly B said:

I went to a production put on at my school tonight, “The Vagina Monologues,” and it really opened my eyes to a lot of issues that MANY women all over the world face because of men… and I think I’m like an offical feminist now, haha. And it opened my eyes to just how much garbage you guys talk about on here. I think it’s sad that vibrators are illegal in some states, and not guns! Or that millions of women’s vaginas are mutilated…. or that out of 1000 homeless women interviewed within 13 years of research only ONE was never sexually assaulted when they were younger… it’s disgusting. I will never ever ever ever ever listen to anything you have to say ever again. I needed to throw that in… I am really going now because you are nothing but insulting, degrading, men and I have no room for such non-sense in my life anymore.

Have fun working in Borders with your useless degree. Or PhD. Or whatever. Education is no longer any guarantee of middle class status - because everyone has it.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2008-03-13 21:50:19

Michael said:

I think she’s now told us her bf loves her,

Well, he will love her when he has his penis in her mouth. Go Kelly!

 
Comment by MansVoice
2008-03-13 21:46:48

Kelly B said:

I went to a production put on at my school tonight, “The Vagina Monologues,”

Feminist propaganda at its best.

Kelly B said:

and it really opened my eyes to a lot of issues that MANY women all over the world face because of men…

Why should men(or women) or any living entity be blamed for the problems of another?

Kelly B said:

and I think I’m like an offical feminist now, haha.

Who cares, bitch?

Kelly B said:

And it opened my eyes to just how much garbage you guys talk about on here.

Only a feminist will find facts, truth and logical reasoning to be garbage.

Kelly B said:

I think it’s sad that vibrators are illegal in some states, and not guns!

Wow, that is such an issue huh? I think it is sad that cunts like you are not deported to Iraq w/o armor.

Kelly B said:

Or that millions of women’s vaginas are mutilated….

Or that millions more of men die every century for war.

Kelly B said:

or that out of 1000 homeless women interviewed within 13 years of research only ONE was never sexually assaulted when they were younger… it’s disgusting.

90% of the homeless are men, what the fuck is that ?

Kelly B said:

I will never ever ever ever ever listen to anything you have to say ever again. I needed to throw that in… I am really going now because you are nothing but insulting, degrading, men and I have no room for such non-sense in my life anymore.

Then, get the fuck out of this site you fucking whore.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-03-13 19:16:50

Kelly B said:

I don’t think you are as tough as you sound, and perhaps you should seek some professional help… you are a bit scary.

My potential for violence requires “professional help” but female infidelity and degeneracy is encouraged.

And you wonder why before the last shot is fired and the last blade sheathed not only will your slutting be over but your ability to work and vote will be as well.

It’s been a good 50 years. Not all martyrs see divinity, but atleast you tried.

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-03-13 18:43:40

Kelly B said:
Good BYE!

Why did she lie to me? But girls are always so charming and intelligent…

 
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